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He’z in bukket withdrawal–needs 12 step program.
Acckk my eyez….pt yur clothes bak on
i think it’s a 10 gallon-1-step-per-gallon program, but i could be wrong
ahahahaha
Can has sea lion, not lolrus. Visible ear flaps, invisible tusks. Still win though.
I b’leev “lolrus” hez been defyned ez bein preddee much enee creechur uv a walrus shaype. So hee ken be see lyon en still be lolrus. B’leev me, Iyv seen “lolrus” dat look much les lyke a walrus.
Oh, diden notiz. Chek defunishun under pikshur, plz.
Wanna be pikki, iz furseel. Seeline gotz longer flipprz, longer bodi, longer noez.
But iz all lolrus to me.
Cep for lolotters! But they not considered ocean based mammals…
Tell dat to teh lolotters down in Monterey. Dey pritti darn oceanic.
Bsides, original lolrus lefnt sile…
Invisible tusks? Where are cat? Not is invisible pic if no has cat!
Invisible cat, silleh!
Lolrus hav abandonment issues … will now be bitter towardz ALL bukkits.
Meno
Lolrus like somebody/bukkit when dey is dere but forgetz when not dere and not miss and not form de closly relations cuz like u sed very socially dizordered sad but troo
Sea Lion larfin’ at peeps who don’t know lolrus from lolipups.
So much win!
I tink dis only TRUE roflmfao I ever seen! So funnee!
Even tho zeels not be having much “a” if u no whut I meen.
no, but he seems to have toenails on his tail, which has me ALL weirded out. eep!
back flipperz feetz
An e’z nawt reeely onna FLORE. Heez onna beetch. ROTSLMFFO. (Poyntz fer yu if yu no whut it meenz!)
I was thinking ROTBLMBAO
Well that wennover well. I wuz thinkin Roll on sand laughin muh f* flipperz off. MassCara –> nawt funneez dis tyem.
Taht WUZ funneh MassCara. Yoo just shudda let it bee a liddle lawnger. Sumwun wud hav got it, ai am shur!
Oh SarahD, your observation about lack of “a” gave me a HUGE LOL
thx u (:
I love big a’s and I cannot lie!
hehehe
best lolrus ive seen in a long time!
love it!
The sad thing is, the lolrus lost not only his bukkit, but ever so gradually, his sanity as well.
sanitees is ovar raytid.
I bleev thiz mus be troo…iz mah onlee hoap.
i fink mebbe lolrus be need happee medz ajuztd.
or is bakd on prezint frm frenz, teh lolotters. can lolrus use bong in oshun? jus wunderin.
ROBLMFAO
Awww, ya beached me to it.
dis pun is full of win!
oh winwinwin
HAHAHAHAHA! Mai kidz tink I’m crayzee for laffin at teh puter…
But is so funnee!
tel kidz dis laughingz due to boon of intelligenz & edumacationary studies. Purrhapses dey be so luckies when dey growded from kittehs to catz
***laughing lolrus*** ahn then..LOL…ahn then he sez….he sez…no bukkit for you! (Soup Nazi voice)….
WIN!!!
HA! winnah!!
Sumbuddy loanz me a dimes, i gotz to call mai old tiemz what uzed to be. Lil bukkitz bin gonz so long, u noes itz worringz meh.
Lolrus is lafn at kitn cuz kitn losted bag. now kitnz will knows lostedness
i has a funny set uv legz
Me smilez fur kamra. I moddel sexay lolrus pose 4 u.
I saw whut u did ther.
No iz sea lolion.
Is Harbor sealol. We has in oregon. Steals fishez from line and krabz from trapz.
bad sealol, do not want
Can’t blaim lolion. Himz waz hungerful.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhohohohohohohohohoho
I still has bucket… silly lolrus never find.
How can you look at that face and NOT laugh?
LOL
lolrus centerfold, Miss September
Akshully is a seel–he’z laffing ‘cuz he stolded the lolrus’ bukkitt and set it free in teh oshun. An teh lolrus is still lukin’ all over teh innernets 4 it.
Haha, seel thinks he iz so clever. He dusnint see the lolrus sneeking up bhind him, tho!
Jus say no to bukkit polushun!
“all swim and no bucket make furseel a lolrus”
dat iz a knee-slapper! 2 bad i gotz no kneez…
LOL! Gotz no hans, neithr … mahbe can jus slapz flippr on bellee? “AR, AR..*slap*”
whoopz! I dinnit seez ur commentz when i maded minez. DOH!
Seel gots the innernets an has been reeding lolcatz again.
omg – i literally choked on my grape when i saw this. could not be more brilliant. is now my wallpaper.
U fallz for joibuzzarz!! Oaldist trikk in buk, n00b! HAHA!
Dis lolrus can stoled and hided teh bukket mebbe?
omg u r so rite! he be laughin at the lolrus in captivity. he say “omg dood i stoled ur bucket and i can get away cuz i lives in teh oceans!”
Somebunny halp lolrus back to his bukkit
Sumbodee tolded him a real finslapper!
Kip Addotta(sp?).. Gotta have a wet dreemm……
Not tonite, I have a haddock!
abalone.
ur jus bein shellfish.
AH!!! I LOVED “WET DREAM!”
Hey, what’s your name?
…Marlin.
im goin’ ter file a missen bukkit raporte
clearly that should be ROBLMAO
shouldn’t it be :: ROBLMFAO ?
wear dem bukkits goin? first kitteh losez den lorus. is conspeeracee?
ah feelz 4 lolrus. seel beein knot niss 2 laf at lolrus….
this will be a CLASSIC. it is perfect
its actually in immense pain.
pls don’t tell me ur srs.
do not want lolrus to be in pain
very nice
i love it
lmao?
what a cat? lol
Please to be look here for teh love life of anudder lolrus:
http://www.cnn.com/video/player/player.html?url=/video/offbeat/2007/06/07/roussey.walrus.love.trainer.cbc
Epic lulz.
iz seelionz. gots bad jokes. gonna take uz down, mf*
alsoz, has hiccupz
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Where did u get ths piktr d’d u gt it frm whr its frm
lol very creative
awe lol coolness much?