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Me too kitteh! Speshiul prices an da Caterade, pscatti, Toona at haf pwice! An in da food coutrz, cheezbugers har price for kitteh onlee! Ahhhh is gud to be kitteh!
I has a cart! I luff Tarzhay! I shopsoholik!
Tarzhay – lol! That’s how mai sistaz say it. (I wud 2, but I livez in town wit – sob! – no tarzhay!)
Noooooooo!!!!
No Tarzhay? U must MOVE!
Dat jus unAmerikin!
Betsy, is you my long-lost twin? I luff Tarzhay too! I also shopsoholik!
Call me up and we goes shopping sometimez!
me woulda saved moar cept i randed outta monies..
win!
i be sayin that all the time
ur shopin kart… I haz it.
Prettimus kitteh!
Okie, u iz all runged up. Jes let me chek under u kart and….oh! U wants tu bai kitteh also?
Win! Pls not 2b smugglin teh kitteh out the stor kthx!
Sekuriteh!
Mebbe jes fergot kitteh wuz dere. Tho dat be kinda tuff, wif all da meaowin’ and wutnot.
Cud shop by catalog, but the Targat so much moar ful of teh win! Plees to giv me one cattuchino to go, kthx.
CAT-alog?
Ah iz takin scratchee post ting too, but it no fit in cart. Plz to have tomkitteh to carry for meh?
looks like kitteh shopp’ed til she dropp’ed
What happon to caption contest?
I beleef it enz toonite at midnite or sumfin. Den teh Burgers will askin lolfrenz too voat an stuff on da favrits. At leest I *tink* iz teh way it spossed 2 werk.
uh oh! i forgotted to enter!
Mee too! oh wellz…..
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!! Ah wuz juss gonna rite “Bagel b winnin teh contist” Butt u can has forgottun too entir! I can has shock! I can has sadniss.
argh! I meant to take the reminder and enter while there was time, but I got all busy fighting with wordpress (blogs + handtyped html do no be mixing well) and forgot!
sorry to let ya down, cbsb!
im so lose.
Thankz U!
DAMMITT! Iz max’d out mah credit cardz!
Nooooo! Wen i dye, plees tu bury me undr Shabby Chic linens secshun at Tarzhay, k?
I has perrsunalized lisenss playt fraym I maid on mah carr. It sai: “Bury me at Nordstrom.” An I means it!!
Ha! u & my Momma! She love dat playce.
I like de one spot. cute stuff fo one dollah! Like I sayz jus signz mah chek ovar.
Dollah storz! Eeeee! Getta big goober bag o’ goodies for 20 bux … die from teh happee! Tarzhay for wen i put on airz … dollah storz wen i jus want STUFF, y’know?
dat’s wher I goez to buy goofischtuff for my friendzes–monkey drawer-pullz an floofy pencilzez an magnetz. Full of yay!
Hayyyy u! r u teh person resposibul for da epic Cat town? onlee reesun i ax is cuz at da end of some storee, it say A gladys goes to town production. is it u?
Dis kitteh be messin wif our persepshun. Herz not a regoolar kitteh wif a littel kart, herz a REELEE REELEE BEEG kitteh wif a regoolar kart. RWOAR!
Upon further reflection, that actually makes no sense whatsoever.
So is the cart big?….No the cat…no the cart… Iz confoozed now.
Wow, do I ever need a coffee fix this morning. Sheesh.
Hmmm. 1 pill mak u largr, an 1 pill mak u small, an the 1 tha mother giv u, doan meen anyting at all….
i has kompulsiv shopping habet
Kitteh no looke liek endioink sayelz.
Kitteh lookz liek eh ies fasink dikapitashun biye shopin kard!
dis bag kitteh onna street wif all worldly pozeshuns … so sad
Dat rite bye mah apertmint — wear all teh homeliss b campin. I c kitteh dere 2.
Homeless kitteh finds refuge by skrach post.
Lookit his sad eyes
::sob::
We findz u hoem, kitteh! No moar livin outta shoppin kart fr u!!
looks like downtown LA to me
Yay, rite bai mah apurtmint (mah apurtment can has inn Hollywood — manee homeluss kittehs dere).
Luks like is a knitten kitten u gots there.
oops..i meens knittin kitten
or mebbe knittin kittin
wutever
(u pix wich way u likes it, i don cares no maor…)
Wat u meen I miz Kintuckee Derbe?
why it not Caturday yet?
Yeah, no kidding! Wut da deel heer? WANT CATURDAY NOW!
Sum kitteh juss tel meh dat Caturday knot fur too moar dais!!!!11!!!1 How wee mayk it dat lawng?
don’t tink i kan wate. me feels lyke dat kitteh looks.
oh noes! while i tipe dis sunnye ‘rilla kitteh started drinkin my kahlua n milk! no want drunk kitteh!
ROFL Annie, better drink that kahlua & milk FAST to keep away from Boozy Kitteh…
gulp gulp gulp. ahhhhhhhhh. no boozy kitteh… PHEW!
I b orduring a kahlua & milk, iff u pleeze!
kummon ovar! We haff a partee ta get reddy fur Caturday. Haff sum kahlua & milks and sum stake. Need halp holding Sunnye off bofe. NOM NOM NOMS!!!!
ur kitteh is smartilishus. Kitteh nos how to mek two days til Caturday go bye more faster!
yes, gorilla kitteh is beree eudumacated. Gave denner platez the scratchy tongue cycle to halp momma out hafte denner. Will werk for fud (and drink).
Waaaaaaah, need Caturday naow! Mebbe we tri liek our kittehs, going MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW!!! until sumwun cave in?
Ever daze is Caturday Kittah !
I gots ur Caturday. I gots ur Caturday rite hear.
I can has Blue Lite Speshal?
I say dis be dah winz!
U boo T full key-key!
Thanx yous! Rilo kitteh luves to show off her phluffz!
Oh noes! Blak substinss from kart leaking on my noes. What’s a pritty kitty to dos?
I’s gots 2 bye nu kirrtans. Mah silkee blu, broun an goldd ones b al scrached up frum kitteh klaws.
Klaws dont kill kirrtanz, kittehs do.
O, genetic engineering, what horrible beast hast thou wrought? The Shopping Ca’t is a crime against nature!
I’s hopes you like mai kitty Rilo! Mor koming of herz in de futures!
Yesh!
yea these prices rule. I am going to get my credit card!!!
betch, whachoo doin wit dat shoppin cart on yo head like sum besket of fruit? who do you think you are, sum sort of cut rate carmen miranda? this ain’t no ross crossdress for less – you bettah put dat shopping cart away end cum try des heels on befo dis blue light special is OVAH
Oh mah gawd, shews!
Yes!!! BonzoGal — I has dat videeoh on mah mah spayss page! oh mah gwd, shews!!
Kellee, whut r u gonna du wif ur lyf??
Ah’m gonna gets whut I wants.
THOSE SHOES ARE MINE BETCH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHFC6rlGsH8
Hloee guacamole dats phunnie! Whar is from plz?
kelly’s in the margret cho review – check out ‘text message breakup’
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcidD2HFK8M
snarf
Caterdays are the best!
lol
Run away cart?
I want my cat in that cart lol
yea caturday sales are the gifts that keep on giving
it’s the all new FaceCart, available only at Pet Supermarket! Push with your own face!
I’m in ur kart eatin’ ur munchis!
shopcat has shoppen before. shopcat will shop again.
yarnz on sayl caturday.
Ferst in lyne?
Worst.
Hat.
Ever.
dat cat lool like it b crying soon