I’S IN MY SPACESHIP
ABDUCTIN UR CHEEZBURGERS
submitted by: angry candy
kitteh: fu
btw, chz put the burgers.. 
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gimmah bak mah cheezburgarz u dik face!
The people around me in the library don’t like me laughing out loud. so stop it!
Laffin in deh libaries is big no-no, espeshully if u is all by ur lonesome self.
Deh libarians will be watchin u, fer shure. And onse dey haz u pegged as
trblemaker, nuffin u can do to save yer rep. U is doomed.
iTS A CAT SOMBRERO!
y u putz me in lampshd? u tryin ta ketch houz on fiir?
Teh replicator iz broken. gotsta beam em up instead
luk not in teh eyez
This kitteh win prizes for most hypnotizing eyeses.
used to just see forever, now can travel forever
I is here with shipful of rektul probz and krop cirkl makers.
” i’m in ur sigmoid colon
observin ur anal probe”
Go Lemmiwinks go!
Luz de Southpark boyz!
“ur atemmt to warm mah harbls wif thss inkandessant devyse is acseptabul.”
WHAHAHAHAHA WIN
i broughted you a kang
but i eated it
lol! now Kodos is all alone!
Hmm, he brought us buk: “TO SERVE MANKIND”… uh oh…
U get the feelin Rod Serling wud hav luvd ICHC? He was pritty hip …
Oh, oh, oh! DH and I has bene talkings about “To Serve Man” today, evens before I saw this. Thats wuz my favorits Twilight Zone episode, ever.
DH keeps saying ther shoulds be a bookk called “To Serve Kitteh.” The only way any kittehs wil be serveds at my hous is by feeding thems and petting thems! Kittehs are advanced race and humans should be their servants! (or so my kittehs tells me.)
holy crap it’s uriel
http://www.sfgate.com/offbeat/buzzcuts/unarius.html
or is it xenu? where’s tom cruise?
Hopefully, far, far away …
K. mebbeh sumday one of dese peepuls mite b on to summathin, but for now batshit crazee and hilarioos!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Not mah cheezburgers!!
Dis meeens sumpin….
Oooo! Mebbe mash atatoz fer dindinz!!
yu gonna needs lotza taters for dis wun!
omg are you seriously quoting what I think you’re quoting??
gonna build a mountain, and it’s gonna be keeeeeen
Come in thru teh door!
noes… dats de orijnul. i fink B has qwoet teh spoof.
i dunna noes da spoofz.
total, total, total win
Evryfing yoo no is at end. Catlactus can has come. Eat Erf like chzbrgr. Kthxbai.
Iz Cataclysm! Catastrophe!! Cattywampus?
Armeowgeddon! Apocatlips! Mice and gerbils, sleeping together! Mass hysteria!
U gaiz are full of WIN & AWSUM!!!
it’lls be anarcat.
Yay! It’s the Cat from Outer Space!
plan nine lives from outer space, staring meowla lugosi.
o hai! plz rplais lo nrgee bulb with proper one – not wrm enuf for ma harbls.
kthx.
Noooh, Ronald Mc Donald to de resqooue!
Dis crop circle looks like cheezburger. NOM NOM NOM
Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.
kitteh-ar: whut is standn order frm ur leeder bout humans?
cat-lon: xtermination
kitteh-ar: than carry outs ur orders.
cat-lon: bye ur command
Cat-tu Borada Niktu
Cat-tu Borada NECKTIE
Clamato Braided Necktie!
(some ICHC commenter before me posted that… wish I could claim it as my own)
I am the Great an Powerful OZ!!!
(Pay no attention to that hyoomin behind teh curtain; iz jus ther to warm mai cheezburgers an act in a servile mannr.)
Kitteh: It’s not just for breakfast anymore.
Yes, we keep dem on warmin lites for yur konveenence…do yu want friez wit dat?
Goin to teh moon, brb.
(teh dog sez is made of cheesburgerz!)
iz stoopid kitteh if b’leevin’ wut teh dogg sez. all smrt kittehs noes moon iz maed jus’ of cheez. u hasta go to teh saefwayz for burger parts.
Beam me up, Scotty. No cheezburgers found in tricorder range.
K, why u take out nice old porceleen sink and put in stoopid modren sink ??
I’m not givin u cheezburger. Do u has ID?
u doant need to seez mah ID.
I doant need to seez ur ID.
I wud like all ur cheezburgerz.
I would like to give u all mah cheezburgerz. here ya go.
U would like to thank kitteh and sez bai.
Ktnkx kitteh, bai…….WTF??
DAMN YOU JEDICAT!!!!!!!
XD omg, the win-iferousness!!
I’m in my spacechip, Jaffa Kree!
Stargate SG-1 is full of win!
Rpeet after meh: “We liv but to serv the Grate Puss.”
“grate puss”: that’s either dirty or very painful. i can’t decide.
Both.
close encounters uv teh cheez kind
the end will look just like this people, SRSLY
I welcome our kitteh overlords.
at least they’re cuddly… better than giant space squid.
I alreddy has kitteh overlords.
Mosts awsumnest thread ever! Love the “Plan nine lives from outer space.” And we has kitteh overlords, iz so tru.
teh trufe iz owt thar…
“brb, goin 2 uranus.
… no rly, is not buttsecks joke!”
SPACECAT CAN
HAS CHZBRGR? (:-E)
hehehe…no, iz haz ur cheezburgas! muahahahaha! iz in my spaceship, eatin dem!
Surrender, foolish humans
Or face my ultimate eyelaserz.
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dere…dere awr cheezburgers arownd taht lamp! lol!
All Your Cheezburger Are Belong To Us