it wud be fun, but maybeez instead of paying lots of moneyz on traveling, all cud give sum moneyz and we cud give it to cat shelter?
ICHC wud be famous outside teh intarwebz!
… and den, gojirah gets liftid up into teh ayre by meh and gets loadses of smoos on heems liddle faces and bellies. thus, gojirah undarsteands heemz just tiny kitteh in a big wurld!
teh end
I have ALWAYS wanted to be on a public bus– a really icky one, smells like pee, urban decor at it’s finest– and have everyone–the driver, the bums, the chic fashion women, the pimps, EVERYONE– spontaneously burst into “The wheels on the bus.” Maybe it would be a scene from a musical/movie like “Rent” or “Little Shop of Horrors”– the director’s cut. I could totally see it.
And then this GIANT CAT COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
I feel so very honored that people like my idea! Fankoo, fankoo! …And I’d like to fank all the widdle people who helped in this production… (practicing my acceptance speech)
I like the original version the best– in Japanese, with subtitles. Win!
The dubbed Raymond Burr version (the Americanized Godzilla) is the very definition of PLEH.
Although the fact that the main character in the American version is named “Steve Martin” does make it worth the while– from a twisted and surreal point of view.
Wasn’t that a riot?.. apparently Burr’s scenes were all shot in the states and edited in, but all it did was make the movie even cheesier and funnier. Even as kids, we appreciated a good parody!
My favorite parts are when you can tell he was edited in and he looks all serious– “ah, yes, I am an actor, we specialize in cut-and-paste here in Hollywood… if I look serious enough I can pretend I am really supposed to be in this movie…”
(Hoomin-like typing detected)
If nothing else, I have learned 2 things from ICHC:
1. Enjoying a tsty bevrg while viewing ICHC is hazardous to your health.
2. Cleaning tsty bevrg off of these newer, fancified flat LCD screens is *much* harder than the older glass CRT screens.
Ha! Wuz at teh dentis yesterdey, went *sniff, sniff*, “Do u hav a resident cat?,” i aks teh hyginist, an she sez, “um, no….” an i thinkin, OMG, they use disinfecktent what smellz lik cat pee! I cudnt stop gigglin … not gud wif a pik in ur mouf!
Maeks meh reelize how often ICHC maeks me laff owt lowd! Dunt kaer dat offis mayt roles hims eyz. Sumtimez he asks whut is funnee an ah tellz him and maeks himz laff too!
Laffer is gud for yer blood preshur an udder doctory things. Tells ur offis mate that aksess to ICHC is teh only helth care benifits ur compiny offerz.
“If my device can serve a good purpose, I would announce it to everyone in the world! But in its current form, it’s just a weapon of horrible destruction. Please understand, Ogata! ”
my awtistik kitteh haz a shoo-feddish. she be stealin’ dem from me ‘n’ mah frenz awl da tyme win she wuz a bebekitteh. naow, she jus’ rollz on dem ‘n’ lookz up az ef to say “kwa?”
Tokyo jus cant getz a break, can dey? Monstrs heer, monstrs der … it jus nevr enz!
but none as kewt as dis won!
MEWSFLASH:Tokyo flattened by cute, again !!!
unless this is actually the trailer for Speed 4, the one where sandra bullock gets mauled by a giant kitten
Stend, u iz teh r0xx0r.
now THAT would require an ICHC movie outing.
i shurly hopes u is not propozing a gathering of ICHC irl!! That mite be ileegle or sumting. or at leest a vry scry idea!
Wuldn’t dat be fun, tho?????????????????
it wud be fun, but maybeez instead of paying lots of moneyz on traveling, all cud give sum moneyz and we cud give it to cat shelter?
ICHC wud be famous outside teh intarwebz!
Flartus — heh, not really. But as COL sez, that would be fun, eh?
How ’bout a ICHC convention, in Vegas, baby … wot happns ther, stayz ther (yeh, rite)!
history shows again and again hoe nature points out the folly of men
now playing !!! in megapanoramavision !!!
Oh LORD that’s EXACTLY the song I was thinking of TOO!!!
Blue Öyster Cult FTW!!
Teh peeples in dat bus insted of goin AAAIIIEEEEE!!!! Dey sayin AWWWW! TEh Cute!
Halp! Need ocksijen distroyur!
or mechacatzilla!
Catzilla grabz buslode of unsuzpectink hoomins –surch foar teeny cheezburgerz.
Mothra-Cat is destroyin’ ur city.
Did Mothrakitteh eatz teh “singing twins”? Anybody members them? Or does I think of nother movie?
Teh singing twins … holy crapola! “MotharaaiiiiYAH, Motharaiii…” Doan ‘membr them gettin eated, tho.
U 2 rite- totaly singin twinz in dat movee!
Singin twinz wur kinda creepie.
Pleez bring bak de eggz!
dey standz at en uv hall ‘n’ sez “com play wif us…foeveh ‘n’ eveh!!!” aieeee!
oh. no. wayt. dat’s differnt movee. sorree!
uh….wasn’t that the creepy twins at the Overlook?
I thot the guy inna hospital who tryed to blam duh husbind fer evruhting waz dah creepie wun. (Horrbull akteen.) Pleh.
awwwwww…
… and den, gojirah gets liftid up into teh ayre by meh and gets loadses of smoos on heems liddle faces and bellies. thus, gojirah undarsteands heemz just tiny kitteh in a big wurld!
teh end
Dat is so full cute an squeeeeee
y, fank u! dis mah very furst storie fah liddle kittehz..or liddle hoomans. not shewr yets..
momo – is ur handle kuz ov Avatar?? I has vary luv foar dat showz yeth, I gotz me a pluzhy Appa and plushy bendy Momo!
no, mah momo be frum Michael ende’s momo b00k.
( just jey leno.
meh frum tird wurld countriez, no getz Avatar showz hier.
we doan exscape neuz wit paris hliton thou
(singing) The wheels on the bus go..AIEEE Giant Cat!
I have ALWAYS wanted to be on a public bus– a really icky one, smells like pee, urban decor at it’s finest– and have everyone–the driver, the bums, the chic fashion women, the pimps, EVERYONE– spontaneously burst into “The wheels on the bus.” Maybe it would be a scene from a musical/movie like “Rent” or “Little Shop of Horrors”– the director’s cut. I could totally see it.
And then this GIANT CAT COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
(alternate ending)
U need therapy. LOL
oh, yes, definitely in need of therapy. would that be before or AFTER we have the cast run-through of that scene?????
OH, let’s go after. Might be good for a laff………
SOWNZ LIKA FEELD TRIPPE!
I’m game
i cans sing harmnee
I’m in and kan also seeng deh harmnees.
I’m a soprano! Da singin kind, not the mafia kind.
hey, annie? maybe she should get therapy…..TOMORROW!!! aaaaahahahahahahaha!!!
‘kay. done now.
Bwaaaahahahahahaha
Tomorrowz Caturday. Nobunny at my ovvice. cant halp herz tomorrow.
TSC no needz therapee, needs a gud agent!! Can i bes a bag ladeh on teh bus??
or maybee less tastee beferages…..
I feel so very honored that people like my idea! Fankoo, fankoo! …And I’d like to fank all the widdle people who helped in this production… (practicing my acceptance speech)
The bus on the bus goes bus bus bus…
kitteh subjests therapeh AND durgs!! dats jus full ob wierd!
Maybe I shouldn’t write comments so late at night!
(singing) “Whatver they offer you, don’t feed the cats!”
Many lolz. FTW!!!
Ohhhhhhhhh, nooooooo… there goes Tokyo… go go Godzilla!!!
Puuurrrrpusful paw an a terribul MEOW!
He picks up a bus and he throws it back down…
wait… something kitty-related…
he throws it back meown…
That’ll do.
Purr-story shows agen an agen, how nachure shoez up da follee uv men… GODILLA!
MEOW *thump thump* MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW *thump thump* MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW
ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM. (from car kummercial – mabee Toyota?)
Mahz-da!
Oh. Purrrrrdona moi……..:-)
meowzda?
Naw… U gotz it rong… eet eez Meowz-da,,,Lolz
AAH TIS GODZCAT!
Timez to go to teh land of make beleev.
myowmyow fun? myowmyow pretty bus.
Henrietta Pussycat FTW!
omg it al coms rushngs back
noooooo miftr rogers nytmaerhud…
zomg teho i know how’s joo feelz…*twitches*
I like the original version the best– in Japanese, with subtitles. Win!
The dubbed Raymond Burr version (the Americanized Godzilla) is the very definition of PLEH.
Although the fact that the main character in the American version is named “Steve Martin” does make it worth the while– from a twisted and surreal point of view.
Wasn’t that a riot?.. apparently Burr’s scenes were all shot in the states and edited in, but all it did was make the movie even cheesier and funnier. Even as kids, we appreciated a good parody!
My favorite parts are when you can tell he was edited in and he looks all serious– “ah, yes, I am an actor, we specialize in cut-and-paste here in Hollywood… if I look serious enough I can pretend I am really supposed to be in this movie…”
Imagine how big his harblz r.
Never saw Gojira’s harblz.
Mebbe he was neutered as Kittehzilla…
An den teh bus can has come round corner gown VROOM VROOM VROOM AREEEEEEEEEE BEEP BEEP and then it flipz over and ebbrybody go boom.
Kitera is frend 2 childran, but notz Hot Wheelz
(Gamera + Kitteh = Kitera)
(Hoomin-like typing detected)
If nothing else, I have learned 2 things from ICHC:
1. Enjoying a tsty bevrg while viewing ICHC is hazardous to your health.
2. Cleaning tsty bevrg off of these newer, fancified flat LCD screens is *much* harder than the older glass CRT screens.
Iz. So. Troo.
I bleev my keyboard is destined to smell like coffee forevermore.
no! you kin has kleen keybord!!
dishwasher safe!
no! yoo kin haz kleen keybord! jus’ put it in da dishwarsher!!!
html links is no workin’, so jus’ google it.
http://www.ilfilosofo.com has a blog on it.
u guyz need water proof keyboards ^^ yez – they make stuff like dat.
and maybe sum plastic wrap on your flatscreen monitorz.
add sum Depens to dat list an i be als set.
Ok Teho, u can haz “Depens” also – wuteva dat eez.
Yvi, Depends are diapers (nappies?) for grown-up humans. Does not paint a pretty picture, does it?
And then there is this.
http://www.thegoosesmother.com/id47.html
and then of course there is http://www.duckdiaper.com, which is just about the most ridiculous thing on the whole of the internets.
whoops, lemme fix that. I no good with internets.
http://www.duckdiaper.com
lollllll….
thx 4 explanashun Menopaws!
Well, I guess Teho only peez hiz pantz cos he eez luffin so hard! At least I hope so 4 him. ;D lol
and omg, duckdiapers…. who wud want diapers on a bird? O.o lol
O..M..G! Fowl + poop sac = FOUL …. ur killin me, SilverCatsx2!!!
well, we tink dat birdy diapers make more senz dan, well, dese do: http://www.neuticles.com/index1.html
wif lots ob cats around, there be much worser tings dat pawboards can smell like fureber dan coffee, letmetellyoudis.
Ha! Wuz at teh dentis yesterdey, went *sniff, sniff*, “Do u hav a resident cat?,” i aks teh hyginist, an she sez, “um, no….” an i thinkin, OMG, they use disinfecktent what smellz lik cat pee! I cudnt stop gigglin … not gud wif a pik in ur mouf!
Maeks meh reelize how often ICHC maeks me laff owt lowd! Dunt kaer dat offis mayt roles hims eyz. Sumtimez he asks whut is funnee an ah tellz him and maeks himz laff too!
Laffer is gud for yer blood preshur an udder doctory things. Tells ur offis mate that aksess to ICHC is teh only helth care benifits ur compiny offerz.
I keep tellin youz…we doan got no “udders’!
we doan? well, how we sppozd to get milkses or creamses or butter fah dah kittehz?
by “other” means? taht jist sownds lyk hooman languidj. pleh!
Iffit haz nippullz yu kin milk it. *LOL*
am very afrayd now dat i noes moar bout MassCara dan i strikly needs to
OH TEEHO! Yew shuld meete muh pairintz!
(Issa kwote frum “Meet The Parents”)
Greg Focker (Ben Stiller): “You can milk just about anything with nipples.”
Jack Byrnes (Robert De Niro): “I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?”
an nows am comvinsd i wuz riet
i soospectid some “milk me” replyz, but i sed, WTF? yu awl girls, me hopez!
Flartus make meh laff mausch about zeh benefeets! Coarporeet ftw!
Kaiju cat is no match for teh bus!
Rather, the bus is no match for Kaiju cat.
SRSLY
hate mondays
never any seats
or it smell like…
AAAAAAAAA! Jiant kitteh attak!
how i pay morgatge now?!?!?!11
can i get an ay-men
That is win, yeth, A-MEN yeth
{LURRRVE}
I lurve this comment so much!
Speaking as someone who HAS a gray tabby cat named Gojira, this seriously made me lolz.
Doooooood… whooooooaaaaaaa…
SOOOO CUTE!
I iz in ur citty ‘stroyin’ ur transit sistum.
It Gojira…..LUN!
LOL! Took me a second…so sirry!
hello kitty
I knew it — this is proof positive that she’s #@$%ing EVIL.
Haha, this funny!! If I pronounce the word ‘gojira’ right, it sounds to me like the Finnish word ‘koira’ which means ‘dog’!!! LOL.
there’s such thing as too much multiculturalism
(…says Giant Bus-Eating Kitten)
o/~ Wiiiiishing on a star that seems far off… hoping it will come one day… o/~
u is has cheezburgrs?
hehehe…. Nyako Hamatta!!
-
“If my device can serve a good purpose, I would announce it to everyone in the world! But in its current form, it’s just a weapon of horrible destruction. Please understand, Ogata! ”
roworrr…
The National Guard was dispatched to remedy the crisis. They responded with yarn toys, catnip and cheezburgers.
And a shoobox. Kan nawt fergit da shoobox kuz dat whut kitiz luv bezt. LOLZ.
or a bag. kittehs LURV da bags.
and shoes? kitties at teh shelter r alwayz soo interested in mah shoez!
plz to be thar no commentz on mah feetz nao, like “ur feetz has a smell”. ;]
Noes, mebbe ur feetz has a flayvur?
well yes, that must be eet ^^ and flavur is detected by sniffing my shoez.
my awtistik kitteh haz a shoo-feddish. she be stealin’ dem from me ‘n’ mah frenz awl da tyme win she wuz a bebekitteh. naow, she jus’ rollz on dem ‘n’ lookz up az ef to say “kwa?”
Here’s the real Gojira.
Hope you like it
Aww Kawaii!
Where is teh Mothra?
I tink he eated him…
nomnom.
*hack*
*hack*
‘en now, mofra iz da stayn on da rug. oops.
Him not Godzilla–him Godzooky…
mebbe’ he’s lookin for dis guy?
This is teh furst tyme I can has nuthing funnee to say, onlee “OMG! How kyooooooot!”
This kitteh has teh WIN!
i jus hope teh kitteh didn’t get lead poisonen.
*urp* exkwees me, i just eated Tokyo, i needz Tums.
HAHAHAHA. This is the best caption cat i’ve seen yet.
I can has sushi? BIG sushi.
Rawr! it’s Gojira!
Courtesy of my favorite furry funnies:
…
I can has play wif Van
Tayr up downtown Tokyo, Japan
Not skayrt of Moffra or Rhodan
Gojira Kitteh iz thayr biggest fan!
Jack.
I is nah gurrirra – i is chezburglar! RAWR!!!
I’S AM GODZELLA!
i be on of thee peeeple on heea tha tha cent spaaeel nithin i be stoooped al i ca n speeel si compooder tlk rit yo?
iz looking for king gidorah brb
Is this what the special effects for Cloverfield where hiding?