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O RLY?
O noes! Kitteh got good poker fayse… shud ai fold? Rayz? Wut ai do?
Ah caint tell. Kitteh has 2 gud at teh arrt ov bluffung.
R p0ker gaym has a odur.
Hmph. Ur munny is no good heer. Do Not Want.
Yoooo dirty ratz
Put-em uuup! Put-em uuup?
I fite yu wif my lef han.
I fite yu wif my rite
I fite you wif bof hans behin my bak.
Oh, skeered of me, eh?
Sylvester J. Pussycat, Esq., at yr survis.
Gittin reddy to git his butt wipped by dat “mousie”.
miss foots ftw!
Frum Teh Wizzard of OZZ, no?
miss foots morfed Edward G. Robinson wit the Cowardly Lion … rite, miss feet?
If I …. were king … of teh foreeeeeeets; not duke, not prince, but KING!
efff I
eff I
were ki-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ng!
(Actually James Cat-ney)
James Cat-ney … ha ha! “On top of the world, ma!”
winz
Dat is wun pug-nashious kitteh fayce, fer shure.
also
A millyon, dat’s lyke 4 peeces uv deh kibble, rite?
I haz dat much.
Ooh, dat’s troo- kittehs no gud at munnies, but dey knowz fud. K, kitteh, I see ur millyun an raiz u 1/2 can of stinkee anchoveez!
UR anchoveez has a smell. Doo nawt want.
:::: hee hee hee. oh, how we luff to keep dem hoominz tinking we not know nuffin bout finances….. iffen dey onwy knew how meny greenpapers da aberage kittun has stashed away…. ::::
how bout milk jug rings n catnip meeces?
poker cat eez goin all een?
werld seriez uv pokr cat sez – i can has rivr card?!
…..cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezburgers.
“The Cheezburger Factory” is teh famous! Cheezcats on Download Squad!
Cheeze, Tofu, et.al………TAKE A BOW!!! Excellent article!!!
ware himz seegar? and himz green vizer hat?
ai heer teh donovan gang been hangin round ar turf! wut we gonna do bout it, eh ladz???
u comez to me asking four a favorz….
you comez into my house on the day mah kitten iz to be married…
u don even call me “godkitteh!”
A round of winz fur efurbuddy!
purrrrrrrrrrrrfekt!!!!
An may their first kitns be a masculines kitns.
I amz holdin’ mah breth till u gives teh cheezebrgrz….
Plz makes it qwik tho, kthx.
I wont gwow up
I wont gwow up
Not me not i not me
so Dere!
inscrutable cat is inscrutable…
Inscrutable cat is impossible to scrute.
not scruted.
You just gotta love the English language!!! Totally borked!
“No, Meester Bond, you weeel DIE.”
FTW!!!
Kitty sawded me, but kitty didn’t see the frying pan aunty swung at him for eating the fish.
i can has string bet?
Kitteh get thrown out of poker hall. Is a cheetah.
DING DING DING!! BIG WIN!!!!
i don’t know who comes up with these things, but you guys are really clever!
i’m so hooked on this site! LOL!
Aren’ deh wunnerful????!!!
y u say “deh”? U is wun of DEM!!! Takes a bow, plz, COL.
awwww, gee….I m blushing! Tankyu kindlee!
Mai unkul Bill use to make dis face!
Mine TOO!!!
aka teh “no denchurs” faec.
Mai husban callz it “old man’s chew.”
Dis da look on mah fayce rite nowz..
http://blogsofnote.blogspot.com/
Mah “Fingz lukz lyke Fingz” syte gotz dah recognishions frum God.. I meenz Google!!
Par-tay uppin hear, pleeze 2 be comming over now LOLfrenz for dah drinkz an dah hoozdoovers and dah gettin jiggie..
ConCATshulations! Fingz lukz lyke Finz FTW!!!1!
You can has drinkz wif me!!!
LOL I am soo happy I am a veggie but I mightz eat a cheezburger wif insayne happiniss!!!! 
11!!!
Edward G. Robincat
v much YES, dat is wut I wus tinkin uf, but cudnint put a name to it. u has so much teh clever.
*blush* I’m OLD, is all.
I kinda thot it lookded like Popeye. wif no pipe. Skoodleedoodoodeedo. Blows me downs!
thiz time
iz seeryus game
we plays for cheezburgers!
Luck o’ the Irish to ya!
YES. That’s one of the Fathers from “The Quiet Man”. Yes, you’s right.
OMG…one of my favurit muviez evur!!! (“Teh hell I won’t!)
“I can I will and I do!!!”
What have I done to deserve this dull, lifeless Manhattan?
iz Dr. Eeevel kitteh; warz meenee mee?
I eated him….get in mah bellee!
Winston Churchill kitty says “If you’re going through hell, keep going.”
That’s the BEST quote ever!
Winston Churchill kitty says “Russia is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma. ”
Winstum Churchy kitteh sez “…in teh mornin i wils be sober.”
…and you, madam, will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill kitty says “Don’t talk to me about naval tradition. It’s nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash. “
ooh, me liek teh pogues!
mcormik an richrd towber
wus singin by teh beds
deys a glas o punch b’low ur feets
an anjels at ur heds…
At the gravesite of Chu Chulain
We’ll kneel around and pray
And God is in his heaven
And Betty’s down by the bay!
as long as dere be bagpipes (or chainsaws), it be DOOD irish music, no matter what da genre i awlways sez. well, i sez it yestpurrday when sumone cudn’t beleef dat i akshually had a pogues cd…
Yarr, a foine day fer pilajin’ cheezburgers!
Nice brogue btw!
Ummmmm….he kinda luks lyke a bulldog wifout the teefs…….
i c whut ur doin thar.
Its cute but I woulda gone wiht a Popeye-related caption
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I yam wut I yam!
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…but win the game you will not! (–Yoda)
*POOT*
sniff sniff sniff
(I wuz 2 layt on de uvver won)
Dis bettr *poot* face, anywayz!
“TABULS HAS TERND RATTDOG!!1! UR TYME HAZZ COME!“
budda lolcat
I’s yam wuts I’s yam, an’ dat’s all wut I’s yam.
-Popeye Cat.
Yams? Plech. Gib to me teh cheezburger.
LOL – hey, Popeye invented lolcatese. Dig dem speech patterns.
this cat reminds me of my mother in law.
Meah see! Coitin’s i tell yaz, coitins!
Advenchur – Heh! Eksitemint – Heh! A Jedi kraivs not theez things.
Do bah shoo rampo kawa wonka? Ah eesh katchoo, kow-wah wookie….
Heehee!!!
Did anybody else think of the villain from “Moonraker…?”
drnk fayse.
o hai! iz anyone has originul uncapshun’d verjun? i rekwire it 4 to do a piece of artwurk n i iz desperut! I b grateful if sum1 can gib 2 me teh originul pikshur plzthx