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  1. thepetmuseum says:

    pottycat be eyeballin ur bukkit.

  2. cmerry says:

    Kitteh gotz to one n’ two
    lounjin in tha litter-loo
    som privacyplz-now
    Eh-scuze yoo!11!

  3. BonzoGal says:

    Kitn maek Tootsie-Rollz!

    • Melissa says:

      Doggeh tinks itz tootsie rollz! Corprophagy. DO NOT WANT!

      My parentz doggeh(in doggeh heven) thot kitteh wuz magick choklit factoree!

      • Menopaws says:

        Aw, jeez ….! I so do NOT want to go and make lunch now. *Gak!*

      • tenhousecats says:

        yeah, dat’s how da shelties wud taktfully tell us dey wuz out ob da goggie kibble. go grab a snak frum da litterbox and knosh on it in da middle ob da libing room. preferably when dere were guests.

  4. david says:

    “has u seen mah ladder?”

  5. sparklypoof says:

    do u mind? i’m busy in here

  6. tasha says:

    Iz okay, kitteh, I hidez mah eyez.

  7. faerieflings says:

    Itz so big, and I so widdle. How I gets in? :(

    • B! says:

      Ef U can pick me up for helps getin in, I presheyate. But no squee like HALP kitteh, or I wee on youse!

  8. mkoracer says:

    jus got on to moon, big hooge wallz made of baloo!!! sars, gnawed gonna sawluvd mystree of undarverse 4u todais!

    P.S. i seehn joo lurking at mai lzy I, sorude!

  9. gladys says:

    OK, kittehmus. Yoo go ahead and doowhatchagottadoo, den u have baff. Den come visit me an I put a big SMOO on yr little nosimus, becuz u are teh CUTEness.

  10. Xcuze meh, whire b teh shalloe end?

    I’s rilly gots 2 goe.

  11. stendhalismo says:

    “… and you wonder why I poop on your rug … ramp I need a ramp !!! “

  12. yvi-kitteh says:

    those where the days…. :)
    happycat’s toilet training days.

  13. Valandar says:

    I iz appauled! Yu wants me to do da tings in fron’ of evverboddy? No wai!

  14. Shortcake says:

    Did peep. I can has prize now?

  15. Menopaws says:

    Teeny kitteh giv teh teeny poops, followd by teh “silent meow.” Wait for it … here it come …. *meow.* Awwwww…..

    • CrazyOldLady says:

      Hey, das rite….I memmer dat….why dey do dat???? Allus wonderd bout dat.

    • mjfrombuffalo says:

      My cat’s been on antibiotics for about forever, and they give him a little bit of growly-belly, so he cries just before he uses the litterbox. Then he runs out and leaves his uncovered stinkypoos and WE cry from the smell!

  16. Mystique says:

    Gyant sahnd bukkit has me!

  17. D.R. says:

    Hey, hey, hey! Occupado, cant yu tells? I gotta gets me one of’em sines they has in’a areplain bafrooms. Crimonee.

  18. Brian says:

    This kitteh is so cute he almost looks fake!

    Anyway quick story. I have a cat named Shiva. When she goes #2 she never covers it up. Instead of covering it with the litter, she scratches teh side of the litter box for like 5 minutes. It’s really funny. Then one of my other 2 cats covers it up for her.

    • Murphy says:

      My cat does the same thing! He NEVER covers his, just scratches the wall all around it!

      • chailash says:

        Ditto. My cat NEVER covers up, but she scratches the floor outside the litter box. So odd. Gotta love her, though.

      • Lady Ice says:

        I’m glad to see I don’t have the only goofy cat that does this…drives me nuts! cover your stinky poo, kitteh!

        • sparklypoof says:

          Not covering their poo may be a dominance function — a cat who wants to claim the territory as his will not bury his excrement.

          • Yes! Mah resident kitteh, Humbert Humbert (god ress hes sole) stopped buryung hes poo whin we addid a kitten, coco chanel, to da mix. coco den tinks, “Kewl! We no bury poo hear!” an startid an uglee tradishen. Now onlee Max Factor burees becaz him is Felix Unger in de Odd Cupple.

          • InfamousQBert says:

            i think it’s about a lack of instincts/training. neither of my cats have ever covered their poos. one did the random wall/floor/anywhere scratch and one of them bolts from the box like it’s radioactive. but my roommate’s cat, who lived her first 4 months outside with a mom who taught her the “way of the world” obsessively covers and comes behind mine to cover. in fact, my boycat has started actually scratching IN the litter box and IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION of the poo! it’s an amazing feat! really!

          • Lady Ice says:

            nah, my cat isn’t a dominant sort at all. She’s just kinda … stupid. lol All my other cats bury, she just scratches around and yanks a errant sock in. I don’t get it lol

    • scarletkitty says:

      Annie does same thing–scratches teh side uv deh box. Den luks so surprized wen is nawt all covereded up. Lyke WTF, I wurked and wurked and der u still iz! How dat happin?

    • killerktb says:

      my kitty does the same thing!

      now she thinks she needs to scratch whenever she’s done with anything. so when she finishes eating, she scratches the wall/inside of litter box, finishes taking a bath … it’s endearing, but not at 4:30am.

    • Laura says:

      I thought my cat Tater tot was the only one scratches the side of the litter box to ‘cover’. We can tell whether Tater went #1 or #2 by how long he scratches.

      I don’t think it’s a dominance thing…Tater is just not that bright.

  19. Lady Ice says:

    holy crap! This looks just like a kitten we have right now and our litter box!!!

    Who’s been peepin in mah bedroomz, spyin my kittehs??

  20. Annie says:

    Can I uze yer toilet pwz? Dis gettin my pawz dirty.

  21. Melissa says:

    Ok i can’t find the lolcat pic…and I think it wuz cheez that made the comment not word for word..

    I can’t go if ur wachin..privacee plz.. Oh Gawd…now it won’t come out….

  22. Charity says:

    iz dis brudder or sister of ewwo kitteh? iz also tiny wif purty blu eyez!

    kitteh needs “NO MOLESTAR” sine 4 box leik dey hav in fancee hotelz

    • stendhalismo says:

      also “LAVESE LAS MANOS”,
      to which I’m always tempted to add “now appearing with his orchestra”

      that lavese. he’s a swell guy

  23. miss foots says:

    Hay Bloo-eye kitteh, you on rong side. Don’ poop on carpet, I don’t have a Roomba (TM).

  24. stendhalismo says:

    OK: so here’s a special kind of thinking – just logged on and looked at this pic again, a day later - first thought was “OMG kitty’s still waiting to pee? must be ready to explode !!!”

    coffee. need… coffee

  25. A Villager says:

    The carpet and litterpan crystals are the same color..

    flip a coin, kitty!!

  26. Pittypat says:

    O noes! Roomba (tmi, hee hee) be up in mai ladykitteh bizness!

  27. FLpatty says:

    I can has bukket and shovil 4 trip 2 beech?

  28. MangoFlush says:

    i fink i broekd it D:

  29. Brian says:

    You wantz kitteh-roca?

  30. D.R. says:

    Hey we outta toylit paper

    Yu shoudda warn mee

    Yu cud leeves a note er sumfing

    Stuupit publik resrooms…

  31. The Crapture says:

    on this, his first solo flight to the catbox, he was not Happycat, but ApprehensiveCat…

    • Melissa says:

      Dere iz a fist time for everyfing! Litterbocks, catnip, cheezburger, shreddin curtinz,
      Da werld is ur oysterz!

  32. simone says:

    that cs is sooooo cute it looks devisated.

  33. LOLephant. :]] says:

    Ugleh kitteh. :(


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