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OH NOES! YOU DISABLES I WITH HED SCRATCHINGS!


OH NOES! YOU DISABLES I WITH HED SCRATCHINGS! …IS OK, I HAS SOME FREE TIMES.

…IS OK, I HAS SOME FREE TIMES.

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  1. Fionn says:

    Can has much winz.

  2. yvi-kitteh says:

    HALP!!

    mah dongue eez swowwen!!

  3. Annie says:

    OHHHHHHHH, yea, datz the right shpot. skrittchy skritch

  4. Teho says:

    is only faer.
    u disabuls me wif kittung.

  5. momo says:

    oh, noes, dey finded mah buttun! there be mah off buttun!

  6. Lisa says:

    When yoo push teh buttin on teh bakk uv mah hed, mah tung pops owt. See?

  7. Flartus says:

    Plz to deposit cheezburgers heer b4 skritching, k thx

  8. sarkastikgirl says:

    I IZ PEZ DISPENZER KITTEH!

  9. Osteogal says:

    I can has Pez?

  10. Seward says:

    Worst. Boss battle. EVER.

  11. Flo says:

    Noooh, nekst time yu petz me, give me mah glazzez, plz! Noooh pokin’ in de iyez!
    K thx bai

  12. Patrick says:

    Skritches enables mah flavor detector!

  13. tribble says:

    do dis massage comes wit “happy ending”?

  14. Pittypat says:

    Needz Thumbz. I can has urs?

  15. LuvBJones says:

    Kitteh iz hepless against meh skritchy style kungfu! (Iz ok, I only uz powerz for good)

  16. kermied says:

    Tung despenzr funkshun within nrml parameters.

  17. CZ says:

    Presz hed for Pez

  18. shaungrltoo says:

    Helloz. I iz spokezkitteh for teh T.L.A. We arz working to free kitteh tongz eberwhar. Please, won’t you considerz a donashun skritch to teh Tung Liberashun Armee, todayz? TksKBai

    • To b welcomung u bak, shaungrltoo. An juss in tyme! U needs 2 spred teh wurd fur teh gud peepel at teh Tung Liberashun Armee. Whut a prrfeckt tym fur u 2 cum bak 2 c dis pickshure. Wie r happies 2 c u agin.

    • gladys says:

      ::: iz trying to imajin a army of liberated kitteh tungs…just lil pink blorts marchin up an down da streetsez carryin lil placards all WE WILL LICK THE OPPRESSOR…xcept wait, dey no gotz thumbz (or handzes, neether) so the placards would hafta be on wheelz…. :::

      Eether this needz to be cartoonified, or I needz to go back to bed. Possibly sum of eech.

  19. Marcy says:

    ow! carefuls w/da tangles mama!

  20. Turkeyburger (no relation) says:

    Is kitteh-shaped mechanical cheezeburger bank. See, U push ear bak liek this, and tung pops out. Putz cheezeburger on tung, let go of ear and tung goes bak in, storing cheezeburger. Have not figured how to get cheezeburgerz bak out, tho. Still a few kinks to work out…

    • Flartus says:

      i thinks mebbe u no want teh cheezburger affer bin in teh kitteh bank. but banks can turn cheezburger into liddrbox eggses. Alkimee! er, i meens, Alkitteh!

    • B! says:

      Iz der a round ting onna bottum? I bets cheezburgers come outta der!!!

      Uh-oh, might have a sea change…..

      Nice bank, has much collectible valyoos!

  21. D.R. says:

    uh oe mah eyball felled out

    coud yu get it pleese

  22. HilPoof says:

    You finded my weak point lol

  23. Doug says:

    Spock: Captain, I believe we can communicate with this creature via the Vulcan Cat Meld.

    Kirk: Do it…. SPOCK!

    Spock: Your mind is my mind… we are…. one…

    Kirk: Spock… WHAT… doesthecreature WANT?

    Spock: I… can…. has… cheezbrgr? nom nom nom nom nom…

  24. Turkeyburger (no relation) says:

    I HAS A FLAVuurrrrr…Ohhhh…oooo…mmmmmmm………

  25. B! says:

    Pressing the ear of your Marmalade Kittehtm in a continual rubbing/skritching motion will cause Kitteh to enter a state of bliss. Signs of “blissing out” include eye squinching, tongue protrusion, and a continual pleasant soft rumbling. Rhythmic kneading motions may also occur, these are also normal.

    -

    From the “Manual of the Cat” by G-d.

  26. Mando says:

    KILL! DESTROY! DEST- OH, WOW MAI HED FEELS GOOD. YEAH LIEK DAT.

    WUT WUZ I SAYINGZ?

  27. cmerry says:

    invisibel chocolick mixin spoon

  28. Mystique says:

    Mah hade iz not cheezbargar…no shares…butt keepz tryin plz kthxbai

  29. Bev says:

    pleh! u haz aroma, go wash u hanz…after u dun scritching my hed.

  30. Iz modull fur divageek’s avitar!

  31. lp says:

    ah weens! yoo looooz

  32. DrCat says:

    plz rub ear to rewind tong kthx

  33. DoctorCat says:

    oh noes! maih cation disappear!

    i tries again:

    plz rub ear to rewind tong kthx

  34. Annie says:

    Inbisible ice kweem kone? NOM NOM NOMMMMMMMMMMM

  35. phel says:

    curses. foiled again

  36. Laurie says:

    awww. kurly peenk kitteh tung make me ded of cute.

  37. Alice Shortcake says:

    U makin mai brane melt! But doan stop, ize in EKSTASSY!!

  38. Mz. Jackal says:

    ^_^

  39. kingkiller says:

    lolololololol

  40. [...] i liek teh hed scratchez 2. [...]


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