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Can has much winz.
cat
yez, eet eez a cat? teh animal, u know?
unless u meant the shell prog cat… which wud be geeky, but i wudnt see teh point eer?
or is replicat, in which case must press ctrl+alt+dlt to restart after head rub
Is verreh warm boot.
puss ‘n boot.
squeeeboot?
ctrl+alt+dlt? WINDOZE UZER! GAAH!
HALP!!
mah dongue eez swowwen!!
Yeth … tha skritchin disthabl tha tung, altho … ahhhhhhhhhhhth!
i luvs the nice little tung. is way cuuuute
dis kitteh makes me fink of mah man’s disabilitee…he also has free times for de hed scratchings and luks pretty much laik de kitteh.
OHHHHHHHH, yea, datz the right shpot. skrittchy skritch
is only faer.
u disabuls me wif kittung.
oh, noes, dey finded mah buttun! there be mah off buttun!
lolz momo…
someone haz asked me where my off-buttun wud be that one time, when i was – as usual – very amused and active very early in teh morning!
noez, dat be deh “motor boat” button!
ebinrude outbored modor…
kitteh pai u many cheezburgs if u no stop til ai tehl u
When yoo push teh buttin on teh bakk uv mah hed, mah tung pops owt. See?
haha, Lisa!! WIN!
.oO(nao plz to bee findingz teh button dat makez teh tung go back eensight!! tung eez getting too driez!! do not want… )
.oO(also, how eez I supposed to speak lolcat like deez?)
eez tyme fer tootoreeuhl!! yay!!!
hows to speek lolcat
doez eet wurk wif swollen tongue too?
fourth try. will my comment take this time?
‘kay, i don’t know what’s goin’ on with my comments, but go to the 4/24/07 posting by elfnugget for a funny tutorial. i tried to leave the link but it won’t show my comment at all when i do.
it’s called lol-kitteh as a second language. have fun!
remmemer…never give up!!!
Godda poke da toong itsef to makes go back in! OR grab it!! Kitteh say thwwwwwblgrpppptreowft!
lol B! I just tried to say that out loud and my boss looked at me weird. Oops!
Kitty say CHOMP if u do that.
push t-uther ear, tung goes in
LOLz – jess liek mah Godzilla toy when I wuz kid. I pushes teh button, an de vinyl tongue wit de flame shoots out.
joo has flamzors?? wooooooaaaaahhhhhhh =)
Plz to deposit cheezburgers heer b4 skritching, k thx
I IZ PEZ DISPENZER KITTEH!
i wudnt wanna eat teh pez dat haz been inside kittehs mouf?
PLEHS DISPENSR
Win!
muchimus winnimus!
Super dubble plus win!
ur nowlejj of win is possumtivly uncycolpedic
sarkastikgirl…u beet mi 2 eet! i wuz tinkingk saem tingk!
Tarah, u sayd it betterz. I ar still newbie to kitteh-speakz…
u tiltz teh headz, u getz teh pez
I can has Pez?
Worst. Boss battle. EVER.
duno… i liekd it
But you can’t win! It just keeps coming back! Purring! Rubbing! Shedding! Hitting you with the Wrap Around Your Feet And Look Innocent finisher! AND YOU CAN’T FIND THE CAN OF STINKY TUNA!
[sigh]
so’s tru.
Noooh, nekst time yu petz me, give me mah glazzez, plz! Noooh pokin’ in de iyez!
K thx bai
invisible googles — they do nuffink!
i gots ur imbizibul googles riet hear!
Skritches enables mah flavor detector!
LOL!
do dis massage comes wit “happy ending”?
masahge IS hapi ending.
“should have taken the happy ending like everyone else”
-christopher moore
Needz Thumbz. I can has urs?
Kitteh iz hepless against meh skritchy style kungfu! (Iz ok, I only uz powerz for good)
O shuuuuuuure, u say dat naow, but wate til u want kitteh to bring u beerz frm fridj… u uz eevil skritch-fu! Powerz iz 2 temptinating!
Beerz n cheezburgers just fr meez!!!
See how kwikly u sukkums to deh power? Iz 2 temptinating, huh?
Very much temptinating!!! Is no hope when skritch-fu used for eevil!!!
skritchy skeelz ftw! ^^
Tung despenzr funkshun within nrml parameters.
Presz hed for Pez
Helloz. I iz spokezkitteh for teh T.L.A. We arz working to free kitteh tongz eberwhar. Please, won’t you considerz a donashun skritch to teh Tung Liberashun Armee, todayz? TksKBai
To b welcomung u bak, shaungrltoo. An juss in tyme! U needs 2 spred teh wurd fur teh gud peepel at teh Tung Liberashun Armee. Whut a prrfeckt tym fur u 2 cum bak 2 c dis pickshure. Wie r happies 2 c u agin.
::: iz trying to imajin a army of liberated kitteh tungs…just lil pink blorts marchin up an down da streetsez carryin lil placards all WE WILL LICK THE OPPRESSOR…xcept wait, dey no gotz thumbz (or handzes, neether) so the placards would hafta be on wheelz…. :::
Eether this needz to be cartoonified, or I needz to go back to bed. Possibly sum of eech.
Gladys- dey would use sandwich boards, uh…dat be cheezburger bords?
and HI to you’s guys.
Hiya Kiddo!
ow! carefuls w/da tangles mama!
Is kitteh-shaped mechanical cheezeburger bank. See, U push ear bak liek this, and tung pops out. Putz cheezeburger on tung, let go of ear and tung goes bak in, storing cheezeburger. Have not figured how to get cheezeburgerz bak out, tho. Still a few kinks to work out…
i thinks mebbe u no want teh cheezburger affer bin in teh kitteh bank. but banks can turn cheezburger into liddrbox eggses. Alkimee! er, i meens, Alkitteh!
Iz der a round ting onna bottum? I bets cheezburgers come outta der!!!
Uh-oh, might have a sea change…..
Nice bank, has much collectible valyoos!
uh oe mah eyball felled out
coud yu get it pleese
You finded my weak point lol
Spock: Captain, I believe we can communicate with this creature via the Vulcan Cat Meld.
Kirk: Do it…. SPOCK!
Spock: Your mind is my mind… we are…. one…
Kirk: Spock… WHAT… doesthecreature WANT?
Spock: I… can…. has… cheezbrgr? nom nom nom nom nom…
PERFECT Kirk!!!!!! ++++burgers to Doug!
V. nice kirkspeak ‘plause! ‘plause!
Hehe dis spock nom nom nom maked me lol @ werk much – tanks Doug! ^^
oh, this is teh Big WIN! 2 much LOLs fur one comment. U has ekseeded the LOLimit!
Much agree with Win. I LOL’d at mental pictur of Spock making “nom nom nom” soundz….
Hmmm…Spok haz teh kitteh shaped eers, u notice?
der is in fac a pikchur ov Spok wit kitehn. two superyor creechrs: one mynd.
Teho — much awsum!!
Well done, Doug! Ya got the Shatner ham-on-wry delivery down pat … gud job!
Ham-on-wry!!! ****Oh noes, gotta clean monitor screen AGAIN!! You guyz gonna get me in BIG trubble at work!! Cut it out!!!
mebbe u needs to ware a surgikle mask at werks.
OMG I jus sihnd oop fer dis onlee bcuz uf dis peektor! Much win, much awesum, much lol.
(I started laughing in the library and I gots all kinds of dirty “shush!” type glares!)
Kthxluvyuuby
Much Win! Much Awesome!
OMG i love this place, I want to be part of the lol frenz but no idea how to sign up! PlzHalpMe Kthxbai!
XO
Yu are here….so you alreddy BE lolfriend!!! Welcum, welcum!!!!!
Yes, welcom to insan asilum … u will neber, neber escape … eber. BWaaaaa!!!!
lolz Menopaws
i eez afraid u eez right about deez! halp eetz a tarp! 
Or, for the TNG fans…
Counselol Troi: Captain…I sense a great need in this creature… a great…desire… hunger… HUNGER… SOOOO MUCH HUNGER… *sob*
OMG! Teh over-emoting just goez on an on an on, duzn’t it????
mebbe teh kitteh is reakting to #1’s moosikle innerlood…pleh!
she does a good *cringe and roll or thrash around* bit doesn’t she? love the series, but whooof! (sorry, should have been: Meeeeeow!)
spock nom is have much lol
I HAS A FLAVuurrrrr…Ohhhh…oooo…mmmmmmm………
Pressing the ear of your Marmalade Kittehtm in a continual rubbing/skritching motion will cause Kitteh to enter a state of bliss. Signs of “blissing out” include eye squinching, tongue protrusion, and a continual pleasant soft rumbling. Rhythmic kneading motions may also occur, these are also normal.
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From the “Manual of the Cat” by G-d.
also gotz teh dripin frm teh tung-whut dat abot?
droooling frum deh happinez
My ‘Token’ (white) cat duz dis allluh time…doan no wether to say “aww….” or “pleh”…when mai shirt getz all drooled up!
i haz seen diz once in a cat. i needed to get paper towelz from owner to clean up teh floor in front of kitteh. *g*
KILL! DESTROY! DEST- OH, WOW MAI HED FEELS GOOD. YEAH LIEK DAT.
WUT WUZ I SAYINGZ?
Remindz me of my Foof-kitteh–she could be stopped in mid-rampage by a strategicaly timed wuzzle.
Hey…think dis wud wurk on a mountain lyon????
ummm … most likly, NOT. Niiiiiice kitteh. Try a side o’ beef.
invisibel chocolick mixin spoon
win!
Mah hade iz not cheezbargar…no shares…butt keepz tryin plz kthxbai
pleh! u haz aroma, go wash u hanz…after u dun scritching my hed.
Iz modull fur divageek’s avitar!
ah weens! yoo looooz
plz rub ear to rewind tong kthx
oh noes! maih cation disappear!
i tries again:
plz rub ear to rewind tong kthx
Inbisible ice kweem kone? NOM NOM NOMMMMMMMMMMM
curses. foiled again
awww. kurly peenk kitteh tung make me ded of cute.
U makin mai brane melt! But doan stop, ize in EKSTASSY!!
^_^
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