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Mah bukkit smells sooo good now. An iz smaller. Shud ax Aliss…..
Loozing shell gayme.
“Whirre da moussie?”
“I’s swair hes waz unner dis won.”
hehe win!
“CURSE MY LACK OF OPPOSABLE THUMBS !!!”
thppp… mebbe u trys flipin it over firs?
Doan worry … pritty soon kitteh be on teh bak, kickin at teh BUKKIT wit all fourz goin a mile a minit! WILL HAV.
nooooooo kitteh!
not kick buckit!
Kitteh needz halp frum and-stay-out squirlol.
Dat squirlol has opposable thumz, toez, everting.
good plan !!!
oooh, kitteh, we will gives you thumbs. or any thinng you want. you teh cuootest!
I wish I was a pry mayt so I can open dis. Hay Chimpy, c’mere
pry mayt! LOL!
I don’t has porblem. I can quits.
whenevar I wawntz. but I doant wanna. not yet jus onw moar time…..
its not a habit.
its cool, i feels ALIVE!
who do dat song? I heerz it on raydeeo onna sunday morninz. I likes.
K’s Choice, mah baybee. Dey singed dat soung.
Teh song is K’s Choice….I’m not an Addict.
Or mebbe, I R not Beezins teh adikt, lolz.
Oops! Tye!
(Axshualee, u wuz furst. An has funnee!)
whitney houston cat sez: BOB-BY !!! BOB-BEEEEE !!!!! git me my crackpipe !!!
I’s got da beatz. Can has moneyz?
Iz in ur kitchen steelin ur little buckit!
Completely off topic, but is anyone else absolutely terrified of the clown thing to the left??
*shudder*
Can’t look…c a n ‘ t l o o k
lil fweakee yes…
Yah, the “Promicin” ad? Iz some kinda Japanese thing designed to scare teh crap outta u? Well, it wurks!
Clowns are BAAAD. think It, Something Wicked this way Comes, Killer Clowns from Outer Space…… creep me out man
I likes the babee effanunt. I wants to write lol capshun about babee effanunt
Don’t foget that horrible stuffed clown from Poltergeist – I actually had one of those as a kid!
OMG. Dat muss b scarrung u fur lyf!
Don’t furget the evil clown from IT.
Scariest wuz teh french mime clowns in teh washer dryer commercial! When we seez that brand uf laundrees, we runs away so french mime clowns don’t grab us an take us to lost sock land!!
Iz Stephen King story? With Tim Curry (aka Dr. Frank N. Furter) as demonic clown with dagger-lik teeth? Iz skarrrrrry!
datz de one….I nevur look at klowns da same agin!!
But THE BOOK wuz much better!
Book ALWAYS better … ’speshully with Mr. King’s wurks. Like Dean Koontz, tu … Watchers!
Yes…the movie wuz good but the book is so full of awsum and win.
Yes! Menopaws…..Watchers was teh first book to get me hooked on Koontz….mainly cause I had a golden retreever mahself!
LOL – I totally read that as “evil clown from I.T.”….I’m afraids we has that in my company.
Dey ia awl evul clowns in I.T. 8-0
caerfl u. am I.T. clown mself — an i nows ur IP adres.
(srsly, u no i does)
(bofe ov dem)
SO MEEN. now alwyz lokin ovr sholder, waitin 4 stalkerz.
i not tinks i no urs tho, lunarennui… u bes on dat qte ovverlod blag also?
Pennywize! Oh noooooooo book much bettar dan muvie.
An teh band mutch bettur dan teh buk.
Does say “Cosmic Catnip?” Hay, that sound pritty gud! I’LL hav some, tu!
I kant beleev iz not buttur.
FTW! lol!
Dangit wass da problims? Oh i see… is upsidedowns!
i has fail
Kittehs wif thumbs could rule da worlold!
kitteh needs some evil lotion to become higher life form wit opposable tums.
NOT MAEK ME SING LOSHIN SONG AGENS!
DO NOT WANT loshin song agens!
cept wut if it wuz lolshins… o nevr minds.
i has a siknes.
Kittehs awreddy rule da worlold. Don need thumbz. Dey gotz obeedeint pry mayts to do da thumb stuff FOR dem.
Sunnye kitteh HAS da thumbs and she wone do a TING to help me owt wound da houze. ‘Course, she’d opn herz own kittehfood canz if she figgered it owt!
Junkee kitteh needz his fix. An innerveshun.
Poor kitteh. He needz sum halp!
Me thinks he haz a spidey under thar. Dats what I do wif em, then I slide de paper under and let em outsidez!
Cats meow out of angst
“Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!
We could break so much”
from http://www.nanceestar.com/CatHaiku.html
OMG … i laffed til i cried … srsly! Gotta email that one to all an sundry!
Makes me think of that old Beggin Strips commercial, only for kitties:
“Catnip? Catnip?? CATNIP??? WHERE?! In that tub? What’s it say? I CANT READ!!!”
Ha! Win!
tho a cat would never ever admit any such shortcoming as illiteracy.
no way….him allus tell his friens “Illiteraacy???? Nope…my parentz wus marreed!”
Good point – instead of “I CAN’T READ!!” a cat would probably say “READ IT FOR ME, STOOPID HOOMAN!!!!”
k kidz catnipz nootrishus…ur welcom.
“quik the gray is lava! stand on the catnipz!”
My STASH….I NEEDS It!
DO WANT!
i has cots the spida!
LOL! Gimme a card to put unner so I canz fro it outside!!!
Nooooo!!! kils teh spida!! mite bite
do not want!
I has a bukkit, and it iz full of win and awsm!!!!111!!! i noes it!!!11!!!1 I can use mah teef too pry it opens, yessssssss………..
u needz dis kitteh
I think I’d be a little afraid of a cat like that. And he looks like he knows something we don’t, which is probably the case! I SCARED!
No be scared. He prolly nice lyke Sunnye kitteh. Ernest Hemmingway had polydactyl kittehs.
hehe
tanks fr CO props, zeb
even-cowgirlz-get-da-bloos kitteh!
My own….MY PRESHUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
omg i on ceilin! this stuf iz GR8!!1
=o
I has teh same kitteh nep!
U IZ STAKKER CAT.
I gots ta reed th’ instruckshins
How doo dis??? Smll nummy, not can fynd IN…
Mebbe if I does DIS way wif myn ed — UGH – STYL cn’t no fynd IN
Eye jes lay dun an breev dyp — MMMMMMMM
Mahn…dis photo bukkit sux!!
NUBBINS!!!!!!! NUBBINS, U HAZ TEH FAMUS!!!
Hey, who’s cat is this?! My cat looks EXACTLY like that. Same exact markings and same exact color.
jus coz i stawls it duznt meen u cant help mee!