HAPPYCAT FOAR PRESIDUNT!!
no moar taxes. four moar cheezburgers!
capped by: nick a. and lyle c. jr.
pix is modified from a press photo of “the president” and happycat.
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A bukkit fur evree lolrus.
a harbl on every carpit
Eggses in every box.
….an a partredge ina pare treeeeeeeeee…….
wif Preznit Happicat? …not fr longs, i tink
amen 2 dat, Crayzee ol laydee!
awww dude, i was gonna go there and you beat me to it. you so lol.
NO WHININ’
I voat foar happycat!
i myt, but firs i’d liek to noe who he chus fr hims cabnits.
well, office cat, who does our jobz cud be finance guy
then theres supercat, who saved lois lane, he cud be responsible for foreign affairz and wars and stuff ^^
serious cat cud be spokezpersun
C…He…Se… kitteh is in charge of educashun…
more thoughts, anyone?
con-de-lish-ous mice? but not in cabinet for long…
Cheezburger spaceship kitteh cud be responsible for shpace travel?
Ninja kitteh cud be hed of teh cia (catz in akshun)
hop he doesn’t chooz kitler kitteh
i’m in ur politiks…
breething new life into teh demoCatic partee.
Nuh-uuuhhh
Him’s a Republicat.
I thought he waz an independant? Kuz hez happycat, he ends all bikkerin’ n’ stuff…
Iz it juss meh, ur iz teh juxtaposishen of Happycat’s furee hed aginst teh closeded humin fisst kinda creepie?
Iz, kinda! No paws were availabl? How ’bout a nice flippr?
The Happycat Party … nevr ends …. yaaaayyyy!!!
Aint no party like a Happycat Party cuz a Happycat Party don’t… wait, catnap! *zzzzzzzzzzzz*
Prez Happicat needs finger on Teh Buttin.
Vary creepies! I wud vary moishe like to haf regoolur kitteh an not mewtant kitteh for prez.
Happycat foar Presidunt = Merry UnBushDay, everyone!
BIG win!
Very muches of the funnees.
YES! An I categorically endors HappyCat in ‘08! “More schooz, Less lose.”
Would much appreciate it if y’all’d spread the word around A LOT!
I couldn’t get the “digg this” thingie to work, so I guess it’ll have to be word of mouth/blog, but I (for one) would very much like to hear, in a year and a half, about the White House being completely inundated with Merry UnBushDay Invitations from all over the globe.
Hurray…you teh winz!!!!!
Iz Happycat Republikitten or Democat??
is can be runs on independints ballol?
(ok yez, dat wus pafetik… sorries)
Neithr … is Littertarian.
Oh lawz.
I nominates Menopaws for vize presidunt.
Oh yes, she gotz my vote!
winz!!!1!
Dunno who this quote is from, but I found it on the interwebs:
All cats are republicans. They hate change. Except Siamese, of course. Siamese are Hobbesian monarchists.
i iz not likin’ photoshopped catz. Moar natcheral photoz, plz.
im thinx iz wil voteds fr dis geye. luks moar prezdenshul tahn uthah kanddayts.
He’s not already? You mean an actual human heads our government? Color me surprised.
yeah, but at least he didn’t throw up in anybody’s lap at the G8 meetings like his dear old dad! happycat would NEVER do that — unless, of course, he had a hairball…
Peagle….gotta be human, cos kittehs ain’t that stoopid
Happycats R hear agin
Da skys abuv are cler agin
Let us get cheezburger here agin
Happycats R hear agin
Will Kitt Romny be hims running mate
Ummm…he can’t decides.
I theenk itz tyme to git on the catwagun wit dis wun!
Formz new Happycat Party and electzes owr veree own kitteh for Prez.
Yaaaaaaaaay!
Annie kitteh could be in charge of helth insuranz. She nos wut lyke to not feel good and need doktor.
Happycat FTW!!! Wen we git 2 see debayts wid udder cat-didates?
Teh humins are stooopid. Left wing. Rite wing. We r not birds. Birds r tasty and nootrishus! Vote Happycat fur balanced gubmint!
YAAAY FR CENTRIS MODRIT CHEEZIDENT!!!
Kittehs no like any tics, speshully poly-tics. No liek wear collarz. Angree humins spend too much time calling each other bad names, not enuff time fixin’ teh world. Happycat lub all Americans… except dog peeples. They poopyheads.
Aymenz to that one! So glad there hasn’t been a (non)loldog on here in a while. They are teh suck.
But I liek teh loldogs.
We has two doggies as well as da two kittehs. Living in zoo = fun!
Dog peeples comment jus’ joke peeps. Liek Austin Powerz daddy not tolerating intolerant peeps, and teh bloody Dutch. XD
Is gud fing Cheez sez pix is modified – wuldnt wunt ennywun to fink it reel!
is not reals?
Teho…did yu fergit to take yur meds today?
doctr pleez
sum burger cheez…
The Happycat Party
For government that can use a litterbox
fur government dat admits it’s full of…
oh, neber mind.
and we tink dat making happycat serve four years be aminal abuse. wif all dem advisors he’d habe to answer to? and all da lobbyists? oh, no, poor kitty!
It tuff job, but somebunny can has do it.
At leest get to jog ebry day to McClownburgers for brekkie cheezebrgr.
well, he could jus’ run it the way the bush-ident does. i don’t think he does much more than delegate and jog.
…an flips off teh camra
har de har, Mr. Prez
Teho makes me lol,
and i likes it.
2 cheezbrgrs in evry kitteh
2 buckits foar evry lolrus
shouldn’t it be for cheezidunt?
Elect Happycat and every day is Caturday. By Execucat Order. Also-mandatory nap tiemz, too. kthxbai.
that’s a vury good platform. Srsly.
Happycat is serious candidate.
YAY… manny dittory nap timez! He one my vote.
Happycat would be grate diplo-cat az well, wud maek much peece wid udder nayshuns by hed-butting and inspiring belly-rubz frum wurld leederz.
tee hee hee…wunnerful pikshures r in my hed nao!
Udder nayshuns? is that where all the cows live?
Plus major blessingz from Pope Happycat the First
Where we go to join Happicat Partie????
i votes for dat!!!@ n so does ma kitteh
Foar Moar Cheezburgers!
Meow!!!! Happy Cat Fur President!!!
He gotz my voat. Go HappyCat
Super Trooper cat!
First thing HappyCat should do is deal with illiteracy. This site proves the need.
Lightin up, dood!
It takes some hard work to misspell in lolcatese. I spend enough time writing correctly and succinctly… this is where I come to have fun with words.
I’m sharting to talk dis way at werk. And, sincz i’m still lerning lolcatese, i agree it takesh some hard werk. good xamples on here to follow, doh! tanks!
I paid back my mom the other day and handed her a check saying “You has a moneys!”
heehee
I iz startin 2 talk liek dis in reel life 2, my Mommycat hates it tho.
I would actually venture to guess that the largest proportion on people who visit and enjoy this site have an IQ in the higher-than-average range…and are better educated than most. So put that in your pipe and blow bubbles with it!
Say A-men sistah!
Yesh. We in Catsa – harder dan Mensa!
eevr dat or dems wut post burgrcoments jus liek teh sound of deys oan voys.
buts not me of corss.
ovver peepul.
yeppers. sum peeps just not get dat it impurrtant to be multi-lingwal…..
Dere 3 kind of peeple in world. Peeple who gets lolcats, peeple who don’t gets lolcats, and… I can’t remember third kind. Used up all mah branepower.
There are 10 kinds of people in werld. Them hoo gets binary and them hoo don’t.
Iz not illiteraceez, u dingus… is patois. (Or is dat “catois”?)
Dingus… for the win!
I like “Catois”…..sounz so snootie, dozen it??? FTW!
yesh — souns so mush betar den “lolspeek”
Har de har…I happen to have an MS in linguistics (and 3/5 of a PhD), so with all my edjimicashun and nollidge, I have but one thing to say to thee:
P L E H !!!!!!!!!
urg…how imbarissing. Wish i cud withdraw commint. Gotsed to riled up and fell pray to teh troll. i bin trolled, and i didnint like it.
do not want.
P L E H ….luved it, Flartus! Yu takeded the wurds rite outta mai mouth!….thx
u meks me feel bedders…thx.
Meh. I’m waiting for the Comeback Kitteh / Magic Nermal ticket!
Finally wut we need — a prezidunt wit sum harbls…
Dis wud be Ron Paul kitteh!
Happycat iz firs black kitteh prezidunt may B??????
noes…furst grae kitteh przidunt!
Ich bin ein CHEEZEBURGER
Has my vote? Hells McYeah!!! Moar Cheezburgarz!!!
(not to mention Happy Cat probably has a higher IQ than the current prez…)
lolliez. I wuld supprt him if it ment tawsin owt teh potted bush frum ofise! Also, moar cheezburger! No taxes! YAY!!!
I would definately vote for him!
i’ll vote for happy cat!
i vote 4 him
meh meh meh et meh but
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who iz his running mate?
neet i lik it lolts ppl i hv a ad 4 u : BILIVN CEILING CAT
u is jorj dubya…y u in politiks kitteh dah brown kitteh also be bein in dah politiks
well, that’d ebe a step up. rofl. =D.
ONG!!! 2 Cute!!! =-)