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nice sack…
cuz’ sakz hewld stuf
Fite teh power, kitteh!
kittehs got a brand new bag.
First teh bags, then teh bukkitz…when will it all end?!
i knoes rite? i comz hear 4 dah warme n’ fuzzies an getz all dis crymez an stress!1!! (..akshulay i lykes dah drama..
bettern dah TeeVee!)
Bag kitteh is auditioning for Target commercials.
YEZ…..I iz out of Z-bag….
Now GEEF EET BACK STOOPID HOOMAN !!
p.s. My kidz luff to shop at Tarzhea’
tarzhea’?!?!
ze fransh axont ees oncroiabluh!
eez eeven bettairh een lolcatz!
Yez, but zhou must zay eet wees a deesdaneful fleek of you weeskares to be reelly effectif. Oui, ees twoo. *fleek*
I wuns axed a kid I bebehsat for whair he com frum – (spektid him say, “mummy’s tummy” er “the stork” or “Gowd”) but he say, clear az kin be, “Tarzhea’”
Spekt he was on sayl. Free 99. Limit wun per custuhmer?
we had tole mah seester win hers wuz leetle thayt her cames frum da KMart. Blu lyt speshul. we loseded reeseat an wuz stuckd wif hers furever.
we call it tarzhea too!
C’mon kitteh, needs somesing to line teh bukkit wif.
Ahahah!
top pic: oh noes! this not litter box?
Mah kittehs likez da bagz coz of krinkel noyz. But laytely one kitteh likez da bagz to make tinkel on so I has to being meanz mama and no leeve bagz on da flore.
But I didz bai noo brand of kitteh littah dey likez. It not make krinkel noyz like bagz does but it havez smellz dat makes kittehs want to make tinkel in it. Brand is Dr. Elsey’s Cat Attract Litter. We like very much it.
Iz made of good stuffs like Yesterdays Mews or Feline Pine? To be flushded?
Purrrina made a good one, but then they stopt. Feline Pine good, smells nice, healthee for kittehs, easy to flush away…
Ma girl kitteh has da dibeetus so she peez bukkets. Othah kitteh no liek yuse bocks full of othah kitteh pee klumps so he yuse karpet, even after I put moar bockses out. Dis littah only wun he liek moar dan karpet.
I telled a fren dat I dint care if wuz mayded out of grinded-up unykorns — it maeks the kitteh yuse the bocks not da karpet so I iz full of happy. Is all nachral, lookz liek clay but makes nice klumps. We no tri da flush wit it so dunno bout dat. Is mayd speshul to feel gud to kitteh toesies and has urbal odur only kittehs can smell wid dose supah-powr noesies dey haz. To hoominz it smells liek nuffin. Unless uf coarse kitteh just yuse it to pewp on!
Da noospapah pelletz? Do not want!
We hoominz goez to store, comez home an unloadzez grocereez. Silly kitteh come over, paw-snag emty bagz off table, commencez to wacket. Silleh kitteh, in course of wacketz, stick silleh hed thru handlez. Him standz up and walkz away–bag followz. Him runz to get away from bag–bag won’t go!!! Kitteh getz madder and madder at bag, trys harder and harder to get away….(We watchinz him all dis tyme, mayke sure nuffin bad happenz to kitteh cuz we luffs him verry much. But…him funneh!) Finely hoominz manage to corral silleh kitteh an removify eevil bag. Kitteh don’t even preciate extra effort; him hiss an yowl an scratch. Not MY fault, I tellz kitteh–yoo brought this on yrself!
Hoominz TRIES to keep bagzez away til we throws dem out…kitteh just EXTRA-silleh.
Silly kitteh, bagses fur my Trixes!
Oh noes !!
I had dis happen to my NuNu kitten….Now Zoe-cat tink she all evil an stuff….
It funny….day get mad at hoominz. but day is really da ones……..Kitties….go figure…
LOL !
Mah seester’z kittehz has veree simuhur sitchewyashun. One kitteh get bag stuk on her and runz arownd crayzee tryin to get it off. Finulee, she getz it off an everyfing gud for her. But her brudder still terrfyed. Mebbe he finks bag monzter ated Phoebe-cat and tuk her shaype.
uh uh, ms gladys lady, is 2 yur faultz bring ebil bagses into kitteh house! Mus takes responsimibilites lik gud kitteh mommy shud! Is OK knoes you luffs kitteh she forgivz.
Oh, yes, mah mummah’s kitteh Beau lufs to go IN teh bagses an den jus luk at us like, “Whut? I not doin nuffing.” Den we lyk BEAU GET OWT OF BAG RITE NAO. Den he be all mad an stuff cuz we not let him smuther.
(First time try to rite in lolspeek.)
Mah kitteh stick head throo handlez of bag what be full of litebulbs and runz throo house paniking and braking litebulbs everwher. Scare me and kitteh Both! But no hurtz just big mess.
Supah storee and wunderfulz kitteh speak, too!
If u haz kwestshuns abowt kitteh speek, plz to see Elfinugget’s
twotorial. Leenk can be fownd on rite syde of deh screen.
Tanks fur poynting out twotorial. I stil lerningz kitteh speak, too. Plz to have paytience wit me.
mah kittah dun dis twoo!!!! but wif beeg shohppin baggses…eet be vewy danjeraws..kittah gits froshtrateded end angree…den she hyd undah bed wif beeg shoppin bageses steell avound kittah’s nayck…eet tyke a whileses for us git kittah phrum undah bed and tykes bag off kittah’s nayk…
OMG that kitty is so cute.
I had a cat that liked to sit on bags.
Wherez mah sacful Krystal cheezburgerz? I sees the sack…but no Krystal cheezburgerz
Do all cat lovers shop at Target?
We really need to do something about cat illiteracy.
I’s in ur shoppung baggs
Lookin fur whut u boght meh!
All ur merchandiz are belong to meh.
winnersomes
Gray kitteh tinks hes Spot the Target Dog.
Kittehs like Target.
Doggees like walmart.
That bcuz kittehs liek fashenz, and Tarzjhay gotz fashenz deeziners wurkin 4 them. Kittehs luv teh Todd Oldham.
Das where I werks! But I runz da resteraunt in da Le Target. Yayes….vary chic no? I jus signz mah chek ovar every weekz.
U no work at eveel WallyWorld … is a gud thing! I likes Target!
btw, ur screen name is wunnerfuls!
tank u!
melissa! i noes i liks u! i runz restrunt at Macy’s.
Yay for fudserviss peeplez! Is your reeserawnt called Cosi’s? in da macee’s where i livz dat’s whut iz callded. Yum yum nomnomnom chiken salit!
akshully, iz called Marketplace. iz lik a deli, wif soupsez an salits (yesh! chikken salit iz WIN) an sammiches (no cheezburgerz unfoarchunutly) an we makes diffrunt foodz everday lik maypul sammon or morockin chikken. much nomnomnom. somtimez i bring hom sammon for mah kitteh veronica. i tryz to be good daddeh.
I wud like vary much too runz place like yorz……. i mek de pizza an de hoddogz.. but me mahsef..mush moar helthy conshus, and r vary foodie minded, but tarjet ees gud companee…I noes peeps luvs mah foodz but summatimez……*sigh* doant like too see fayt keedz.
Haha absolutely adorable.
Kitteh needz to lern how to share!
i’s on ur bagz.. makin da swish swish noisez
I has a bag… ACK! Bag has mai toenail! Yet go you stoopid i’z caught!!!
I giggled
One of the silver kitties (the bigger, stupider one) likes to chomp on plastic bags. Chomp chomp chomp, nom nom nom, then hwark hwark hwark in the middle of the night. He has never learned that plastic bags = barfing, or possible intestinal blockages– he just knows that plastic bags are the best nom noms EVAR.
same problem. one of my kits eats all the crunchy plastic bag she can get. We’ve had to plastic proof the place. Leaving out some wheat grass has some effect but nothing is like the NOM NOMS of plastic bag.
Downtairz kitteh eet sum bag, 700 bukz for doc to maek new tempurrary hole, taek out bag, so up kitteh. owz.
Awwwwwww…….hope kitteh ‘k……….
Kitteh fine.
The top kitteh looks sorta like The Catburger did.
The Catburger had all kinds of weird things for NOM NOMs. He licked windows, walls, computer screens, mirrors, photographs, fans, window screens … and when he was bored, he licked his belleh. There was an awful lot of belleh lickin’ in this haus. *lik lik lik lik lik shlup NOM NOM NOM NOM lik lik lik lik lik shlup*
Ohhhh mah kitteh eet plastik bagz tooo. I herd itz cuz dey wuz weened tu yung frum mammah
it’s cos plastik bags sumtiems made from animul fat (blech) and kitteh sensurtiv nose kan smel it…
ewwww dats disgustin
call da poleese
bag thef iz a felanee
yu goin ta kitteh jayle, u joik
an dis useta bee a nyse neyberhud, too
Mah bag … I mournz it. *sniff*
Ohhh i jus crawlz insidz to napz… awl snuglee in here..zzzzzz….HAY! PUT ME DOWNS! LEMME OUTA HERE! I R NOT TWASH!!!!
Oh! Iz evens teh samez bag!
Tell ur dad if he is goen to leave bags out where you can splore them wen nobody around he gotta cut the handils so as you don’t get choked when u explore contentz etsetera.
However your dad took bag away cruel yet safe. Stupid hoomins.
HEY I LAYDED MAH EGGZ IN THAT! MAH EGGZ! HALP!
so teh kittehs leev egz. stupid hoomins wooldnt beelieve meh. (first time with lolspeak. I arent that good)
In a recent interview, the lolrus was asked to comment on the numerous imimtators he has spawned.
Lolrus: A lot of people think I would be upset by things like “They be stealin’ mah socksez” and “I has a bag” and “bukket has me” and what have you. But honestly I’m not. I truly wish all of them the best. A lot of us started out working off of what came before. I know I was trying out “I can has fishees?” for a while there. And there is definitely creativity going into these new versions. I think of it more like jazz musicians improvising on an old standard than my material being stolen. Will any of the have the same staying power as mah bukkit? I don’t know. But you watch, I’m sure you’re going to see great things from these guys someday.
The interview was unfortunately cut short when the lolrus learned that the interviewer was an accessory to the theft of his bukkit. The interviewer was hospitalized with minor bouncing related injuries. The lolrus is still at arge and still without bukkit.
(Fink ees fuhneeyer in reg’lar speek than in lolcattish.)
Ah lyk teh wurld u livv inn.
Lolrus verreh jennerus. Sept wen it come to bukkit.
LOCAL REPORTER MAULOLED AT SEAQUARIUM. FILM AT 11.
“MAULOLED” Oh, veddy gud, sir, veddy gud!
“Hey, Liz, I thought I’d call and tell you they are having a HUGE sale on cats at Target.”
“Oh Mary, I KNOW. I got the grey one!”
from the martha stewart cat collection at target, I trust
Ewwww. M.S. isn’t reely at tarshay, is she? Iz onlee at deh kmartz, right?
martha stewart is everywhere. you cannot escape her. do not look behind you OH MY GOD
*guffaw*
I knows it. I saw a Martha Stewart artsy-fartsy-craftsy collection of some sort or another at Michael’s. Pleh. Do not want.
I think stendhalismo is now in teh MS prizin camps mekings origami centerpeeses.
Iz no kittehz at K-Mart. Kittehz FAR more up-scale–no KMartz, no WallyWorld. oney Tarzhay. (Axshumally, kittehz wud MUCH rather shop @ Nordstrumz, onley they cantaffordit cuz dey gotz no jobzez. Alzo, Nordstrumz not carriez no shoezez in kittehsize.)
Kittehz no like da Marfa Stooert. Kittehz no lyke their littabox filled wif seasonal potpourri. Am altho zey do appreshiate beeing fed from footed crystal dessert-bowlzez, they fink da tayblesettingz and zentrpieces is too bizzy, not appityzing. (Unless zentrpeece made of fresh-cut flowerzez…then NOM NOM NOM.)
what makes you think nordstoms doesn’t carry shoes in kitty’s size? have you asked?
Yah i’z pritty shure dey hav kittah syz. Dey hav evry syz, rite? Seems lyk it. Gud selekshuns tu!! I’z waitin for mah nu shus tu com in da mayl
NOOOOOOoooooo no mizz stewartz at de le Target!
commin ver soon: marfa stoort at teh macy’s. in cookwayr, in sheetsez, in furnisshur, in towlz. in everfing.
*urk* *urk* *urk*
*GACK*
Pleez, iz Mossimo!
jes…mossimo an de Issac mizrahi! YAYAY!!!!11111!
come see meh i get da teem membah deescount a le target.. heehh not reely i getz da terminashun eef somovver peeplez uses it….
Asset Protection cat says “NO!”
Dat’s rite AP cat! NONOnono! We has manee cameraz! We SEE Everyfing! Day reallie do! But AP Make me feelz safez at werk. AP iz gud fing.
Yes I likes AP, I werkz sumfin like AP but callld LP
and I sayz “NO SHARING DISKOUNTZ!”
it’s not nice to call your mother-in-law such names…
Iz Bagpuss?
Dis one taime, ma black kitteh gots da paper shopper bag frum Macees aroun her neck. She gots skeered, an runned away. HALP! Da bag chased her! BANGITTY RATTLE! General mayhemz and kaoses! She finlee taked refooges unner da bed, naughty bag not fitted unner bed wif her. I finlee catchded her an got da bad mean bag offa her neck. Poor kitteh!!
I gived her bigs hugs, den lafffffftttt!! OMG, I’m da bad kitteh mummy!
lol dis sayme fink happen to me,, see abov
lightbubs! poor kitteh! poor lightbubs! takes many pets an cheezburgers to fix dese kindsa trawmas!
This happened to my kitty too. Got the bag off her and found out that she had tinkled while running. She required a lot of pettings to be happy again.
those look like my hands….. wierddz
MEWSFLASH !!!
http://www.apelad.blogspot.com/2007/06/real-origin-of-laugh-out-loud-cats.html
reeeeeiiiiiiittttee…. lol!
Oi! Kitty better beware of plastic bag!
i has yo bag lol
ransum b 5 million cheezburgers
drop b at midnyt at teh hol in teh tree at park
u no pay, i wil sit n bag wif muh hed in teh loopz lol
*click*
I stoled UR bag, den I repares it. Holze all gon!
I has a kitteh dat onced wor bag as a parashoot. Was lolling when she rans around howse wif it over her nek. Was full of funneh.
Dis bag no be toy, key-key.
Patrick, that’s dangerous for the cat, not to mention likely to give the poor cat a heart attack.
But it is full of funny when they do that.
Hilarious! I love your site.
very nice lol
This is mental
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NOOO MEH BAG!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
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Mean basemunt kitteh takez the nice kittehs bag….
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my cats dances
Nice ripoff of lolrus.
how did you put two pictures in the same lol?
por ketteh sould learn from ninja kitteh