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Hitler Cat is planning world domination.
That’s the first thing I thought of too!
Thas EXACTLY what I thought.
This is totally what I thought of!
http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/cgi-bin/seigmiaow.pl
haha, just what i thought as well
No, kitteh, don chew on mah penses!
*splat*
uh oh, too lates…
Win! I knew there was a reasons kitteh was all besmirched.
Am I reelly furst! Wow!
Anyway,
Wit wut I used ta make, deh kitteh culd mebbe buy a few cheezbrgers, not
many. So has fun, little kitteh, and tell everybuddy dere dat I said Hai.
kthxbai.
Hehe kitteh makin good muneez doing nuffing at my jawb!
Jess lyk MEH!! O yah, kitteh awlsow streemly bord. *yan*!!1!
Oh, noes, more camed up before me. Wuz not furst, after all.
Mebbe next time, huh?
I can has Soo-purrr-vizer posishun now? plzkthx..
I iz new snoopurrviser, Can has buttkissing?
WIN!
I iz new snoop-purr-vizer. Can has kees to execu-cat litterbox?
Oh tank yew, it’s about tiem sumbuddy did that 4 me. Whew!
Teh Kliban Kitlers r taking ovr … can wurld dominashun be far beehind?
O … sorree KickahaOta … jus saw ur comments … oops!
The strangely shocked expression on this Kitler’s face is more
“oh noes! jus bin sakd”
Whut dis meen, peenk slip?
Or maybe “Oh noes! Battle ov Normandy not goings our ways!”
Psst, kitteh, lemme tell u sekrit: Ifs u spen mos of teh day on ICHC, u be veree much happier dan doing job. Dat whut I do. *wink*
HEETLAH KATT WIF A CRUKED MUSSTASH.
I’m in your chair, wondering why the hell you put me here.
WHERE MA STAPLER!!!!
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Or, for KITH fans, “MY PEN!!! That man took my pen!!”
haaa. MY PEN!
now i no whos th’ boss is…..
MANAGER KITTEH WOULD LIKE WORD WITH U
*gulp*
YOU’RE FIRED
Hai staplr kitteh wat’s happenin?
In ur offyce, chewn on ur pens.
korprate cat wants those projekshuns by noon
Kitteh’s lookin at teh WEENUS an kitteh is not happeh!
He not likes teh cover. Iz all rong.
Oops…rong reference dere..I wuz thinkin of TPS riports…BonzoGal got it rite, tho.
*WENUS* Pleh.
roflmao
so much awesome!!1!
Iz bout tim kitteh maks own monies for chzburger. Him was getn xpnsive!
kittah wuz tire of beggeen, “i can has cheezburger?”, en nao kittah haz job to mak da munnees to buy da cheezburgerz…kittah are fynansheealy indapandant…
Ah, yyyyaeaaaah… Did you get the memo? It’s just we’re putting new coversheets on all the TPS reports before they go out now. So if you could go ahead and try to remember to do that from now on, that’d be great. All right?
hey kitteh…. whaaaaaaat’s happening…
I believe you have my stapler
doez office kitteh take mai secertaree 2??????
“What do you mean I have to work this caturday!”
btw, is this birfmark kitty? (http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/06/04/i-know/#comments)
I waz wunderin same ting, luks lik same kitteh!
You bickwitus hitler/chaplin kitteh lands manajmint job
“You bickwitus”
*lolz*
your snappy retorts… are… everywhere?
….and laffin at the kibble you call paychek…..
how you buy me more mice and nip and stuff wit dat ? you haff to go witout hooman……
I’m in ur office earnin ur salry…
…while ur lookin at lolcats on the interwebs…
so v tru!
Charie Catlin, in: “The Office.”
Oops – should be, Charlie Catlin.
secretariesz, hold all callz..!!1!
And get In-n-Out on teh line!!1!
kthx
Boss kitty is managin ur employeez
Lolz
een your offize smokin de crack!
YES! I just knew you guys would post a Kitler for my birfday! Teh awsumzzzz!!1!!
Aww! Happy birthdehs, Saintp!
I hope you gets a big, tasty cakes!
Oh, thank you! I can’t waits until tonite when I get delicious cake ‘n’ cheezburgarz!
HAPPY BIRFDAY! Eeet cake (nomnomnom), drinkz beerzGlurpglugglurp)! An sleepz late if u can!!
Happy birfdayz to u, happy birfdayz to u, happy birfdayz, Dear Saintp., happy
birfdayz to u. And many mooooooore.
Happi birfdae!! partie lyke itz 2999!
You guys are all awsum – thanks fer birfday wishes!
I got a Bedazzler!!! WOOT!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! plz to bedazzlez new birfday jeens? put ICHC in seekwinz on ur budonkadonk! k luvyabuhbai!
yeah, Saintp….dat wud be lolsum!!!
It be ur birfday??? Happee dai to u saintp!! May u git manee manee lolcats 2 celibrayt ur speshel dai wiff.
Happy, happy…joy, joy Saintp….I been gone travlin’, but now I’m back-wishin you many, many more! Remember, yu maybe older than yu ever wuz, but yur still yunger than yu’ll evur be again!
What do you mean I have to work on Caturday!
is this birfmark cat?
da coffez terrubul, de seets in de reschroom’s alway messed up, i tooks pay kut, de peeples next to mee iz too loud, dere bin lots uf layawffs, de stupit ‘puters neber wirk, i get stuk wif other peeples werk, but still, i keeps comin back– i got insherance.
an 401k’z!
LOL!!1! Teh kitteh werks at mah offiss! I goes to visit kitteh at his desk an we read ICHC together. V much teem bilding event.
Insherance and paid vacayshuns–all dat maykes deh werk werthwile, and onlee
just bayrely at dat!
OMG dats JUST like mai job. xcept i do NOT have insherance:(
Yarite. OK, U sry fer teh haff-mustash shaev. Wher mai MkD’s cheezburger?
Kitty looks like wearing batman hat.
I is batcat!
This report is inadequate. Frankly, I expected better of you.
YOU IS FIRE!! I TRUMP DE TRUMP WIF DE VARY BAD HAIRS!! BWAHAHAHA!!!!1!
HR cat will see you now.
HR cat thinks
ur not so grt actshly
Procurement Cat asks:
“Price inkreeses are teh suck…I can has biggr ekspedichurz bujjit?”
Kitteh can have my job. But I don’t make enough even to get cheezburger
No kidding, i haven’t had a cheezburger in weeks
You been lookin at innernets on companee timez! What’z dis i can has cheezburger site? U on it moar dan werkin. u fire. go home an look at sillee kitteh pikturz!
Much lol!
But then kitteh wunderz…how Iz gunna ern teh munny fer teh cheezburgerz nao??
Daonsyzing suxez.
Ackshooallee, Iz got fyred frum lookin at mycathatesyou.com
not so great. stoopid big company. but i iz all right now! glad to be gone, dey was takin all my cheezeburgers and lols….
Dat wud b horrubl! Fyred frum wurk fur luking at onlyn kittehs. Luking at onlyn kittehs is dah onlee wai I gets throo dis jahb. (Dus gib u moar tym now 2 lok at kittehs!!1)
I agreez CBSB… I thot dis wuz phunnie cuz it cat baus. He lookin at it too! Hypocrat! Member…tellz baus lookin at onlyne kittehs part of new werk destwess relacksashun programz!
….trrrrryin to theke over se worrrld….
No wants salry! Two stringy..no wants broccolleez too! Wants cheezbrgr!
Parker! Get me a new Spiderman picture PRONTO!
Is there anyone you can has trust, J Jonah Kitteh?
Mai barber. K thx bai. :p
GOODEH!!!
Skool Hedmasster sez: FAIL.
sez no to kitteh labr!
JANICE PLZ ORDR THREE MOAR BOXSES OF SHARPEEZ KTHX.
So I ken has balck colorz on ovver sidez if mah mouf!
HEE!!!1!
NO, IZ CUZ I WANTS TO GET HI. LULZ!
*SSSSNNNNIIIFFFFFFF*
I’s ur Projex Managr
I’s managin ur projex
BOSSCAT IS NOT AMUSED
Ware dat asistent wif the Starbucks I ordered?
Akchooallee, YOU r in MY offiss, bein called on mah carpit!
early lolcats
http://www.boingboing.net/2007/06/06/laugh_out_loud_cats_.html
lolz…remember me from da birfmark?
In ur office, surfin’ teh internets.
BOARDROOM KITTEH THINKS COMPANE MERGERZ ARE FOR SILLY GEESE!
*quack* AFLAC!
Im in ur office…cookin ur books
Im in teh Reich Chancellery
passing lores against Dogz
Hail HitlerCat!
Kitteh, u can come and do ma job whenever u like…
can kitteh lift a fifty pound monitor? uh oh… mehbee u shouldn’t try…
Wen Ise rich i bi otha harf musstash!
Fur evybuddy hu noes mah jahb prolems wiff mah bad bauss — DIS B MAH NU BAUSS!!!!11!!
OMG!!111!! PONIES!!1!!!!
Dus lyf git anee bettur dan dis??
Fo reel CBSB! Dailee snorgles, afternewn napz.. HELLZ YEAH!!!
Much, much bettah dan stoopy hoomin wif ego problmz!
Yay, ‘lissa! So much moar awsum!!!! Gonna go cuddel mah nu bauss rite now.
Kan giv bauss nomnoms an no sekshul rassmnt!
Bauss cat is baussing.
This kitteh is very serious! stop lolling or ur fired!
He looks disgruntled with his pay… he shouldn’t've taken my job!
As far as lolcats go, this is pretty original!
And funny, of course.
Very nice lol
I wonder how he got a job? lol
him can has teh mos lolificayshums!
Catbert, Evil Director of Human Resources
i iz FIRDZ?
First we annexes cheezeburglerland, and den we finds where dey growz da katnip.
BJ kitteh victim of Hawkeye prank.
no ofens to Alum Older, buts wut i want see is dis wif Jayme victim of Adam pranks.
o dat cud becom manifisint vendetum. jus imajin!
Bob was certain no one would notice if he sent his cat Frank in to cover for him that day.
cute picture! but i wonder what would a cat do with his salrey?
YOU VILL OBEYZ ZE ORDERZ
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