i toled u ta stop smokin de catnip! wut i tells ya? an still u does it? we gon wind up on COPS, get arrifted, u goes to hofpital, iz dat wut yu wants, iz dat wut yu wants?! Buddy, dere is no foolin mee, yer eyes iz big agin, i knows wut dat meens. im sayin dis becuz i luvs yu! u has gots tu has halps!
Kitteh iz lookin so much lik Cameron Diaz http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v200/ariel9/YoungCameron.jpg
but kitteh so best pretties becuz gotz green eyez an sweetie cuteness of loves! Mwah! Wuvs hers. Also, kitteh gotz gorgeeus fuzzrufflz roun herses neck!
O KITTY I BWINKT U WIN
[ blink ]
>.
I blinked first… damn…
*blink*
ah poo…kitteh winz!
I is..hympnotyzed..must bai cheezburger…
lol!
Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don’t look around the eyes, look into my eyes. [click] You’re under!
I LOVE Little Britain. Because I am a Lady.
i iz a kitteh wot doez kitteh fingz!
Staring contest cat is staring.
(loser buys cheezburger)
Mrs. Norris iz watchin u
Luks to me lik kitteh has too many coffees. All wired up.
RLY??? My dad is Aslan??
winalicious
Hep meh I’m hipmotized!
i toled u ta stop smokin de catnip! wut i tells ya? an still u does it? we gon wind up on COPS, get arrifted, u goes to hofpital, iz dat wut yu wants, iz dat wut yu wants?! Buddy, dere is no foolin mee, yer eyes iz big agin, i knows wut dat meens. im sayin dis becuz i luvs yu! u has gots tu has halps!
Dooooooooooooooooooooood………….chill outs. Catnip is still leegil, we’s fine. *giggle*
gotz kandee bar? Ai has teh munchees.
*Luks up number for Betteh Ford Klinik and Promizez*
Kan he leev Promizez to go to teh gym, lyk Lindsee?
Screw rehab! TOoone inn toone out dwopz out…..
*sings* they tried to send me to rehabz, but i sed “noes, noes, noes…”
oh noes, I blunk first!
Lookinto mai eyz
Yooooo wiiiiilllll feeeeeeeed meeeeeeee.
Dis be furst staygez of deh Syentologees. Kitteh needz help NOW or dey
will keep takin hiz moneez forevah.
Hahahaha! No u cannot has audit! Doant give any muneez kitteh!
Grace Slick kitty
has done too much LSD
can see forever
are you ready for your cat scan ?
Kitteh hav unfair advantag. He in cataleptic state alrudy.
In ur face
staren u down!
WOW!!! U R an R.O.U.S.!!!
Srsly, I haz a kundishun wif mai fyroyd mekkin meh buggy ayd. No fare laffin.
(I gived dis 1 5 cheezy boogrs but can’t make dem sho wif mai coment. Bad browzr prob.)
Kitteh pertendin heez big lyn mezmrizin hiz fud.
Kitteh iz lookin so much lik Cameron Diaz http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v200/ariel9/YoungCameron.jpg
but kitteh so best pretties becuz gotz green eyez an sweetie cuteness of loves! Mwah! Wuvs hers. Also, kitteh gotz gorgeeus fuzzrufflz roun herses neck!
LOL!!!! My wee Muffin DOES look like Cameron Diaz. I never noticed this before.
Kittehtranse! Wakes up kitteh! *wavez feesh in face*
I knows it b dere! Dere is nuffing I kan du ’bout it. Is birfmark.
I can has decaf pleez?
Boa constrictor cat sez: “trust in meeeeeeee…”
My Human starez n2 mai Izes
Lukz 2 me daown an wunderz Yzes
He haz the urj to 2 bai Sweet Milk an Fish?
My Human has no reulizes
Dat Kitteh can has hypnotizes
To make My Human do jus az Kitten wish
Milk am delishus an Fish are nice
But mai want frum dis klevr Dvice
Am Cheezburger in mai fud dishus!
Jack Deth
Jack, YOU ROCK.
I IS STONED
I am going to wil this contest
i have no eyes lol
i iz doin dis foar dem deelishus cheezburgerz.
i herd luzr buyz.
…weeew… after 2 minits stare kitteh starz muvin…