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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
o kitteh mah kitteh hav sem problum
my Sunnye blacknwhite polydactyl kitteh has da gorilla shape on her noze. ‘dorable!
pix plz
dunno how 2 upload pix to comments – herez link:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v438/markr1969/IMG_0115-1.jpg
oh, thanks! that is adorable. XD do people have to do a double-take when looking at him? o hai gorillacat
No, dey dont. Struck by kyootness.
i do bleev.
awww ‘dorabuhl ‘rilla kitteh vry vry cuewt..
of evil overlord kitties… just found this:
http://flickr.com/photos/jamber/143754213/
tanks! I’ll hafta tell her she’s a celebrity! She’s vry sweet kitteh.
Da better to skeer hoomins wid. Iz Hitler kitteh, bring me cheezburgers!
cheezburger nazis extermiayt all mices
u mean cheezburger yahtzees… bringing
’s to all.
crai
an’ whut a beautimous birfmark it is, kitteh
I hopes u likes to have smoo on yer naz, ‘cuz that’s what’s gonna happen
here it comes!
*smoo smoo smoo smoo smoo*
birfmarks are for smoo
Smoo smoo, too!
Oh, TC, I been out o de loop and dinnot no u lost Teh Catburger. So sorry to heer dat
*big hugs for you*
mai noz iz blak hole, u smoo, u getz disapeerd init. cluz: bukkit in der sumwherz. shhh dont tell lolrus. u find, u bring bak, u be hero.
Wow.
kitteh been smiffin in paint cans again?
maeh pen xplode
on maeh nose
I wuz lolling too hard to click on teh burgerz to rate this!! hee hee hee…
I can has plastk surgerees?
melanoma kitteh wants SPF.
Akchooallee, orijinal capshun is teh win! Such a look frum dis hansum kitteh!
i eated the whole dark chocolate cake
…i didn’t leave any evidences, did i?
meh lykes 2 fink moar charly chaplyn.. b funie b deep NOT b crayzee NAZI biyaotCH! plz peepz don mak me no hillercat! me a catz uf pease kthxbai!!!!11!
He do look like da Little Tramp!
you may tink its a birfmark but it’s snot
win
Yes, v much winning
no worry, kitteh. u can has witeout to fix.
kitteh get hi on witeout
http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/cgi-bin/seigmiaow.pl
kitty kitty is a kitler
OH NO! Ennybuddy kin save this kitteh!?
5th June: URGENT UPDATE: MAX IS GOING TO BE PUT DOWN THIS EVENING! If you live ANYWHERE near the Brooklyn area, please have a heart and save this Kitler’s life.
I has only half a mustache.
iz only haf nazee.
I iz bin attakt wif a Sharpee
moley moley moley MOLEY MOLEY MOLE!
Yo, dawg. Don’ be hatin on the stache.
NO I HASNT SEEN UR SHARPEEZ.
I SWAER.
WUT.
Win!
Serial sharpie abuse is serious business.
i wuz in dis bar
an de guy sez come on out, i wanner talk to yu
an before i knows it, fists were flyin
i got stuft in a mailbox
when i came out, poleese ebreewhere… i goes ta hospitul, dey gibes me stitchiz…
bottom lyne, i gots cammyoonitey serviss
a hunnert owers
lifes crazee, innit?
Whutta u lookin at bald face?
Is no eckskoose foar takin ova Polund, kitteh.
Mein Cat!
I haz same ting! My humanz call me gravee face… I call it booty mark.
Furst ting dat comez to my mind is Farside cartoon of deer. One sez to other
Bummer of a Birthmark, Hal. Deer has target birthmark on himz chest.
I theenk kitteh gets best of this deel.
Luvd Farside … ‘member that one! Mai fav was the broken fishbowl on teh floor, an the one goldfish sez to other: “Well, now we’re all equally screwed.”
Mai fav was tribalz ingeenious peeplez runnin thru thez hutses wif boom box tv microwavz hollerinz “The anthropoligists are coming! The anthropologists are coming!”
Superior kitteh looks superior
I think what does it for me is the world-weary expression on the kitteh’s face.
“*sigh* I’ve been asked this a million times. I’m so used to it, it doesn’t even bother me any more.”
Hee!
i know how he feels. I was born with the same birthmark. it’s faded in the past 2 years but i always used to get people tellling me to wipe my nose.
I can has Poland?
Kitty looks bored to me…
annyone ‘member da cheech & chong moovie Up in smoke?… no i wuddnt lookin at ur birfmark……
Hillarious!:)
Mole! moly moly Mole!
Lol i feel bad for that cat or dog lol
dat mus b sooo phrustr8n 4 uze. teh have to splain always to stoopid rood peepholes.
my Pea kitteh knowz about thz one. she hasz onez on ze roofs of ze mowf. sheh cans likz it off for yeh. sheh thinks.