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  1. slythwolf says:

    D’AWWWWWWWWWW!

  2. Shawn says:

    I’s da vampyre… rowr.

  3. Nils says:

    who be sayin halp here, rly? be the black deemon kittah fra hell who just might be the spawn of the satan, or the poor soul who be doing the photografin?

  4. mkat says:

    Is squeezy toy part II!!!

  5. Flartus says:

    That meen ol hoomin beddr have a gud grip on teh kitteh, cuz kitteh gots one angry looks in his ize…gots his clause out…kitteh REDDY TO RUMBLE!!1!

  6. Mongrel says:

    please to not be pregudiced to mah colourz

    • CrazyOldLady says:

      no way, Mongrel…..da black kittehs are de best…I has had a whole buncha kittehs (all orphans & rescues)….and evur single wun is just perfek jus teh way it comez!!

      • Mongrel says:

        mah kitteh iz black too, iz called blackjack cus himz eated a blackjack wen himz a wee kitteh

      • B! says:

        Mah ol black RC was a bowling ball shaped kitteh.

        Loved her nummy brown toe pads! And her skin under the brown coat was black and white pinto skin! lol! She was a sweetheart – to me!

        • B! says:

          i means her black fur. it had dark brown look in bright sunshine – she a special dark chocklit kitteh!!

      • SarahD says:

        I thinks so too! I has 2 black kittehs.

        There’s even a special group on Flickr dedicated to Black Cats only.

    • slythwolf says:

      Black kittehs has all kindsa problemz round halloween.

      • CrazyOldLady says:

        Dat exzakly why all my kittehs are MUST be inside at nite time…mummah kannot sleep till I noes zaktly where ever bebbeh be…an noes dey are all safe wif me! Snuggletime!!!

      • sparklypoof says:

        You’re not just whistlin’ Dixie. I volunteer at an animal shelter, and I am REALLY picky about who I adopt black and white kitties to at that time of year.

    • trtskh says:

      mr.handsome REX is a bumblolbee :)

  7. Dark Autumn says:

    Awww. Brand new. Just out. Gotta Luv me!!!!

  8. Menopaws says:

    i’m liddl but i’m deadlee

  9. Seward says:

    DIR R NOT HOW SUPARMAN FLY!!!

  10. BonzoGal says:

    wen i wuz yunger, so much yunger than tooday,
    i nevr needed ennybuddy’s halp in enny way,
    but naow theez daze r gon an i not so self-ashurd
    an naow i fine, i change mai mine,
    i open up teh door…

    halp me if u kan, i feelin down,
    an i do appreesheeate u bein roun,
    halp me git my feetz back on teh groun,
    won’t u plz plz halp meeeee!

  11. elayne says:

    Four of six ends are pointy! (would be five of six but bebeh looks too skeered to upset the balance by showing his teeth)

  12. gladys says:

    Yeh, buddy, u gonna NEEDZ halp wen u put me DOWN. Cuz all those cute lil clawzes you’re going SQUEEEE over??? In your ANKLE, buddy-boy.

    What? I’m serious! STOP LAUGHING!!!….. BLAST!!

  13. DJE says:

    OMG! Halp iz on da wayz!

  14. BonzoGal says:

    If iz Caturday nau in UK, then iz tiem for Caturday drinkiez here in Callyfornyer! Cheerz to all the lolfrenz all ovah teh wurld!

  15. gruckiii says:

    lookin fer kittahs to capshun I foundz lolprezidents
    http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2823158

  16. mystique says:

    Iz a beeg scawy werecat – feawr mee!!!!

  17. Melissa M says:

    DO WANT!!

    Pleez shipz n0w!!

  18. B! says:

    Looks like tinee lolpeard… Reeeeeaaoarrrr!!!

  19. CB says:

    Is da birf of kitteh kinte! don forget yr roots kitteh! you comes from a proud littah.

  20. D.R. says:

    i ar feroshus tiger!

    feroshus, luvable, vulnerable littel tiger!

    ….awww skwew it, hugs mee.

  21. Lisa says:

    OMG. Sumone stolded mah eyeballz! Plz reetern.

  22. tribble says:

    Kitunz got Klawz

  23. Lisa says:

    Dis a baybee pichur of Caption Contest Cat.

  24. Melissa says:

    Hurryz up an goes ta sleepz hoomin. I steels ur brefs.

    • BonzoGal says:

      Big burgerzm + WIN 4 Melissa!

      • CrazyOldLady says:

        YAAAAA fur “Lissa…gotta luv dem ole wifes tails!

        • tenhousecats says:

          cept four summers ago a pregnant neighbor was going to take her cats to the pound because “everyone knows” that cats steal babies’ breath. no amount of logic or rationality or fact was going to change this person’s mind, nope, no way.

  25. miss foots says:

    iz beeng sackrifised to debil

    Dere’s no plas lik hom dere’s no plas lik hom

  26. catserver says:

    Holdin bebeh kittehs:

    Yor doin it rong.

  27. Aquila says:

    B! foar teh win! Yay foar teh Wolverine!Kitteh

  28. Doug says:

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  29. adventure_of_link says:

    cutest thing since I R NOT SQUEEZY TOY!!! cat

  30. D.R. says:

    This looks like the cover of that Black Sabbath album with the evil baby :D

  31. D.R. says:

    Although to clear up–I’m sure the baby kitteh is not evil. :D Sorry kitteh! Wuvs you! Snuggle. :D

  32. Bloostokking says:

    Oh, noes! Teh giant cawt me! OK, OK…I gives u back teh goldin goose and teh singing harp, I promize! No eet me!

  33. [...] I has those days too, kitty. [...]

  34. Alice Shortcake says:

    Ise bein ABDUKTD bai larj pink alien!

  35. nick says:

    ITS A TRAP

  36. Electrice says:

    Oh Noes! Kitteh!

  37. Mags says:

    “*HSSSSSSS* The light! It burns! IT BURNS!”

  38. Connie_Coffman says:

    Teh sirkle of lyfe!

  39. Lylikitty says:

    Da birf of Basement Cat.


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