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Go away, or I shall be forced to taunt you a second time..
Hahaha, Win!
ARTHUR:
He is the keeper of the Bridge of Death. He asks each traveller five questions–
GALAHAD:
Three questions.
ARTHUR:
Three questions. He who answers the five questions–
GALAHAD:
Three questions.
ARTHUR:
Three questions may cross in safety.
KEEPER: Stop! What is your name?
GALAHAD: Sir Galahad of Camelot.
KEEPER: What is your quest?
GALAHAD: I seek the Holy Grail.
KEEPER: What is your favorite color?
GALAHAD: Blue. No yel– Auuuuuuuugh!
Sowwy – hadda b dun.
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!
I fart in your general direction.
Squirrlol guarding Castle Anthrax, on teh lookout for the Knights who say “Ni”
It’s just a flesh wound!
siir robin bravely ran away…
an der wuz mush rejoysing
It putz teh lotion into teh . . .
oh stop it. not funneh.
hose ! hose ! hose !
actually, is kinda funny
…little funny cause now I thinking of squirrel being knocked off fence w/ spray from hose
HAI STOP DAT !!! (blurb)
lookit: Squirrel obstacle course videos
http://www.boingboing.net/2007/03/14/squirrel_obstacle_co.html
“it’s a little bit funny
“this lotiony hide…”
Teho…yu a sic puppy…(**snort**)…but I LOLZ anniwayz
i not puppeh!
rest is ok.
sorry…just a finger of speech
btw is very dificult nots to keep writing horibul song
speshly wen ryms can be “runny” an “slide”
nowutimeen
My huzby did it wif a sooper soaker (bird feeder repeller)….but it wuz reellie hot an the lil friggerz LOVED IT! I wish I had it on video….goofi skweerlz sittin in da tree gettin hosed. Ahhhhh.
we has a brd feeder on r balcony, and the lolskwerls would jump on top and GNOM GNOM GNOM (gnom is “gnaw”) a HUGE hole in teh side so they could fit ther fat fluffy behinds in to the feeder to eat in comfort. but i loves them. i watch them any chance i get.
‘Ello neighbor, have you seen my new rhododendrons, they are lovely, yees?
Will you just LOOK at his left paw! The knuckles are killing me.
loveeely lolskwerl! we squeezes his lovely fat tummy
Git awf mah propertay!
GET OFF MAH LONNNNN!
You whippersnappers, I’ll get you and UR little dog, too. *shakes little tiny cane over his head*
You shall not pass!
[sigh]
okays. i goes bak tu shadow.
WIN
G’damn kidses, alluponz mah lawnz!
Yays! Bannoch reappears! Where you beens?
Being unemployed, mostly… But that should soon be corrected.
Job searching is serious business! XP
jus rememer, every seriouz search rekwirez so light comic releef naow and then!
c’mon, dood! we gotsa keg behind old man jenkins’s grave stone!
Are you the gatekeeper?
i cans be keymastr
R u a god??
depenz on hoo yu ax!!
wel in Kansass dey teech me in syanse clas now
When somewun axes “R u a god”, YOU SAY YES!
Awww nutz….
needs moar cats plz
i fink squirlol wud nots agree wit u
Heyyy baby….wanna come up and see my nuts?
Sry meester McCallister…we no go onz you lawn no more…grumpeh grampy squirrels…pleh!
secret sqrl – where is morocco mole
I think should be tag ’squirrlol’ not ‘lolsquirrel’
SQUIRLOL has is total win
wurks for us! Squirelol it is!
winwinwin
yesh. liek squirrlol bettah.
Is hard to pranounse.
i has silooshin: jus tyeps it.
Go away or I shall pelt you with mah bullistic akernz liek my fren Foamy!
LOL
don’t forget pillz-e
i goes to hel but ma faev iz stil teh jiglybutt.
WHO WROET DIS SCRIP??
naw, foamy stabz u in i wif hot french freiz…
Akchlly Foamy stabz u with biscotti…but only if u werks 4 starbukz.
Wherz my creemy-cheezy bagel dammit!
Enormous arrow, invisible bow.
OK: so 20 years ago, was on a family vacation in canada and we had pulled off into a scenic view area in a valley – lush, grassy, beautiful wooded mountains rising on either side, etc. naturally, I ran off into the bushes to get stoned. came back, and was sitting in the green grass near some bushes completely baked with my sister (who wasn’t and didn’t know) playing cards, enjoying it, when she makes a gesture there’s something behind me
there were fat canadian squirrels all around us with tourists feeding them so I wasn’t surprised to see one there, coming at me from under a bush – except that this one had somehow lost an eye which was now an oozing black gap, and because it had lost an eye the tourists had been pumping it full of nuts, so basically what I turned around to in my completely baked state was this lurching, obese ground squirrel – minus an eye and coming right for me
ever feel like you’re starring in your own personal horror movie, which is happening only to you and no one around you? I was sitting in the grass, heart racing, looking at this thing which was still coming at me because now we had made eye contact and it thought I had nuts for it, trying to maintain and not get busted but about to jump out of my skin – finally I jumped up and just ran. when I looked back the squirrel was looking at me like “dude, WTF ?”
Haaay, I think I scored some of that dope, too! Whoa … heavy, man! LMAO … dude!
Maybe he dropped his eyepatch?
Can’t… breathe… laughing… too… hard…
ROFL, Stendhalismo… best story of the week.
Nightmare dude. Reminds me of the time I was pursued by a racoon working for the DEA in Isla Vista, California (when I was a student at UCSB).
These animals have ways of making you talk!
much funeee!!!!1! WIN!!!!1!
Curses! Spat coffee all over me screen… Thanks for the awesome story!
Dood….where kan I get sum of dat stuf? On sekund thot….nebber mind!!!
Yeah dude WTF? If saw that an i was high…..I prolly wudda screamed
20 yrs ago Yeeeaaahhh rite. wuz lasterday. no foolin us! whatr U doin in Canada?
(70’s show ref. from da gratest stoner alive!!!1)
we breeds dem lik dat in Canadia just to scarez u
Maybe he just wanted to share ur drugz?
OOOOOOO. I is skeered of Gard Skwirl.
Hims got my Rotweiler/pitbull mix cowering in his traks
I went to Williamsburg, VA once to tour the colonial section. Had a skwerl actually eat a piece of poundcake out of my hand. Was very cute. Wish I had a pichur of it:(
I live thirty minutes from there.
Psst! Hey Buddy. Now that Jericho is back on the air, any chance I can has my nuts back?
Stendhalismo, you totally SLAY me. So funny.
AHAHAHAHAHA! Awsum.
No, password iz not Bullwinkle.
Haha! Rocky Squirrlol … luvd that ‘toon. ‘membr Boris ‘n Natasha usd to acktooly say “Mousse an Squirrlol” … waz it Bullwinkle J. Moose or Rocket J. Squirrel?… gawd, iz a beetch gettin old… iz today Caturday? No? Crap ….
Ha! Yes, wuz Moosse an Squirrlol…Me luv watchin Moosse pull a wabbit out of hiz hat.
Yeah, but mai favorite wuz teh Fraktured Fairie Tails!
“dang kids, stealin’ mah apples!” (shakes tiny fist)
I hates skwerlz. Evil beasties, out to get me
Old Man Squirrel’s particular about his nuts.
Uz comes bak rownd heer agin an I bownce akorn off-a yr hed so hard, it
nok u into next weeks. An don u forgits it, neether. rly. srsly. I meens it!
i beleevs u …. i outta here!!! “…nok u into next weeks” hahahahahaha!
giv ‘em hell, Scarlett!
Skwerl pleez!!
Sorri, we iz clozed. Moos out frunt shuld hav told yu.
Oh yeah, iz Wally Wurld!! FTW!
Did someone say “needs more nuts”?
Here ya go!
Oops; nope, someone said needs more CATS and I read it wrong.
Anyway, the “squirrel” (I think it’s a prairie dog actually) in that link has nuts a’plenty.
OMG … hav seen that before, but it’s such a riot. How does that little dude walk, forget RUN?! Damn, that’s some sack!
DUDE!!!
Its a ninja squirrel BEWARE!
My nuts. Let me show you them.
I’z gunna get fiyrd for laffin’ at dis capshin. FTW!!!11!!
I’z still laffin at dis. I hear dis low mayl Spahneesh voiz doeeng eeet. “Leh meee sho yew dem….”
omg dis so stoopid but i laffs so hard
Srsly. Every time I think I’m done laughing at this, I think of another way it’s funny. Jesse C en fuego!
Unless you has peanuts, gets off mah propertee
wy i now tinks of capn jack sparrlol?
*blam* MY PEANUT!!
Btw, did you know that if you give a skwirl a grape, it will peel it before eating it? ;D
I giv a skeril a grape himz name Deek. He spit owt. PLEH. shook hed like WTF?! He wilds skwril wud takes peenutz outa u handz.
Dood I wuld SO not be messin wit ths skirrel! Hez a badazs.
Invisible Moose!
Yoo got a problem, bub?
I can has peanut butter & Nutella sammich?
Ooohhh… now I hongree… need to go get some o’dat. nom nom nom nom
Dis here MAH YARDZ! Dese here MAH ACORMZ! Got it peenky? GOOD!
Damn papparattzi! Gimme dat camera! Can’t a squirlol getta nut widdout the hol wurld noen bout it?
Bob Dole skarl not amoozed!!
NOBODY gets to see the wizard, not nobody. not nohow!!!
An so I sez to Madge, “Madge,” I sez…
Keep off the grass plzthx.
Teh monsterz almost through are gate!!!
that looks like the squirrel in st james park london….
or it coule be any squirrel…
Lol! Hillarious! I love it because he DOES have that pose
Eh eh, I put this here fence up back in 41. Damn fine work if I say so myself.
wts wit all dehm monty python jokes(lol i liked skwerl!)
e look like a kraby old man dat lives across de street from by to me.
it putz teh lotion in my fur!