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where r caek, dammit!?
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I seez McDonald’s label in picshur — nevermind cake, where iz cheezburger, dammit??
Catburglur meetz Hamburglur?
WIN!! Kin u bleve day had a karactur named Grimace? WTF!
grimmace my hero! cute as cooky monster
Purple, but freaky bouncy nce, NOT like scaweee barnee monter!
heheheh. funny story. ’bout 15 yrs ago i werked at a daycare….mgt. tolded us dat a Barney wuz comin to visit da chilluns. I’m in 2 yr. old room, we tells ‘em all week, Barney’s comin YAY! Lil kiddies all excited. So Friday rolls ’round…. Miss Blissa where Barney? So after nap..here come Barney. AHHHHHAHHHHH IT’S BARNEY!! Not lil Barney groopies….dem lil chilluns wuz SCARED TO DEF!! I felt for teh chillunz an cofmorted dem… but inside I wus LAFFIN MY ASS OFF!!!
HAHAHA! Grate storie!
My dotter playz Mickey Mouse at Dizzyland. Sez liddle kidz are sooo excited to meet Mickey til they ackchewlly get up close, then sum freek out.
Best story was the 3 year old who entered the room with his parents(in Mickey’s house, in ToonTown). His eyes lit up and he took three steps and then stopped
and looked way up.
Then he said in a hushed voice, “Mouse….. Mouse….. Mouse….. Big Mouse!”
I SAID WHERE R CAEK!!! Oh……dey sooprize me wif cheezburger caek. i feel ike birfday ass! Oh well…NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM BACK OFFS! IZ MAH CAEK!! NOT YOURS!!!1!!
I is greatfulz, but srsly, BACK OFF MAI CAEK!
This comment was hilarious. Thanks for making me lmao.
I tolded u no over teh hill partees! I no want everbudy to no i’s 5 yeers old nao!
wO, u iz 5? Kin u bai mee beerz?
you’d be makin dis face if you had on dis hatt too buddy! an im not tellin which birfday in which life dis is, so don’t ask.
nao DIS looks lyk da vampire kitteh!
lol!! vampayr kitteh 277 yearz ol today??
vampayr kitteh birfday! Sponsrd bai Smuckers!!!1
u means Suckers don’t u?
Dat poor hoomin fixin to be bleedin. u better put dat kitteh down.
Dat’s rite! Birfday kitteh be bringin in reinforsmints … lik Seward’s Pocket Switchkitten … THEN they bees sorree!
Switchkitten? U R friggin phunnie!
Seward getz all deh credit for dat one … ‘member teh teeny kitteh wit the BEEG claus from “Halp” … wen he growz up, this’ll be him!
Mah short term memoree is as beeg as mah peenkie toe!
wot?
I forgetted dat wuz Seward! Mah memoree sux.
or as mah dadee sed abowt r doggee wen he wuz a puppeh, “dat dog have teh attenshun span of a been!”
Git dis. Mah doctur tell meh I can has teh ADD! I sai, “Tank Cats! I not has teh stoopid! I has teh ADD!”
How manee peeple wif teh ADD does it take to screwz in a lite bulb?…………..
Wanna go kite flyin?
CBSB, I cuudnt resist. I been told I has teh ADD too. I jus goofi.
See, I gotz no excoose. I KNOW I just gots teh stoopid.
HUH? Gladi, u r so NOT stoopid … sheesh!
Hay … we ALL gotz the ADD; y’know y? Too much STIMULI … all deh tyme, 24/7 … is NOT healthee, no!
I gets so cot up in readin comments here dat I don wanna go to bed at nite! and den I cant go to sleepz after I do!!
oh hai Melissa and csbs, i gotz teh ADD too… and my memory is pretty much non existent.
i always get excited when ppl start telling me things about MY life that i cant remember.
its like a whole new world every day, lol.
Dat’s how long mah memoree is. As big as my teeny lil toe. It’s sumthin My great aunt sed.
U can’t see it, but u got me laffin … the “wot?” was the punchline to ur joke about ur memory … (sorry, still be laffin!) … Melissa, u crack me up!
huh? HAHAHAHHA!
were dere a topic to dis thread? we cant rememember back dat far.
and we not gots da add, da add gots US–at least it gots dood tayste!
effury get da notiss bout da offishul photoshoot fur da Adult ADD poster-children? mebbe iffen we put on ears and whikskers, cheezburger and tofuburger’ll put it on da furront page!
birfday kittehs teef go **SNIKT**???
quik…wher teh bandaidz??? gonna needa bunchez!
Ah saed CHEEZcaek an milk curd! ….. R u peepl DEF?!
(tantrum ensues)
No u can not has Paris Hilton tantrum! Do no good!
Wud that be ParHISS Hilton?
i’m tired ov paris hilton, the paris sheraton was better hotel
Mee too. I jus hates seein summaone wif so manee opprotoonities an privlige act like a stoopy lil ho.
At least de paris hilton near de Seine and de Eyefull Towa…. so purty on New Year’s Eve!!!
“Stoopy lil ho”…. ROTAFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!
Judge sez…”Back to jale!! Do NOT pass go….do NOT kolekt $200!”
Gives bad reporters something to do, I guess…
Wolvercat is best at what he do, and what he do is crash birfday parties!
DAWWWW…todays mah meatball’s first birfday today too…..
Happy birfday Meatball! U bees better dan hissyfit kitteh!
cuz kimmeh nos enuf to gets teh cheezburgers fer teh kitteh, not a caek.
hippo birdy, two ewes
hippo birdy two ewes
hippo birdy two meatball
hippo birdy two ewes
And Minnie Driver… Or Mandy Moore!!!!!
meatball is such a great name for a kitteh
tanks all….I calls him ‘meaty’ and ‘meatums’ too…Hims a cheezburlgr!
i’ll give hims your birfday greetins. kp
back in january i maded a birfday lolcat for mah ownz birfday. i am now shares it wif yoo. here iz mah birfday lolcat.
Meredith! Dat gud lolcat. Nyce wurk!!
how purdy! Kitteh looks so reegul.
My dotter have birfday partee 2day. I gib her dis Birfday Kitteh. Thx! I lubs it!
kyewtness to di for!
Iz good birfday lolcat. Me likee!
tuday my brozer’s 50th bd-i emailede him yoar picher for hiz hapy birfday.
LMAO! This is one of the best lolcats ever.
Happy birfday?
iz not so grate, ackshully.
Bin cellbraeten (hic) all day!
o hi it r aktully mi birfday kthx lolkitteh
Happy Birfday!! MWAH!
pu me DOWN! Don wanna be in lolcat pikshur on mi birfday
U. wif kamra. C’mere. Leetle closer, dat rite. CHOMP.
how do you gets da picture on our comment
I haz a wordpress akownt jes likes ICHC. It my wordpress ikon. U can haz 1 2 if u go 2 wordpress.com Freeeeeee!
dey addin flavor to caek.
then u has caek.
Imz so sorry. i ate it!
On mai Hedd U put a sillee Hat
I shud skratch U bad for dat!
Ebeb b4 I cud run away
Juss bekuz itz mai Birff Day
U grab me quik an liff me up hi
See Kaek an Cheezbuger… k, thx, bai!
Jack.
Jack has teh wayz wif wordz, deserv cheezburger
and a peece of birfday kake!
happee birfdeh song…ur doin it rong
Aww, Happy birfday kitteh!!1
’tis mah birfday in 1 moar day!!
Urly Happy Birfday, then! Lots of birfdays this weekend … haaaaay, we know what UR parents were doin the Septembr befor …..! *titter, tee hee*
Awwriyte, hoo ated mah gyant cheezburger kake? it mah berfdey. not yours!
Wuz gonna say:
“Dis kitteh singin happee birfday to hizself.”
…but Flartus beet me too it.
Ta hel wif caek, Ise stone outta mi mind wif ‘nip!!!!
An I haz deh munchies sumthin feerce! Gimmee deh dam kake NOW!
I’s wayrin ur birfday hat
Preetandin I has cair abowt ur sellabrashen.
akshully, kitteh not pritendin too gud…
Hat. DO NOT WANT!
Dis kitteh looks kinda like da kitteh on ma favrit birfday card:
“Buster thanked the mice for the lovely birthday party. And then he ate them”
LOL!!
Mebbe stoopid hooman is tryin ta get kitteh inside a caek so it can jomp out an dance around (I’m…a kittycat…ding!).
Kitteh obveeuslee a high kick Radeeoh Citee Moosick Hall dance kitteh!!
Cat.. ding..I’m a kittehcat an I dance dance dance an I dance dance dance!
i dunno how to maek da liknz..DAMMIT1! I r pc tard. deedadee!
mab dis b halpin???
katz *ding* am a kittehkatz, an’ I dans dans dans, an’ I dans dans dans bafroom bukkets and bounsing, ahm too sexay thx to mahself whens ahm dansing
which was derived from …
Bing! I’s a pinnygig (dans dans dans)
which is made by the same people who made …
teh pinnygig wai
Is mah birfday, I’z yowl lyk a banshy an skrach yer eyeballz owt if I’z wantz to.
Ha! I was equally happy on my 30th birfday!
Whut I wuddn give to be 30 agin…..
Dis how I’z gon feel on my birfdayz (dis Wensday, iffen u wanna buyz me prezzints or sendz me moneez). Kitteh lookz unhappeh–him gon be 37 too???
Me an kitteh go drinkin’. Get taystee bevriges an mourn teh oldnessness.
How ’bout we send u 37 cheezburgers instead? Ya old fart! (Ha .. wud LUV to be 37 again!) Happy Birthday in advance … an many moar!
Mee too! fidry sebben! ahhh yewt. Ilubs u gladys….i alreedy drainkin for u!
i has 3 mai-tai and 2 wiens awreddy. Heppy burpdaze to evverwun!!!
amen to dat! 37 wuz preet darn gud year! But, dat wazzmore dan 15 years ago ! (cue….”Meoriez…like de korners uf mai mind…….)
HAPPY BIRFDAY GLADYS (a little early, too)! Wud send yu tastee beveregez if eye kud!!
Iz u nuts? 37 is a bebeh. I be 57 in Oct. and I not too prowd to admit
it, neether. I has erned deh rite to brag, dammit! And dat’s how i feels abowt
gettin older. It is not fer wusses. But it better dan dirt sammich as far as I
knows. And I iz still havin muches of deh funz!
I haz a beer or two or…. for all uv u June birfday peeples.
My birfday in Oct. too! I be 46 but it don bodder me. Hoshpital called me dis a.m., on Caturday mind you, to let me know pathology report came back negative for “frontal globe” cancer, if you get my drift. My mom’s a cancer survivor, so dat good nuws fur me! We gots our petzez to keep us yung and buzy, too! Lyfe is good today.
I just sat heer breethin hard befor I culd even type dis to u, Annie.
I am so glad to heerz bowt yr pathology report! I haz now the teers bout it.
I has had skayres and pathologies and a close call, but my lovey wunnerful
huzband had deh cancer dis winter. We haz been sooooo luky. It was
nonhodgkins lymphoma, caught early, the curable kind. And iz now all over
except for the sumtimez checkupz. I am so happy for u!!!
awwwwwww, ur so sweet! Glad to hear ur hubby is ok nao. My mom has to go fur checkups, too. She dint get cancer til she was 80 and she just turned 89, so ‘cept for her enlarged heart and high blood pressure, she’s doing well. What a week this has been, huh!!!
Too early for a drinkie, but I raise my coffee cup and salute Scarlett, Scarlett’s hubby, Annie, Annie’s momma, an all lolfrenz and family who hav stared the Big C in the face … and WON. Outstanding! I am so happy for all of u (cancer touches many of us, for sure).
10:52 am on Sundie iz too early? Bummer. Btr put my katlua and cream away! (just kiddin. gotz iced tea)
For newzes like dat, is NEVERR too erly for drinkage. I raizes my taystee bevrige to Annie, Scarlet’shubby, Annie’s moms, an evvybuddy else hurtin’, skerred, or in need of Caturday.
Hugses to you all. (an fankoo 4 da birfday wishezez.)
i be 56 in october myownself–hee hee. just tink about it–whut wud da werld be like iffen, in our pawrents’ tiem, dey putted us to bed, den sat around and LOLd at kities and ginny pigs?
Duz the October birfdays maek us “Nacho Libras”? Sry, just cuddnt halp myself.
tenhousecats, i’ll be 56 this year, tu … u know that maeks us moar than half-way to 60 … SIXTY!!!! How teh hell did DAT happn????
Well, alls we can do iz embrac r Inner Crone … somwon describd us az Juicy Women. i likes dat!
i been embraycing my inner crone fur quite awhile now, she and i be REEL dood furriends! hee hee.
and annie, yes, you CUD have halped yurownself, but since dis is ICHC, why wud you habe wanted to, enyway?
(i may be easy, but i ain’t cheap!)
Woohoo Scarletkitty….yep, i allus tel everwun “You kan keep up wit me, THEN yu kan kall ME ‘old’”!!! I may be old, but at least I made it!! (p.s., I m trik-or-treet baby)
Kitteh is can be on My Super Sweet 16? Wif tantrumz of d00m?
wat iz bearcat? iz teh mad kitteh bearcat?
Iz free! Iz free!
No, waits. Iz four.
it’s my party
I’ll claw your eyes out if I want to…
I was tinkin’ bout dat song too. BTW, tank GAWD for peeples like you who help udder peeples find out if dey have cancer or not………
Does Stend do dat? I did not noes dat. I don know how peeples can help peeples
wit deh cansers. But must be hardest jobz of awl. But I KNOW they is angels. An
I am glad dey do wat dey do.
I’m purrty sure Stend said in one ud her commemtz dat she injex peeples with radioactive sugar to detect cancer. We really do have some wunnerful peeple here. Lotsa good hearts. All the peeps at my hospital were vry comforting to me while I had my tests done, makin sur I wuz comfurble and awl…………
Nbr hear of radioactive sugar b4. Sounds like summpin my sweet tooth mite lyke, doh! Hee Hee!!!
Mouf iz openz! Inserts caek nowz!!1
hahaha thats awesome
hey kitteh! its mah birfday today now!! happy late birfday to the kitteh!
Happy Birthday!
*BELCH!!!!!1!*
Wow, this one is freaky because it was actually posted on my birthday!
You know what, someone took my caek too, dammit!!
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lolz berfdey cat dun want hat want KAKE
The cat is really just mad.As you can tell, because its wearing a hat.OK OK OK its a little funny. huh lol.
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You know, I totally read “is mah birfday! were r crack, dammit!” Who’s with me here? anyone?
BUT TEH CAEK IS A LIE!!!
Omg teh kittehs owners is chell! =O
iz meh party
i criz if i want 2
spoilt kitteh is spoilt
lol this is so freaking cute must hug!!!