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HAI BTW HUGSTIME? is system functions for determining hugs time CAN HAS HUGSTIME? CAN HAS STDIO? I HAS A LOVINGU BTW NAO is automagically set to time right now I HAS A NAO IZ NAO HUGSTIME? YARLY VISIBLE "<3" LOVINGU IZ K NOWAI VISIBLE "</3" LOVINGU IZ NOES KTHX KTHXBYE
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Reel titel: LOLcats is for teh dummies! Lurn to speekz LOL!
O’Rly don make no buks fur dummeez! U got be smrt fur O’Rly!
O ai thingk I put that rong. I meent to say LOLcats for dummies (liek the books), not LOLcats is for the dummies. Mine LOLcat is not up to par. So sorry to have messed up teh first comment. The picture is full of win, tho!
Sumwun shud make LolCats 4 Dummehz. Wud be inztunt bezt selur, make awfur able afurd all teh cheezburgz in teh wurld.
Wish mah writin kud afurd cheezburgr….
dat how we LOL
<?lolcode
incluud(’lol.cat’);
fuh($k = 0; $k
i can has 1 itemz in mai bukket?
I can has gide buk?
Biskitmama — sowwies. I noe hit reefresh so I noe see how simalar r commints iz.
cat butt-no prolemos. I luv ur posts. lolz
Thx … I happin 2 has luving ur’s 2!!11!!!
DO WANT!
dood!
that looks like my old pseudocode notebooks from college!
Logic Skillzorz FTW!
eet lookz laik teh bookz I uz @ wurk ^^
SUPER WIN + AWSUM!!!
iz wundring how 1st edishuns can has “updated” GIMMEH scripts…
i problee beyes ennywai…
GIMME and CAN HAS updated versions of NOM NOM and PLEH. With extended HAI and BAI.
(I can has no idy whut Iz sayin)
I can has no idea about pooter code eefer, but your comment wood make me buys this book. I want to know what a NOM NOM or a PLEH code wood du to my pooter… maybe it’s a little annymayted kiti on my screen saying NOM NOM (=good site!) or PLEH (=hit the bakk button, kwik!)
u sed *pooter* tee hee!
I thot u was talkin abowt teh code for how to make kitteh butt stinkys! An I not no y u want to do that…PLEH.
I wish I could write stinky-butt computer codes….. just to be able to say that I could.
I meant COMpooter!
yai! pooter ftw!
“O’RLY”
Exactly. How charming!
Whoops, the rest of that *should have read “That can’t possibly be topped. The funniest ever. FTW!”
(I getz triggur happee sumtymes an hitz teh entur beefor I shuld)
yyyyuussss RLY!
LOLCatz R smarter then dogz! Haz proof!
Need bumpr stikrs, say: “Mai LOLKitteh Smartr Than UR Honr Stooden”
DO WANT!!11!!!!
DO WANT
operaydrs r standin bai
O Rly?
Dis book costed 8 muneez!
i has trip to bookstore
Free cheezburger wiff purrchass.
Teh Win!
I’s in ur buks
Teechin mah laingooage.
This one made my lol so hard, I almost peed!
jes no pootin.
kthx
the cat has nice teeth
The code UR luking 4 iz: ROFLMAOPIMP
OMG!!!!11!!!1!!!
Dis make me LOL SRSLY!!!1!!!!! I programs pooterz n stuffs and I wants to lurn LOLCODE. I specially likes ideaz of LOLCODE on MONORAIL for to be doin webscriptz instead of RUBY ON RAILS! It wuld make sitez that WIN 4EVAH!
LOLCODE ON MONORAILZ LOLZOZLOELOZLEOL
It wuld make sitez that WIN 4EVAH!
srsly. until teh monorail needz too refule, iz outta trakc, iz stuft fulla corm, leeveses stayshun, or goze offline.
hmm… mebbe shood be wayting fr monorail vershzun 2.0…
Yea, I’s a programr, sorta. I not iz noob, but I not iz wizrd eether. I seed dis alreddy. SO MUCH AWSUM!
I dont aspekt it be much powrfullz, but I tink it stil gud idea, and I likes it much.
Dis guyde is relivunt to mah intrsts, and will meet mah kumunikshun needs. But I still rekwire cheezburger and tasty bvrge, k? Thnx. Bai.
Hahaha, mai ppl child write several O’Reily books, liek, “Essential Guide to.. (Pooter Langwidge Far Too Complex For Mama to Fink of Wifout Brane Sploding)”, “Quik Refrinse to.. (Pooter Langwidge for Ppl Smarter then Mai Mama)”, “Pooter Lanwidge Source Book (Whut Mai Mama Don’t Nose Nuffink About)”, etc, so this LOLBook merry fun for his mama. Kid took alllll Mamas Branes… but Mama got kidz Kitteh! Mama WIN1111
Mai Kitteh write “Lidderscratch fer Dumiz”, “Treescratch fer Dumiz” an “Howz Kitteh Train Staffz to Be Servile in 10 Dayz” (trik iz brek wil of hooman erly). So far mak noooo munniz. But still luv.
cute an WIN!!!1!
Win titles! I write indexes for books like that.
do it has a flavor tho? meh kitteh ken chek.
so 1337
U meen 50 1337!!11!!!
this iz tewtul LOLWTFFTW!!
LOLCODE KERNEL OUTLINE
The Gimmeh and Canhas functions are parsed by the “has flavor” runtime. These are then passed to the DoWant/DoNotWant interpreter. Once this routine is completed all memory is flushed and the routine begins again.
if too difficult for dowant/donotwant interperter, goes directly to teh maybe function, (kitteh inside/kitteh outside/kitteh inside…
until operator (hooman) freezes or shuts down.
LOL!!1! That is so right…
Oh hai I updted ur wbpage
I uzed to werk in college bukstore and theeze were rly popular. I LOL when I saw your pikture. Itz AWESUM!!!
This is SO funny! I needed that laff lots!!
http://www.lolbots.com/
for programming LOLBOTS ?
import lol.kitteh.*;
import mah.bukket.missin;
public class cheezburger extends foodz {
boolean has = false;
public void buyzwitmoney() {
has = true;}
public void eatzmahcheezburger() {
has = false;}
}
lol, i luvz diz!
i can haz bee exchanging diz 4 my o’reilly sendmail book plz?
Plz to be shipping dis overseas to India? Kthxbai.