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Look liek Mogwhy to me.
who mogwhy?
oh, nebber min
whoah kitn — i bets u cn picup sybearya wit dem eartennas
kitn downlod mai internetz. i no pay lol.
In Soviet Russia…Syberya picks up you!
wel i hoeps der wil at leas be sum vokda imvolvd
Iz Syberya kyewt? I needz date.
bak off hez myn!!!
I doesn’t gets it.
Gremlins? Teh movee? Mogwhy good + water = BAD! Pleh!
not. funny.
what, you’re not funny? yes, we feel for you. rly.
Woohoo…way to go, Stend!
Do you and crazyOldLady have a text thing going?
Y’know, if u stare into thoes eyes long enuf, u get a liddl dizzy ….. whoaaaa….
dat behbeh’s eyez r soooooo belueeee almoost white. Purdy behbeh
if it looks like a mogwai, is cute like a mogwai, turns into a monster if it eats after midnight… and is deathly afraid of teh waters.
then IT AR A CAT.
it all adz up!
wy cant i gets
jus one kitts
wy cant i gets
jus one kitts
mabey sumtings
i nots can mis
but i luks at dem earz
an i needs me dis
(poligees to Violol Fems)
Whin I’m walkin I startz ta talkin an I’m so strung ooouuutt.
mah aiz iz-a whyt
an in a sertin liet
dey seems tu bugs riyt owt
lemme go myow
lyka wiskar in teh sun…
ROTFL
I used to sing that song to PEACHES The Catburger
LET ME GO ONNNNNNNN
LIKE A PEACHY IN THE SUN
LET ME GO ON-NN-NN
MR PEACH I KNOW YOU’RE THE ONE
Btw, one of his many nicknames was Sunshine Boy.
He was always so beautimous in the sun.
Iz gud yu haz happee memry.
I hope you got Cat
I hope you got really Cat
Maybe it has something to do with luck?
wy can’t i gets
jus’ one cats
wy can’t i gets
jus’ one cats
his eyes is bigs
his face is flats -
but something jus’ make me wanna
snorgle thats!
But Teho, you has “one kitts”! You haz the bestest… little Rikki!
yez i can has three! an Rikki eben luk lyk dis one!
difrint earz tho. hehe.
rikki be bery bery cyoot
what’s wif all da violet feme reference?!? Kitteh + Mogwhy = violent femes? NO!
cos it al ads up! see wut u gots noew?
BRIGHT LIGHT!!
(Oh, wait, iz jus sunshine…)
That is PROOF that a cat, regardless of its resemblance to Gizmo, can never be a Mogwai.
As said once in either a 9 Chickweed Lane comic or a Rose is Rose comic (I don’t remember which, but both have kittehs and I read them daily), “beams of sunlight spontaneously generate cats.”
Then kittehs = teh ANTI-MAWGWHYS!!!
Taht wud be Rose, TC….love dem sunbeamz!
they put ‘em in japanese machinery……
Mogwai not for sell…..
Who you callin Mugwhy? Kiss ma hrbalz.
Did u say Ugwhy?! I iz insensed. Maybee even upset. Don mayke me madz, sumetimes dat maykes me luk diffrent, u noes. I not sees it myself, but othurs has sed dat I getz skeery wen I getz mad.
Oh, iz dat a mogwhy? Is DAT wat u sed?
nebberminds.
U soooooo quack me up!!!! I needed da lol!
Y, fankoo so muches. I duz my liddle best to keeps ppls amuzed. It amuzes me, too.
Duz ennybuddy no y my wordpress avatar shows up as dese goofy ? marks insted of dah byootiful kitteh pic that I uploaded?
Can I haz fix pls?
Ha! It showed up now. nebbermind.
woah.. lovin FreakehKitteh’s glowin white aiyes…
Gawd noes Y this kitteh remines me of Janet Reno?
is coz u crazey.
i shud no.
Kitteh is much moar purrrrtiful den Janet.
damit!
Ohhhh, Bradddddd. . .
ROCKY!
dat wud be the “and stay out” squrl?
k. so da sho of geologicalz pix winz over karit top?
(askted wif many hopez).
Ah no Iz no crazey. Mebbe u haz crazey?
Annie, posting sima tanesly. I dk y, but I liek and-stay-out squrl (Rocky).
Iz loneley, tho. Needz Janet.
Mebe Monicat Meowinski? She lykes nuts………….
O
M
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LOL!
tankewevrymush
lol annie, u eez teh win!
Annie — wuz tryin to gets sumwun to sez “DR SCOTT!!”
buts i gess we dun dat one alredys
WHEW HEW!!! MY FURST WINS!!!! YAY! HAPPY DANCE!!!
I was thinking phyllis diller – maybe zsa zsa
HaHa Yess! Phylis Diller.
So howz can kitteh has resemblants to BOTH Phylis and Janet? Muss be da harbls.
dis confuusis meh
As in, Ballzy Wimminz?
(meebe jus not funneh).
“disiz larss tyme i saiz dis! doan be started car wen iz chekkinn yuor muffleing nd exhorst pyps!!1!”
fr ate hundreth tiem:
“UR DOIN IT RONG”
“cuz nex tiem, I stick nanna up dere”. muffleing and exhorts pyps, i meenz.
want. himmie. kittun. NOW.
himz costs lottsa postages i betz
taek long time to typ “elevenhousecats”
no kitting. and who wants to habe to keep changing dere screen name and emeow addys, enyway?
Send himz Federal Catxpress
MOGWHY FEAR SATAN!!!
Ultraviolence. Iz bad for me cozzies.
He’s not a Mogwai, he’s a Moggy.
but, but, but……..kitteh you mogwhy!
HAY –
whut yu meen wit da shavin ting???
dat NOT funee… Mez fuffy n kyut an eye kn hippotyz yu…
NO SHAVIN – K???
i is plotting to drive tacktor into ur living roomz.
(Gremlins movie reference. Go see the movie already!!)
Is safe to feed after midnite.
Do yu notis yor eyes iz dilated, sir
Hab u bin drinkin?
Stip out ov da car, pleeze…
No offiser. I ulwayz luk liek dis. An tawk liek dis. Srsly. Not az fink az u drunk I iz!!
What I could never figure out about the mogwais…the ‘never feed after midnight ‘ thing. I mean, HOW LONG after midnight? When does it stop being ‘after midnight’? Dawn? And also…it is always midnight SOMEWHERE…
I think about this WAY too much.
Also…that kitty is BEAUTIFUL!
Dam logik fuxes wit mah persepshuns everee time!!
de do do do, de da da da
is al i wants tu sez tu miewww
evry step you take
evry move you make
i’ll be watchn u
wit my rly big eyz
gremlins always scared me. this kitty doesn’t
i had a cat like this when i was a kid, he was always causing sparks with the static!
kiti eyez mayk meh finks of feesh. dis mayk me crazee?
I’s kitteh svengali,
looook into mai eyeeeeeeeeeeeezzz
Looook unto my ayez….Go forth n bai cheezeburgerz
Dood – cn I borrah ur eer-hayr-clippy-thingy? Kthnx
U R wrong
I hab fir Owls hab fedders
I no are mogwhy….I can has cheezburger after midnite!
But no water plzkthx.
Ize shockt and dsgustd bai yore assumpshun dat Ize mogwai!
Too Cute!! :0)
no no no i am not mogwhy!
its acctually a persian
Cool! bu y usay dat i is 1? CURESES!XD XD XD!!!!!!!!!
dis is lol onry makes sense if u smart. overwise iz jus not dat phunny