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VAMPIRE CAT

VAMPIRE CAT WILL SUCK YOUR BLOOD

… WILL SUCK YOUR BLOOD

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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Melissa

MOar! Moar! I vant to thuck u bloood! tastes liks cheezburger, rite?

Melissa

I luffs u too behbeh…..How U doin? …..cuddnt resist ;p

 
 
 
 
 
Melissa

Oh noes! I vant to thuck u blood….But cat eeting plant had me! HALP!!!

 
ChAoS-aCiD

Nom Nom Nom, Hmm vewwy gewwd bruuud

 
D.R.

New Diet Blood: all the hemoglobin, half the calories.

 
twostep

isn’t vampire cat out in the sunlight?

oh noes!

whiskers

no, no, vampire cats luv teh sunlight. is how they recharge.

things that go bump in teh night. vampire cats. coming soon to a theatre near you.

Bizarro

It am nawt Teh Cawnt. One biet…ah, ah, ah….

 
 
ManekiNeko

Their fuzzy protects them

 
 
PlainJane

u haz teh flavr i savr … iz gud …*thhhwipppp* Ah! Teh paws tha refreshz!

Melissa

thhhhwipppp….fava beens an a nice chianti!

PlainJane

‘ur gud! *That’s* where i hurd tha sound!

 
 
stendhalismo

*thhhwipppp* ???

what the hell ??? LOL’S

Tiny Cheezburger (In Memory of The Catburger)

Silence of the Lambs, Stend, FTW.

IT PUTS THE CHEEZBURGARZ IN THE BUKKET, OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN

weez

Yes, it will, Precious, won’t it? It will get the hose! LOLZ!!!1!

PlainJane

Buffalo Bill waaaaaay creepier than Hannibal teh Cannibal. Cross-dressin woman-skinnr …ewww.

 
 
stendhalismo

what? lord you people are strange ;o)

 
 
 
 
Betsy

I TOLD YOU THAT WAS MY PLANT. Nao u suffer consekquenses!

 
mista whiskas

halp! itz aftar my flavr!

 
Dave

Vampire kitteh iz in sunlite! It burnses!

 
BonzoGal

The ssssssssun! It burnnnssssssssssss!

PlainJane

hahahahahahahahaha!!!!! (LOL jus doesnt cut it)

 
 
Thornius

Him Stolz my sun joke.

BonzoGal

I ain’t no Him, hunny-pi. ;)

 
 
Flartus

Awl I can say is “MrrOWWWW!”

Poor kitteh. Even my big broter wasn’t quite that meen.

 
mista whiskas

noooo! catnip purrfume too strong to resist!

haschen

teh heddy stank o’ nip maek me wanna ravvish u!
(*nip* effect- axe fer kittehs?)

 
 
katilla

im in ur hammer film bein christopher lee

PlainJane

very hip hammer refrenz, katilla … thos films r hoot, with teh hammy actin an heavin bosoms … great funz!

katilla

an the fake blood flowin liek a fountains lulz

good tiems, good tiems.

 
 
BonzoGal

Hammer Filmz = win.

 
Doug

Respeck four Christofur Lee! Teh win!

 
 
Lisa

STOP! Iff I goez home wiff hickee, mah mummakat will killz me ded.

rufuzz

no worry moar, kitteh. plz to jus be wearin turtelnek until it goez away.

 
 
Manny

Ohhh! Fluffy! I luvs it wen yus nibls me kbls!

 
Melissa

no whut? I jus now looked at dis picshur agin …….i dinnt see 2 kittehs! I jus thot dat open mouf kitteh wuz thucka u bloodz kitteh cuz he looks skeeeewy. DAMN! I can has new glasses plz?

BonzoGal

Me needer! Daaaang! I needz da baifokals!

Melissa

i feelz bettah now..goin ta bedz hope i doant getz biteeez!

 
 
whiskers

count teh whiskers!

gladys

um…as far az i can tell? dere iz only one of u.
i cud be wrong. :)

whiskers

nonono silly…. teh whiskers on teh kittehs. in teh picture. is whiskers going in two different directions. so is two kittehs. but, hahaha, yes is only one of meh, (wink)

 
 
 
gladys

I dint see 2 kittehz neethr. I thot was one kitteh in pretzelly-shape.

 
 
Melissa

The vampire Lecat……. the REAL brat prince!

 
elizabells

Dun wurry, Melissa. I didn see two kittehs either till you pointed dems out, and I IS wearin new glasses!

 
 
laura

these last few posts are so full of win!!

 
stendhalismo

“Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos”

 
 
karen

looks like my two cats when they are fighting.

 
B!

ummmm….wait, what ARE those 2 doing in the bushes? AAaaahhh, sweet springtime!

 
Brown Suga'

Vampirecat is waiting fer blood drop! :P

 
 
Eva Maria

vampayar kat weell play foh you eine Symphonie des Grauens!

 
Marimann

U guyz iz killin me pls stop nao kthxbai

 
Nils

o noes, vampirekitteh be sucking blud from nother vampirekitteh! will dai painful deth!

 
Galactic Chick

they are just kittehs gone wild on the catnip plant they ‘re rolling around in. I had a catnip plant in my backyard and built a cage around it so the kittehs would not eat it down to the ground. I never had to prune it because if a single leaf managed to grow out through the mesh it was immediatley snagged. When I wanted to give all the kitteha a treat I would take the cage off and let them have at it, after about 20 minutes the yard would be lttered with wasted cats. Mine and all the neighborhood rascals too. Lots of fun.
The dog was bewildered by all this activity and would go from one kit to the next checking them out to see if they were ok. Then he would go and pee on the plant.

PlainJane

Great story, GC … sound lik Kittstock … buncha stonr kittehs an their “weed.” LOL!
An that the puppeh standby … when in doubt, pee on it.

 
SarahD

Backyard rave at Galactic Chick’s house! Love your dog’s solution…that’s so…dog :)

B!