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D’awww!
Graviteez malfunkshun!
I wanna tackle her n then put her in mah pocket.
yes we halps you kitteh. you teh cuoot.
teh othar kitteh says: whut, agin?! u r halpless…..
noes, kitteh iz doings gymnashticz! he tumblz for gold medal
it’s synchronized swimming – without the water, or the synchronization !!!
Is synchronized wif Kismet, when she malfunkshind.
LOL ess da vin da vin!11! me not sincronized neethur
Iz Boi Jorj tumbl? All tumbl fo ya all tumbl fo ya All tumbl fo ya All tumbl fo yu! Ok…ai jess datid mehself.
mah transporter
let me show u it.
oh mebbe not.
HAHAHAHA
“OMG FTW looka mah BUTT!!”
TC…yu doin ok??
TC, I just noticed the ‘other wording’ on your sign-in, I haven’t been here since last Sunday. I’m so sorry for your loss. Hugs to you. Shaun
TC – omg!
We so sorry!!! ***HUGS***
Actually, no, I’m not doing so well. I get little laughs here at Chz, but otherwise all evidence of Caturday is gone. I’m prone to depression as it is, and the loss of Peaches (aka The Catburger) has definitely put me right back in it. Chz is the only thing that gives me happies right now.
You can email me here if you wants.
Thx u for askings. That halps.
I emailed u. **HUGS**
I emailed u and forgeteed to put my name.
Dont evn kno u but — big hug — kittehs good — feel better –
plus check out the hedgies and WOODchux -=-
no body ken B said wen luk at them….
Thx, lolfrens. I lufs u.
sent u emailz, to. hopin ur plz to be feelin bettr soon.
Sorry to heer dat. Hopes u has Caturday agin soon. Mebbe fine local greef group? Dey can halps.
i didn’t realize you has no more catburger….
sadness! i am so sorry.
Gravity. Ur doin it rong.
Some buddy do some thing!
Ooh, mah smidgen-kitten did dat wen she wuz smal. Looka mee, gonna kik my own eerz off!
So the vet said, “If you really wanted to get your temperature taken, all you had to do was ask.”
Upside Down kitteh b4 pic taken: HEY Y’AWL, WATCH THIS!
Cat looking on: Mom, please tell my I’m adopted.
airline sez “In case of ‘mergency, put yer hedz b’tween yer legs
and kiss yer )ss goodbai!”
HAY! Where’s mai harbls goed?
Wait, no, I’z a gurl kitteh… nebber min
Halps! Iz fallun and I kant getz up.
Needz Lifeline buttun.
uprite kitteh sez: not tonite, i haz hed ake.
I wuz tinkin ’bout uprite kitteh mesef & fot hiz/herz espreshun sez, “Dood, dat 1 raynk fart”
mi asses, let me showz u it
Luk heer! Mai buttz is da BEST! Chek it owt!
Showin of her bawtums…
OMG bawtums I luvs it. U arz geenyus.
I finks I iz getin teh hang uv dis “walkeeng”.
Mah gorjus harbls. I shows them 2 u. Wait, whar mah harbls?
i love how indifferent and normally-posed the other cat is…
upright kitty sez
YUR DNG IT WRNG !!!
Uh uh … is Pozeshun #19 from the Katra Sutra … is doin it rite … i thinkz.
Yu can kik mai azz? O yeah? Well wtch tis! I kin kik mai OUN azz!
i lol’d
I has a yoga.
Iz da ‘salute teh harbls’ poze…vury difikult!
I has Snail Pose
I is stuck. Halp.
Dis be Plow Pose er whut?
I duz Tuk & Rol reeleez gud!
Mai name beez “Tumbleleena”
Jack.
I shink I shee a cheezburger unner here. Meybe I canz reach it dis wey…….
Brokon kitteh. Sum asembbubly rikqwierd.
kitteh has falled from teh sky
LOL all yu want, hoomins. wud liek to see YU do dis!
yakz menny tekilas fur me tu evun try!
*tries very, VERY hard not to look at the tortie and say “Kitteh Genovese Syndrome”*
*suspects it just happened anyway*
O GOD.
Yeah, that was my reaction, too.
Well, better than catching Kitty Dukakis! (That will make you drink rubbing alcohol!)
oooo… u veri veri bad…. but i in-my-head lol’d
INVISIBLE HARBLS
…..:’(
kitty broken? return to sender.
i attract broken kittehs. i loves them up.
I iz akrobat. I doez summersalt.
kitteh try do mornin ‘robics
full of fail
dont b laffin. no trai wakin agin.
HOLY CRAP! ICanHasCheezburger is linked from Yahoo’s front page article!
http://buzz.yahoo.com/buzzlog/71169/in-ur-search-box-stealing-ur-buzz
(as of 6:30pm Tokyo Time on Sunday, that is)
Yeah, and in the comments section (no, I don’t know why I bothered reading it either…) some all-caps-typing harblsack (with the charming name of slothmanure, no less) referred to us as “THE EXECRABLE ICANHASCHEEZBURGER”.
Woohoo! I’ve always wanted to be execrable!!!!
Yahoo comments sections: where brain-cells go to die.
Ditto. I had to look up what execrable meant, I will admit that. I bet they don lyke their parents, either.
Fluck the ‘tards … who needs ‘em? They should go watch Fox or clean their bathrooms with a toothbrush or something.
LOL! Very well put. However, we’re watching the Simpsons right this moment. Plz to not think to badly of me?!
Dat’s ok, Annie. Fox haz sum gud showz on, is law of averajes. But dah “news” frum der
sux da beeg wun, it do.
U absolootly rite, i meant Fox NOOS, of cours! Luv the Simpsons et al…
My husband sez Fox NOOS sux, too.
Saw this web featured at yahoo news
http://www.yahoo.com/s/601134
might wanna check it out 8D . Teh lol is in teh haus
I’m on ur bed, messin up da gravityz!
look at kitteh’s friend. She’s all WTF r u DOIN? It’s not like they were fightin or playin. Kitteh’s name shud be Spaz.
K, Goin to fambly reoonion. Keep kittehs warm for me. kthnkxlubyabuhbai.
bye Melissa…have wonerful time…we be waitin fur yu!!!!!!!
Hav fun!… Put teh “fun” bak in “dysfunction” … no, wait, that be MAI fambly! Anyhoo … u’ll be missd!
HALP STUMPY TAIL
Contortionist kitteh haz run out of flexibility.
ono! has tied miself into pretzel and can’t get out!
Xcooz me. Iz dis harblz or herblz? Gender kitteh iz havin ah crisis.
ahahahahah!!!! herblz loves it!!!
Flying on the ground is wrong!
i’s a liddl teacat, short ‘n stout … tipz me ovr an poors me out …
Get back! or i shoot!…. i skunks rite?
I iz arteest kitteh- purrspecktiv be vera, vera importanz.
HIIIII! noes u bizzee, nice to see ur comments!
HIIIIYA! ritez back, Melissa. I take break from da clayin’.
So, Shaun, u petz teh kitteh, then workz teh clay, u be Hairy Potter?
Yessa. I iz always Hairy Potter and sometimes teh kittles and puppers have most unique hair treatment between der eyes ’cause dey come beggin for teh pettin. I don’t work with porcelain because ob teh hairy sitation- dat claybody is so fine teh hair will burn out but leave the impression. Plech if you wanted smooth. And Enoki helped with some spoonrests one time- she lefted tiny pawprintz in dem. I signed teh bottem wit my mark and her name. ‘Cause she halped. Kittehs be stealin my clay tools all da timez. Bad kittehs…LOLz.
did anykitteh get dah numbr of dat truck???
I sez we seen dis pikshor befoar… iz wif same kapshin, maybe.
elf, iz maybe because we are secret cheezburger agentz?? And we sees B4 dey post?
noez. dis pikshor sez “oh snap!” and wuz poztid sevrul mumfs agoh.
Yuz rite. March 13th. Hmmm. wat up wit dat?
i posted it before?
… u has a link?
Cheez, click “oh snap” in the tag cloud.
yoga kitteh not kwite has hang of downwerd faysin dog.
Uprite kitteh, who looks like mean kitteh down da block from me, assumes meatloaf posishun
my Scooter-ma-pie kitteh is mean tortie, too. i tink itz a “breed standard”. luffs her aniewayz.
hab you all furgotten da Calico Liberation Coalition (CaLiCo) alreddy?
radical, left-paw soshul and pawlitical organazertion dedicated to World Domination by da multi-colored. classic calicos (da ones what be patches ob red and black wif white bellies “as if dey’d been dipped in a bucket ob milk”), harlequin calicos (white cats wif red and black spots), blue creams, pastel calicos (dilute be considered a pawrjerative term), torties, etc–eny kitty what shows da red and da black (wif or wifout da white) be elijible fur membership.
we gots our own chat every week, our own messij boards, our own recognishun pawshakes…… and da REEL meaning ob da phrase, NEENER NEENER NEENER be, “we’re calico, and you’re NOT!”
lacey susan, CaLiCo
Mah Homework-usurping Serenity kitteh iz membar. She iz torbie.
I no finks torties / torbies are mean by nature, just vary playful. Mah Renicat is all about teh luvz. She likes to snuggle in my tanktops and be a pouch-kiti.
–Elf
no, dey not meen–dey just KNOW dere value in dis werld, and habe da TUDE to proove it!
Ebree tortee I eber had haz (or haz had mee, rite?) had an atitood problum, but dey so kewt I can’t halp but luff dem aneewayz. Can u keepz a seekret tho? I realee, realee luffs dah kalicos. I seez one, I *must* SMOO dem.
If I SMOO Scooter, I wud need lotz n lotz of bandajes. Itz awl on her terms. We gets headbutts sumteimz, if she’s in da mude. U get a limitid number of pettins before she sais *BITE* I’m dun, don touchez me anymoar. Been lyke dat eber sinze she wuz a bebee. She’ll sit on my husband’s lap sumteimz, but data a limited teim ofer az wel.
She duz haf xcellant PURRRRRRRR tho.
My Annie kitteh luk just lyke tortie in dis picshure! Annie haz a ‘tude, too. Must be
only kitteh or not even letz u sees her! Will lay besyde me at nite in bed to be petted; will
come bak over and over thru the nite. But will not let me hold her during the day.
NO, she sez, you may NOT pik me up, never, ever, srsly. I meen it.
Try givin her meds wit an eyedropper! WOOOO that has been an xperiense, all righty.
I hab tortee name Annie tooo! She gotz long hair-can’t brush-she bitz. Can’t pet, she bitz. Can’t pick up, she bitz. Walk too close, she hitz. I lub her anyhoo, somtimz don’t know Y! She will come and talk at nite, let me pet, scratch her ears, will purr, then getz mad and leaves-witout bitin if Iz luckee. Hates all teh other kittehs in teh hous too.
Iz nu to this site, like it very very muchlies.
Welcum Erin….happee to no yu!!!
Downwerd faysin dog? I thott poschurr kitteh wuz tryeng to do wuz teh plow! Duzzn’t mattah, I guess — wuteva it suppozed to be, kitteh still dooin it rong…
oh and blankie lookz soft and cuddly
I stubbded ma toe an falled ober!
Sumtimez I wundrz how theez pics ar takin. Does teh kittehs get intoo doze puzishuns demselfs? Espeshaly tings liek teh invisible pommel horse. Did ppl thro teh kitteh thru teh air too make a picshur?
Sum uv uz asked dat same qwestion about pommel horse kitteh.
Having seen my kismet in this exact position (see “kiti haz malfunkshind” … I know they get into these positions themselves. Usually when arguing with siblings.
As for pommelhorse kitty, I think someoen threw something that kiti wanted , kiti jumped foar it, pic snapped at right time.
–Elfi
Heey there! Where U been? I haddnt seen ur name …few dayz! dis place aint da same wivout u!
I been studyings. Taykingz ov teh bottiny, studyzingz teh plantz. and teh moldz. And lerning problye wayz moar ’bout evryfingz den abowt juzt bottiny, kuz mah inztrukter, him a VARY ‘teligunt perzin and him goze off on teh tangintz foarevur, an if u lissinz, u lernz abowt evryfingz. I has lernd abowt bunni genetix, aincient-chyneez-dynastiez-artafax, mammuliun fertilitiz in da amazon baysin, why pplz finkz dat teh molds dey kommed frum anutharz planit, oh and a lil’ bit abowt bottiny.
–E
U put manee wrinkles in ur bwain. i r vaaary impressd. edjuamkashun ees good fing. You go grrl
Peace & ((((((hugz)))))
See…dat kind post proves my point to the idiod troll who wanted us to work on our literacy!! Yu go Elfi….evur time i reed bout yur skoolin, I so proud of yu!!! Keep it up…but doan fergit to visit us….like ‘Lissa sez, itz not teh same withowt yu!
performance art. kitteh putting on good show. What? oh sorry, just another example of gravity acting badly.
Cheeken Littel Kitteh sez skai iz faleeng. I duk an cuver. I sayfe.
MY BUM SEZ HAY
HAZ FALLN…KANT GET UP!
I dun noe whut happeneded, I tell u. I was a washingz of my backpaw, but then my earz got an itchee, an when I wented to scratch the itchee i din’t wanna lose which toe i wuz washing, so i kep my leg lyke….dis….an…
…U see whut happeneded. I think I no be doin’ that no morez, mebbe.
win!
kitteh on rite: you has problems dat cant be fixt
O noes… nuther kitteh falls to scoliosis.
Alternately: “I duz yoga.”
OK uprite kitteh I iz Red-D 4 ma butsecks now!
I love Yoga
Oh NOES! Cruciatus Curse! Tortie-cat-wizard is DEATH-EATER!!!!
Kitteh says – getz ur kamra ready iz going to bee tubcat!
“I can has eekwilibreeyum?”
No has cheezbargar? Kiss mah buttzes!
U does “wax on wax off” with much FAIL. Show meh “paint teh fence”…
Kidz do deh darndest thngz…
Kidz does the darndest thingz….
halp! breakdancing is breaking me.
Sorry, there was a typo on my name, Cheez, can you fix that?
I’m happy you all like it ^^
O noes – mah stablizers not workin!
Will breakdanz for cheesburger
OMG LOL KEEP EM COMING!!!
Lulz, cat rulez…. Halp says the cat the uther one says, i can i meen carnt
very good pose…..keep em on!!!
awesome…..keep doin it!!!!
coooooooooooooooooool!
I demour to post. Hide yoiur assets kitty
Dis wat happens wen kitteh tries to do yoga…
4 legs + 4 paws + tail = uber FAIL
Lol. Pilatez!!