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D’AWWWWWWWWWW!
teh KLAWZ
PH33333334R teh KLAWZ
(is mundy mornin. is best i gots.)
I’s da vampyre… rowr.
who be sayin halp here, rly? be the black deemon kittah fra hell who just might be the spawn of the satan, or the poor soul who be doing the photografin?
Is squeezy toy part II!!!
squozed its lil eyes right outta its head! squeekie! squeekie! squee-thud!
That meen ol hoomin beddr have a gud grip on teh kitteh, cuz kitteh gots one angry looks in his ize…gots his clause out…kitteh REDDY TO RUMBLE!!1!
u bedder not drop me. i knowz where u sleeppz bukko!
bukko hehehehehehehe
please to not be pregudiced to mah colourz
no way, Mongrel…..da black kittehs are de best…I has had a whole buncha kittehs (all orphans & rescues)….and evur single wun is just perfek jus teh way it comez!!
mah kitteh iz black too, iz called blackjack cus himz eated a blackjack wen himz a wee kitteh
black kittehz rool! I luff dem wit der big yellowy eyezz and silkee black cootez
Muh kitteh when I was a li’l girl was a black kitteh wif yellow eyez. He useta sit on dah maylbocks on Hulloween n skeer silly hyuminz in costooms. Wus funneh.
Fank yoo! – U see me fallin’ and catched me!
Mah ol black RC was a bowling ball shaped kitteh.
Loved her nummy brown toe pads! And her skin under the brown coat was black and white pinto skin! lol! She was a sweetheart – to me!
i means her black fur. it had dark brown look in bright sunshine – she a special dark chocklit kitteh!!
I thinks so too! I has 2 black kittehs.
There’s even a special group on Flickr dedicated to Black Cats only.
Black kittehs has all kindsa problemz round halloween.
Dat exzakly why all my kittehs are MUST be inside at nite time…mummah kannot sleep till I noes zaktly where ever bebbeh be…an noes dey are all safe wif me! Snuggletime!!!
You’re not just whistlin’ Dixie. I volunteer at an animal shelter, and I am REALLY picky about who I adopt black and white kitties to at that time of year.
mr.handsome REX is a bumblolbee
Awww. Brand new. Just out. Gotta Luv me!!!!
i’m liddl but i’m deadlee
The Pocket Switchkitten. For all your kitten needs.
winner! LOL
indeed! totally at the velcro kitteh stage! You know, they have lil hooks on theor claws, you toss them at someone next to you and they stick to the shirt!!
Oh noes! No toss kitteh! If i felled i’d kneed CATscan to make sur i’z ok
Awww, just gentle toss, inches. Youz gripz dem anyway when you touches de shirtz! Not FROW lil keetee! Jus lil whee! I no let lil kitteh bebeh fall down!!!!!
But when you gripz so much, I laffs. Sowee bebeh litteh! Smoochie smoochie smoo!
“Switchkitten” !!! WIN!
DIR R NOT HOW SUPARMAN FLY!!!
wen i wuz yunger, so much yunger than tooday,
i nevr needed ennybuddy’s halp in enny way,
but naow theez daze r gon an i not so self-ashurd
an naow i fine, i change mai mine,
i open up teh door…
halp me if u kan, i feelin down,
an i do appreesheeate u bein roun,
halp me git my feetz back on teh groun,
won’t u plz plz halp meeeee!
Beetls! Be still mai heart … Paul *sigh*!
WIN!
Four of six ends are pointy! (would be five of six but bebeh looks too skeered to upset the balance by showing his teeth)
himz tale looks like swords
hims aiz looks like daggrz!
hims harbls luk liek mising?
Yeh, buddy, u gonna NEEDZ halp wen u put me DOWN. Cuz all those cute lil clawzes you’re going SQUEEEE over??? In your ANKLE, buddy-boy.
What? I’m serious! STOP LAUGHING!!!….. BLAST!!
Ai weeel keel ur toez!
mmmm-hmm. at just 5′2″ i am on the small side of women’s height, and i can tell you that NO ONE takes you seriously when you are pissed off, if they think you are “cute”.
stand there and glare at them all you want, and they are like “aww, you’re so adorable when you’re mad”
I’m 4′11″ and when I’m mad….ain’t no one saying I’m cute!
Anger. You’re not doing it right.
i eez small lady persun too, but i haz been told, when i eez anry, i lookz like i cud keell wif my eyez only. XD
arr, i meant angry.
cat like typing detected — typing – ur doin eet wrong. =/
Lazer Iz—FTW
hee
OMG! Halp iz on da wayz!
Yes! Bcuz is almost CATURDAY!!!
woot iz caturday nau, well in UK
If iz Caturday nau in UK, then iz tiem for Caturday drinkiez here in Callyfornyer! Cheerz to all the lolfrenz all ovah teh wurld!
Bottoms up and cheers to everone from Sunny FL, too!
Cheerz frum anudder Florida gal! I can has a glass of Murlow? Sum wyne soundz purr-fekt.
heer, heer!!
(and there, there…and over there, too…cheerzes everwears!)
Kahlua and milk from Indiana
i beleef da midwest dwink be katlua and creem, idn’t it?
It iz wen Sunnye cat dwinks it!
bere frum canader, eh?
bafftub gin from Muskogee, OK.
tekeelya fur an LA gal!
altho kahlua and milk is yummy, and gin n tonick soun mitee mitee good 2 me!!!
I’ll drink to that!
Any and all of that!!
lookin fer kittahs to capshun I foundz lolprezidents
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2823158
Iz a beeg scawy werecat – feawr mee!!!!
DO WANT!!
Pleez shipz n0w!!
dialin mai fone to order lil hellkitten!!! Pleez shipz nao for me 2!!!!
Wolverine kitteh sayz **SNIKT**!!!
akshuly SNIKT x 3.33 (rpeeting)
Wolvy onlys can has six snikt.
Looks like tinee lolpeard… Reeeeeaaoarrrr!!!
Is da birf of kitteh kinte! don forget yr roots kitteh! you comes from a proud littah.
beehold da onee ting grayter dan yourself – Pope CheezeburgerCat!!!
i ar feroshus tiger!
feroshus, luvable, vulnerable littel tiger!
….awww skwew it, hugs mee.
OMG. Sumone stolded mah eyeballz! Plz reetern.
Kitunz got Klawz
u noes it
Dis a baybee pitchur of Caption Contest Cat.
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/05/31/lolcat-caption-contest-1-part-1/
Dis a baybee pichur of Caption Contest Cat.
Defense cat testfire successful!!
(re: http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/270915351_bc8e626c68.jpg )
GO KITTEH HENTAI FORCE! BLACK LOLPARD ENGAGE!
Hurryz up an goes ta sleepz hoomin. I steels ur brefs.
Big burgerzm + WIN 4 Melissa!
YAAAAA fur “Lissa…gotta luv dem ole wifes tails!
cept four summers ago a pregnant neighbor was going to take her cats to the pound because “everyone knows” that cats steal babies’ breath. no amount of logic or rationality or fact was going to change this person’s mind, nope, no way.
buts teh ting iz… wut mean “steel bref” enywaiz???
liek how dey keeps it? BreffSaverz™?
stoopdist miff i evr hears.
iz beeng sackrifised to debil
Dere’s no plas lik hom dere’s no plas lik hom
Holdin bebeh kittehs:
Yor doin it rong.
dey fines out soon enuf.
B! foar teh win! Yay foar teh Wolverine!Kitteh
tanks! bebeh wolvie kittehs are da lolwin!!
Introducing the Switchblade Kitteh. With one rub behind the ear, your kitteh deploys all twenty of its razor sharp blades. Self-sharpening, Switchblade Kitteh never dulls. Watch as Switchblade Kitteh slices open this old 55 gallon drum, and yet effortlessly carves a watermelon into fruit salad in three quick swipes.
All this can be yours for only $19.99!
From Dork-Co, the first name in Kitten appliances!
It slices! It dices! It drinks and wets!!
I’ll take 2, please!! Specially if it can replace my clever cleaver….
…den tayk owtside an swich to lanscaep mode fr amazin Hege-A-Matik™ akshun.
brzzzzzzzzzzz.
cutest thing since I R NOT SQUEEZY TOY!!! cat
This looks like the cover of that Black Sabbath album with the evil baby
Although to clear up–I’m sure the baby kitteh is not evil.
Sorry kitteh! Wuvs you! Snuggle. 
Oh, noes! Teh giant cawt me! OK, OK…I gives u back teh goldin goose and teh singing harp, I promize! No eet me!
Adorably cute.
[...] I has those days too, kitty. [...]
Ise bein ABDUKTD bai larj pink alien!
ITS A TRAP
Oh Noes! Kitteh!
“*HSSSSSSS* The light! It burns! IT BURNS!”