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SRY, DIDNT WAIT FOR GRACE
Kitty wants a fork, like this guy.
That was some WILD video.
Wha you calls dis? dats no cheezburger!
Waitin fer cutlery? Umm… waitin fer thumbs first, methink.
I thought we agreed kitties use sporks w/ special paw straps?
no.. don’t need em: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypMl2RFTC9Y
Billy Mouth has decided to mention your website on his blog.
Wut?? I’s jest savin’ yer place…wasn’t gonna eet yer eyes creem, rly!
teh vittles wer tender, but the serviz was bad. teh waitres nevr brots mai drink or forkz. teh decor was plezunt but dey no hads cheezburger on menu. kitteh gormay gives two pawz down.
NO tip!
Kitty’s going to be waiting a while… Too many people are reading about the site:
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/business/4862013.html
invisible fork
Invisible spork!
Table Cat is glad that crazee laydee who teechez kittehz to eatz wif forkz is not his mom.
u rather i was invisible facestab knife mommie? >:3
But kitteh, wuz ur turn 2 set tabul!
But kitteh did such a naice job kleening up teh kichen and pikkin teh nice flowrs.
Or alternately, “I’m in ur place, eating ur foodz”
Heh, that works pretty well, rhyme-wise with the original
an a napkeen wud be nyse. also glas soder pawp. an a cheeken appatyser. oh ill have der saled, a big stayke, sum shrims an too tops it awl offs, a great big cheezburger. Tanks. i luvs dis resront.
Is it can be spoonz tiem now, pleez?
i has a hai chair
Happycat requirez implementz.
Ahemmm yessss, I believe I will have the salmon with dill sauce, a bowl of the clam chowder, a glass of your finest red wine, and while you are in the cellar, see if there is a lively rodent on hand today. Thenk yew veddy much.
Not just eny rodent…must to be lively. See to it!
An trus me, if is no lively an you jus jigglin it, i’z gonna kno!
Beccamutt: I take it you’ve seen them feeding teh pythons at teh ZOO??
Yes, that and I’m a fan of the Far Side. Anyone, anyone?
also tsty & nootrishus
Oh hai has u seen Mikey? Do not want teh Life Seereal. Plech.
Is it just me, or does that kitteh look liek Paul Giamatti?
Hahahah TOTALLY. ftw!
No merlot!
I was thinking kitteh was morphing into a French bulldog, or mebbeh Boston terrier…but now that you mentions, is kind of same as Giamatti alsoes.
U wantz I 2 du wutt?? Eet wif my FACE??? Wut kinda uncoof savej u tayk me 4?
Kitteh, you can eat cheezburger wit ur hands!
I haz a fly in my soop.
an heez doin backstroak.
i’z gonna eet im anywayz.
Iz story of my life at Denny’s…gets mah seat, gets mah food, nuffin to eat wif. An unhappy conzumer is me.
Denny’s diskriminatz aginst KITTEHS too??
Doan take it perzonal…Denny’s dixkriminatz agenst everbodee. Dey jus hates cuztomirs.
Yoo righte, Deneez– hoam ov da haff hour samwich. We gibes it to yoo a half hour after yoo ordered.
Umm, u akshually wantz to EET dah fud der?
When I is hungry and is oh-dark-hundred, sometimes sakrafices must be made.
lak of utenzils also at redrobinz. y no fork when i sit down?
(I know, I know, cuz they have to wash all the silverware even if you don’t use it so they only bring you what they think you need to eat your meal with. burger = no silverware = no washing up = one less guy on the payroll. cheap bahstuds)
An always no spoon at TGIF for stirrin mah icetea…. Why for secret happy bundle of tablewears if not gots whut I really want?
Scuuz me, I bleev I ordered the rat au van.
(For all u Blackadder IV fans…)
No tipz for u.
Shouldn’t that be “catlery”?
Yesh!
Ur seet…
iz my seet now.
Soggy porridge. Do not want.
yootensils plz, my kiblz gettin cold
kitteh iz all bai hisself eeting. Waitin fer a frien
Hiz frenz showd up! See WINnerful reply frm david!
I iz gessin it be liek dat comershul wayre kitteh needz help to fynd litrbox (wich seemz tu me liek sumthin yu wuld NOT want) wayre at dah end dey talkz abowt verzhun fur multikitteh howsehold an dah udder kittehs jest pop intu exizistenz. POP! Moar kitteh. POP! Nother kitteh. POP! Stil moar kitteh.
I hopez sumwun noes wut I iz talkin abowt or I iz guna feel moar silleh than yushuwul.
Dis kitteh haz verry gud mannerz. Iz sitting nicely and waiting, not likking
milk frum bowl, not whinin and skwirmin in seat, not coloring on plasematz,
or nuffin. Sertinly hz shown can be rezponzible wit deh utenzils. Breeng dem
now, pls. kthx.
indeedz, kitteh must have vizited teh charm skewl to no how to act like such a jentlman
This has nothing to do with the picture, but I have to share: the cat that I grew up with was never affected by catnip, no matter how much I shoved in her face, so I always kind of thought it a myth… but last night I plucked a piece of catmint from my garden and left it on the kitchen table to give to my 16-year-old kitty later on. Before I had a chance to give it to her, though, she jumped up on the table (which she rarely does) and proceeded to rub her face all over it, knocking it on the floor. She then jumped down and rubbed some more. She was freaking out so much that i took it away from her, but my normally very lazy kitty continued rolling around, licking herself wildly, and even playing with her tail (!!) for the next five minutes or so. It was hysterical!!
And then I died of teh cute.
kwestshun (also not to do with pic): iz a difrence b/w catNIP and catMINT? Duz a kitteh nos?
Same ting. Catnip iz a mint. ANd iz mint.
http://botanical.com/botanical/mgmh/c/catmin36.html
Becca, welkum to the werld of funny kitteh catnip behayvyer! Myne rub theri facez all over thair bowlez and then look wyldlee arownd and do kitteh sprintz all up an down dah hallz. Iz kwite funneh.
thenk u vury mooch!
Fank you, MassCara. On the tag that came with my plant it said “Catmint is a TYPE of catnip”, which is why I thought it was different! And yes, very very funny, although I have to say a little concerning… is it safe to be getting my 16-year-old kitteh stoned?
Zlong azzits for medacull reezins…y not?
Lik Beccamutt, i had a kitteh immune to teh charms of catnip (her sista luvd it, tho), but she went nutzoid for the herb valerian, witch i bought in capsools from health foo stor. I dump coupla open caps in a sock, tie off top, an kitteh (Diva by name) wud proceed to hump it … very funnee!
Doan no about catmint, tho.
Bof kitteh in my haus no like the nip. I hafta keep the basil plant up or dey eated it all up.
My tux kitteh is a meeeeen drunk. He gitz round da catnip, he growls n hisses n bites iffen yoo gitz too close to him. He drools an mekz a fool of hizzelf, den he sleeps it alll off.
Mah kittehs are tux kittehs 2! *sigh* luv their tails.
Sounds like some of my exes.
No yewtensills, no tip.
MOAR !!!
oliver twistcat wud liek some moar plz, sir
Den all davidz kittehs sing:
“FEWD!
Majikal fewd,
Wunnerful fewd,
Marvelliss fewd,
Fabuliss fewd,
Beaful fewd,
GLOAREEISS FEWWD!”
SCRUMPSHISS!
I just planted 18 catnip plants in my garden for the kitties. We usually go for a walk at night and they love their new catnip patch.
Ok, mebbe starin cat has hipmotize me, but is second kitteh in david’s reply lookin in diffurnt direkshun? Dis place Crazeetown!
Also, david’s kittehs look liek reel-life Klibans.
Reel life Klibans! WIN!
Reel life Klibans!
?
*google google google*
Ah!
The Official B. Kliban(r)Cats Web Site
(and second cat is looking to stage left…)
“There can has be no spoon!”
I iz waytin for prayings to Bast for blessing beforz I eats!
edukayshuns!!
Yay!
this guy who hates lolcats just said, “That cat looks evil.
I’m never giving cutlery.”
okey, my cuzzins iz heer, we needz extruh seets pleeze… we needz two dozin cheezburgers an a cupple gallens milk… tank u.
I’z foodz critik. I rites bad rvw in Copycat Tribune tamorow. U go out of bizzness fast.
eye liek hauw teh moar chairz 1 haz a piktur of da kat.
da one on da windowsil? me, too. David wins!
Foargit cutlery. I can has moar cheezburgers?
Man, that is one handsome cat!
I am digging on those EARS!
Four of those cats = scary
Mus stop evil cloning esperimint befor we overrun wit kittehs
Feed me Please lol
Oliver – I want some more please
I DEMAND A SMALLER HAT!!!11!! AND MOAR CHAIRS!!11!1