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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Ba haaa haa!! Dat hampster looks like a coconut
ha ha … too cutee..
I thot that tooo!!! so cute Reetpig!!!
it grows cheezburgers
Dat be no hampster, dat be a lolguineapig
teh guinnelol farm pig’z waitin fo teh rainz.
Yoos can trade foar cheezburger yesmaybe?
A very long time, Mr. Gipig. Maybe while your little tree is growing, I go to the store and buy you coconuts… They won’t taste the same right off the tree, but at least you can nibble while you are waiting.
For anyone with small children out there, this is not a “coconut tree.” This is called a “chicka-chicka-boom-boom” tree.
Is ok, lolpig just nibble on the sweet delicious baby plant…nom nom nom
chicka-chicka-boom-boom? isn’t that porno music?
what kind of lolguinea pig do you think this is? MASHER !!! ;o)
no, “bow-chicka-bow-bow” is porn music. “Chicka-chicka-boom-boom” is from a children’s book.
Obviously you have confused your chickas. Or else you only have one thing on your mind!

or both ;o) my bad
have been spending too much time w/ pornpals
and HOW, won muzt ask, duz Two Silver Cats NOE thiz???
I run the only chicka manufacturing plant in America. I’m the chicka CEO. I sort chickas in the mail room. I DON’T KNOW!!!
no no no! …chicka chicka boom boom-de bestest bebbeh book evur!!! I didda day care for meny, meny yerz…an dat wus allus teh favurit book for teh toddlerz!! chicka chicka boom boom, will there be enough room????
oh man, I have to read Chicka Chicka Boom Boom all the time!!!
I never reddit!!!
Iz allays pat a bunny or poky lil puppy for mez!
Spoonin it inta mah bowlz!! Mah puddeeng, I will eets i!!
Mine favoritest keeds’ buk, even nao, is Teh Monstah at teh End of Dis Buk, wif Ur Furri Wittle Pal Gwovah.
Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeas don turn da paig!
Peaaaaaaas!
Peaaaaaaas!
Peaaaaaaas!
o hai I hearts dat book!
My son’s #1 story EVUR!
BURGER-TYPE PEOPLE:
Check your Akismet spam. I think that’s what’s happening to Melissa’s comments. She left one for me, and Akismet gobbled it up.
No idea why it doesnt like her, maybe its the domain of her email?
Is all better now……
Dat wuz awhile ago but fankoo.
i cheked Wikpedea it say seven yearz. I wayt wif u.
but u can git a cheezburgers much more sooner than that, little piggy!
So sweet.
At GuineaTrees, we make it easy to grow the most realistic-looking guinea pig trees ever!
Dat tree foar ginee peeg or tree UV ginee peeg? Cuz peegee luk moar liek a boosh den tree.
LOL!! Pinny gig boosh!
Order now, and for a limited time your guinea pig tree will come with a free dental floss bush!
Of teh tu fingz here, I see wun dat is brown an herry, like a coconut. Piggeh, u is skarin me.
I bringded dis for Showz an Tellz. Iz ok?
OH AWSUM!
serious piggeh demanz ur attenshun
i shelta here from funderstorm
Sittin still contest: I iz winnin.
Betcha piggy’s noze not still.
lolpig look lyk de coconutz. maybeez he wantz to make luv?
I iz by ur tree waitin’ 4 ur nutz.
U make kitty LOL
heh heh
In Soviet Russia wait 4 coconutz is long time, big line up 4 dem, but deh be free for
every 1.
win
in Soviet Russia, coconuts wait for you.
I’ve gots a lovely bunch of coconuts I will shares wif you mr. piggy
Why peegy, U gotz bellehache? U putz da lime in da coconut an drink on up.
I said DAAAAKTAH!! oooowwwoooo!
Harry Nielssen rocks!!
…so let me get this straight … u put da lime in da coconut an drink it on up? U put da lime in da coconut … call da daktah, an woke him up?
k … think i gotz it!
(is the perfect kidz song … sang it to my little niece an got the big bellee laff!)
Hay! I giv Melissa 5 cheezburgrs for that … who eated the other two? The nerve …!
Oh, Nielssen Schmielssen!
Joy to the World was a beautiful girl….
Ur breakin my heart u tore it apart so F*ck YOU! LOVE IT!!!1
OH YEAH!
I cantz liiiiivvv witout my coconutz….. cantz liiiiiive witouts demz…..
Soon he be rollin dat stuff and smokin da hole plant
Stonerpig sez “whoa dude, this plant is full of chronic and kind.”
coconutz live longer than hamsterz!
Ees an ginnypig, no hamster!
when coconutz come, mebbe keef richards fall outta da tree! mebbe lolguinea pig iz stonz fan.
KEEF! lolz
Didja know Keef is 300 yrs. old? Iz true.
Iz dat awl? I meen…he duzn’t luk a dai over 728.
Yah! He look great foar 1,275 yeerz owld. But he ack lyk he fell on hiz hed moar den onced.
I lik Keef an evrything, but, DANG, he uglier than a bukkit full of buttholes! On a gud day, I seen road kill that look bettr!
Keef bain ded long long tym. him not smart enuff to fall doun.
bukkit full of buttholes –> ROTFLMAO!!!!
BFFFPFPFPFFPPPTTTTTTTT!!!!
[kaff]
[kaff]
[hork]
…I’m sorry, WHUT did you just SAY!???
ogod. I will never read “I HAS A BUKIT” the same again.