CANOT C
W/O ME GLAZZES
i suffers from same problem kitteh.
submitted by: N.O. Smith
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Dis kitteh be adoptin teh lolrus pose.
i want mah coke-bucket glassez
Iz Mr. MaCatgoo! Iz dat u???
Mmmm Bisto
WE R NOT MUZED. GO WAY.
But i only knead them to reed, rilly … can see fine to jus get aroun… *bork* …. i meant to do that.
Wuz dat u, or teh kitteh sayin that?
he he … wifout teh specs, i blind as a bat in a cat … in a hat … wif a bat … itz where its at … an dat’s … dat.
or … whatever.
uh, uh, that remindses meh!
evrybunny wants too bee a cat!
…
ooh, yeaaah!
WAIT EVURBUDDY….today be a lolfrienz birfday….I jus’ memmers….wuz it Gladys??? Sarah??? Melissa?? Dam…I gettin too freakin old…Happy Birfday, whover it is!!!
Iz GLADYS’ birfday …. Happy Birfday, Gladys, yeeeaaahhhh!!!
Yeah, Happy, Happy!1!! Lots of tastee refreshments to youz!!!!!
happi birfdai gladys, hooever u iz! i can haz a peece of cake nao plx? k thx
Happy Birfday gladys!!!! YAY!
Haaapeee Burthdaaaeeey Gladys! Extra burgerz 4 u!
Hippo Birdy, Gladys!!
CBSB!!! OMG! i had finked my fambly was onlee one knows Hippo Birdee!!! I luff u!!
da felines r mewchual, daisycat!
Doan effrybahdy noes Hippo Birdy 2 Ewes?
LOL….evrytymes I sings Hippo Birdee peoples luk ats me lyk i is crazee. glad to noe i’s not crazee! well, mebbe. Hippo Birdee Gladys!!!
Yay! Happy Bday Gladys!
Happy Birfday! As Melissa sed befoar: Eat cake (nomnomnom), drink beers (glurpglurpglrup) and sleep late(if U can)!1!
:::: wheels out da 47-layer cake wif da catnip frosting and da liddle tiny sugar birdies on it. also da playtes ob buffalo batwings, and da trays of toona and sammon rolls. da dwinks be ober on da buffet: dere’s katlua and creem (ob course!), catnip beer, and mousegaritas fur dose what be feeling dis-spirited; ratbeer floats and mice-creem sodas for does what libing where it warm, and mook and cookies fur da liddle kits. happy purrfday, mommy gladys, frum all da LOLCats! ::::
Damn, you’re good, THC!!! Hope you’re birfday is purrrrrrrrrfec Gladys!
ZOMGPONIES!!!! I got birffdayyed!!! ::::happitail:::::
Tank u all soooo muchnesses…u are ALL full of extreeeem win!!!!
(An yess, I hadda good birfday–quiet, but nice!! Went to dinnerz wif my mumma an had much nom nom nom…of course, did not REFER to it as “nom nom nom” bcuz mumma alrady finks I am crayzeechyld an might have camed from other plannet.)
I can has MUCH happitail!!! I hoist taystee bevridges to all of u….
aw, darn, i mist it. iz dere eny caeks left? i’s glad u had a gud nom-nom wif tastee bevridges, gladys! happee blayded birfdeh!
I miss too but hippo birdie gladys - we wub oo!!!
i tink u is a loooooong way from Caturday…
Iz tyme for little drinkie? Make myn a martooni … *hic*
Mayke myn Katlua and Cream!
Kitteh havin’ a littel pree-Caturday drinkie on da vrey nexx payge!
I gotz de glasses in fird gradez. When I first got ‘em, I wuz ridin home wif my daddeh, an I sez to him, Daddeh! I dinnit noes pine conez growed in treez! I reelee dinnit, Trees were just green blobz.
oh i feelz u paynes. i gettid mine glassiz whin i’s was furteen munfs olds. i canna see nuffink wiffout em. an kin not bees havink lasik caws eyses is tooo bad of syght. i can has new eyeballses?
oh mai blynd lolfrenz…’Lissa, I had similar problemz, had since kindergarten wif dah glassez…whole new werld out dere…and yes daisy I cannea has lasik cuz corneeahs 2 thin *hugs blind friends* at least you all can’t tell I ugly ^^ hehe
it rily bad wen u puts dem down, and den needs dem to find were u putted dem
absoltootly! a cat knocked dem out an open window once, and luckily i had a set ob contaks nearby–othfurwise, i mite STILL be wandering round twying to find dem….. stumbing into bushes…. walking out into traffic….
And REELY mbarassin when yu find tehm on yur hed!!
Hav u ever worn them into the showr? Whatta dork!
i losted mine in a LAKE once–yep, i wored dem in cuz i wanted to SEE where i were goin. den i had to call a furriend to come pick me up cuz i cudn’t see to dribe home.
da funniest part is dat whyle wayting fur her to arribe, i decided to retrayce my steps, and dove into da wa-wa about where i wud’ve in da furst playce, reeched out wif my paws, and durned if i didn’t find dem! (i NEVER cud hab seen dem, dat’s fur sure…..)
Ray Charles cat says “U Got D Right 1 Baby! Uh-Huh.”
beat me to it. you can tell he’s going for the keyboard with that one paw…
” damn. I know the piano was around here somewhere… “
gudday, sir….I sed gudday!
OMG THEY TOOK MY HARBLS AND MY EYEBLS.
hunny … sumtyms lif jus SUX, doan it?
iz all funs an gayms til sumkitty losed an eye.
carryin scissors?
No, RUNNING wit deh syssors. Must not EVAH run wit deh syssors. Always mades me wunder if culd do othur tings wif dem, like mebbe play hopskotch, or jump ropes, or tings lyke dat. I used to pkshur stuff lyke dat in my hed wen teecher goes on and on and on and… bout runnin wit deh syssors. I am lyke dat. It’s how I was bornded, lyke it or not. My mummah not much lyked it! but wuz prolly her fawlt. heheheheh
Or mebbe playin wit deh Red Ryder BB Gun, u tinks?
NO, NO!! Yu will put an eye owt!! But yu kan stik yur tongue on teh flagpole….triple dog darez yu!
To be compleetlee balless. Yesss it is full of teh suck.
Umm, Melissa, der u goez agin. First wit deh potty habitz, now u seemz to know WAY moar abowt deh balls dan I wuld have gessed, u knows?
LOL!!! Watchowt, Melissa! Dat Scaletkitty doan mizz nuthin!
I r a ball connesur!
Do ur boyz hang lo do dey wigglz to an fro
Can u tiez ‘em in a knot can u tiez ‘em in a boe
Can U forw ‘em ovvar ur sholder like a continntul soldur
Do ur boyz hand low.
I duuna noes if I wud like those,
But teh song CWACKS meh up!
hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! oh … i jus peed miself, a littl. jeeeeez!
And then der is da mayke dah balls etc luk lyke a sailbote!
Iz vewy funnee, at leest mens seem to tink so.
da holy modal rounders
correx, dey did it as Boobs A Lot….
nobuddy taughted me how to do dis right, so you gots to just take dis linky as you find it:
http://www.artkitchen.com/Animation/BoobsALotFlash.html
Gawd, that is funny … an catchy, tu!
tells yu somefin bout my kittenhood to say dat i saw dem purrform it live….
i not know, it neber much bothfurred us. and none ob dem testosterone-poysoning purroblems, fur shure! ::::fleaing::::
I kno exactly how you feel Raycat
Can’t c wifout u opin ur eyez
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm … smell dose cheezburgurs coukin’!
LOL wit teh funneh
Jus wave one in meh face….I findz it.