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he lookz so smug! i knowz itz him!
no…he been framed by smug-lukin orange kitty…he totally innusent, I tellz ya!
P.S. Ennybuddy heer from TinyCheezburger lately??? I’m a little worried bout her!
she posted sum da othfur day, late…. not answer emeow tho….
i no, i emailed her too…I’z wurried….I miss her, too!
Ditto
mai email to her got borked … doan know y. TC(MC) … phone home!
Wont take me alive copper, oh wait you have.
he look so incent-he cudnt do dat cud he? i dont bleeve it. he incent-let him go!!
I r onlee uh kittun. Dint meen tu du it. I r unnerprivljd an aboosd.
(For the love of Danny Elfman, PLEASE let someone else get this.)
so if hims ma n pa be married an dey be lots an lots of monies, he not do dis?
Perhaps a little bit confuzed?
maybe a littel beet confused
Its not our falt dat he cant beehav. Sosi-eety made him go astray.
Astray kittehs mek meh sad. Day haz no forevar home.
I love Danny Elfman more than Elmer Bernstein, almost as much as Jerry Goldsmith, and yet…and yet…what’s the reference?
Bernstein an Goldsmith were members of Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo, tu? That won slippd by me.
Look up “Only A Lad.” Should get you started.
Kitteh Dangerously?
I callz da lawyer foar dis kitteh. We raze bail monies, k? thx
How bout a bake sale??? Tuna muffins, catnip cakes, anchovie chip cookiez!!!
Must ask kitteh wif dah monies n dah flat staryn man…
chocorat-chip cookies awlrays sell dood, too–we got sum lefted ober frum gladys’ purrfday pardee!
cool, gotz any tastee beverages left?
oh, awlways……
i tink we had to order more mice creem fur da ratbeer floats, but dey usually deliber by dis time ob day.
didnt even get to eat cheezburger afore getted cawt…CSI : Cheezburger labs works fast. has much ‘Cain Instinct’ Horatio always catch his ketteh.
Now if only Horatio only find lolrus bukkit.
http://s191.photobucket.com/albums/z49/Medicated_Maiden/?action=view¤t=horatiohasabukket.jpg
That pic is full of win!
i make it just for you!
coming soon, horatios bukket gets stoled!!
That pic is awsum!!!!
win!
http://s191.photobucket.com/albums/z49/Medicated_Maiden/?action=view¤t=stealbukket.jpg
dat kitteh is a cheezburglrin’ bad ass. He got blak eye too proof it.
Dis kitteh comz to vizit teh hyoomins at teh peepul zoo. Himz seecretlee laffin at doze sillee hyoomins in the cayjuh.
Him R sereeus teecher kitteh:
Naow klassssss, here we see the tipickul hooman mayl. Notiss the cazhuwell stance, front pawses tuckded away into clothses. Notissss also the akoootremawn they clutch. If dey wuz takin away, dese hoomans wuld shout like a lolrus! Dey primerrileee subsist on pizzas, beers, and even cheezeburgers! Dere vocalizashuns can neeerly be unnastood, but are not as plezzant and cleer as de femayl of de spesheez.
uh, uh, teechah!
umm.. wee hearded hoomans ar intelijunt creechurs.
dat be reely true?
Dat wuld be a noe
No, dey thinkz with teh wrong partz of there anatomiez!
dey definitibly ob sub-feline intellijence fur sure
“dese hoomans wuld shout like a lolrus!”
vry LOL, an vry troo. Kitteh iz i v gud teechir, mex teh stoodints laff whiles they r lurnings.
Bess teecher evah
Drat! Thoted I had purrfected deh purrfect cryme dis time. But I forgetted most impotant pawt. I lefted my printz at deh sceene, dah laytex gloves doesn’t fitz my
paws, and dey felled off at critical moment.
U little wuns, u lerns frum my mistaykes, okay? Wen u is burgling of deh cheezburgers, maykes shure u no leeves yur prints!
OH, u thot I was going to say not do dah cryme? Hail, no. Don’t do dah tyme! Cheezburgers must be burgled. and kittehs must do it. is owr nature.
Mebbe if u eet da cheezburger befor dey ketch u, dey gotz no ebidens, den dey cants arres u spoz?
…unless deh keep yu long enuf for teh evidence to …..uh…go thru????
“Hail, no.” LOLZ
kitteh needs a hat.
i fot the (cole)slaw
and the slaw wun.
du wan bakd beens wit dat?
fryz pls
thx
Dey woodent catchez me ifn I didn’t stopz for mayo adn extra baconz.
tsk, tsk….teh bacon will allus get yu in trubble!
Robble robble? Or mewble mewble?
I has a debt to society.
dis pic mayked me LOL lots
Poor kitteh tho…..I will halp raze monies fur dis kittah’s bail k?
guilty of cute
Dey wuz gonna gib me fourty-fyve dayz, but I mew and mew an dey put alarm collar on mah nek and gib me twenny-tree dayz at home insted.
((For the love of GAWD someone better get THAT one.
))
Mommie, it’s not fair, it’s not fair…
Kitteh needs a bettr publicist.
“dey taked away my CELL fone….THAT is a mekical kondishun”
What???? No loshuns for mah face….but it be so dri!!! It is unfair and unwarranted, I sez!
I needz mai meds…..I gotz teh ADD, ya kno….sides, wifout it, I gonna get fat!
arrgh, mai rootses is showin!!1! i’s gunna melt if enybudy sees them!!!
Letz me guezz……Adderall?
Abso-speedin-lootely!
no, no, I tink dey had a warrunt.
whut, you tink we neber watch NUFFIN but da cheezburger channel? hee hee hee
There can be no better caption.
See kiddz, if you use pot u’ll end up in there with the humanz.
you cant has cheezeburgr cheezeburglr!
Look like little pleece brootality goin on, too. What dat shiner about?
Yeah!!! Get him Johnny Cat-orahn!!! Rev. Al Sharp-claws!! Call the ACLE (Teh Cat Libertiez Uniun!) Alert teh mediaz!!
kayn’t we awl jes ged a cheezeburger?
If we mustard, I would really relish that.
yu shud see othr guy.
Poor jailed kitteh…you steel frys with dat?
Wat we haz heyah.. izza a faylure.. to communikate!
CommuniCAT?
kewl pawz look…played by Paul Newcat.
wipin it off, boss.
Yep jus cheezburger. Dat’s my storee an Iz stickin to it.
Oh hai! I’z Lewis I Kitteh. I can has presidensal pardn plz?
u can callz me Scooter.
When I finz out who RATTED on me, dere will be retribyooshin.
Three strykes and I iz out. In teh joint all day.
MAI PUBLICIST SED I COULD DRIVE! IZ NOT FARE!
sorry if someone already did a paris reference, but hey, i can has schadenfreude? yes i cans.
M’kay: “I can has schadenfreude?” also goes on a T-shirt. Winnnnn!
Wow!!! I aktually had two go luk that wun up! Eksellent…..I want 3 shirts, plzthx!
an dey sey dis site not edumacayshunal!
“I can has schadenfreude” = bukkit-loads of win
I think teh kitteh luks like James Deen. He needses a lether jakkit an a cigaret haning owt a his mouf.
Just say NO to da cigs, James Deen Kitteh!
Cattica! Cattica!
I wuz eetin’ wit mah fambly, an’ dis guy comes up to me, wearing membr onlee jakkit, and den he pullz teh badge, an’ now I in jail.
Din’t ebben get to taste mah cheezebrgr. Peh.
I has free room n board now?
Yes, three squares a day. Guess dat means cheezburgerz be from Wendy’s.
or Krystal!!!
If u want cardiac arrest on a bun, getz Checkers … mai arterees harden just thinkin ’bout won!
i has case bfoar tha Sipreem Koart
wudden dat be the Sipreeem KAT?
Warden thru a purrrrrrrrrrty in da county jail
Prison cat waz dere an he began to wayl
TRAPPED!
Tell mai lolyer to uze Cheezburger Deefens.
That’s actually my rescue kitty Bailey, obviously someone took the photo and put a better caption on than i did…lol.
He is innocent of cheezburglin but not of bird or mouse snafflin.
He also wants to know if he has to sign autographs now?
Bugsyxx
o few dey gotted da cheezeburgalur fianalyz