It putz teh lotion into teh basket

also from: infamousQbert - the creepiest song you’ll ever hear. the lotion song(language 18+)
submitted by: jimmy
additional submissions:
“It puts the lotion on its skin”

submitted by: stephanie o.
“It rubz deh lotion on itz skin or els it getz deh hos again”

submitted by: sarah c.









It do dis wennevah is toald.
or else it getz da hoz agin!!! (kittehs hate hoz’z :()
Plz tew showz yoo my sinoosez?
It putz teh lotion into teh BUCKET!
Oh noes …. Buffalo Bill got teh nine lives, an in dis won he gotz teh BUKKIT! Noooo!!
If you are good enough - Sensei kitten will teach you to fight
Awww kitteh is playin lambz!
Miggs sez I can smell ur ktteh!
OMG….WIN!1!
OK… dis is one of my flavorite mooviez (and bookz) I will TRY to restwain mahsef!
I also off da werk i been on here all dayz can ya tell? I LUBS YALL!
K,,, Dis Kittah Ma mus be 2 oldz… tot dis moobie wz bery mch freke…n dstrbn…
wtchd 2 tms nywy….meby dis kittah ma b 2 mch freke 2>>???
bery wrisum…mst wartch agin 2 verfi….
Mph. Kitteh r not amuzd bai all this lolcatting. Vry undignifyde.
All Stellar. So. Much. Awsum.
keep deez cominz der needz to be a lolcatz version of dis video
My response!
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I have to be very careful when I am shopping, to not pay too much attention to what other people are putting in their grocery baskets. Actually, this only applies to the lotion aisle. Because if someone “puts the lotion in the basket” I *will* L O L. And then people look at me like I’m an idiot.
Once someone actually asked what was wrong with me, and I said: “Sorry, it was a Silence of the Lambs moment.” “Whut?” “You know, the lotion in the basket thing.” “I don’t get it. *thinks* OMG YEAH!!!”
Yay for this thread, it gives me SUPER CATURDAY.
oh noes, TC…now I will nevur be able to walk down the lotion aisle without LOLing at pepulz….shame on you !! I kan’t wate!
i trip de alarm
poleese comin
yu in big trubble, buddey
yu goes ta jale
A census kitteh tried to test me once…
… I nom’d his little toe pads with Fancy Feast and a nice Beaujolais!
Third picture:
Your lasercat overlords welcome ur subjugation.
it is freely and willingly given.
huh?
o NOW aye gets it! sigh…iz gettin older i gess finkin taik longer.
LOL, there is no way I could ever hope to improve on the official caps.
Song lyric makes a nifty quote in a House, M.D. fanfiction.
Sooper kreeeeeeeeeeeeepeeeeeeeee!
You were watching south park last night, weren’t you?
that south park episode aired here 1 hour ago!!!
OK, I watched the You Tube video, and it was just sick. Please, all burgers stick to posting cute LOLCats and LOlruses, and leave the creepy serial killer stuff alone. There actually *are* serial killers in the world, and glorifying this stuff helps create more of them.
DO NOT WANT!
In all seriousness.
Serial killers are created by a specific set of pathologies in their psyches, not internet memes.
FAIL
Slythwolf, I am a psychology professor, and I can tell you that both factors are involved. Yes, some people are prone to violence. But, violence in the media is also a huge factor in bringing out those tendencies in susceptible people. There’s tons of research on this. I’ll be happy to provide references on this if you want.
Kristy, I wish I could “lighten up” but when you’ve been a sexual assualt victim (like I have been), it’s just kind of hard to find a video about a man kidnapping, torturing, and killing a woman to be funny.
I’m sure some people will say that if this sort of stuff bothers me, I should just ignore it. But, ignoring violence in the media doesn’t protect you from the people who are influenced by it. I’ll bet that many of the kids killed at Columbine had tried to ignore violent video games. It didn’t stop them from being killed, did it?
Also, I DO try to avoid depictions of violence on the internet. It’s just too upsetting, given my history. But I thought a site featuring cute pictures of kittehs would be SAFE for me to look at! I honestly don’t think it’s fair to victims to post this kind of stuff here.
I come here to talk about cute kittehs (I have three of my own) and to talks kittehspeke and to finds out if the poor lolrus has found bukkit yet. I don’t WANT to talk about serious stuff — but I can’t just sit here and ignore the video link that was posted. Please, cheeseburger, that doesn’t belong on this site!
is popular culture reference to a movie that happenz 2 contain serial killerz, don’t read 2 much into it, k? kittehs bein funnee. don’t ruin the internets 4 all of us. :(((((
word.
not seeing serial killerz portrayed by kittehs will just drive it underground!!!!
cats are evil.
Judy….as an ex-victim myself, I would like to empathize with you. But, all joking aside, if I felt as you do I would probably have said something similar. However, these wonderful who visit ICHC were not trying to offend anyone! They just see the world differently-we should be happy for them to be able to be so lighthearted!
Please stay awhile and see…we are a strange and unique clique of indescribably twisted (in a good way) folk!
You just said that both factors are involved. An internet meme by itself does not a serial killer make.
Also, Columbine is a tiny bit different from SotL. I’ll leave the video game comment alone, as that’s neither here nor there.
It’s a quote from a movie, the link provides background information to the quote. Not the best choice, I’ll admit, but there it is.
The pictures of the kittehs ARE cute, and the captions fit teh pictures. I can guarantee you that the pictures were not meant to bring up bad memories for anyone, and the majority of the comments here say that the pics were funneh.
Censorship is not the answer.
Judy, I’m a Borderline personality/ sexual assault victim. I still found this hilarious, and simple fact is, I didn’t have any urge to kill, nor skin, anyone.
A reference to a pop-culture film isn’t going to make anyone wanna kill anybody. I’m sorry, but you can’t personally apply everything you see. If you do, you’ll never be anything but offended.
yes!!! ichc suppposted to be happy place. nonono post nicky stuff like this. i usually capture the lolpics and send them to frenz with the title, “look what i found on ichc”. but not with these.
most emphatically DO NOT WANT!
I agree wit u 100 %
Lighten up. This is one of the funniest cat macros I’ve ever seen.
Kittehs r serisl killrs if dey getz deh chance. Trussin me on dis oan.
O, de carnidj.
killing to eat and killing because of a mental aberration are two very different things. the killer in the movie was very sick, (mentally and image wise, YEEEECH!) like judy, i come to this site for fun and happiness and because so far it’s the one place i’ve found that is really nice. the people are nice, the captions are sweet, and the kitties are really cute. (i was bounced from an ETIQUETTE site for telling some one to be nicer, GO FIGURE!!!). i have a snake, the snake eats mice which i have to buy and feed to him. not everything in life is hearts and flowers, bug come on guys! the nastiness of that music video does not match the wonderful niceness of this site. nice is a quality that is hard to come by in this world and should not be trivialized or taken for granted. despite the fact that i have watched, (and enjoyed), silence of the lambs, it is not funny especially not like this.
I dont has a snaek.
oh, i loves mai littl snik. he is teh sweetiest snik in teh wrld. we ply medusa where he crawls trhough mai hair and won’t come down, so mai husband has to untangle meh.
I reskued a lil snake once and bringded him home for mah son….we named him “Ssssssslick”. A vury good lesson four mah kids on how to get along with and kare for uther kreatchurs….when it wus all better, we takeded him to the woods and let him go…grate fun!
“Nice”, huh? Didn’t your mother ever tell you “When you don’t have anything ‘nice’ to say, you don’t say anything at all?
I can see why the people from an etiquette site bounced you. It is obvious you have no etiquette.
Indeed, nice people are hard to come by.
no, she never said that. however, my father told me that if i was going to say anything to make sure it was true, and to not go around hurting people and grossing them out just because i could. to purposely make people uncomfortable especially in places they should be able to relax is very rude and unkind. and i defy you to tell me what wasn’t nice about what i posted above. i liked the movie, but it is not appropriate here. if i wanted to be less than nice, i would say that people who say things like “lighten up” and “don’t read to much into it” know that they have done something offensive and are trying to make those people who they hurt feel stupid. well it’s not working here. i did not like the captions and i have every right to say so. you do like them. fine. you may look at them or watch that music video as much as you like, but i find them offensive and distasteful and think that they do not fit the overall theme of this site, which is a site i like very much and visit often. you do not know me. i do not know you. i was commenting about this site and the atmosphere it projects and i do not think that you should be making unwarranted personal judgments.
kittehs kill fur fun and den goaz inna house fur som fantsy feest
been dere, got de tshirt, woar it owt.
kittehs don’t understand they’re causing pain & suffering, people do
we must stop them at once.
the people, i meant
Oh, Elvis. I am NEVER letting my cats watch SOTL again.
My cats watch TV. So what? Aldous Huxley LOVES Doctor Who–new AND classic. (Who’s Mama’s good boy, then?)
omg that gray cat is MY CAT!!!! his name is Tito and I took that picture over Easter
Now Tito a star an liv in ICHC infamy! Hooray for Tito (who is veree kyoot, btw)!
congratumalations! i hope u r not mad.
haha not mad, his picture ended up in the system when i turned him into a lolcat a few months back.
What a good pic, he looks so SMUG.
I puts teh lotion on meh! Jus don’ make me go to teh baftub. Plzktnxbai