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..cheezbrgr?
kitty: Pancakes
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..cheezbrgr?
kitty: Pancakes
photo and caption by: Laura
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U want I dishpose of u leftoverz? kthxbai
Dat’s not cheezbrgr whut smells — that’s broccoli! I hates it.
PLEH
this broccoli is insufficent
yesh! run away!!!11! it luyk lyke helf fudz!1!
Do. Not. Want!
yesh, pleh for sure.
nnoooo. no trees on mai plate!!!
Whai u gots treez on ur playt?
whaz on yer plate?
quin-o-wha you talkin’ ’bout?
south american granez? pleh!
I dunno what it is, but it sure looks good to ME!
I love this one!
You kids are so clever with your captions!!!!!
I EATED YOUR CHEEZBRGR BUT I ARE STILL HUNGRY.
Oh NOES!!! Mah nuu ownurs b vegitayrian!!!!
nono, thar beez teh feesheez on teh pl8.
no veggitayrian meal.
but sure lookz wary healthy wif teh couscous and teh broccolli. *nom nom* WANT
Kitteh wantz omega 3 fatty acids! Whattasmatta with broccoli? Is gud stuf; steam an toss with a bit of sesame oil … is rilly rilly gud!
btw, fish iz vegetarium. fish iz not meet. i wuz rayzd vegetarium :]
Cant tell you how often I’ve seen that look from my Sami-cat.
“R U gonna finish that? I can finish it foar u.”
Yeah, whyle ur still eetin it! “Oh, hai, u dun yets?” “I JUS SAT DOWN”
Yeh, kittehs b VERY proactive in regardz 2 helpin wid finish ur mealz. Dey considerz it a sakred dooty to be SO helpful.
do want
Ders dem treez on dat plate!!
“Y HALLOOOO THAR!!!!” –> invisible leftovers
btw, if that thing in back is fish, I’m REALLY surprised there isn’t a paw to go with that curious face. “Dis smellz gud. Nom. I will has. Kthxbai.”
With kittehs, NOM always comesz before asks!
yesh. an somtimes *GACK* *GACK* *GACK* comesz aftr NOM NOM NOM.
or worse “*lrk, lrk, lrk…. Guhh-HHAAAAAACK!” when somekitteh has eated their snack too fast and then cant help but horf it right back up
UGH!! Thass the sound teww - yu’v “craptured it”!
Damn….gotta clean da coffee offa my keyboard again!!!!! LOL!!1!!
So true.
“NOM NOM NOM. Oh…hai, mummah. I can has ur feesh?”
With my slightly chunky kitteh, Tonya, there is no asks, there is only steels (one time when she was still little, she got up on the back of my chair, jumped over my shoulder and snatched a piece of chicken right out of my hand as i was about to take a bite and ran off behind the bookshelf alternately growling and making the usual *nomnomnom* sounds)
then the little beast came out from behind the shelf, laid down at my feet and looked at me as happy as could be, licking her chops with an expression that said “O Hai, I eated ur chikkin, do u has moar?”
My other kitteh, Shadow is polite like the one in the picture, if a little insistent… she’ll keep bumping into me with her head and looking up at my plate with her whispery little 5dB half-meow as if to say “i can has sum, plz…..prtty plz?” and more graciously, she’ll sit right next to me while giving off the *nom nom nom* noises instead of running off with her snack like “k thx bai”
i fink luks lik toooona!!!1!
WANT!!!!1!
u can has treez an mushee stuff. kthxbai.
Oh der half bin paws near dat plate! We half to curtail dem paws a lot!
Ha! Kitteh with fish on teh brainz strik fast, lik cobra!
naw bebe dat b da kuskus. it wood b a nashteh cheezburger
onoes, not be cheezbrgr, be dem trees on dat plate!
me wants! gimme gimme!
it has feesh, it has brokklees, it has sumfin yellow or what– iss okay, i eats, thx
I no see cheezburger…I see whut lukk liek nice peece of sammon, tho! Kitteh luv sammon (nom nom nom)…
nope. Iz a Brokly burger
Iz not cheezburger, iz snapper.
Lots of paws, half to curtail many paws during din-dins!
I love this kitteh’s name: Pancakes. Makes me smile.
This is kind of off thread, but I need some help. My kitty came home today
from the vet, for a trial to see if she will eat at home. She has kidney and liver
problems, don’t know why, but I suspect she stuck her nose in the lily plant I
got for mother’s day. She has NEVER shown an interest in plants before this and it
was put where it was not easy to get to and I never saw her near it. But, something caused this. But the vet says sometimes it just happens.
She can only stay home if she eats. She has never been interested in people food, which I figured was good. But right now she is not interested in eating her
normal food either. She eagerly begins to eat, but stops after only one NOM.
Does anyone out there have any suggestions that might tempt her? Right now
she eats Hill’s prescription diet WD. And she has always loved it. She has
not eaten since Friday. HELP!!!! PLEASE!!!!
Oh, sorry to hear that. Was it a peace lily? Poor thing. Sometimes cats just get a crazy idea in their head about plants even after they’ve left them alone. My parents’ cat recently started eating the FAKE plants after he’s lived there 5 years!
Does she like chicken? When our animals had problems eating, sometimes we’d start them on rice with chicken broth and then work some tiny pieces of shredded chicken in there. Then eventually work back into the cat food…
I wonder if she’s just scared of eating because the last time she really ate, it was the plant and made her sick. Might take some enticing. Good luck, Scarlet! *hugs*
My vet had us use baby food meat, ever so slightly heated up to release the meat smell. Be very careful to get meat that has NO onions, as they are really bad for kittehs.
If she hasn’t eaten since Friday, though, you might want to call the vet again- is she drinking water?
Yep. what u said. I was a vet tech for 3 years, and meat baby food usually stimulated an appetite. Or Hill’s A/D formula. But yes, also back to what Tiny cheez said, If a cat dosen’t eat especially if kitteh is overweight, fatty liver disease is dangerous. I would check w/your vet before trying anything, but baby food usually works. GOOD LUCK!!! I Be givin prayers for kitteh!
Scarlet:
My kitz get raw homemade food, and the thing that sends them into insane amounts of NOM NOM NOM is ground rabbit. I have a recipe–there’s a supplier I buy from who raises the rabbits herself, and they’re WHOLE ground rabbits–bones and organs and the works. I mix the ground rabbit with egg yolks, salmon oil, vitamin E, vitamin B, and taurine…and then I get out of the way so I don’t get caught in the stampede to the bowl! You could probably shortcut it, just as a test, and try the rabbit with just the egg yolks.
Actually, now that I think of it, there may be an even easier shortcut: Go to the healthfood store/vitamin place and get salmon oil capsules. When you go to feed your kitteh, poke a hole in a capsule and drizzle the contents over the food–you know, kinda like an olive-oil garnish! (This is how I got my finicky kitteh over to raw food–the oil is good for them, and apparently they think it’s delicious, though every time I’ve gotten it on my hands it smells like DO NOT WANT. They start by licking up the oil, and then just sorta keep going.)
Good luck to you and your kitteh–feel free to e-mail me if you want to try the raw food idea!
Have you tried good old fashioned tunafish? Try the chunk light kind, not the albacore - it’s softer and “fishier” than the albacore.
You might want to talk to the vet about her medication. My kitteh is on Tapizole for her thyroid problem (which can trigger kidney problems), and sometimes the medicine makes her not want to eat (mah kitteh is 18 years old). I called my vet about it, and she said to stop the medication for a dose or two, until she starts to eat again. Then we work our way up to the normal dosage again. I’ve been doing this for years now, and Miss Bubbles is still with me!
My darling cat was a feral cat who came out of the woods and trained us to be her slaves. Among her wishes was a food to give her a better quality coat, as it is tough to be in the wind and sun and dust so much. We gave her an egg one day, and she nommed it up. Then we read it wasn’t safe, so we cooked the next one. She emphatically did not want. She looked at me as if to say, “Look Lady, I eat rats, birds, and gophers. Why are you worrying about a few germs in an egg?” So she gets raw eggs. This seems to make her tummy feel better when she has eaten something that doesn’t agree with her (the occasional lizard) and when she has a tapeworm an egg comforts her until I get her to the vet. It is an adventure living with a cat who is so devil-may-care, but we respect the fact that she survived beautifully without us, so we can’t dictate any terms to her. Anyway, an egg might be just what a poor under-the-weather kitteh might like . . .
You’ve probably already done this, but I did a google search for plants hazardous to cats and there’s tons of sites, but here’s one from cat fancy that has an alpabetical list: http://www.cfainc.org/articles/plants.html
‘rilla kitteh stopped eating once and we went to deh petstore and got a can of “milk” that was like Ensure would be for huumins. Don’t know if that woud help her or not?
Sure hope she gets better!
Baby food is a good one to try. We had an 18-year old cat die of kidney failure and in the early stages of his decline the only way we could get him to eat was to mix in Chicken Liver baby food with his wet food. Good luck to you and yours, having a sick kitty is so hard. My heart goes out to you.
ScarletKitty–Hill’s makes a Prescription Diet formula called a/d especially formulated for animals recovering from serious illness or major surgery. It comes in both dog and cat formulas. I have used both. It was very helpful, both the dog(who was a major picky eater) and the cat loved it. Hope your kitty gets better.
Vets can also prescribe appetite stimulants to induce kittehs to have the NOM NOMs. The danger in letting a sick kitteh go on without eating is that he or she may develop fatty liver disease, which can be fatal if not treated. If you do end up going the appetite stimulant route, do yourself a big favor and get some Pill Pockets at a pet store. They make it much easier for both the human and the pet! *wishing your kitteh much in the way of NOM NOM*
Thank you all so much for your suggestions and your caring! That alone makes
ME feel better. She has been boarding at the vet since Monday and would not
eat there–she was scared. But she has been drinking some, and was getting
IV fluids, too. They are just hoping she will eat at home so we can avoid
more drastic measures. She has never been one to eat people food AT ALL.
She eats the water off canned tuna, but won’t touch the tuna. I put the water
on her dry food today, and she licked off the fluid, but left most of her food.
I am going to try some of these very good ideas; maybe something will work.
Otherwise, I will have to take her back to the vet tomorrow.
And, TC, what is this “Pill Pocket” of which you speak? Will it be easier
to give her meds with it?
Again, thank you to all my dear friends at the Cheezburgers. I just knew
you would come through for me!
U an kitteh in mah prayers!
I hope your kitteh getz well and can nom nom nom at home real soon!
Don forgetz to let us all know how she (and u) iz!!! We be tinkin’ bout u!
P.S. Scooter-ma-pie kitteh eats only Friskies Prime cuts chicken in gravy, but just mostly licks off the gravy and leaves the chickie! picky kitteh
yipes, i hopes u an her is okey soons
de cheezburgers be wif u!
ooooh no, poor kitteh! (i no have kitteh, only snik. (snake). but i knows how i feels when he won’t eat.) poor you. good luck!
*\o/* YAY FOR ANNIE KITTEH AND THE NOM NOMS!!!! *\o/*
*\o/* *\o/* *\o/* *\o/* *\o/* *\o/* *\o/* *\o/* *\o/* *\o/* http://www.pillpockets.com, is down as I’m writing this post, but hopefully it will be up soon. You can find Pill Pockets in any pet store. They’ll be with the r