is mah birfday

where r caek, dammit!?
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I seez McDonald’s label in picshur — nevermind cake, where iz cheezburger, dammit??
Catburglur meetz Hamburglur?
WIN!! Kin u bleve day had a karactur named Grimace? WTF!
grimmace my hero! cute as cooky monster
Purple, but freaky bouncy nce, NOT like scaweee barnee monter!
heheheh. funny story. ’bout 15 yrs ago i werked at a daycare….mgt. tolded us dat a Barney wuz comin to visit da chilluns. I’m in 2 yr. old room, we tells ‘em all week, Barney’s comin YAY! Lil kiddies all excited. So Friday rolls ’round…. Miss Blissa where Barney? So after nap..here come Barney. AHHHHHAHHHHH IT’S BARNEY!! Not lil Barney groopies….dem lil chilluns wuz SCARED TO DEF!! I felt for teh chillunz an cofmorted dem… but inside I wus LAFFIN MY ASS OFF!!!
HAHAHA! Grate storie!
My dotter playz Mickey Mouse at Dizzyland. Sez liddle kidz are sooo excited to meet Mickey til they ackchewlly get up close, then sum freek out.
Best story was the 3 year old who entered the room with his parents(in Mickey’s house, in ToonTown). His eyes lit up and he took three steps and then stopped
and looked way up.
Then he said in a hushed voice, “Mouse….. Mouse….. Mouse….. Big Mouse!”
I SAID WHERE R CAEK!!! Oh……dey sooprize me wif cheezburger caek. i feel ike birfday ass! Oh well…NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM BACK OFFS! IZ MAH CAEK!! NOT YOURS!!!1!!
I is greatfulz, but srsly, BACK OFF MAI CAEK!
This comment was hilarious. Thanks for making me lmao.
I tolded u no over teh hill partees! I no want everbudy to no i’s 5 yeers old nao!
wO, u iz 5? Kin u bai mee beerz?
you’d be makin dis face if you had on dis hatt too buddy! an im not tellin which birfday in which life dis is, so don’t ask.
nao DIS looks lyk da vampire kitteh!
lol!! vampayr kitteh 277 yearz ol today??
vampayr kitteh birfday! Sponsrd bai Smuckers!!!1
u means Suckers don’t u?
Dat poor hoomin fixin to be bleedin. u better put dat kitteh down.
Dat’s rite! Birfday kitteh be bringin in reinforsmints … lik Seward’s Pocket Switchkitten … THEN they bees sorree!
Switchkitten? U R friggin phunnie!
Seward getz all deh credit for dat one … ‘member teh teeny kitteh wit the BEEG claus from “Halp” … wen he growz up, this’ll be him!
Mah short term memoree is as beeg as mah peenkie toe!
wot?
I forgetted dat wuz Seward! Mah memoree sux.
or as mah dadee sed abowt r doggee wen he wuz a puppeh, “dat dog have teh attenshun span of a been!”
Git dis. Mah doctur tell meh I can has teh ADD! I sai, “Tank Cats! I not has teh stoopid! I has teh ADD!”
How manee peeple wif teh ADD does it take to screwz in a lite bulb?…………..
Wanna go kite flyin?
CBSB, I cuudnt resist. I been told I has teh ADD too. I jus goofi.
See, I gotz no excoose. I KNOW I just gots teh stoopid.
HUH? Gladi, u r so NOT stoopid … sheesh!
Hay … we ALL gotz the ADD; y’know y? Too much STIMULI … all deh tyme, 24/7 … is NOT healthee, no!
I gets so cot up in readin comments here dat I don wanna go to bed at nite! and den I cant go to sleepz after I do!!
oh hai Melissa and csbs, i gotz teh ADD too… and my memory is pretty much non existent.
i always get excited when ppl start telling me things about MY life that i cant remember.
its like a whole new world every day, lol.
Dat’s how long mah memoree is. As big as my teeny lil toe. It’s sumthin My great aunt sed.
U can’t see it, but u got me laffin … the “wot?” was the punchline to ur joke about ur memory … (sorry, still be laffin!) … Melissa, u crack me up!
huh? HAHAHAHHA!
were dere a topic to dis thread? we cant rememember back dat far.
and we not gots da add, da add gots US–at least it gots dood tayste!
effury get da notiss bout da offishul photoshoot fur da Adult ADD poster-children? mebbe iffen we put on ears and whikskers, cheezburger and tofuburger’ll put it on da furront page!
birfday kittehs teef go **SNIKT**???
quik…wher teh bandaidz??? gonna needa bunchez!
Ah saed CHEEZcaek an milk curd! ….. R u peepl DEF?!
(tantrum ensues)
No u can not has Paris Hilton tantrum! Do no good!
Wud that be ParHISS Hilton?
i’m tired ov paris hilton, the paris sheraton was better hotel
Mee too. I jus hates seein summaone wif so manee opprotoonities an privlige act like a stoopy lil ho.
At least de paris hilton near de Seine and de Eyefull Towa…. so purty on New Year’s Eve!!!
“Stoopy lil ho”…. ROTAFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!
Judge sez…”Back to jale!! Do NOT pass go….do NOT kolekt $200!”
Gives bad reporters something to do, I guess…
Wolvercat is best at what he do, and what he do is crash birfday parties!
DAWWWW…todays mah meatball’s first birfday today too…..
Happy birfday Meatball! U bees better dan hissyfit kitteh!
cuz kimmeh nos enuf to gets teh cheezburgers fer teh kitteh, not a caek.
hippo birdy, two ewes
hippo birdy two ewes
hippo birdy two meatball
hippo birdy two ewes
And Minnie Driver… Or Mandy Moore!!!!!
meatball is such a great name for a kitteh
tanks all….I calls him ‘meaty’ and ‘meatums’ too…Hims a cheezburlgr!
i’ll give hims your birfday greetins. kp
back in january i maded a birfday lolcat for mah ownz birfday. i am now shares it wif yoo. here iz mah birfday lolcat.
Meredith! Dat gud lolcat. Nyce wurk!!
how purdy! Kitteh looks so reegul.
My dotter have birfday partee 2day. I gib her dis Birfday Kitteh. Thx! I lubs it!
kyewtness to di for!
Iz good birfday lolcat. Me likee!
tuday my brozer’s 50th bd-i emailede him yoar picher for hiz hapy birfday.
LMAO! This is one of the best lolcats ever.
Happy birfday?
iz not so grate, ackshully.
Bin cellbraeten (hic) all day!
o hi it r aktully mi birfday kthx lolkitteh