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Dis kitteh be adoptin teh lolrus pose.
i want mah coke-bucket glassez
*lol* “coke-bukket!”
lol,like he went “i has coke-bukket glasses.” and then,”no,they be stealing meh glasses!” lol!
who dat
Iz Mr. MaCatgoo! Iz dat u???
Mmmm Bisto
WE R NOT MUZED. GO WAY.
But i only knead them to reed, rilly … can see fine to jus get aroun… *bork* …. i meant to do that.
Wuz dat u, or teh kitteh sayin that?
he he … wifout teh specs, i blind as a bat in a cat … in a hat … wif a bat … itz where its at … an dat’s … dat.
or … whatever.
uh, uh, that remindses meh!
evrybunny wants too bee a cat!
…
ooh, yeaaah!
WAIT EVURBUDDY….today be a lolfrienz birfday….I jus’ memmers….wuz it Gladys??? Sarah??? Melissa?? Dam…I gettin too freakin old…Happy Birfday, whover it is!!!
Iz GLADYS’ birfday …. Happy Birfday, Gladys, yeeeaaahhhh!!!
Yeah, Happy, Happy!1!! Lots of tastee refreshments to youz!!!!!
happi birfdai gladys, hooever u iz! i can haz a peece of cake nao plx? k thx
Happy Birfday gladys!!!! YAY!
Haaapeee Burthdaaaeeey Gladys! Extra burgerz 4 u!
Hippo Birdy, Gladys!!
CBSB!!! OMG! i had finked my fambly was onlee one knows Hippo Birdee!!! I luff u!!
da felines r mewchual, daisycat!
Doan effrybahdy noes Hippo Birdy 2 Ewes?
LOL….evrytymes I sings Hippo Birdee peoples luk ats me lyk i is crazee. glad to noe i’s not crazee! well, mebbe. Hippo Birdee Gladys!!!
Yay! Happy Bday Gladys!
Happy Birfday! As Melissa sed befoar: Eat cake (nomnomnom), drink beers (glurpglurpglrup) and sleep late(if U can)!1!
:::: wheels out da 47-layer cake wif da catnip frosting and da liddle tiny sugar birdies on it. also da playtes ob buffalo batwings, and da trays of toona and sammon rolls. da dwinks be ober on da buffet: dere’s katlua and creem (ob course!), catnip beer, and mousegaritas fur dose what be feeling dis-spirited; ratbeer floats and mice-creem sodas for does what libing where it warm, and mook and cookies fur da liddle kits. happy purrfday, mommy gladys, frum all da LOLCats! ::::
Damn, you’re good, THC!!! Hope you’re birfday is purrrrrrrrrfec Gladys!
ZOMGPONIES!!!! I got birffdayyed!!! ::::happitail:::::
Tank u all soooo muchnesses…u are ALL full of extreeeem win!!!!
(An yess, I hadda good birfday–quiet, but nice!! Went to dinnerz wif my mumma an had much nom nom nom…of course, did not REFER to it as “nom nom nom” bcuz mumma alrady finks I am crayzeechyld an might have camed from other plannet.)
I can has MUCH happitail!!! I hoist taystee bevridges to all of u….
aw, darn, i mist it. iz dere eny caeks left? i’s glad u had a gud nom-nom wif tastee bevridges, gladys! happee blayded birfdeh!
I miss too but hippo birdie gladys – we wub oo!!!
i tink u is a loooooong way from Caturday…
Iz tyme for little drinkie? Make myn a martooni … *hic*
Mayke myn Katlua and Cream!
Kitteh havin’ a littel pree-Caturday drinkie on da vrey nexx payge!
I gotz de glasses in fird gradez. When I first got ‘em, I wuz ridin home wif my daddeh, an I sez to him, Daddeh! I dinnit noes pine conez growed in treez! I reelee dinnit, Trees were just green blobz.
oh i feelz u paynes. i gettid mine glassiz whin i’s was furteen munfs olds. i canna see nuffink wiffout em. an kin not bees havink lasik caws eyses is tooo bad of syght. i can has new eyeballses?
oh mai blynd lolfrenz…’Lissa, I had similar problemz, had since kindergarten wif dah glassez…whole new werld out dere…and yes daisy I cannea has lasik cuz corneeahs 2 thin *hugs blind friends* at least you all can’t tell I ugly ^^ hehe
it rily bad wen u puts dem down, and den needs dem to find were u putted dem
absoltootly! a cat knocked dem out an open window once, and luckily i had a set ob contaks nearby–othfurwise, i mite STILL be wandering round twying to find dem….. stumbing into bushes…. walking out into traffic….
And REELY mbarassin when yu find tehm on yur hed!!
Hav u ever worn them into the showr? Whatta dork!
i losted mine in a LAKE once–yep, i wored dem in cuz i wanted to SEE where i were goin. den i had to call a furriend to come pick me up cuz i cudn’t see to dribe home.
da funniest part is dat whyle wayting fur her to arribe, i decided to retrayce my steps, and dove into da wa-wa about where i wud’ve in da furst playce, reeched out wif my paws, and durned if i didn’t find dem! (i NEVER cud hab seen dem, dat’s fur sure…..)
Ray Charles cat says “U Got D Right 1 Baby! Uh-Huh.”
beat me to it. you can tell he’s going for the keyboard with that one paw…
” damn. I know the piano was around here somewhere… “
gudday, sir….I sed gudday!
OMG THEY TOOK MY HARBLS AND MY EYEBLS.
hunny … sumtyms lif jus SUX, doan it?
iz all funs an gayms til sumkitty losed an eye.
carryin scissors?
No, RUNNING wit deh syssors. Must not EVAH run wit deh syssors. Always mades me wunder if culd do othur tings wif dem, like mebbe play hopskotch, or jump ropes, or tings lyke dat. I used to pkshur stuff lyke dat in my hed wen teecher goes on and on and on and… bout runnin wit deh syssors. I am lyke dat. It’s how I was bornded, lyke it or not. My mummah not much lyked it! but wuz prolly her fawlt. heheheheh
Or mebbe playin wit deh Red Ryder BB Gun, u tinks?
NO, NO!! Yu will put an eye owt!! But yu kan stik yur tongue on teh flagpole….triple dog darez yu!
To be compleetlee balless. Yesss it is full of teh suck.
Umm, Melissa, der u goez agin. First wit deh potty habitz, now u seemz to know WAY moar abowt deh balls dan I wuld have gessed, u knows?
LOL!!! Watchowt, Melissa! Dat Scaletkitty doan mizz nuthin!
I r a ball connesur!
Do ur boyz hang lo do dey wigglz to an fro
Can u tiez ‘em in a knot can u tiez ‘em in a boe
Can U forw ‘em ovvar ur sholder like a continntul soldur
Do ur boyz hand low.
I duuna noes if I wud like those,
But teh song CWACKS meh up!
hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! oh … i jus peed miself, a littl. jeeeeez!
And then der is da mayke dah balls etc luk lyke a sailbote!
Iz vewy funnee, at leest mens seem to tink so.
da holy modal rounders
correx, dey did it as Boobs A Lot….
nobuddy taughted me how to do dis right, so you gots to just take dis linky as you find it:
http://www.artkitchen.com/Animation/BoobsALotFlash.html
Gawd, that is funny … an catchy, tu!
tells yu somefin bout my kittenhood to say dat i saw dem purrform it live….
i not know, it neber much bothfurred us. and none ob dem testosterone-poysoning purroblems, fur shure! ::::fleaing::::
I kno exactly how you feel Raycat
Can’t c wifout u opin ur eyez
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm … smell dose cheezburgurs coukin’!
LOL wit teh funneh
Jus wave one in meh face….I findz it.
I skweeze mah eyez shut reel tite so I noe hafta watch yoo klip ,mah nailz.
Uhoh…..FART!
*poot*
The Deadly Silent Pooter …. oh noooooooo!
Oh poo … dat’s whut I rayced bak frum lunch 2 rite:
*POOT*
sniff sniff sniff
I iz meditatin bout cheezburgerz…noooooooommmmmm…noooooooommmmmm…noooooooommmmmm…
Bein all onez wit teh burger!
Win win win and double win!!!!
Iz I teh Spinxez yet? I anchint Egiptin!!
I cwoze mah eyez…POOF u cannot c meh!
INVISIBUL CAT
[When my parents' black cat closes his eyes being cute, we always go, "Ohhhh, poor thing, Bowbie has no eyes now. Where'd they go?" Then he opens them and thinks he's sooooo funny.]
This kitteh srsly hav the most gorgeeus coat … so shiny an pritty. An he noes it! “Damn, i am so HAWT.”
yeah, kitteh sez:
you can has pettings of meh nao.
but maek it short,
mah royul peishuns be ovah soon.
omg, I maded this one! yayz! I think this is the second image that I maded that has been posted. so awsum!!
Iz gud job, N.O. Kitteh look lik panther badly in need of bifocals! (Can relate!)
Der is no axcess to dese kabnits after 10 pm. No xcepshuns. No appeels.
Cute! Hee awl hawty wif himz noses in da ayr.
Goes away now…u have beecome tiresome.
U hav beecome az boring az beeing alive. (Stoled that frum Sprockets)
Wud u like to tuch mah munkee? I’m as hapee as a leetle guurl!
Is dere pawsuhbly a CHEEZBURGER suhply in dat dere kabnit?
HA! U haz it figgered out. Kitteh mus protek ALL the cheezburgers. Very serius bizniss.
I SAID GOOD DAY, SIR.
Tell me, good sir, would this be a bowl of gooshyfood my paws detect? No? Would these be my claws? Ahhh, thank you, kind sir. Yes, this gooshyfood is suitably ample for a poor, blind kitty such as myself.
Dat kitteh wif da Cosmic Catnip? He gotz it open an shared wif dis kitteh. He hi as hell.
“I jes called to say I luv uuuuuuuuuuuuuu…”
And Happy Birfday, Gladys.
Pussycat, Pussycat
I luv u
Yes I do
U, n your pussycat,
eyes?
Dis not has to do wif teh lolcats, but dis remind me, I is verree excited to gets mah new glassis in a cupple dayz. A few yeers ago, I droppd mah glassis in teh parkeng lots, and cracked teh rite lenz a littul, but rite across teh eye part. But, I has no moneh and insurans doant covur it, so I wayt til I pays allll mah bills off and buyz a new compuder and all that. Meenwhyle, teh crak getz biggur and bigger and growz littul crax and mah fambly and frens be lyke, “Whut on yer glassis?” An I be lyke, “Nuffing, is teh crack as uzule gettin biggur.”
Fynallee, I has teh money to buy new glassis so I makes appoyntmint wif doc. Den, I finds owt my werk has had an eckstra allowans ackownt foar new glassis teh hoal tyme.
I has teh dumb.
Hooray for nu glassis ! Doan feel dumb, SarahD, last yr. i forgotz i had put my glassis on teh bumpr of mai truck (had changd to teh prescripshun sunglassis), an then backd ovr them! Ka-CRUNCH! Say goodbyz to the $400 glassis … ACK! An NO insuranz. Dubl ACK!!
Oh man, dat suck, Menopaws. Sunglassis always be teh mos eckspensiv. Mah dad resintly also los hiz prescripshun sunglassis when he wuz on a scavinjur hunt. Gess dey shulda been lukingz for his glassis too!
I tink sumbunny at werk shudda tol u bout the eckstra allowans! Dey seez u eber day, rite? U not dumb, dey is skinflintz.
I fink u has a gud poynt Annie. I wurks for big corpurrashun, so dey not fink to tells me pursonilly, but nohbuddy new dis fackt untill mah assistunt gots hiz glassis. Den he say, hey! u no dey pays for ur noo glassis, cheapo! I hads no ideah.
Wuz noo rool an dey not tell anyonze. Dey ackshully hidez it on teh dentul form!
Buncha schneeks. Iz ebbry-cat fur himzelf deez days. Gotz ta bee karfulz.
ah, but dat’s da trik–iffen you not kno to aks, dey not neber tell you!
Da only reeson I noe ma benefits is cuz we haz to re-sign up ebry year. However, I jus got bak frum da farmacy getting Chantix to start tumorrow and my stoopid insurance duddnt cubber it. $119.99 to stop smokin. Pleh. Wish me luck!! i’ll need it.
Much luck, Annie! Gum … lots of gum.
tanku. ok. gum. gottit.
tryin tink that mebbe you do dis, u won haf to by da cigarettes? evenshuly u sav da moneys, and be liek lil kitteh wonders wut to do wit his moneys?
It will be so wunnerful wen u gets all throo kickin dat nastee habit, Annie. U will feel muches bettah. Keeps yur hands busy and uses yur imaginins to theenk wat deh cigs has been doin to yur lungs, den tink abowt dose nice peeenk cleen lungs u will gets to have wen u is done kwitting. And den u wonts be a smoker no moar.
U will saves lots of $$$ for moar cheezburgers, too.
Lotz of gud luks to u. U can do this!
And, Happy Birfday, Gladys, wherever u are!
ANNIE….good luk!! I nebber been a smoker…but I hav knowed menny people who quitted….is vury, vury hard.
Hey, we be yur support groop! Whenevur yu wan a stink ole ciggar in yur face, just come here insted…we will make yu LOL…then yu no will wanna smoke!!!
awww, yewz guyses r awsums! is like a lolcats support grupe in heer.
oh, annie, i did da chantix back in february. i be four monfs smoke-smelly-free on monday.
i had a dood furriend who’d started two monfs afore i did who hewped me a lot, and dere’s dis cyoot liddle program dat sits in yur tray at da bottom ob yur desktop (yeah, yeah, it has a name but durned iffen i can member it right now) what tells you how long it’s been since you smoked. fun, cuz when peeps aks, you get to say, “why, it’s been 4 days, 3 hours, 2 minits and 37 seconds!” it oddly reassuring to watch dat clock climb…
sugar-free candy, and straws to suck on be what werked best fur us. and taking da first cuppla days OFF frum da puter, and staying in da bedroom wif dood books and mobies to watch…. dat way, not so tempted to automatically light up while mindlessly surfing….
it were MUCH less difficult dan i eber thought it’d be, and i’d smoked fur 35 years…. the neet ting about da chantix is dat it shuts offen dose receptors dat makes da nicotine feel dood, so even iffen you do slip, it’s like, “huh? what? ewwwww, this is a waste of time,” instead ob dat, “OMD, a CIGARETTE!”….. (plus, since it not a nicotine replacement, dey don’t tell you you CANNOT HAVE NICOTINE WHEN YOU’RE ON DA DRUG which, to me, wuz like wabing a red flag, a quadruple-double-dare sort ob ting….
oh, a werd of warning tho:
you need to discuss da not-smoking ting wif da cats furst. remember, dey as addikted as you be.
da morning ob da sekond day i weren’t smoking, i woked up to find a note from da calicos saying, “gibe us our nicotine, or da purrsians DIE.”
Props to THC!!! I reeded sumwherez dat de nicoteen is worserer dan heroin!!! My mummeh and daddeh bof quitted in der 40’s…only cause MY little onez keep axkin”Why yo do dat alluh time??? It stinky!! I no sitz wif yu to reed ‘less you put it owt!” Dey BOF quitted! I wuz vury proud…of dem AN my behhebs! Dey smart kidz!
An my vet tellz me that she wanna “smak upside deh hed” anybuddies what smokez in deh house…..sez dey doan reely lulz der petz if deh do…she iz pretty radikal bout dat!
THC – thassa beautifatious story. I has goosebumps nao.
Annie – quitting is the single most important thing a smoker can do. Nothing else matters above quitting. Way to Go! (from a fellow kittehfren in recovery) /end of pep tawk.
Good Lux Annie! You can does it!
Tank youz guys!!! Akshully, we don smoke in da houze. We smoke outside. Husband says if it werks fur me, he wanz to try it too. No addicshun kittehs/doggies! Just started Chantix today. So fur, iz not kicken in, but website sayz u can have up to 7 days b4 no cigs. I’m going for that med kickin in/slack off cigs kinda thing. I have opened my last pac of cigs, so I hope it kicks in soon, cuz i don wanna haff to buy moar, ya kno?
gibe yurself dat week, annie, and just don’t eben tink about it. DO follow da direkshuns, tho, bout taking on full tummy….
durn, we need a safe, anonymous way to get in touch wif each othfur in real life (well, those what gots one) iffen we nots gots websites, don’t we????? um, i’m hhhhhheeeeeeerrrrrrrrreeeeee for you…… bet you cud guess my IM name (on most common services….)
Hmmmmmmmmm.
ok, i tried one. letz see if u get it.
hehehe…I getz noo glasses 2morrow (well, noo perscripshun, at least). Has had glasses since I was just a little kitteh, an den wented to contcat lenzes. Is nice…cept concat lenzes is de squishy little cellophane kind? an apparently I am a non-blinking kitteh, cuz concat lenzes keep turning into little crunchy raisins while I read/watch TV/drive/etc. Keep puttin in dropses, but dropses annoy me muchly–wud rather just put on glasses at end of day an wear contcats @ werk.
Glaassis–notsobad. Raisins on eyeballs–do not want.
Oh, mans, I not blame u foar beeng grossd owt!
is teh ko-WIN-sedental pikshur…Looks just like my Tonya-kitteh when i’m scratching her under her chin.
Invisible skritch-skritch
this so true being…my Simon-meezer doeing this and wiggling chin while I scritch-scritch.
Ai kloze mai eye-bonez, u be disappeer! Wen ai openz dem, u be bak wid cheezburgerz! Wun… toooo… treee…
He looks just like my Ricky
If I cloze my eyez and hold my heds up juuuuust lyke dis….
I can gets bonked in hed when sumun opens teh cabinet…
-wowz, dat be gettin’ you teh No-bell prize fah pees, purrtifull kitteh!
-reeleh?
-umm…no.
Kitteh sez…”now yu gonna pay four dat, smartazz!”
Lol Velma Cat. “mai glazis, mai glazis, i cant c wifout mai glazis. hav u seen mai glazis shaggy?”
* lookamee lookamee lookame *
Hmmph – u not good enuff to bes lookin at ME!1!
** lookamee, u noe u wanna lookamee **
Haha! “I so hawt an u so … not!”
Stevie Wonder Kitteh!
“Heer i am
Signed, sealed, delivered, I’m yours!”
Thank u, u’ve bin a grait audyense
Ma cherie a-meowr
Distant as da milky way
I rub magic smal apply yance and wish fer cheezburgers
wif dis laying on of pawz, you are heallld! heald in de name of de lawd…. please send your tuna to me in the name of gawd.
ooooohhhhhh, Robin…..yu goin ta hell fer dat wun!! (I LOL’ed anywayz…guess I goin too!)
duz we gots to reserv tabuls dere, too?
you bein in lotsa good compny, I thinkin. Lotsa loltimes goin there!
Doncat sez noes, capeesh?
Ah cain’t c u. ur not hear…
Alfred?
Yes, Mr. Wayne?
I think it’s time to bring out the Bat Mobile.
Right away, Mr. Wayne.
invisible oiuja board
Granpa Simba? R U dere? Calling da spyrit of Granpa Simba………Helloooooooo?
Dreemin’ of ‘Gipshun ansestrs….
[...] i believes u needs new glasses [...]
Otay, hoof artd?!
haha! xD luv these catz
*pushes cat* Cat: Cant see wif out glasses.
*I grab glasses and put dem on* Ha. Wer ur glasses now, bitch!
[...] i cant c anyfing wifout mai glasses. [...]
I like the way this picture portrays itself. beautifull, truly a work of art. why is everyone talking so funny?