… a Roomba(tm).
LOL. no kitteh. U needz a hole new carpets.
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Dat partee last Caturday was cat-terific. Gotz to get dis carpet kleened befores the hoomins kom hom frum dier vacashun.
Lampshade kitteh aksez: where’d evreebodeez go?
Dey awl sCATterd when da hooman komed hom. But lampshade kitteh dint see cuz of da lampshade ovar his eyes.
U needz a manee kissez an smoos from mee, kewt kitteh!
*tsk* and they say i make a mess…
Kitteh OBVEEUSLEE verreh verreh innosentz of karpit mess.
Verreh.
Kitteh have absolootely no eyedeah wot happind heer. Wuz just cat nappin. Rly.
“What the hell happened here?!!”
“Ask the dog.”
(thanx to Mr. Carlin)
smells like meat cake! YOUGURT! KUMQUAT! I lubs dat George Carlin at Carnigie.
George Carlin=absolute win-itude
poor kitteh. no oppozable thums to vacyoom wif. Roomba ™ wood make fun cat toy to chayse, tho1!
compooter printer make a good toy too. (requires ink jet with old style ribbon)
inner dialog of anya (my autistic cat):
put the mousy in the machine
push the button
watch the thingy go back and forth and back and forth and back and forth
repeat
outer dialog of her mom needing to print thesis paper:
f**k! anya jammed the printer again!
nooo, Roomba (with or without tm) skeer kitteh. Need karpet shampooooooo
OK: how do you know kitty is autistic? does she rock and spin things?
seriously – I want to know
You need to be shaved, thus removing the need for Roomba(tm)
U needz Stanlee Steemr … an a disinfecktant for ur poor kitteh butt, aftr sittin on that scurvy karpet … ewwww!
i dunno bowt dem vakewm kleenrz, but i can lendz u mah kittehz. dem iz better dan roombaz, an fastr and envirmnt frenlee
Can’t cleen rite now. Too busy eating cheezburgers.
Felix iz at Oscar’s house. Felix annoided.
Odd Couple for the win!
srsly, when i looked at deez, befoar i read chz’s caption below teh pic, I just thought “cud diz be a carpet? no cant be.. no one haz carpet this dirty… must be a road or sumfink”…
i haz been proven wrong.
deez eez disgusting. O.o EEK
diz must be dispaced kitteh? is so clean and well groomed and all, needs pretty clean carpet to go well wif kitteh.
i’m gessing mebbe kollidge stoodint room?
Actumally…….when I lookeded at this? I thought for a second “damn….my carpet looks really…..Oh, wait. That’s not my cat. Whew.”
(No, I are not disgusting filthyperson. Story goes: Bought howse. Howse had issueses. Nobody loved howse since YEARS. Gonna tear up carpets, put down nice hardwoodz. Life happened–now howse got issuess, Gladys got munnyproblemz, howse still gotz skanky carpetses. Sigh. I can has winning Lotto tikket?)
I feel ur pain. Our carpets was nize when we moved in, but bunches of pets later, dirty. Not bad as dis piktur doh.
Hey Gladys…when my houze got teh skanky car-PETS (yep, their faultz), I wuz so grossed out dat I tore tehm up and lived w/concrete on floors for a while….at leest I cud reely scrub teh concrete!! not purty, but kleen!
Gladys, can I shares winning lotto tikket wit you? mai catpet iz almost dis bad. Every udder month i’m like “hai landlord, can it be new carpets time now plz?” and day say “no. not yours”. Have aireea rugz but not da same. No muneez to move, either.
mebbe ur landlord no unnerstand lolcat?
Mai landlord no understand anyting ‘cept munnies goin’ into their pokkets. *sigh* I needz to move.
I feelz pain also… speshully since i gotz beeg doggeh….hairzz evvywherez
Dooooood… that was a bishin’ party last night… hey, where’d my couch go?
DUDE! Who stole my couch?!?!?
Aww man, my ‘rents are gonna kill me.
this is anuther fine mess u gits me into!
iz has a rumba! dos grate job! piks up furrie messies, and eny bitz uf stoff hoomanz drops to! juzt haz too watch in caze piks up cheezburger…
cheezeburger teh fud, or cheezeburger teh hoomin????
Man, dem roombas must be rilly rilly powerfulls.
dis rly carpet? lookz lyk seement to me! hay if dis car-pet, what iz bike pet?
pairentz is teh hungover…must alarm clock soon for roomba shoppenzes on caturday…
hates vacuumin’… makes so much darn noyze…
wen will my lazy hoomin slaivs cleen my haus
Kitteh, Carpit is PLEH. U needz Scooba! I knowz it not good for carpitz. but dat carpit all smoosh down, mite werk…….
I have carpet this color….with 3 dogs and 4 cats…and it does get this funky. Kitteh doesn’t need a roomba….kitteh needs a home steam cleaner! I steam clean my carpets monthly! (or more!)
kitty no wants woomba, the small pink robot that takes care of lady business?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8zMIkMlOWU
Ohmy! Dat’s so phunnie!
I clean and clean, and just LOOK at what you kids do. Dragging mud in here on my nice clean rug. Wait til your father gets home.
college kitty dumpster-dives for furnishings
that be mah kitteh, FreeLoader…!!
teh carpet? it be destroyed by ma kidz. I fix when dey move out. In 10 years.
I worked the color off my pawz tryin’ to get that stain out of the KarPet!
I need Resolve karPet clenr! Out damn spot!
Kitteh, chek out lolbots.com plz. wil giv u huk up wif roomba.
kitteh says “since WHEN are robotz the new kittehs?”
(but he LOL’d anyway)
I can have maid plz?
Actually you need a stanley steamer more. o.o
[...] dis kitteh needz it afteh u iz done. [...]
I love tis pic and webzite
Wat is ah…room-baa-tumm?
Pls explains