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is birfmark

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  1. Trey says:

    o kitteh mah kitteh hav sem problum

  2. kittahmakemeschneeze says:

    Da better to skeer hoomins wid. Iz Hitler kitteh, bring me cheezburgers!

  3. Tiny Cheezburger (In Memory of The Catburger) says:

    an’ whut a beautimous birfmark it is, kitteh
    I hopes u likes to have smoo on yer naz, ‘cuz that’s what’s gonna happen
    here it comes!
    *smoo smoo smoo smoo smoo*

    birfmarks are for smoo :D

  4. kitteh has toez says:

    mai noz iz blak hole, u smoo, u getz disapeerd init. cluz: bukkit in der sumwherz. shhh dont tell lolrus. u find, u bring bak, u be hero.

  5. mkat says:

    kitteh been smiffin in paint cans again?

  6. Frostbyte says:

    I can has plastk surgerees?

  7. B! says:

    melanoma kitteh wants SPF.

    Akchooallee, orijinal capshun is teh win! Such a look frum dis hansum kitteh!

  8. dsandman87 says:

    i eated the whole dark chocolate cake
    …i didn’t leave any evidences, did i?

  9. cmerry says:

    meh lykes 2 fink moar charly chaplyn.. b funie b deep NOT b crayzee NAZI biyaotCH! plz peepz don mak me no hillercat! me a catz uf pease kthxbai!!!!11!

  10. miss foots says:

    you may tink its a birfmark but it’s snot

  11. rufuzz says:

    no worry, kitteh. u can has witeout to fix.

    • MassCara says:

      OH NO! Ennybuddy kin save this kitteh!?

      5th June: URGENT UPDATE: MAX IS GOING TO BE PUT DOWN THIS EVENING! If you live ANYWHERE near the Brooklyn area, please have a heart and save this Kitler’s life.

  12. Brown Suga' says:

    I has only half a mustache.

  13. stonemaiden says:

    I iz bin attakt wif a Sharpee

  14. Jesse Custer says:

    moley moley moley MOLEY MOLEY MOLE!

  15. Doug says:

    Yo, dawg. Don’ be hatin on the stache.

  16. Mando says:

    NO I HASNT SEEN UR SHARPEEZ.

    I SWAER.

    WUT.

  17. lorenzo says:

    Serial sharpie abuse is serious business.

  18. D.R. says:

    i wuz in dis bar

    an de guy sez come on out, i wanner talk to yu

    an before i knows it, fists were flyin

    i got stuft in a mailbox

    when i came out, poleese ebreewhere… i goes ta hospitul, dey gibes me stitchiz…

    bottom lyne, i gots cammyoonitey serviss

    a hunnert owers

    lifes crazee, innit?

  19. Osteogal says:

    Whutta u lookin at bald face?

  20. Babs says:

    Is no eckskoose foar takin ova Polund, kitteh.

  21. City chicken says:

    I haz same ting! My humanz call me gravee face… I call it booty mark.

  22. scarletkitty says:

    Furst ting dat comez to my mind is Farside cartoon of deer. One sez to other
    Bummer of a Birthmark, Hal. Deer has target birthmark on himz chest.
    I theenk kitteh gets best of this deel.

    • PlainJane says:

      Luvd Farside … ‘member that one! Mai fav was the broken fishbowl on teh floor, an the one goldfish sez to other: “Well, now we’re all equally screwed.”

      • Lily Kitten says:

        Mai fav was tribalz ingeenious peeplez runnin thru thez hutses wif boom box tv microwavz hollerinz “The anthropoligists are coming! The anthropologists are coming!”

  23. lowly grunt says:

    Superior kitteh looks superior

  24. Enjis says:

    I think what does it for me is the world-weary expression on the kitteh’s face.
    “*sigh* I’ve been asked this a million times. I’m so used to it, it doesn’t even bother me any more.”
    Hee!

    • julie says:

      i know how he feels. I was born with the same birthmark. it’s faded in the past 2 years but i always used to get people tellling me to wipe my nose.

  25. The Crapture says:

    I can has Poland?

  26. TeeBee says:

    Kitty looks bored to me…

  27. Melissa says:

    annyone ‘member da cheech & chong moovie Up in smoke?… no i wuddnt lookin at ur birfmark……

  28. psymon101 says:

    Hillarious!:)

  29. dreads says:

    Mole! moly moly Mole!

    Lol i feel bad for that cat or dog lol

  30. nate says:

    dat mus b sooo phrustr8n 4 uze. teh have to splain always to stoopid rood peepholes.

  31. Ing says:

    my Pea kitteh knowz about thz one. she hasz onez on ze roofs of ze mowf. sheh cans likz it off for yeh. sheh thinks.


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