lookie! i can maeks a taco
WHUT? BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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OK EVRYTHING I TRIES TO WRITE SOUNDZ DIRTEE!!! HALP!
sawft wilddle pink taco.
I wawntz to grab dat widdle taco and yank it!
SEE?!?! DIRTEE!!
TAco kitteh sez ppptthhhh….. behbeh razberi
hayyy Dat not dirtee…I Win!!
it’s ok… u need to meditate like “i has a job” kitteh
Breeth slow an fru da noses.
Howeveh dis kitteh mite has a hard time……
someone point in direction of i has a job kitteh, plz?
OMG … is Gamblin’ Kitteh’s evil twin brudder! “U hav nuthin to feer but feer itzself!” Bulls**t, I’m outta here!
Amen to dat!
(perceived evilness negated by tiny pink nose an littl sandpapr tung … but he gave me a start!)
heem doan look evil, moar like sad and resyned. nachir got heem inward faces. waht heem to doo?
hey, dat sad look werks RLY RLY well, letmetellyoudis. we use it all da tyme round here
‘n’, ‘n’, UGLEE
omg dat waz meen y would i sat dat?
*say
I can makes taco, but I’d rather makes cheezbrgr
dis mornin wen i wakses up, i gets to da toilit, i checkses mah hoomans, i wigl mah tailses undah deir noses to wakses dem too, den i gets a glimpses of mahself in da mirah!
noooooooo! mah faces is flateneted!!!! mah faces is flateneted!
mah towng don’t evan fit in no moar, see?
i fink i wurkted too hard yesturday!
OMG how dis kitteh breeves tru dat noes? Is liek, pyurlie dekrative? I fink kitteh needs taco tongue to syfin in de ayres.
I bets taco kitteh gets thu okayshunal kitteh cold. Mah momma’s himalayan kitteh do.
Iz sum breederz Dey thot it cute…but teh sinoosez…much borked. Vary sad. Not all breederz…jus some.
AND some kittehs jus genetically worse. Doant wanna has breederz all up on meh!
Rilly? Oh, that iz sad. Wud not hav pikd on kitteh iffin i had noawn … poor bebeh. Nevr had a smooshface … see, u DO learn tings everyday on this site!
No no no kitteh has sesne of hoomorz He laffin wif yas! Kitteh can takes a joke. Doant feel bad behbeh.
Yess when I werked at vet… we hadda pershun breeder…she did not breeds da smooshie face…Vary outspokin aginz it. Dere sinooses an teer ducts git borked. I fink she bred summa kittehs…Sweetface? sumthin like dat? Caint member.
ahem, as a repurrsentatiff ob da type ob kittun ob which you speak, i, da avatar cat, beg to infurm you dat da correkt term be, “dollface.” and yep, a lots ob DOOD purrsian breeders stopped breeding when dey started making breeding fur more and more extreem faces almost liek a game.
most shaded-silvers, like me and my sisyfur lily, be dollfaces; but brendan (aka blinds kitteh) and cali (tech kitteh) bof be extreem-faced. cali can’t put her tongue into her mouf, and her teefs stik out of her liddle mouf….. terribly cyoot, but not bery fair to her….
dey can do surjery, tho, fur purrsians who rly can’t breaf thru dem liddle noses….. den dey run around dere houses sniffin at EFFURYting!
How mush cn teh nosez get shmooshed? o.o
YEEESSS Doll face I noed I wuz close. Fankoo Oh wisest one! Kthnxlubyabuhbai!
hee hee–hint, hint, dere pitures ob me ober on da voting site, where you can rly see my byootiful dollface, unlike here in da avatar where i be teenytinyitsybitsy. course dey in da last 83 pp or so, neber mind. i rly purrty, tho, rly i am.
tenhousecats, duz u haz a leenk to fotoz of yur desparate housecats?
oh, dat wud be too simple. i working on putting dem all in one playce… rly.
http://www.tenhousecats.wordpress.com
dey luk leik deys ben hit in da fase by basbl bat
can taco cauz diabeetus?
hope not, i eets tehm alot
Mebbe type too diabeetus…
aah-hee-hahchoo!
(sniff sniff)
Sorrey.
Tacocat lols at that.
“Whut? i’s doing it wrong? dis not what u meenz by ‘Taco de lengua?’
“now you tell me”
LOL, Crapture… WIN!
Double LOL FTW
i has cool minty bref
Iz k, taco tung kitteh, ai feelz dis way today 2… onee wun moar day til CATURDAY!
Tink Taco Hell cud uz heemz tung for meazuring the hambooger in da tacos? Ummm. No, mebee not.
Wut hambooger?
I haffa tink dats hambooger, cuz anyting elff wud gwoss meowt
Solar kitteh is recharging
dere! see wha happens wen yu bash fas into flor
Aye wood wrote yoo lettur, but cudden’t spell thvvvvvvvp!
dat not look so tasty.
Rilly not a gud pic to look at late at night when you are tired and not expecting it. Much frightening to teh hoomin…
Diabeetus? Pbbbbbbbt!!!!!
didja notice dat if’n u only looks at da noze n mouf (not da aiz) dat it doan luk laik a kitteh no moar? looks laik a bunneh! eever wai, it skeered me to jump of mai chiar dis lait in da darktime!
i fink if u look at da noes n mouf you see wilford brimley
Wilford Brimley taco tung!
Oh this makes me laughs so hard I cries.
HEY ME 2
Dis kit be needin sum breev-rite stripz. Den maybee his noes mite werk a bit moar.
i dun get the joak, tho. wut does taco has to do wif the tung? pweez esplaine.
Kiti is rollin’ his tongue up lyk taco. Sum hoominz kan do it too, is a genetik trayt. I kan do it, and den wiggul dat tip ov mah tung too, which juz look durty, but mah huzbin kannot do. I fink it domminunt trayt. sum pplz kan roll der tungz down, too, nawt juz up.
–Elfi
Taco El Gato??
Mwahahaha.
Now, DIS kitteh look liek Mogwhy moar den wun from teh other dai. Look at dose calcyoolating shifty ayes.
If iz Brittesh kitteh, then mebbe is Moggywhy.
moggywhy heeheehee
Iz Crookshanks kitteh after heering Hairy Potter will soon be over:(
das so sad; u tink Cwookshanks kitteh ken tell us teh endin?
ahh i likes dat kithee taco
and no kithee taco note case diabetus gracias
I macroed this kitteh once before with the caption…
“*sigh* What did God choose to give me a face that looks like a hairy vagina?”
I am happy to see this kitteh again.
Kamra 2 cloze! PWZ step bak! itz fwattenin mah face >
I is an Ewok !
pleh! DO NOT WANT!
EEEEEEEEEEK!
EEEEEEEEK!
Dis luks liek Jay-me frum da miffbusterz!
thats wkd an ded funny