Ba haaa haa!! Dat hampster looks like a coconut

Dat be no hampster, dat be a lolguineapig

Yoos can trade foar cheezburger yesmaybe?

A very long time, Mr. Gipig. Maybe while your little tree is growing, I go to the store and buy you coconuts… They won’t taste the same right off the tree, but at least you can nibble while you are waiting.

For anyone with small children out there, this is not a “coconut tree.” This is called a “chicka-chicka-boom-boom” tree.

BURGER-TYPE PEOPLE:
Check your Akismet spam. I think that’s what’s happening to Melissa’s comments. She left one for me, and Akismet gobbled it up.
No idea why it doesnt like her, maybe its the domain of her email?

i cheked Wikpedea it say seven yearz. I wayt wif u.

At GuineaTrees, we make it easy to grow the most realistic-looking guinea pig trees ever!

Of teh tu fingz here, I see wun dat is brown an herry, like a coconut. Piggeh, u is skarin me.

I bringded dis for Showz an Tellz. Iz ok?

OH AWSUM!

serious piggeh demanz ur attenshun

i shelta here from funderstorm

Sittin still contest: I iz winnin.

lolpig look lyk de coconutz. maybeez he wantz to make luv?

I iz by ur tree waitin’ 4 ur nutz.

In Soviet Russia wait 4 coconutz is long time, big line up 4 dem, but deh be free for
every 1.

I’ve gots a lovely bunch of coconuts I will shares wif you mr. piggy

Why peegy, U gotz bellehache? U putz da lime in da coconut an drink on up.
I said DAAAAKTAH!! oooowwwoooo!

Harry Nielssen rocks!!

Soon he be rollin dat stuff and smokin da hole plant

coconutz live longer than hamsterz!

when coconutz come, mebbe keef richards fall outta da tree! mebbe lolguinea pig iz stonz fan.