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DO. NOT. WANT.


DO. NOT. WANT.

by: kat o.

oh no kitteh. but i: do. want. u.

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  1. LadyIce says:

    do want CHEEZE (burger?)

  2. david says:

    Eek! I know someone who looks *exactly* like that when posing for photos! (not showing a photo, ‘cos i’d be killed)

  3. stendhalismo says:

    constipated kitty is constipated

  4. Teehee keep lukin fuh ur pet hamsta, gulibl humin.

  5. D.R. says:

    Piksher is very blurry, can’t see, why? :(

  6. LC says:

    Stevie Wonder cat called to say he loves you

  7. cmerry says:

    iff stoopid cryss anjel can do it I can levitayte 2!! flowt now flowwwttt!!11!!

  8. PlainJane says:

    Kitteh finaly getz it: Life bigg cosmik joke! Neow he look lik Laffin Buddha!

  9. Frostbyte says:

    Concentrating Cat is concentrating…

  10. DJE says:

    Say Cheez!

  11. TW Dan says:

    Invisible uppercut.

  12. Lucy's mommeh says:

    2 much cheez make kitteh constpated. Needz kitteh xlax.

  13. Lisa says:

    Dis is whut owr kittehs look lyke when dey reed ICHC over owr sholdurs, rite? :-D

  14. Da Pickles says:

    Seh Cheez!! *cough*BURGER*cough*

  15. Dr. Ragan says:

    I love this website. I will be including it on my Furry Friends Friday at the PsychologyofClutter.com blog.

  16. fumblestruck says:

    *poot!*

  17. Annie says:

    Somebunny tol dis funny joke at Caturday nite prty!

  18. D.R. says:

    ouch i step on somfing, it’z in my paw, owee owee owee, removez it pleez! :(

  19. David says:

    I IZ SMILIN!

  20. Lobo says:

    Imz on yur bed, leaven u surprisez

  21. BonzoGal says:

    Eeeeeeeeyewwwweee! Whoo kut da cheez?!?

  22. Melvinsmom says:

    i call 1-800-Dentisz?

  23. mental18 says:

    I bet you don’t…

  24. Annie says:

    My teef perfect! See?

  25. CB says:

    all yr guyses captions are way funnier. I wuz thinkin’ constipated kitteh too. “do not want”=FAIL
    invisible uppercut is funneh too

  26. shaungrltoo says:

    White Lightning…S-m-o-o-o-o-t-h goin’ downz.

  27. HUMANSLAVE says:

    look like da kiddy caught in mid A CHHOOOO !!!!!

    bless you babeh…

  28. Melissa says:

    poopty pewpty pants.

  29. Doug says:

    Jack Nicholson cat is being cheeky.

  30. sparky says:

    I finded yer lectricity. Is in dis outlett.

  31. B! says:

    Me-ewwww! Dis a good place for Stick-up! Steenkee hoomanz

  32. shirley ujest says:

    yu noz peepels is thinkn it, but teh nobodeez sayd it…

    INVISIBLE BUTTSECS!!!

  33. Tabitha Twitchit says:

    “I’m poopin’!… I’M POOPIN’!! ….”

  34. Jeanie says:

    Stresst owt kitteh beez makin attemp for meditashun. Qyet whiles i summunz my inner kitteh. Noooooom nooooom nooooom

  35. karen says:

    that cat DOES look like it’s pooping!

  36. Brown Suga' says:

    Looks like he’s got an evil laugh!

  37. Lisa says:

    Surentities NAUWWWW!

  38. Beccamutt says:

    invisible dentist

  39. Lhos says:

    frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt

  40. catserver says:

    Upon returning to retrieve their coats, the party guests quickly discovered why Kate had named the kitten “Pooter”.

  41. dreads says:

    Geez someone woke up on the wrong side of thier bed
    Cat looks like it has a big pile of poop coming out lol

  42. El Catpitan says:

    Ahnold Kitteh feels the power!

  43. Liann says:

    hold on to ur bunz!! were goin into hyperspace!!!

  44. Liann says:

    HOLD ONTO UR BUNZ!! WERE GOIN INTO HYPERSPACE!!!

  45. Roda says:

    SOOOOOOO CUTEZ! ME LOVERZ TEH KITTEH!!!1! LOLZ

  46. neaner says:

    I crak me up!!

  47. Upda-kittys-but says:

    Kitten smilin cos it like da firework up its ars!! Now i jus need to find a lighter to light it!!!

  48. *bloop* says:

    Kitteh looks lyke he bin eliktrocooted…. O.O poar kitteh!! He iz still teh cootz tho! ^-^

  49. PlainJane says:

    New from Ronco — the Supr Dupr Poopr Shootr! Kitteh constipatd? No problem; one shot from teh pressurizd canistr an kitteh be clean as teh day he born! Furst 100 callrs get complimentry scrub brush n bukkit! Call now … quantitees limitd!

  50. stendhalismo says:

    whuh !!! LOL’S

  51. B! says:

    Comes wif bukkit? Ahm callin riyeet now!!

  52. MassCara says:

    DIS IS WHUT LOLRUSESS BUKKIT IZ BEAN UZED 4!!??!?? Ahm not shur he’ll wannit bak after dis. Yew bettah wash it out real gud. Ew.

  53. lunarennui says:

    sayv 1 foar mee!


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