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CANOT C W/O ME GLAZZES”

W/O ME GLAZZES

i suffers from same problem kitteh.

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  1. Lisa says:

    Dis kitteh be adoptin teh lolrus pose.

  2. Flartus says:

    Iz Mr. MaCatgoo! Iz dat u???

  3. LC says:

    Mmmm Bisto

  4. BenPanced says:

    WE R NOT MUZED. GO WAY.

  5. Menopaws says:

    But i only knead them to reed, rilly … can see fine to jus get aroun… *bork* …. i meant to do that.

    • Flartus says:

      Wuz dat u, or teh kitteh sayin that? :)

      • Menopaws says:

        he he … wifout teh specs, i blind as a bat in a cat … in a hat … wif a bat … itz where its at … an dat’s … dat.

        or … whatever.

        • momo says:

          uh, uh, that remindses meh!
          evrybunny wants too bee a cat!

          ooh, yeaaah!

        • Flartus says:

          i tink u is a loooooong way from Caturday…

        • Melissa says:

          I gotz de glasses in fird gradez. When I first got ‘em, I wuz ridin home wif my daddeh, an I sez to him, Daddeh! I dinnit noes pine conez growed in treez! I reelee dinnit, Trees were just green blobz.

          • daisycat says:

            oh i feelz u paynes. i gettid mine glassiz whin i’s was furteen munfs olds. i canna see nuffink wiffout em. an kin not bees havink lasik caws eyses is tooo bad of syght. i can has new eyeballses?

            • Mystique says:

              oh mai blynd lolfrenz…’Lissa, I had similar problemz, had since kindergarten wif dah glassez…whole new werld out dere…and yes daisy I cannea has lasik cuz corneeahs 2 thin *hugs blind friends* at least you all can’t tell I ugly ^^ hehe

        • Erin says:

          it rily bad wen u puts dem down, and den needs dem to find were u putted dem

          • tenhousecats says:

            absoltootly! a cat knocked dem out an open window once, and luckily i had a set ob contaks nearby–othfurwise, i mite STILL be wandering round twying to find dem….. stumbing into bushes…. walking out into traffic….

          • CrazyOldLady says:

            And REELY mbarassin when yu find tehm on yur hed!!

            • Menopaws says:

              Hav u ever worn them into the showr? Whatta dork!

            • tenhousecats says:

              i losted mine in a LAKE once–yep, i wored dem in cuz i wanted to SEE where i were goin. den i had to call a furriend to come pick me up cuz i cudn’t see to dribe home.

              da funniest part is dat whyle wayting fur her to arribe, i decided to retrayce my steps, and dove into da wa-wa about where i wud’ve in da furst playce, reeched out wif my paws, and durned if i didn’t find dem! (i NEVER cud hab seen dem, dat’s fur sure…..)

  6. tribble says:

    Ray Charles cat says “U Got D Right 1 Baby! Uh-Huh.”

    • stendhalismo says:

      beat me to it. you can tell he’s going for the keyboard with that one paw…

      ” damn. I know the piano was around here somewhere… “

  7. Sabrina says:

    gudday, sir….I sed gudday!

  8. KickahaOta says:

    OMG THEY TOOK MY HARBLS AND MY EYEBLS.

  9. Azov says:

    I kno exactly how you feel Raycat

  10. aspirin says:

    Can’t c wifout u opin ur eyez

  11. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm … smell dose cheezburgurs coukin’!

  12. Lisa says:

    I skweeze mah eyez shut reel tite so I noe hafta watch yoo klip ,mah nailz.

  13. Melissa says:

    Uhoh…..FART!

  14. Patrick says:

    I iz meditatin bout cheezburgerz…noooooooommmmmm…noooooooommmmmm…noooooooommmmmm…

  15. LuvBJones says:

    Iz I teh Spinxez yet? I anchint Egiptin!!

  16. SarahD says:

    I cwoze mah eyez…POOF u cannot c meh!

    INVISIBUL CAT

    [When my parents' black cat closes his eyes being cute, we always go, "Ohhhh, poor thing, Bowbie has no eyes now. Where'd they go?" Then he opens them and thinks he's sooooo funny.]

    • Menopaws says:

      This kitteh srsly hav the most gorgeeus coat … so shiny an pritty. An he noes it! “Damn, i am so HAWT.”

      • momo says:

        yeah, kitteh sez:
        you can has pettings of meh nao.
        but maek it short,
        mah royul peishuns be ovah soon.

  17. N.O. Smith says:

    omg, I maded this one! yayz! I think this is the second image that I maded that has been posted. so awsum!!

  18. laytonwoman3rd says:

    Der is no axcess to dese kabnits after 10 pm. No xcepshuns. No appeels.

  19. slythwolf says:

    I SAID GOOD DAY, SIR.

  20. Seward says:

    Tell me, good sir, would this be a bowl of gooshyfood my paws detect? No? Would these be my claws? Ahhh, thank you, kind sir. Yes, this gooshyfood is suitably ample for a poor, blind kitty such as myself.

  21. Melissa says:

    Dat kitteh wif da Cosmic Catnip? He gotz it open an shared wif dis kitteh. He hi as hell.

  22. Osteogal says:

    “I jes called to say I luv uuuuuuuuuuuuuu…”

    And Happy Birfday, Gladys. :)

  23. Annie says:

    Pussycat, Pussycat
    I luv u
    Yes I do
    U, n your pussycat,
    eyes?

  24. SarahD says:

    Dis not has to do wif teh lolcats, but dis remind me, I is verree excited to gets mah new glassis in a cupple dayz. A few yeers ago, I droppd mah glassis in teh parkeng lots, and cracked teh rite lenz a littul, but rite across teh eye part. But, I has no moneh and insurans doant covur it, so I wayt til I pays allll mah bills off and buyz a new compuder and all that. Meenwhyle, teh crak getz biggur and bigger and growz littul crax and mah fambly and frens be lyke, “Whut on yer glassis?” An I be lyke, “Nuffing, is teh crack as uzule gettin biggur.”

    Fynallee, I has teh money to buy new glassis so I makes appoyntmint wif doc. Den, I finds owt my werk has had an eckstra allowans ackownt foar new glassis teh hoal tyme.

    I has teh dumb.

    • Menopaws says:

      Hooray for nu glassis ! Doan feel dumb, SarahD, last yr. i forgotz i had put my glassis on teh bumpr of mai truck (had changd to teh prescripshun sunglassis), an then backd ovr them! Ka-CRUNCH! Say goodbyz to the $400 glassis … ACK! An NO insuranz. Dubl ACK!!

      • SarahD says:

        Oh man, dat suck, Menopaws. Sunglassis always be teh mos eckspensiv. Mah dad resintly also los hiz prescripshun sunglassis when he wuz on a scavinjur hunt. Gess dey shulda been lukingz for his glassis too!

    • Annie says:

      I tink sumbunny at werk shudda tol u bout the eckstra allowans! Dey seez u eber day, rite? U not dumb, dey is skinflintz.

      • SarahD says:

        I fink u has a gud poynt Annie. I wurks for big corpurrashun, so dey not fink to tells me pursonilly, but nohbuddy new dis fackt untill mah assistunt gots hiz glassis. Den he say, hey! u no dey pays for ur noo glassis, cheapo! I hads no ideah.

        Wuz noo rool an dey not tell anyonze. Dey ackshully hidez it on teh dentul form!

        • Annie says:

          Buncha schneeks. Iz ebbry-cat fur himzelf deez days. Gotz ta bee karfulz.

        • tenhousecats says:

          ah, but dat’s da trik–iffen you not kno to aks, dey not neber tell you!

          • Annie says:

            Da only reeson I noe ma benefits is cuz we haz to re-sign up ebry year. However, I jus got bak frum da farmacy getting Chantix to start tumorrow and my stoopid insurance duddnt cubber it. $119.99 to stop smokin. Pleh. Wish me luck!! i’ll need it.

            • Menopaws says:

              Much luck, Annie! Gum … lots of gum.

            • Annie says:

              tanku. ok. gum. gottit.

            • Erin says:

              tryin tink that mebbe you do dis, u won haf to by da cigarettes? evenshuly u sav da moneys, and be liek lil kitteh wonders wut to do wit his moneys?

            • scarletkitty says:

              It will be so wunnerful wen u gets all throo kickin dat nastee habit, Annie. U will feel muches bettah. Keeps yur hands busy and uses yur imaginins to theenk wat deh cigs has been doin to yur lungs, den tink abowt dose nice peeenk cleen lungs u will gets to have wen u is done kwitting. And den u wonts be a smoker no moar.
              U will saves lots of $$$ for moar cheezburgers, too.
              Lotz of gud luks to u. U can do this!

              And, Happy Birfday, Gladys, wherever u are!

            • CrazyOldLady says:

              ANNIE….good luk!! I nebber been a smoker…but I hav knowed menny people who quitted….is vury, vury hard.

              Hey, we be yur support groop! Whenevur yu wan a stink ole ciggar in yur face, just come here insted…we will make yu LOL…then yu no will wanna smoke!!!

            • Flartus says:

              awww, yewz guyses r awsums! is like a lolcats support grupe in heer.

            • tenhousecats says:

              oh, annie, i did da chantix back in february. i be four monfs smoke-smelly-free on monday.

              i had a dood furriend who’d started two monfs afore i did who hewped me a lot, and dere’s dis cyoot liddle program dat sits in yur tray at da bottom ob yur desktop (yeah, yeah, it has a name but durned iffen i can member it right now) what tells you how long it’s been since you smoked. fun, cuz when peeps aks, you get to say, “why, it’s been 4 days, 3 hours, 2 minits and 37 seconds!” it oddly reassuring to watch dat clock climb…

              sugar-free candy, and straws to suck on be what werked best fur us. and taking da first cuppla days OFF frum da puter, and staying in da bedroom wif dood books and mobies to watch…. dat way, not so tempted to automatically light up while mindlessly surfing….

              it were MUCH less difficult dan i eber thought it’d be, and i’d smoked fur 35 years…. the neet ting about da chantix is dat it shuts offen dose receptors dat makes da nicotine feel dood, so even iffen you do slip, it’s like, “huh? what? ewwwww, this is a waste of time,” instead ob dat, “OMD, a CIGARETTE!”….. (plus, since it not a nicotine replacement, dey don’t tell you you CANNOT HAVE NICOTINE WHEN YOU’RE ON DA DRUG which, to me, wuz like wabing a red flag, a quadruple-double-dare sort ob ting….

            • tenhousecats says:

              oh, a werd of warning tho:

              you need to discuss da not-smoking ting wif da cats furst. remember, dey as addikted as you be.

              da morning ob da sekond day i weren’t smoking, i woked up to find a note from da calicos saying, “gibe us our nicotine, or da purrsians DIE.”

            • CrazyOldLady says:

              Props to THC!!! I reeded sumwherez dat de nicoteen is worserer dan heroin!!! My mummeh and daddeh bof quitted in der 40’s…only cause MY little onez keep axkin”Why yo do dat alluh time??? It stinky!! I no sitz wif yu to reed ‘less you put it owt!” Dey BOF quitted! I wuz vury proud…of dem AN my behhebs! Dey smart kidz!

            • CrazyOldLady says:

              An my vet tellz me that she wanna “smak upside deh hed” anybuddies what smokez in deh house…..sez dey doan reely lulz der petz if deh do…she iz pretty radikal bout dat!

            • Pittypat says:

              THC – thassa beautifatious story. I has goosebumps nao.

              Annie – quitting is the single most important thing a smoker can do. Nothing else matters above quitting. Way to Go! (from a fellow kittehfren in recovery) /end of pep tawk.

            • SarahD says:

              Good Lux Annie! You can does it!

            • Annie says:

              Tank youz guys!!! Akshully, we don smoke in da houze. We smoke outside. Husband says if it werks fur me, he wanz to try it too. No addicshun kittehs/doggies! Just started Chantix today. So fur, iz not kicken in, but website sayz u can have up to 7 days b4 no cigs. I’m going for that med kickin in/slack off cigs kinda thing. I have opened my last pac of cigs, so I hope it kicks in soon, cuz i don wanna haff to buy moar, ya kno?

            • tenhousecats says:

              gibe yurself dat week, annie, and just don’t eben tink about it. DO follow da direkshuns, tho, bout taking on full tummy….

              durn, we need a safe, anonymous way to get in touch wif each othfur in real life (well, those what gots one) iffen we nots gots websites, don’t we????? um, i’m hhhhhheeeeeeerrrrrrrrreeeeee for you…… bet you cud guess my IM name (on most common services….)

            • Annie says:

              Hmmmmmmmmm.

            • Annie says:

              ok, i tried one. letz see if u get it.

    • gladys says:

      hehehe…I getz noo glasses 2morrow (well, noo perscripshun, at least). Has had glasses since I was just a little kitteh, an den wented to contcat lenzes. Is nice…cept concat lenzes is de squishy little cellophane kind? an apparently I am a non-blinking kitteh, cuz concat lenzes keep turning into little crunchy raisins while I read/watch TV/drive/etc. Keep puttin in dropses, but dropses annoy me muchly–wud rather just put on glasses at end of day an wear contcats @ werk.

      Glaassis–notsobad. Raisins on eyeballs–do not want.

  25. The Crapture says:

    is teh ko-WIN-sedental pikshur…Looks just like my Tonya-kitteh when i’m scratching her under her chin.

  26. BonzoGal says:

    Ai kloze mai eye-bonez, u be disappeer! Wen ai openz dem, u be bak wid cheezburgerz! Wun… toooo… treee…

  27. Cindy says:

    He looks just like my Ricky

  28. turkeyburger (no relation) says:

    If I cloze my eyez and hold my heds up juuuuust lyke dis….

    I can gets bonked in hed when sumun opens teh cabinet…

  29. k! says:

    Lol Velma Cat. “mai glazis, mai glazis, i cant c wifout mai glazis. hav u seen mai glazis shaggy?”

  30. IrishUp says:

    * lookamee lookamee lookame *

    Hmmph – u not good enuff to bes lookin at ME!1!

    ** lookamee, u noe u wanna lookamee **

  31. D.R. says:

    Stevie Wonder Kitteh!

    “Heer i am

    Signed, sealed, delivered, I’m yours!”

    Thank u, u’ve bin a grait audyense

  32. miss foots says:

    I rub magic smal apply yance and wish fer cheezburgers

  33. Robin says:

    wif dis laying on of pawz, you are heallld! heald in de name of de lawd…. please send your tuna to me in the name of gawd.

  34. trtskh says:

    Doncat sez noes, capeesh?

  35. phel says:

    Ah cain’t c u. ur not hear…

  36. Pittypat says:

    Alfred?
    Yes, Mr. Wayne?
    I think it’s time to bring out the Bat Mobile.
    Right away, Mr. Wayne.

  37. tenhousecats says:

    invisible oiuja board

  38. David says:

    Dreemin’ of ‘Gipshun ansestrs….

  39. pokinsmot says:

    Otay, hoof artd?!

  40. Mikko says:

    haha! xD luv these catz

  41. Ceiling Cat says:

    *pushes cat* Cat: Cant see wif out glasses.
    *I grab glasses and put dem on* Ha. Wer ur glasses now, bitch!

  42. Stan says:

    I like the way this picture portrays itself. beautifull, truly a work of art. why is everyone talking so funny?


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