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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Internet bad for kittehs. All the netwurk kables made with five, mebbe six cats.
am netwrk geek but i not gets dis riet away. but am ok nows.
yoosuly deez daze is fiev emhansd cats, unles wyrles, den is qwantum cats!
kwontum cats iz in…. box…???
MAYBE!
u fun e otter.
i got it right away, for i am teh sadzor.
+5chzburgrz
I am proud to say I instantly got that.
Kable kats for teh win!
I has the intarnets!
whut i do wif it?
I has harpooned a wale..now I needs sum halps gettin’ it onbored!
His littel clawses r vry cute, but not enuf 2 hawl in a wale.
dis not ar usual yarn…
i learnz the ropez
Dis wun soopr jynormuz KurleeFryzez!!!
Wha I duz wif it???!
Jack.
sry, jack. i replies to elmor8t befor i readed ur commnt.
sry.
I’z wif Komkat…splicin’ yer kabel.
catfiev kitteh wurk wit turtlols??
splains much about komkat…..
Yep. I fink dis guy came to ficks my innernets teh last tyme it borked. No wunder it no bettar.
intratubez move fast. I got teh hia speedz.
There’s a quantum leap joke waiting to be made on this one (days of our lives are like points on a string) but I couldn’t figure out how to convert that to a caption.
I’m on ur internetz
Twistin ur tubez
i’m in ur internets
blockin ur tubes
Ur cloze line…let me tanglz it.
lyon iz king of jongl, but kittah be king ov da INTARNETSS!!!1!!!!!!
So true!
Were’s dis gonna end?
u kno theez be worm holes? bad for puter, make hooman angry. take out kitteh.
some of us habla lolcat ver-gud, but no so much with the geek-speak. please ’splain so’s we can be in the knows.
kthxbai.
u can has Cat5
Wow. Startd to read but synapses went “pop” aftra 2nd paragraf! Iz 2 smart 4 me!
Go to youtube and search for “series of tubes”. The joke involves some old senator trying to describe the internet in his own words.
In additionz, tubes is always made out of kittuhs…
Tubes is called, how dem says it? Catagory 5 or catagory 6…
But dems is lazy, so dems callz it Cat 5 or Cat 6 cables… made out of 5 or 6 kittuhs!
OH NOES!!!
ok.. can someone esplane dis wun to me? i dun gets it. tubes is not a truck?
You can has esplanation.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Series_of_tubes
ahh, the intertubes. i invented them in ought-6. too bad al gore took all the credit for them!
I are afraid thur iz sumthin wrong with me,.. I understood perfectdly whut he war trying to get across. What I find ha ha is teh way he delivers it, not what hem trying to convey. I have much sympathy for hem. I has ADHD and often sound stoopd too, and forget propr wurds and resort to ‘watchyamacallit’ and ‘thing’ and ‘tubes’ insted of ‘pipes’. But then agin, he iz still a goob,…
I routinely call the vacuum cleaner a lawn mower.
funny, i just were talking to a furriend about when da maintenance peeps were gonna vacuum da lawn again….
i has esplanation.
noooooooooo! they be stealin my esplanation!
For those who do not get the joke:
Senator Ted Stevens talking about the internet:
http://www.youtube.com/?v=f99PcP0aFNE
Tanks. I gettit nao.
i still dun get it. unnerstand bout the tubes… but whut about teh truk part? i noes, i mus be rly stoopid. but am noob 2 mos uf dis. halp plx k, thx.
erf. sowwies. i shudda red frthr down fore i poz’d mai kwestshun. nao i getz it! see me LOLing?
It means all your internets are belong to stupid people:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Series_of_tubes
This picture is great, but has me scratching my head wondering why I don’t have a tshirt mocking that dolt yet…
Miranda – there was a OMGWTF! clueless Senator last year who in trying to make a point about net useage said something along the lines of ‘Ya know – you can’t just load it up like it’s a dump truck – it’s tubes – more like a series of tubes.’
Sadly he was involved in Net law writing…..figures…..
Is Sen. Ted Stevens from Alaska, I pretty sure. Very full of unintentional hilarity and win.
Here is link to wikipedia article about it. he full of hilarity.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Series_of_tubes
Sen. Ted Stevens (R- Alaska) also a proponent of the infamous “bridge to nowjhere” in which very large pile of federal highway funds would have been spent to build a bridge connecting one super-remote Alaskan community to the rest of the highway system in spite of the severity of the “cost vs benefit” disparity.
Senator Intertubes got into a bit of a snit and threatened to go home when the rest of the committee he belongs to told him “Ur Brij kost 2 much moneys, You can’t has it”
Waz enuf “pork” in that project 4 a hole lifetyme of BBQ. Sen. ‘tube full of teh lose.
hee hee
Oh mah lawz! That made me LOL so hard!!!
Inbisivl benefit:cost ratio.
Senator Innartube also likes to invites all his Big Oil pals to have their way with Alaskan wilderness: apparently all our bays are belong to hims.
ah yes, plain English for us slo fokes! dat did it!
I didn’t get it either. I got the “series of tubes” part but not the truck bit. Hadn’t heard the whole quote. See here: http://seriesoftubes.net/
For the confused.
Or am I ruining the joke?
Kitteh hav tubes tied — they be spayed AN neutered. Gud kitty!
de sear towwer ees a bundle of toobs too!
I wanna schnoogle an smooch an squee dis tinee behbee! so cutses an wonnering at new wurld!
Kittehs wuld nevar mayk such a n00b mistaek! Kittehs be instinkshually understandin teh Intarwebs mechanics.
they don’t be so unnerstandin’ of the ‘lektriciteez, doh. my kittenkitten got his mouf fryed up eatin’ the intertubes when he wuz jus’ a behbee. he was still livin’, just cranky, so i figger it tawt him a gud lesson.
I can has scene from “Christmas Vacation”?
im in ur IT departmint
fixin yer ‘mergencees
I’s in ur LAN, settin up ur firewalls
I’s in ur internets soz ur cookies come down all twistee & stuffs ur folderz n hisstories n tempurarily internesting filz jus for funzees make u upgradz ur box
good one
I love lolcats, but i sure can’t stand reading through these comments. It’s okay to talk normal once in a while.
then jus look at the purty pitchers, fool!
Wat him say?
Hai. I’s fownd da won hoo stole the lolrus bukkit. Gon to string him up. K thx bai.
DM: You come to a heavy stone wall, about twenty feet high. There’s no gate, and there doesn’t seem to be a way around it. What do you do?
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Me: I’ll attempt to scale the wall. I uncoil my fifty foot length of rope, and tie one end to my grappling kitten. I throw the kitten over the wall.
* rolls die… “1″: critical failure
DM: Your grappling kitten was poorly fastened to the rope, and your aim was off. The rope falls away from the kitten as it soars through the air, towards the wall. The kitten kicks off the wall and returns, landing on your head. After inflicting extensive and severe lacerations to your face, it leaps to the ground and runs away. Blinded by the blood from your wounds, you don’t know where it went. You are still standing in front of a heavy stone wall. What do you do?
ROFLMAO!
I seen this b4?
anyhow i like its eyes lol
Im in yer network sniffin yer packets
Alaska senator ted stevens is famous for this quote, when asked a question in regards to the internet.