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MOar! Moar! I vant to thuck u bloood! tastes liks cheezburger, rite?
Melissa — I juss luff u!!
I luffs u too behbeh…..How U doin? …..cuddnt resist ;p
Dooo’n gud, thx. Almoss Caturday!
lol u guyz r cute !
Liks liek Vampire Kat shud run, B4 mom seez deh plant’s neuw state.
perfect
Oh noes! I vant to thuck u blood….But cat eeting plant had me! HALP!!!
Nom Nom Nom, Hmm vewwy gewwd bruuud
New Diet Blood: all the hemoglobin, half the calories.
omg
isn’t vampire cat out in the sunlight?
oh noes!
no, no, vampire cats luv teh sunlight. is how they recharge.
things that go bump in teh night. vampire cats. coming soon to a theatre near you.
It am nawt Teh Cawnt. One biet…ah, ah, ah….
Their fuzzy protects them
ya he iz
ya he iz
u haz teh flavr i savr … iz gud …*thhhwipppp* Ah! Teh paws tha refreshz!
thhhhwipppp….fava beens an a nice chianti!
‘ur gud! *That’s* where i hurd tha sound!
*thhhwipppp* ???
what the hell ??? LOL’S
Silence of the Lambs, Stend, FTW.
IT PUTS THE CHEEZBURGARZ IN THE BUKKET, OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN
Yes, it will, Precious, won’t it? It will get the hose! LOLZ!!!1!
Buffalo Bill waaaaaay creepier than Hannibal teh Cannibal. Cross-dressin woman-skinnr …ewww.
what? lord you people are strange ;o)
no u strange stend. u no get to be on here if u don’t get references. silly troll.
I TOLD YOU THAT WAS MY PLANT. Nao u suffer consekquenses!
halp! itz aftar my flavr!
Vampire kitteh iz in sunlite! It burnses!
The ssssssssun! It burnnnssssssssssss!
hahahahahahahahaha!!!!! (LOL jus doesnt cut it)
Him Stolz my sun joke.
I ain’t no Him, hunny-pi.
Awl I can say is “MrrOWWWW!”
Poor kitteh. Even my big broter wasn’t quite that meen.
noooo! catnip purrfume too strong to resist!
teh heddy stank o’ nip maek me wanna ravvish u!
(*nip* effect- axe fer kittehs?)
im in ur hammer film bein christopher lee
very hip hammer refrenz, katilla … thos films r hoot, with teh hammy actin an heavin bosoms … great funz!
an the fake blood flowin liek a fountains lulz
good tiems, good tiems.
Hammer Filmz = win.
Respeck four Christofur Lee! Teh win!
STOP! Iff I goez home wiff hickee, mah mummakat will killz me ded.
no worry moar, kitteh. plz to jus be wearin turtelnek until it goez away.
Ohhh! Fluffy! I luvs it wen yus nibls me kbls!
no whut? I jus now looked at dis picshur agin …….i dinnt see 2 kittehs! I jus thot dat open mouf kitteh wuz thucka u bloodz kitteh cuz he looks skeeeewy. DAMN! I can has new glasses plz?
Me needer! Daaaang! I needz da baifokals!
i feelz bettah now..goin ta bedz hope i doant getz biteeez!
count teh whiskers!
um…as far az i can tell? dere iz only one of u.
i cud be wrong.
nonono silly…. teh whiskers on teh kittehs. in teh picture. is whiskers going in two different directions. so is two kittehs. but, hahaha, yes is only one of meh, (wink)
I dint see 2 kittehz neethr. I thot was one kitteh in pretzelly-shape.
Yesh, me too, also!
The vampire Lecat……. the REAL brat prince!
Dun wurry, Melissa. I didn see two kittehs either till you pointed dems out, and I IS wearin new glasses!
PHEW! tanks…
these last few posts are so full of win!!
“Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos”
hoo boy
http://www.boingboing.net/2007/06/01/a_fine_end_to_a_week.html
sweet
http://www.boingboing.net/2007/06/01/schroedingers_lolcat.html
Outstanding. Rilly.
Billionz has been served!
looks like my two cats when they are fighting.
ummmm….wait, what ARE those 2 doing in the bushes? AAaaahhh, sweet springtime!
Vampirecat is waiting fer blood drop!
OM NOM NOM.
vampayar kat weell play foh you eine Symphonie des Grauens!
U guyz iz killin me pls stop nao kthxbai
o noes, vampirekitteh be sucking blud from nother vampirekitteh! will dai painful deth!
they are just kittehs gone wild on the catnip plant they ‘re rolling around in. I had a catnip plant in my backyard and built a cage around it so the kittehs would not eat it down to the ground. I never had to prune it because if a single leaf managed to grow out through the mesh it was immediatley snagged. When I wanted to give all the kitteha a treat I would take the cage off and let them have at it, after about 20 minutes the yard would be lttered with wasted cats. Mine and all the neighborhood rascals too. Lots of fun.
The dog was bewildered by all this activity and would go from one kit to the next checking them out to see if they were ok. Then he would go and pee on the plant.
Great story, GC … sound lik Kittstock … buncha stonr kittehs an their “weed.” LOL!
An that the puppeh standby … when in doubt, pee on it.
Backyard rave at Galactic Chick’s house! Love your dog’s solution…that’s so…dog
Kewl dood! Wait…what?
I recognized that plant right away too ! Your story really made my night, thx !
I HAF CUM TO BITE YUR FLEASES
hydra cat finds nourishment in itself? O.o
deer diary, on caturday, i wuz attaked by plant.
hehehehe!
vampyre kitteh FTW, yo!
alone, in a darkened room
bella lugosi’s dead
Didya see the movie Ed Wood, wher Bela Lugosi died during the filming of tha turky Plan Nine From Outer Space, so he was replacd by Ed Woods’ girlfriend’s chiropractor, hiding most of his face wit a cape?
No? Nebermind…
I seen it PJ! I lub dat moovie! i jus looked at it da ovver day aktuly.
bauhaus rocks!!
The cats have left the bell tower
The kittehs have been bled
Red velvet lines the catbox –
Bela Lolgosi’s dead
(Chase thread, chase thread, chase thread….)
But we sing Bela Lugosi’s still undead!!
kitteh lugosi = much win
i’z releevd i’z nawt teh only kitteh hoo noes hoo bauhaus is.
“U iz keepin ur flavor on teh inside!”
“DO NOT WANT!”
“DO WANT!” *CHOMP*
“Hah hah sux tu be u! I r on Advantage!”
“NO!” *phut*
Advantage: Guaranteed to kill fleas, ticks, and vampire cats.
NOOOooooo…
(lol’s…)
Deer Gawd, thiz ziteiz lo-cocoa.
Whatcha talkin bout? We az sane az next blogoid! (she sayz, twitching an drooling)
FINISH HIM!!!!1!
late, but win
Anne Rice cats stalk the internets?
Vampire cat needs to stop biting kittehs and go kill that ugly puppeh in the next post!
A little Feline Nasferatu AKA Cold Cat Darcula. I LOVE this one! Where do you get the pictures from. I get emails forwarded to me CONSTANTLY with cats in them and most are the same over and over. I’ve never seen pictures of THESE cats before. Your site is GREAT! Keep it up!
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“teh blud is teh lief and it shall be mines”
Tish! You spoke French!
One is grooming and the other yawning, but vampire idea funny too…
ha, that aint no grooming. thems is gettin their luv on.
That is so cute
LOLZ! Dis full uv win an awsum!
aksully, if you look close, looks like REAL surprise buttsecks is happenin’ to dat poor kitteh. is no gud.
LOLZ, THE JOKES ON U, I HAS TEH AIDS!
Roflmao
mmmmm… vampire blood…
Good for your Emo cat
– Iams
I’z ur boyfrnd…
Givn u a hikee
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GET TEH UNIONS!!!!
get teh garlic! get teh garlic! … wht!? noe garlic in teh garden!? OH NOES!
onions? is garlik
WOOT
gjk
VAMPIRE CAT
O NOES TOO MUCH SUN
[...] wait for it… nao! [...]
rawrg! is is vampire cat!
[...] is dis wut u saw in ur sleep? [...]
O.o I’s done bes scared noaw…
[...] but kitteh vampires can bite during teh day… [...]
waouww…vampire kitteh, or dracula kitteh;)
yucks….u should hav brush your teeth first b4 suck my neck….hikz:(
how do u mak the smillys?
teh kitty blidy goy drippy andy mey lizy to you alll!!! I Vant To Succk Your HAREBALL!!! bwahhahahahahahaha *chock*
perrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
YUMMMMMMMMMM THATS SOME GOOD A KITTTTTY CAT A
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
can i have some
[...] must haz blood… [...]
im on ur neck, drinkin ur bluds
Win.
lol
It r b Edward Cullen kitteh form!!!
i hate vampires
lol
[...] vampire kitteh will take ur blood. [...]
[...] vampire kitteh will take ur blood. [...]
It’s vampirah kitteh matin’ season :p
lolzzzz dey gettin da groove on!!!!!! lolz XDXD i luvs dem EDWARD AND BELLA!!!… dey fruity lolz XD pumped on rockstar…. ^.^…
OMG!!
*___*’
Lessizmoar did you come up with that on the spur of the moment or is that actually something that’s written down by someone else? (It sounds too familar for comfort…)
[...] nawt sew ez 2 git awt of ur teef as well. [...]