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<lolcat align="right">


<lolcat align=”right”>

</lolcat>

photo: cuteoverload.com
capped and submitted by: Chris

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.

 
  1. BonzoGal says:

    Kitns!!!

  2. Cat Skyfire says:

    Bad kittehs! I todja ta centah! Centah!

  3. BonzoGal says:

    lol, dangnabit, my fake ” ” code didn’t show up…

  4. Kevin says:

    Classic!

  5. divageek says:

    *sigh* nao is left insted of raht, everbuddy moov.

    is page can be finisheded soon? kthxbai

  6. Allergic2Kitties says:

    Must resist kewt kittehs….must resist….
    resistance is futile…
    skritch skritch skritch…
    ah choo!! **rubs eyes**

    ’scuse me, must shower and change clothes, I couldn’t resist kewt kittehs and now I can’t breathe….I’m allergic doncha know….

    • divageek says:

      awwwh. best fing abowt kittah pics is they not caws allarjees. you has mai sympathees.

      • Allergic2Kitties says:

        Yes, but kewt kitteh pixurs mak me want to pet/skritch my own kitteh…I sent teh kid owtside ta do et. Kitteh is now a hapie kitteh. Kitteh’s name is OC…Outside Cat….

    • edizzle says:

      I know! I’m allergic to kittkes too and I can’t help but pet mine all the time.

      I wash my hands at least 20 times a day.

      • Po'zPplMa says:

        I R weeeeekz wit wantz!! omyg!! Already hab one allergy machine that insists on sleepin wit me,, Now deese lil’ loldolls shows up!! Halp!!

  7. Genevieve says:

    Brilliant caption! Good god, you know you’re a total nerd when you find this caption absolutely hilar. ^^

  8. LOLbabes says:

    I’d have said something more like:

    div class=”lolcat” style=”float: right;”

    …but I think that just means I’m an even bigger nerd than everyone else who thought this one was funny.

    Anyway, nice work, Chris.

  9. drayneo says:

    saw it in the voting process…

    IT PWNS

  10. tacocat says:

    I do love me some organized cats. I must try HTML on my cats at home!!

  11. Barbara E. says:

    Kittehs obey HTML??!! Must figure out real world appliCATions. But must feed, groom & scoop first. Kittehs insist.

  12. LAYGO says:

    WINNAR! WYSIWYG OR HAND?

  13. LAYGO says:

    KITTEH PYULE!

  14. sleepys says:

    kittehs be seein teh transformurrs sneek prevoo. they now will dominait teh world as thay unite az 1 bid meggakitteh!

    tehy will be ur noo masturs, an u will liek its!

    • Doug says:

      Kittehs look ‘pon Transformers and “peh.”

      Kittehs all ’bout teh Voltron.

      “An’ I’ll form teh head!”

      • LOLDemon says:

        Demon preefurs dah TransFomahz, but muzt ahdmit kittehz is prob’ly all ’bout teh Voltron.

        ‘cept stripey wun in da bak. He lieks Ravage.

        • InfamousQBert says:

          ‘ceptin’ for kittehs would soooo be busy wachin’ teh thunderkats ’stead of stoopid robots. :)

          (i was a voltron gal mah-self, but my best friend offered up optimus-prime as a suggestion when her parents asked what she wanted to name her new brother)

          • Tiny Cheezburger (In Memory of The Catburger) says:

            OMG
            This gave me a *snort* followed by a huge LOL

            Can you imagine a generation of kids named Do Not Want? Named by their sibs who grew up reading ICHC!!

          • LOLDemon says:

            Much winz fer yor fren.

            Yah, Thundrkats werk ulso.

            “OK, huevr getz tu rite sied uv boks furst getz tu be Panthro.”

            THUD

            (Panthro is Demon’z fayvrit.)

        • Doug says:

          Hoo wuz da cheetah robot on beest warz? Teh kittehs lub teh beest warz. :D

    • stendhalismo says:

      total win – what a visual !!! we have come for your cheezburgers !!!

  15. Martin McWhorter says:

    Should be:
    <lolcat style="align: right;">

    • ronniecat says:

      tsk tsk this not html or xhtml this LOLCATML

      like all things lolcat it follows own rulz. vry wonky.

      • Jesin says:

        Weel, thier makin a lolcode programin langwage, so y not a lolcat XML ting?

        • tenhousecats says:

          dont be gibin dem eny idears! no wayt, go ahed. keeps dem offen da streets….

          (i just sittin here coding it fur typesetting, dat OWLD stuff. where you cud put whole batches ob commands in one set ob brakets, fur heben’s sake!)

          and effury knew what an em dash was. sigh.

  16. Flartus says:

    Is a kitteh qwire…but me no thinks that teh littel wun in teh back is sings bass!

  17. subsocialite says:

    You can’t herd cats, but you can code them . . .

    Super cute :)

  18. Menopaws says:

    Dis beatz a Whitman’s Samplr bai a countree myl … i hav won of eech, plzthx? (if u doan think dis teh kyootst ting u evr see, ther sumthin rong wit u!)

  19. Tamara says:

    I no see pix, only [X]

  20. IrishUp says:

    Alrite now – evree one sez cheezburger! Great! ktnxbai

  21. DJE says:

    Eenie, meenie, miney, MO’ kittehs for MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

  22. jer says:

    I lol’d.

  23. ronniecat says:

    i gots the memo. Is this the CATscadin’ style sheets? ‘k where’s my spot?

  24. meneame.net says:

    <lolcat align="right">

    Un poco de humor, ahora en HTML, 110% friqui.

  25. Cottleston Pie says:

    >lolcomment align=”bellilaff”/lolcomment

  26. divageek says:

    OMGFTWBBQ, what a bunch of kittah-loving geeks. :) Is excellent.

  27. Pittypat says:

    Invisible Bookend.

  28. stendhalismo says:

    “OK, and now you’ll see the statue of liberty passing on the right… PLEASE !!! stay in your seats !!! do not move to the right side of the boat – THE FERRY WILL FLIP…” (blub)

    or

    “… do not leave magnet kitties near large ferrous or magnetic field generating objects, as magnet kittes may be drawn from a distance towards such objects with great force”

    ( click-click-click-click-click-click )

  29. Wow, I have been following this site for quite some time now and always laugh, but this one warrants a comment! Soooo funny!!!

  30. rslux says:

    tooooo much cuteness!!!

  31. Doug says:

    We is Kittehberus. Six headed kitteh, hoo distrak yoo so dat Cerebus kin chomps you. Den we eats ur toz. Nom nom nom nom nom.

  32. Oh, kittehs! Iff u all staiy on won syde ov teh teettur tottur it wunt goe up n duwn.

  33. Brandy says:

    That one wins all!!

  34. D.R. says:

    Silley

    Evrywun knows u kant get a buncha kats lined up

    No matter whatchu do.

    I hates it wen dey makes chanjiz to HTML…

    I has to gets noo manyual

  35. Pittypat says:

    Lil blak kitteh in middel? Iz zelig.

  36. miss foots says:

    Abandunned by the owl, the kittehs huddle together to brave stormy sea in deir widdle cardboard boat.

  37. LOLDemon says:

    “If al yer frens went over tu teh rite sied uv dah box, wud yu….?

    “Oh. Nevr u mynd.”

  38. roflcakes says:

    I rofl’d.

  39. ManekiNeko says:

    Kitties plus HTML will never not be funny. :)

  40. Mando says:

    PLZ DO NOT WANT STRIKETHROUGH IT RLY HURT LAST TIME KTHX

    • D.R. says:

      uh oh did not werkz

      sorrie :(

      • tenhousecats says:

        funny, da orijinal post made purrfect sense to me, and i thot it were hissterical.

        • D.R. says:

          I tried to make a new post, it did not show up–that’s what I meant. :(

        • Teho says:

          u so zen, 10HC

          • Annie says:

            I needz zen, I tink. Dis mornin sum fence bulders hitta gas line where I werk an we hadda evacuate the barn of us peeples and horses. Den dis afternoon we foun a bebee raccoon, and one udda patients jus happen to be a rehabber. So he went wif dem and will getz to be raized and set fwee. *Whew* What a day!

          • tenhousecats says:

            funny, zen not eber be on eny ob dem diagnostik papers.

            see, dis maykes sense to me cuz i notoryous fur sending out emeows referring to linkys dat i furget to inklude. den i has to re-emeow effury wif what i furgotted da furst tyme.

            it purrobly not a dood sine , but dis playce be da one island ob sanity in my life rite now…

  41. lynette says:

    nobudee putz baybee…baybee…baybee…baybee…baybee…baybee in da korner!

  42. Annie says:

    Now DIS is whut diz playse is awl about! Kittehs wif mucho kyootness!

  43. Adam says:

    kittehpadding = 0px

  44. Awesome. You should use stylesheets though.

  45. Kimmypage says:

    HAR-HAR
    HARDY-HAR-HAR…

    dat’s rich

    kp ;)
    lol’g

  46. gladys says:

    Yawl are beyondz teh awsum. Not sure which is funnier–da caption or da commentzes! (However, kittehz win teh cyoooote by large marjin. Yawl mite be cyoote, but ain’t NUFFIN as cyoote as dem!)

    • Melissa says:

      glaydys? whut u did wif Plain Jane? ;P I haddnt seen a comment from her in dayz….
      I’m old muther hen.

      • gladys says:

        Mummahen–I noes! I can hasn’t seen PJane neither….hope everyfing’z okay…

        • Menopaws says:

          You two are sweeter than sugar … it’s me, PJ. There’s a blogger out there who goes by Plain Jane (as opposed to PlainJane), but I thought it was confoosing … so I changed screen names. Thank you for caring! I lubs u both! U good frenz.

          • Teho says:

            [luks at hans]

            Me no paws! :(

            (de har)

            • Menopaws says:

              Teho, seldom does one find the cominbation of deranged + charming, but you manage to pull it off! Thanx, buddy!

            • tenhousecats says:

              gee, meno, deer, i’ll habe to innerduce you to my circul ob furriends–i tink we ALL match dat descripshun…. (all do rescue, fostering and transport, too. hmmmm. naw, dat can’t be it.)

  47. Annie says:

    Off topic, but we’re watching America’s Got Talent, 8:28 pm 6/12/07 and they just had the most amazing cat act! Gymnastic cats! AND, they made it through to the next round. AWESOME!!!!

    • B! says:

      ZOMG! I just saw that act! At first I was “oh, no, more doggie act”. THen he opens teh trunk and I’m all WHEEE – CATHERDING!!!

      But was waaaaay better!!!

      Last cat on hims shoulder looked like my Willem kitteh.,… but Willem wuz grey kitteh….

    • Jeanie says:

      i seed dem akrbak kittehs to! u cud tell dat dey wuz lubbin dere trainr bera bera mush. an all ob dem wuz resqded form teh shelder. it wus wonnerful! dey iz big win!

  48. Trey says:

    so much loling.

  49. david says:

    “This game is frustrating. They never give you what you need.”

  50. divageek says:

    anuthar gud fing abowt dis thred, spirit of cheezburger & lolkittahs=WIN, bad rude pplz frum yestarday=FAIL :)

  51. HUMANSLAVE says:

    ME WANT !

  52. MargeAggedon says:

    Best code evah.

  53. Melissa says:

    OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! One for eech kitteh!!!!

  54. plousia says:

    BRILLIANT!!

  55. rissa says:

    ahahahahahaha

  56. Joe Drinker says:

    IE bug > Kittens.

    They align correctly in FireFox.

    • Doug says:

      Kittehs do well wit firefox, ‘cuz fox puppehs no biet dem like dawg puppehs.

      Also, kittehs lub clint eestwood an’ his stelf jet.

      • LOLDemon says:

        Mah kittehz be on Safari. Dey enjoys seeyin teh pritee burdz an huntin wyld cheezburgerz.

        • tenhousecats says:

          cheezburgers can be vicious when dey only wounded, i been told. akshually, found da stickers dat say dat just da othfur monf — along wif da ‘killing turkeys causes winter’ ones….

  57. happyfunsmilecat says:

    #kittehs {
    border-style: cardboard-box;
    }

  58. CountChocula says:

    Seems like the tag also has a valign=”middle” to it… or was it valign=”center”? I can’t seem to recall. *shrug*

  59. euso says:

    dats bad HTML!

    Here’s teh right approach:

    #lolcats {
    float: right;
    position: relative;
    display: block;
    }

  60. Nils says:

    dis be almost lolcode, but not rly.

  61. TeeBee says:

    nao al big kitnz on left side of bed, all small kitnz on rite side! — Eriktehvikinkitten

  62. meg says:

    LOLOLOLOLWIN

  63. Mel says:

    hahahaaaaaaaaa WIN!

    “i said valign=”left”, lolweaver! dammm uuu!!”

  64. Reddcat says:

    LOL!!! YAY! HTML kittehs!!!
    don’t forget your quotations or kitty will look like a red x …lol! XD

  65. Lawlercopter says:

    i broke teh intarnet wih mah Kittenz!!!!!!!!(eleven)

    K1tten Camofawg!!

  66. mcyclops says:

    u own me a pair of shorts!!!

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  68. MidoriDixit says:

    Cuteness

    So cute I had to post!

  69. Tonage King says:

    LoL!…. wow taht is a good one

  70. Gaughwin says:

    300 COMMENTS

    THIS IS MADNESS

  71. LiLJennie says:

    brilliant. Best LOL Cat ever.

  72. joan says:

    Ling O L til i almost peed my pants!

  73. liam says:

    This is incredible. As a fellow nerd, I appreciate this to an extreme extent. My hat’s off to you!

  74. 100indecisions says:

    awww, is not showing n e moar!

  75. Lavett says:

    So, where is picture?

  76. elseatowngrrl says:

    Oh NO!!!! its gone!


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