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Hold on guyz, I means 2 fall on faze.
The next move is a handstand
I r gud at it.
Dazz why I’s alwais workn ovatime.
First, teh cheezsurvur. Then, teh kitteh.
CRASH!!!
FTW!!!!! Mebbe he kan upgrade, too?
kitty is drilling his way to china with his FOREHEAD !
drillcat will kill your… zzzzzz
BWAAaaa!!! wIN!!! LOL!
Total win!
that’s some hardcore purring!
AHAHAHAHAHA
I iz fabrik testur. Dis wun need moar soft.
hahahahahaha!
Oh, kitteh. I wish it were mah job too.
im n yr govmnt….. run’n yer woar………
dam politikz…evurwhere I goez….
heds in teh sand, er carpet..wutever.
FTW!!! ttl lol.
Yes, fabric sofnerz still sof adn smelly good. Iz pass.
iz lollin maiself into a splort!
no one told porcupine cat that quills are required
Bein a lump. My best talentz. I can does it all day if I tries.
Iz part-time kitteh, full-time meat loaf.
WIN!
I R a lolusc
LOL Win!
zebra mussell mebbe?
looks to me like a naughty-lus
Whoa…didn’t know tribble gots pointy ears
speshul order. gots to pay eggstra
nah — iz jus vulcn tribbil
Devout Muslim kitteh bows to Mecca.
religunz, too……..dere is no exkapeing it…nex thing yu no, dey gonna start talkin bout sekz….
Secks. Dere. I said it. Teehee ;p
Arse up, fase down, dass teh way we foo aroun’!
- Andrey Dice Kitteh.
Ladiez an Gentulcatz….we now haz De Trifecta of Taboo…..politiks,religion, and (the ever-populer) secks! Our werk heer is dun!!!
dat meen we gets to take our aftpurrnoon nap?????
Chaos. Mayhem. Disorder. My work here is done.
- my favorite t-shirt.
An’ yes, is time for afturnoon nappies.
Ah yes…now is onlee I kud get mai bossez to agree!
ostrich cat no kan bury head in sandz
sandz too hard
Kitteh iz playin hyde n seek. Him countz to 100 den sez, Reddy r not, hear I comez!
u meanz reddy or not, hear I ….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz?
Hoep i dooz dis rite.
Dis iz all grode up.
Oh noes…bye everbuddies….I mus naow die frum teh cute!
Starded owt ez tiny paypurrrrrwayt.
You didz leenk veree nyse. I still has trubble wif cowde.
Fanx – I foloed strukshins at dah bom of dah Comint boks. Kinna. *shrugz* I jiss gesst!!11!
….Alice? You down za rabit hole?
I iz prayingz to St. Tiggywinkle.
and now, the amazing tabby will preform a headstand !!!
tabby ? tabby ???
zzzzzzzzz….
…waht? …wachu sed?
i wusnt nappin!
I iz tie-tiez, wayke me upz on caturday
“sleepin iz mah bizness nd bizness iz gud”
How moosh-face kittehs came into being.
They not run into a doar, they smash fayse in furnichur.
unh unh, dere’s dis liddle tube/slide devyce we gots, it stands about 3 foots offen da ground, and da bottom be up close to a wall. you put da liddle goggie or kittun in at da top, gravitee taykes ober, and VIOLA! you gots yur pug, or yur peke-in-da-knees, or yur purrsian, or yur zot, or yur himmie….
goddess furgibe us, peeps used to akshually aks us at goggie shows about how smushed-faced breeds got dat way, and dat’s what we towd dem…. and most ob dem seemed to beleef us….
jus goez to prove dat as a specheeze, we purty stoopid bout sum theengs!
Strange. One of our cats, Zoe, looks exactly like that and sleeps like that too. She was the only other cat I’ve seen sleeping like that before this photo.
well, i needs to get meh one of dem jobs laik kitteh has!
i would be employee of da munf evry munf!
Ebree tyme teh teevee iz on, sumone talkkin bowt Par-hiss Hiltun. I can noe look no moar.
LOLZ!
WIN!!11!!oneeleven!11
*giggle* I like how you took the time to write out “!!11oneeleven!11″– it just made me shoot iced tea across my computer screen. WWIINN!!
Bueller? Bueller?
visible bookend.
invisible books….. unless kitteh iz readin wif himz tummy. Kittehs absorb most lernin fru tummy readin.
Outside of a kitteh, a book is a man’s bess fren.
Inside of a kitteh, is too dark to reed.
(dorfy parker in lolspeek, sorta)
Fot dat wuz Groucho Marx…
oops my bad. lolcat addichun knoen to cawz longterm memory losses and ovver probz…
memme dorfy quoteded groucho – i dunno.
Groucho, deffnitly
‘course Groucho said “dog”, but we dunt use bad words on here.
OMG….who kares who rote it….WIN!!!
Funnies!
Talkin bout mah generation…:)
THIS is mah job. This IS mah job. This is MAH job. This is mah JOB!
I lubs mah job an I iz darned gud at it, tu.
Morph ball not acquired.
Metroid ftw!
plz dun maek me cry ovr wall-jump againz.
Morph ball acqui-zzzz
kitteh, i haz same job, onlee i duz it in front of compooter!
xsept wen i’s looking at lolcats pikchers, of corse…
invisible keyboard headsmash
Armadillocat forms defensive posture…
I iz profeshonal kitteh loaf.
Gotz degree an evuryting.
This is one of what we call the “merciless glare” poses. (Others are paw over eyes, tail over eyes, eyes & nose in elbow . . .) From Blanche DuBois in Streetcar Named Desire: “I won’t be looked at in this merciless glare!” as she covers the lamp.
Kitteh wants lights out.
I has allus deepended hupawn de kindnez ov strangerz!!!
Cusshin inspecter!
Sk8er kitteh faceplants. Dude, dat was harsh!
iz kitteh rolypoly
Dis how dah hedgehog say to make dah dogs go away…
I is a hump, look! Yer not looking!
Ize breathin thru mah ears.
The only thing this photo needs is a red Swingline stapler.
i cn beliez iz butta enz m bm
WOW!! My co-worker has the same job!!!
Hey, no fair telling on me!
i wish that could be my job, too!
me no can see you, you no can see me
kitteh is invisiblill
I iz so embarrazzd I kant behleeve u sed that to my new cat-fren I kan neveh show mah fase agin
personally, dis totalleh rezembls teh effect of mah job (At teh end of teh dai)
haha … I’m not sure what that job is exactly but it made me lol … so maybe his job is making me lol?
Mt. Kittehtoah Lies Dormant
Erupshun ekspected on Caturday.
teh moldy egplant returnz
u haz smell … srsly bad, hydez noes
kitteh new kwalitee testr at Matris Kngdum
Kitteh? I can has job liek that for humin, plz? I has experiuncs.
i lol’d. for srs !
Mah huminz sprayd Febreez…nom nom nom
NO KITTEH!!!!! Febreez not for drinkin!! (Sumbunny plz tell my kitteh that bfore she chews tru anuther btl an ruinz it!)
Fabrik has a flavor!
or…
Skydive cat…..forgot his parachute.
or…
Invisible bowling pins.
or…
Ate bukkit….now nt feel so gud..
nooooes . . . cheezbrgr stand closed
I be audishnin for Moscow Cat Theatre, can alzo du hedstand and ryde bik
*HEDDESK*
Awesome, one of the only ones to actually make me laugh audibly. Brilliant pic, the kitty is adorable
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I didn’t even know until now that I’m constantly working.
I can has yr job pls kitteh? Kthx!
HALP! I haz bin catnapped!
OMG! This is the EXACT SAME CAT as the one who I used to babysit!
I even have a pic of it in the SAME POSE!
Here it is!
That’s almost creepy…
us explens to u silli hoomins:) kittehs laks to snoggl dey hedz agintz teh mommeecat tummee–dis wher hed goez whin slurpin teh catzmilkz. Us sees sawf-sawft stuf n us putziz us heds on it 2 feeel soooo guuuuud soooo niiiiiz memrees prrrrrrrrrrrr. hoominz puts dey fasecheekz ginst sawf-sawft stuf beecuz dy mommeez hases da smoof sawft booblees! u laks teh pilloes yes? por hoominz
r mommeez hases teh furri tummeez mor sawft-sawft.
me n badsister panzipie sleepz dis way alla tim cuz it lak putin fase on mommeecat tummee n get das katmilch slurrrrp mmmm prrrrrrr we luv wen r mommee hoomin putes hir paw on us hedz 2
Iz preetendin to bee a pillow, iz it werking? Or Youze can’t see meh..Iz hyding!
INITIATE HIBERNATION MODE!
ONOZ I GOTS PAID UNNAR MINAMUM WAEJ
I has nark… narko…narcl… sleepn dizeez
Mai head. It desks.
ktteh igloo?
i iz profeshanul emu impursanator
snail cat is metamorphosing