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Yeah behbeh. Come wif me to da Casbah! I
Ha. Cat seductress.
Aktuly, I pokded mahsef an it huuuurtz! MAAAHHHH!
Its like the kitten is shocked at being photographed.
I lubbs n00b winks! But he looks more like he’s trying to use the keyboard as a litterbox.
Dat werks lil’ kittah. I has been wooeded.
Arr, I is interwubz pirate.
;o)
“hey baby, wanna help me reformat my hard drive?”
Datz whut dey all says!!
My hubby’s friend an a buddy (neither xactly Brad Pitt) tried to sneek their equaly rank lookin dates into a bar, an one of the barflies yelled out: “Hay, bartender — two Buds and two bowls of Gravy Train!”
I would have poured my Gravy Train right on top of his drunk-azz head!!
If u knew this guy, u WUD pour yur Gravy Train on him, fersure … he rilly is a dick. Too bad hiz parentz not spayed an neutered!
Spay & Neuter Your Neighbors!
Maybe That’ll Make The Difference….
dat’s my emeow signature….
I thot it wuz “Spay and neuter your neighbors and weird relatives”????
yeah, akshually, i saw dat one AFTPURR i’d been threatening to mayke my version up as a bumpernicker fur YEARS….
How u no dat dey not tawkin ’bout the friend an teh bar bud, being dawgs demselves?
Bow-wow-wow, yippie-yo yippie-yay, c’mon little kitteh, less go out ‘n’ play.
wie mus u be lyks dat?
wy muss u chaes teh cat?
‘cuz teh kitteh so nice two chase.
You had me at “hewwo”!
portside lazur down for repairs
WIN!
yes, xept i tink iz the kitteh’s stabbud side
port/starboard…..I kan nevur tell teh difference anywayz!
did u loses ur glasiz agen??
no…jus kan’t rememmer if starboard is my right or my other right!!! I m nautikally challenged!
I only memberz cuz “port” and “left” haz sayme numbah uv lettahs! Is de lame, I noes, but iz awl I gotz.
I gotz no bote.
neether do I….don’t know whi I evur worried bout which wuz which!
iz starburd-side lazar nubcake
Lol. you made me lol.
“How YOU doin?”
LOLfrenz!
OMG it’s the joey of the kitten world
WOOOOAO!
Too much tappin on dese lil black objeks, not enuff kitteh-lovin. We play now, k?
where dat liddle grin led? a bit to dah left, no, no, moar, to dah left, bingoz!
hey, jimmy, lookey heer! i tolded ya i can maek grin glowin lite wit mah butt!
Arrrggghhhh, maytee! Shivurrr mee timburrs!
Akshully thass juss me purrings.
Yeah yeah, you cyoot nOOb kitteh. Now getoff mah keebord
PEBKAT as a bebbee! PEBKITTEN??
(Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Typist)
*PEBKAC – Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair
You cute nOOb kitteh.
Now gitoff mai keebord
omg dey cuts teh hardlien!
get in teh walz!
que?????
oh.
cuz wuz saem cat. deyja voo.
meenz dey chaengd progam, so u can has 2 be on gard nows.
(wayks up, Neo)
(teh Meowtrix can has u)
got it! (finalee)
Wat happins in Kitteh Club, Stayz in Kitteh Club.
Hay baybee, u com heer oftin? Whutz yur sgin? If i sez ur bodee iz bootiful, wud u hoald it aginzt me? Rite bak atchoo, bayb!
(Groan…..) yu SO badddddd…
bes ting i evar had
in wurld gon mad
ur so bad
dood ting dey gonna speuter him early…. we not needs dis type in da gene pool…. cyoot, tho
hey! he jus got boo-boo eye! doan be so judging….YU mite look like dis one mornin aftur a wild Caturday nite…we wouldn wanna speuter yu!!!
i alreddy speutered! and had i eber resorted to such bad lines, well, it shudn’t been doned earlier!
libra, and you?
OMG… my ‘pologies to yu THC….I thoughted yu wuz referrin to teh kittehs face, not Cottlestons cheezie pickup linez!!! My bad….and Scorpio, btw.
Uhm I dont understand
Wud sumbuddy plz transl8 deez 4 me into correx English? I wanna laff too plz.
srsly????
yes
i dont understand the “woo youse” part? oh, i just looked in the dictionary. woo is a verb ^^ i didnt know it. im just a stupid german
sry 4 askin
youse is “Chicago-ese” for “you.”
As in “‘ey, youse guys, any ya seed my bruddah?”
Doug, Chicagoan.
Hey Doug Chicagoan! Gladys Also Chicagoan here…they’re not speakin’ true Chicagoese til they can correctly use “da Mare”, “Northerly Island”, and “dibs” in sentences. (If they can use them all in the SAME sentence, they can automatically BE da Mare.)
da Mare aint whut she uzed ta bee on Northerly Island n shez got dibs on the hay. Howz zat?
oh dam…yu winz agin’ Lil Miss Annie….BTW, wtf is da Mare???? I jus be a Floridiot….yu know…dat state where we gotz “chads” hangin all ovur!
Wul, to ME, “da Mare” is a gurl horse-lyke in Da Ol’ Gray Mare jus aint whut she uzed ta be”.
I tink maybe in Chicagoese it mite aktshully be “the mayor”. but that wazun as funnee. Haffa aks Doug, I guezz.
Annie FTW! particularly “da Mare” Richard _ Daley (M or J, depending on the generation). An as far as we are concerneded, da ol’ gray mare is EZZACLY what him useta be.
Does he gotz dibs on da hay?
yvi…to “woo” means to charm, to court, to pursue or tu curry favor. “Youse” is slang for “you”
The kitten is flirting with you and attempting to gain your attention with his sexy wink. Hope that help you!
fank u guys!
Yu are welcum…Mai dawter took 5 years of German and still can’t speak it or write it anywhere near as well as you do…I was in FRG for 3 years…my son was born there! Love the country!
well eetz hard to rly speak a langwitch if u haz no contact to teh culture. needz to be readingz bookz and websites and listen to m00seek etc.
eez much eaziar wif english, coz eetz everywhar!
i haz had 7 yrs of english at school and spent one year in US as au pair.
most ppl here dont undastand teh way i say “atlanta” and certain othar fingz. 
how *U* dewin..
“Hey, bebbeh, dat a cheezburger in ur pokkit or u jest happi to c me?”
I bringin sexy back!
Where’d it goe??????
rwroorr…bebee ur front is sexy too, brings dat wich yoo.
A/S/L? Well, not adult, but am single an lonelee kitteh! Rekwire hugses!!!
LOL…dems my inishulls irl. how sads!
not be too sad…also stans for American Sign Language…vury, vury gud!
oh, COL, dat’s what i awlways tink ob when i see it, too! sigh…..
Yaaarrrr! I iz teh software pirate!!!
Me likee! Software pirate is da funnies!
Why’on’tcha com up an c me sumtime, big boy?
Whin I’s wuz gud I wuz oh-sew-gud, butt whin I’s wuz badd I’s wuz behttur!
-and-
Guddniss hadd nuttin 2 due wiff it.
-whew- Id it hawt in heah, o’ id it jess teh Mae West qwotes?
boom chicka boom chicka boom chicka boom!
no…it goez “chicka chicka boom boom”!1!! Sorry, couldn’t resist!! But Mae did it furst and did it teh best!
i sez a boom chicka rocka chicka rocka chicka boom
O kittah, UR to young for woo. UR jst a baybay!
a lolita lolkitn?
TTLY! Lolita FTW!
Munch da Gracias!
Hey bebee, wanna sybrr?
“i’m on ur webkamz, showin my harbls”
…AN I’M GONNA TELL ON YOU!!!!
EEEWWWIIEE!
Thass just wrong, but hella funnee.
that kitten is winking b/c it knows that it just messed up what you were working on!
I’s on your notebook
fuxxing wid my depf perceptionz
This bebekitteh requires smoo.
wuv iz a manee splendrd theeng
Sad cuz i faileded mavis beacon. No thumsz.
You had me at ‘meow’
WIN!
i lolcode so hard i canot c vary wells
Now, l wonder if this cat is winking at me but am in paradise in this site.Meow!!!!. l love this photograph
Kitteh and cap is cute, but to me it looks like kitten has an eye infection and needs some Terramycin eye ointment, plus looking at the nose kitten is probably fighting off upper respiratory infection. For me the possibility kitten is sick detracts from the LOL. (from a kitten foster momma).
kitteh says: Yeh, suuuure u r workin’ from home 2 day.
you owned me cheezburger.
good one.
MySpace kitteh is in ur extneded netwerk
It werked!! I wooded!!!
Kitteh is too cute. One question…what means n00b?
diz obviuzly tom yorkz kitteh!
Aww! So qyoot!
Dun wury, kitteh. I fallz for yur qyootinesses.
ey mama.. i has some catnip and milk in ma bedroomz waitin just for yu..
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