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I has dirtee mindz. needz halp
OH hai…Why iz i in bedz wif dis doll?
WHY U FINK! KNOCK FIRST……..*sheesh*
no,no, ‘Lissa…dat not blo-up kitteh!!!
HAH! if it were…blo-up kitteh ….Mental piktur of kitteh it da froes of paishun..ehn ehn ehn POP! AAAIIIIEEEE!
So kitteh gits hus fweak on wif stuff kitteh.
Kitteh has needz……..
Mebbeh he jus pwactice smoochies?
Himz hur-doll wuld no go POP iff kitteh yoosed hiz skritchin post 1st. Jus sayin.
Mah Kismet, she has dis stufd frawg she be luvvin on. Mossly she juz paw-paws and likkysmoochiz.
She purrrrrrrrrrrz when she luvin’ on PinkyFrawg. LOL.
Um, hay dude, you didn’t see the necktie hangin’ on the door?
Mah frenz kitteh haz a froggi toy he lyks to git it awn wit.
*Kew sexeh myuzik*
(Yeah, I kno, EW.)
ma possee ish betta than yours
Kitteh sirtenly luks schmug abbou sumpin’, datz fur sur.
I can has REAL kitteh fren sumday? ROWR ROWR!!
Yeah…kittehs r like tater chips….no can no haf jus wun!!!
gud newz! it r washables!
WIN!!!!1! BURGERZ!!!
he my furriend. do not laff, you hurt himz feelings.
Dis yoosed to bee a hole kitteh but I eated it.
is wedding rehersull
okey yu plays justiss ov peese
Dis owerz ‘gagemint foto. We puts it in big frayme, all da guezts at teh weddingz syne it, kthx. We iz happy togethur, u no juge us, we’z in luvz!!!!!11!!!
morris is senil in old ag
tinks doll is real kitteh
I had one of those “looks like me” dolls when I was little.
dead eyes, too-perfect hair, one evil tooth menacing from beneath the rock hard grin.
She was just like me!!
OMG!! My Friend had one, and when I spent the night she had to put that doll in the closet. U wud wake up to go to potty…and it STARED at you. Friggin freaky.
Um. Melissa. Why were you goin’ potty in the closet?
(How wuz da fambly reyoonyun?)
fambly reyoonyun vary nice. did not has as manee fambly memberz az usual(moar yumme foodz foar meeee)…K since ur axin…
my daddeh is 74. he phunnie. He lub bein center of ‘tenshun. I give him an his first cusin boxer shawrtz wif flamez on ‘em for Chismas. My Momma take pikshur of my daddeh an himz cuz wif boxers on ovver dere clotheses.( not at ‘union.) Anovver cuz has pic blown up wif capshun, “these are your realtives”! OMG I almost peed my pants. My daddeh is a LOLDAD!!! My fambly is lotsa fun.
*SUPERLOL*
Heheh. Water closet. Yeah. That’s it.
Dudn’t seem lyke dere’z alot of reference here to your potty habits? pottying in closet, peein your pants at reyoonyun…..skewy, vry skewy.
(Just kiddin’ u)
DAAAMmmmmn those dolls were freaky. Now I know exactly what B of E looks like!!! o.O!
Dis mai fren. Fren gud, lissen reel gud. Fren not taykmah fud, not steel mah toyz, not attak me when I sleepz. Best fren evr.
Jus lyke kittehs foar da hoomins. good frens. ‘cept sometymes (k…lossa tymes) mah kittehs be stealin mah fud. sokay, I forgives them.
i iz famous aktor, this iz mah stumt double so iz do not get hurted… he also do booty shots so no one sees my harbals.
Iz harbl stand-in? LOL
Taek freeke ting from kitteh, throe away, nevr speek uv. k? Cheezburger insted. nom.
Forget cheezburger, I is to nom on kitteh! Him is TEH HANDSOME. (Much like The Catburger, in fact!)
Power-Puff kitteh. Saved werld b4 bedtime.
oooer…
hay, dont be laffin at mah liddel broader! i has to protects it (cova ya eers, buddeh) — heem a liddel slow. but hee da bestest bro evah!
Is this an oblique reference to fakecat?
“mah fren did has axedent an neededz teh plastki surgree, so doan laff”
We r purrrrfect match, no?
Dat not real doll. Dat iz creepy pod-person (pod-cat?) like frum “Invasion of the Body Snatchers”. Don’t turn your back on it, kitteh!
Dat movee totalee freek me out az a kid! Wen the pod peepl start to chang into peepl peepl … ewwwwww! So, wud kitteh be pod-puddy? Ewwwww!
Dat’s one moovie dat scarded me to tha core! Daont sleepz wif hoomin pod-puddy! ‘member at end of da moovie? Da dog-bum? do not want.
omg, realdolls r soooo nasty! check out http://www.realdoll.com is f-ing yuck! but hey if thats yer thing… who am i to judge!
Pleh! I’m not even goin past the first page!
I hear ya, Annie!
For guys that always lusted after their sister’s Barbie, that’s the site … CREEPY, to the max!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I better not show it to my brother, then …
He used to bite the FEET on my Barbies
For rich boyz who always wanted Ms. Perfect….
Here ya go. She a dolly. If u want perfect everything, u gotta put up with havings no pulse.
Me: “pleh”.
the ppl on HBO on RealSex thought it was fun tho. *shrugs*
Si-meeze Twin Cat says…
Nofing will evar come beetween us.
Aw! LolFakecat lurves Cheezburgar LolCat!
It are twu wuv.
Huzzah for Cheezburgar!!
Huzzah for (http://)Fakecat(.wordpress.com)!!
This are gud thred. I are approv.
dis are mah homee. we getz cheezburger togethur.
He are mah wingman.
Anover WIN! Dat’s cute.
Did anyone see “America’s Next Greatest Inventor” (or whatever it’s called)? The guy with the stuffed therapy buddy is back from last season. It looks like a cross between a “Blue Man” and a Smurf. AND then it whispers out “Everything is going to be alright”. But the voice that is recorded is creepy NOT soothing. He actually got 3 out of the 4 needed to go to the next level. Sheesh.
No, but ur description is so funny I’ll have to chek it out! Ah, America … what a concept!
Yess i seen it. i can has nitemare?
ROFL…. I love that show. And the therapy doll scared me last year, but now he’s brought back a therapy babydoll to be with the mommy and daddy doll. I think it’s a riot. Don’t think he’ll win the competition, but bet my bottom dollar that some company will finance him and he will make a million bucks. Everyone is going to want a therapy doll… they’ll be like cabbage patch kids or tickle me elmo.
How abowt a therapy doll FOR yur Crabbage Patch Kidz?????
I uze dis wen I sneek out at nite. Mom nevar know it not me!
U peeple needz ta stop wif makin me haf memorees I feelz i needz to yak ayk ayk about! i did it wif a sweepin bag an a rubber hand! Onna couch, ’bout 1978, putz pillowz in bag, stickz hand out, momma come inna den..missy come to bedz. Grabz hand…..Gwounded long time. i thot I wuz smart at 14. Nope.
U bot few sekindz. Tehn, problee not rillee wurf it.
I wunce hid frum mah famblee fur hole ower, inna liddul space tween mah bedz an teh wall. Dey say, “Were u bin!” I say, “In mah room!” Dey laff wen dey finz out I wuz reedin in frunt of dem teh hole time dey wuz lookin fur me. I were 14 or 15.
See u did it smart way. U red. i duuno whut u red (pr0n?) but u stayed home an dinnit try some hairbrained plot ur twitty friendz talked u into. *sigh* Peer pressha sux.
I fink it wur Asimov. Mite hav bin Clarke. I r big siunce fikshun junkee. Wish I cud rite it bedder. Moslee du fannasee an horur rite now, but sf iz mah firs luv. (Along wiv kittehs.)
Ur better dan my Lexapro and Xanex, bebee!
Ummm, Melissa, wut EXAKTLY wer u doin wif a sweepin bag an a rubber hand onna cowch? U not reely say for shur. mebbe it was to sneek owt, but mebbe not.
It sownds vewy weerd to me, espeshally after we heers all bowt yr pottee habitz today. Sweepin bag and rubber hand. sownds keenky, fer shur!
K I feel i has some ‘splainin to do. I LUBS U PEEPLE! Rubber hand an sweepin bag…yes to sneeks owt. Ummmm mebbeh i needz dat drug,,,gotta go gotta go gotta go rite now! Dat dolly freaked mee I thot It wuz potty…I wuz 14! JK jk…GAWD HALP!!!
***snort!*** Scarlet…du we reely need fer her to go ther??? De potty in de kloset…I still LOL’n bout dat!
I kant tell hoo luks moar deprezd, real kitteh or puff kitteh.
Chear up, puff kitteh!
(I hates it wen ppl sez dat…)
dats zackly whut i wuz finkin’ – da artifishul kitteh be lookin bera bera sad like. his eyeses r droopin laik dey gwan 2 maik teers. piddyfull. jus piddyfull.
That is so deeply wrong…
Buy yes, funny.
Er, “but yes, funny.”
I has a decoy
i has a body double just liek real aktors
rated 5 for internet creepiness references
I can has a Snuggle Kitteh named Celeste
Since I was liddle, she’z ben the Best
Cuddler when I get tired and close my izez!
Wiffout enny “If”z, and “And”z or “Why”zez
Keepin nasty Monsters from unner da Bed
While making a cozy pillo 4 mai Kitteh Hedd!
Jack.
zOMGWTFBBQ!!!!!!eleventy111! u haz teh kitteh pr0nz!
On a scale of one to ten, I give this a 9.5!!!111
Mah buddeh, mah buddeh, wherevur ai goh, heeeeeeee gohs…
Mah buddeh, mah buddeh…
Mah buddeh an meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh
Kid sistur, kid sistur, wherevur ah goez, uuuurrr gunna goez
Kid sistur, kid sistur
Kid sistur an meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Notiss howe “mah buddeh” is like, u know a FREND, a BUDDEH all dat. Kid Sistur wuz jus dat ‘nnoyingz twerpybrat dat tagd alongz when u wuntid ta be alonez kuz she so frackingz evul. *sighs*
I can has tarrabul chyldhuud?
*GRABS THERAPY DOLL*, stomps off to room to sulk.
I HAVE THAT PLUSH CAT. SERIOUSLY.
A friend got it for me when I was in the hospital.
LOL. What was your first reaction to it (in your head, of course)
duz it come in teh kitten siez 4 my kitteh whos in NACKLA (north american cat-kitten love assoc.)
Heya! Im new on this thing, and u sound kinda funny and really cute, u a boy rite??
lotsa luv, reply bk,
Amzzzzzz
Mommy whai you putz dat meeror so closez??
i cant believe u went there
it iz cute
POOP IS COOL
THE DOII IS POOP LIKE YOU
nego ga neko ka
Does ANYBODY has any idea where I can purchase a plush cat from the same model? I had one, and I lost it in… MOntenegro. My life is not the same since :’(
actually that is a russ doll ™.
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http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=571861
omg! i have that EXCACT same doll!!!!!!!!!!! my kitteh luvs it!!!!!!!
Sorry, but this isn’t English! I HAS a real doll?! Shouldn’t you say I HAVE a real doll?!
It’s LOL Speak. It’s how lolcats spell. So instead of “Can I have a cheeseburger?” for example, a lolcat would say “I can has cheezburger?”.