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Az far as this bukkit goez, Minus is a little too plus.
win! He Lane Bryant model.
careful !!! those lane bryant girls will kick your ass !!! LOL’S
Yah! I aint no bantam weight miself, so watch ur bak … Fluffy Gurls Rule!
Fluffy gurls r teh sheet, I is wun! We rox!
Us fluffigurlz iz da BEST.
(If its so many fluffigirlz, howcomez when I goez to buy clotheses, whole rackx sez “Size -3″ an “XXXXS”??? Or are themz just da onliest onez left, bcuz the fluffigurlz done boughtened up all da REAL sizez??? Inquiring fluffigurl wantz to knoe.)
i keep asking myself taht same question gladys. O.o
eetz so weird! i just recently read, that in my country 50% of ppl are supposed to be ovarweight alreddy, but when i look at the store stuffz eet lookz like maybe 5% are and they all just likez ugly clothes? coz the xxl section stuffz always lookz ugly. and also only fits if u is moar den 200 poundz. =/
I modeled for FashionBug a few times, in the local store. They do little fashion shows when the new stuff comes out… so I would go in and put on clothes and strut a little.
I iz rawthur fluffy, but I iz pritty. 
Lane Bryant too spensive foar mee. I can has Cherokee woomun from Le Target?
I iz fluffy petite, I need Land’s End. Lane Byant too big for mee..
Fluffy petite zo hard to findz. Land’s End has? I cheks it owt.
Le Target, now u be talkin! Point me rite to teh size 14s, plthx.
Fluffy gurls … we *enjoys* r cheezburgers w/o teh angst!
Chia Pets…..now with real cats! Just water and watch them grow!
Poing
rly hate dis “one syze fits all” cwap.
Ummmm..lil help plzz…..I r shtuk!!!
Iz tyme to move teh kittehplaynt to biggur paht.
hHhHHAHAHAHA
Kitteh rite on edg of sil, an one “tip” from … Catastrophe! Oooo nooooo!
The Catburger used to put his butt in my face all the time. So I would say: “I’ve been ASSaulted by catbutt! What a CAT-ASS-trophe!”
Ummmm lil halp? IZ SHTUCK!!
‘pooter shtuck too! (hai, ‘lissa!)
Hai hunee!
i has bazket. iz not so grt akshly
I ar a tiny kitten
or mebbe just delusional
or both
I r too flowrz! Ir beootiful bouqet! Smellz mah flowry aromaz….*POOT* HAHAHAHA! GOTCHA STOOPY HOOMUN!
I wur tiny kittun las nite wen ah went tu slp in mah buckit. Whut happund?
Kitteh must be watered regularly and placed in plenty of sunlight.
Mah kitiz agreez wif sunlyte, but no agreez wif teh waturz. Dat be teh eevul. Kitiz in dis howz gitz waturd when dem iz badniss.
Iz catnip plant?
onlyz if it bytz u.
I ar fitting in siz 2 baskit….no srsly I cans fits…
monorail kitteh in teh drydocks for rehparz.
Iz monopod cat.
like lolusc!
lol, so win! (snicker… lolusc!)
I’m not scientific enough to get this
I tooked a nap in heer and dreemed I eeted teh fluffy bunnees. When I wakeded up all the candees was gone and nao i’s stucked.
Heheh kitteh eated entyre Eester baskit, now tummy hurtz
Lolrus git meen wen he drunk. Glad he shove me in bukkit rather than bukkit up me….
Yay! My Minus-Man is online! He is famous! As sweet as he is, he’s always been a little dumb. Last night he was trying to sleep in the box my flip-flops came in. The other caption I was working with was “I rly needz to has a dyit”, tho in his adorable defense, he is not fat. He’s big furred.
be he a mainely coon kitty? him tayell sort ob look like he mite be….
I have one that looks like Minus’s twin – except he’s black and white. With his huge neon yellow eyes, he is pretty much the fluffiest, most adorable cat I’ve ever seen. He found us last year so I wasn’t sure what he is, but we did some research online and decided that he’s a Turkish Angora.
I don’t know what he is – I am his third (and LAST) mommy – so I have no idea. He’s a big fluffy ball of black hair tho. His “brother”, Cujo, looks like he has a lot of Maine Coon in him.
Michelle, I luffz ur MinusKitteh!
Him juz tryz to fynd nyc sakure place. Him juz fergottid him no fitz in same stuffz az when him TINY KITN!!!
LOL
now THIS is scary–we have a cujo here, too….. two-year-old red dear who refused to answer to the perfectly fine name of “brian” as a kitten…. sat around one day trying EVERYTHING. had gotten down to “zucchini” with no response, when from somewhere, “cujo” came to mind. little punk perked up his ears, and hasn’t answered to anything else since. sigh. how to convince him he’s NOT a st bernard… or a dog. people are afraid to meet him when they just hear his name. ha!
That’s funny. People think I am disturbingly morbid when they hear I have a “Minus” and “Cujo” at home. I didn’t name Minus, but I did name Cujo – my 3 year old step daughter wanted Argo and I wanted something that reminded me of my dad, a Stephen King aficionado like myself. We settled on Cujo, and he is quite a terror. Though a sweet little mama’s boy, he generally wakes me up in the night under the impression that my toes have forced upon him some grave indignity and for this trespass must PAY WITH THEIR LIVES!
I iz still littel.
I are TINY KITN!
IS NOT KITTY IN BUKKIT!
IS POTTED KITTYBUSH!
I can has roflbot picture! yay!
is almost bukkit. kitty takes what kitty can get.
That is a VERY BIG BUCKET, indeed lol
Fortnately Ise retayned mai silf-like figger.
how u stays so slim, kitteh?
[snikrs behin paw]