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Can has much winz.
cat
yez, eet eez a cat? teh animal, u know?
unless u meant the shell prog cat… which wud be geeky, but i wudnt see teh point eer?
or is replicat, in which case must press ctrl+alt+dlt to restart after head rub
Is verreh warm boot.
puss ‘n boot.
squeeeboot?
ctrl+alt+dlt? WINDOZE UZER! GAAH!
HALP!!
mah dongue eez swowwen!!
Yeth … tha skritchin disthabl tha tung, altho … ahhhhhhhhhhhth!
i luvs the nice little tung. is way cuuuute
dis kitteh makes me fink of mah man’s disabilitee…he also has free times for de hed scratchings and luks pretty much laik de kitteh.
OHHHHHHHH, yea, datz the right shpot. skrittchy skritch
is only faer.
u disabuls me wif kittung.
oh, noes, dey finded mah buttun! there be mah off buttun!
lolz momo…
someone haz asked me where my off-buttun wud be that one time, when i was - as usual - very amused and active very early in teh morning!
noez, dat be deh “motor boat” button!
ebinrude outbored modor…
kitteh pai u many cheezburgs if u no stop til ai tehl u
When yoo push teh buttin on teh bakk uv mah hed, mah tung pops owt. See?
haha, Lisa!! WIN!
.oO(nao plz to bee findingz teh button dat makez teh tung go back eensight!! tung eez getting too driez!! do not want… )
.oO(also, how eez I supposed to speak lolcat like deez?)
eez tyme fer tootoreeuhl!! yay!!!
hows to speek lolcat
doez eet wurk wif swollen tongue too?
fourth try. will my comment take this time?
‘kay, i don’t know what’s goin’ on with my comments, but go to the 4/24/07 posting by elfnugget for a funny tutorial. i tried to leave the link but it won’t show my comment at all when i do.
it’s called lol-kitteh as a second language. have fun!
remmemer…never give up!!!
Godda poke da toong itsef to makes go back in! OR grab it!! Kitteh say thwwwwwblgrpppptreowft!
lol B! I just tried to say that out loud and my boss looked at me weird. Oops!
Kitty say CHOMP if u do that.
push t-uther ear, tung goes in
LOLz - jess liek mah Godzilla toy when I wuz kid. I pushes teh button, an de vinyl tongue wit de flame shoots out.
joo has flamzors?? wooooooaaaaahhhhhhh =)
Plz to deposit cheezburgers heer b4 skritching, k thx
I IZ PEZ DISPENZER KITTEH!
i wudnt wanna eat teh pez dat haz been inside kittehs mouf?
PLEHS DISPENSR
Win!
muchimus winnimus!
Super dubble plus win!
ur nowlejj of win is possumtivly uncycolpedic
sarkastikgirl…u beet mi 2 eet! i wuz tinkingk saem tingk!
Tarah, u sayd it betterz. I ar still newbie to kitteh-speakz…
u tiltz teh headz, u getz teh pez
I can has Pez?
Worst. Boss battle. EVER.
duno… i liekd it
But you can’t win! It just keeps coming back! Purring! Rubbing! Shedding! Hitting you with the Wrap Around Your Feet And Look Innocent finisher! AND YOU CAN’T FIND THE CAN OF STINKY TUNA!
[sigh]
so’s tru.
Noooh, nekst time yu petz me, give me mah glazzez, plz! Noooh pokin’ in de iyez!
K thx bai
invisible googles — they do nuffink!
i gots ur imbizibul googles riet hear!
Skritches enables mah flavor detector!
LOL!
do dis massage comes wit “happy ending”?
masahge IS hapi ending.
“should have taken the happy ending like everyone else”
-christopher moore
Needz Thumbz. I can has urs?
Kitteh iz hepless against meh skritchy style kungfu! (Iz ok, I only uz powerz for good)
O shuuuuuuure, u say dat naow, but wate til u want kitteh to bring u beerz frm fridj… u uz eevil skritch-fu! Powerz iz 2 temptinating!
Beerz n cheezburgers just fr meez!!!
See how kwikly u sukkums to deh power? Iz 2 temptinating, huh?
Very much temptinating!!! Is no hope when skritch-fu used for eevil!!!
skritchy skeelz ftw! ^^
Tung despenzr funkshun within nrml parameters.
Presz hed for Pez