heheheh. funny story. ’bout 15 yrs ago i werked at a daycare….mgt. tolded us dat a Barney wuz comin to visit da chilluns. I’m in 2 yr. old room, we tells ‘em all week, Barney’s comin YAY! Lil kiddies all excited. So Friday rolls ’round…. Miss Blissa where Barney? So after nap..here come Barney. AHHHHHAHHHHH IT’S BARNEY!! Not lil Barney groopies….dem lil chilluns wuz SCARED TO DEF!! I felt for teh chillunz an cofmorted dem… but inside I wus LAFFIN MY ASS OFF!!!

HAHAHA! Grate storie!

My dotter playz Mickey Mouse at Dizzyland. Sez liddle kidz are sooo excited to meet Mickey til they ackchewlly get up close, then sum freek out.

Best story was the 3 year old who entered the room with his parents(in Mickey’s house, in ToonTown). His eyes lit up and he took three steps and then stopped

and looked way up.

Then he said in a hushed voice, “Mouse….. Mouse….. Mouse….. Big Mouse!”

wot?

I forgetted dat wuz Seward! Mah memoree sux.

or as mah dadee sed abowt r doggee wen he wuz a puppeh, “dat dog have teh attenshun span of a been!”

Git dis. Mah doctur tell meh I can has teh ADD! I sai, “Tank Cats! I not has teh stoopid! I has teh ADD!”

How manee peeple wif teh ADD does it take to screwz in a lite bulb?…………..

Wanna go kite flyin?

CBSB, I cuudnt resist. I been told I has teh ADD too. I jus goofi.

See, I gotz no excoose. I KNOW I just gots teh stoopid.

HUH? Gladi, u r so NOT stoopid … sheesh!

Hay … we ALL gotz the ADD; y’know y? Too much STIMULI … all deh tyme, 24/7 … is NOT healthee, no!

I gets so cot up in readin comments here dat I don wanna go to bed at nite! and den I cant go to sleepz after I do!!

oh hai Melissa and csbs, i gotz teh ADD too… and my memory is pretty much non existent.

i always get excited when ppl start telling me things about MY life that i cant remember.
its like a whole new world every day, lol.

U can’t see it, but u got me laffin … the “wot?” was the punchline to ur joke about ur memory … (sorry, still be laffin!) … Melissa, u crack me up!

huh? HAHAHAHHA!

were dere a topic to dis thread? we cant rememember back dat far.

and we not gots da add, da add gots US–at least it gots dood tayste!

effury get da notiss bout da offishul photoshoot fur da Adult ADD poster-children? mebbe iffen we put on ears and whikskers, cheezburger and tofuburger’ll put it on da furront page!

At least de paris hilton near de Seine and de Eyefull Towa…. so purty on New Year’s Eve!!!

“Stoopy lil ho”…. ROTAFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

Judge sez…”Back to jale!! Do NOT pass go….do NOT kolekt $200!”