Comments on: MacCat

By: Turnips

Turnips — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 00:20:32 +0000

PC’s with Linux operating systems r the best of all tho…

By: angelwaits

angelwaits — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 18:12:21 +0000

LOLz at dis and onez abuv. Thx!

By: anomalous4

anomalous4 — Sun, 16 Dec 2007 20:06:57 +0000

not rly useless. is teh gret 4 keepz iKitns am00zd & conf00zled chasin swerly stuf until dey getz all tired & wored out & stufz. den dey go findz warm comfy place to put ther selfs in sleep mode so dey no bothrs u 4 a wile.

at least dats wot usr manual sez. but iKitns cant reed so mai b is not werks so gret. mai b dey fixxs dat glich in v2.0.

By: anomalous4

anomalous4 — Sun, 16 Dec 2007 19:50:50 +0000

dats bcuz iCat all redy eated it. u snooz, u looz.

By: anomalous4

anomalous4 — Sun, 16 Dec 2007 19:46:41 +0000

Coulda been worse. Could have been Hellvetica. RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!11!!!

By: anomalous4

anomalous4 — Sun, 16 Dec 2007 19:44:13 +0000

All files with the extensions .hrbl, .harbl, .hrblz, .harblz, or .hairball are to be considered malware. Ordinarily your iCat will delete these files once they reach a certain size, but they can cause degredation of performance in the mean time and are potentially damaging. Install iHairballRemedy and iBrush, and run both frequently to reduce risk of recurrence.

By: anomalous4

anomalous4 — Sun, 16 Dec 2007 19:27:25 +0000

JESUS CRHIST IT’S A LYIN’!
GET IN TEH CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: anomalous4

anomalous4 — Sun, 16 Dec 2007 19:24:54 +0000

how 2 keepz Mac Cat usr frendly:

1- install cheezburgr & upgraed reglerly. (but keep wai frm kee bordz cuz kee bordz has majer conflikt wifh f00dz.)
2- install iTunaz & upgraed reglerly. (also keep wai form kee bordz.)
3- install catnipz mous & upgraed reglerly.
4- maek shur iTurd is not installz in iSandbockxz.
5- flush iToilet reglerly 2 keep iWatr from getn corruptd.
6- install lotz ov kitteh wall paparz.
7- b00k mark ichcb, katurday.com, & cute ovarloadz.
8- kitteh haz dibz on kee bord. dnd wile in sleepz mode.
9- uninstall d*g. is seerius OS conflikt.
10- rmembr dat windoze is not 4 puterz. windoez is nice warmz place 4 kitteh to sleepz wen not using puterz. mek shur iSunshine is installz & werks proprly.

By: anomalous4

anomalous4 — Sun, 16 Dec 2007 19:00:49 +0000

teho is full of win +40!

By: anomalous4

anomalous4 — Sun, 16 Dec 2007 18:58:04 +0000

=ZOMGZ ROFLmeow=

By: anomalous4

anomalous4 — Sun, 16 Dec 2007 18:54:25 +0000

nawty nawty. u teks old DO NOT WANT fonez 2 resykl is betr bcuz:

1- old DO NOT WANT fone batryz can has teh led & cadmeow oops i ment cadmium & othr bad stufz & can poyzen teh wattr & kilz teh fishs & den no moar tunaz 4 u. FAIL!

2- if old DO NOT WANT fone is still werks ok den mai b sum1 els can use it. liek sum tiems teh gud peeps collexs up old DO NOT WANT puters wut is still werks ok & givs dem wai 2 peeps who no can afords 2 buy new puters. WIN!

3- if u puts old DO NOT WANT fone in sand bockxs & ur human slaev is hung ovr or didnt has teh kofee yet, human slaev mite thinx is turd, scoopz it up, & tryz 2 flush it down ur watr dish. den watr dish iz all cloggzd up and human slaev has 2 calls rotor00tor® plumr d00d.

if rotor00tor® d00d can has saggy pants, u has 2 watch out 4 plumrs crack cuz sum humans dosent noes dere not spose to hang der butts out, cuz der buttz is not teh cute liek kitteh butts & dey no has talez 2 cover up teh crak liek kittehs. FAIL!!! DO NOT WANT! OW, MY EYES! NO CAN SEEZ IN TEH DARKX NE MOAR!

ov cours, u mite thinx bout catching mous & droppin it down in saggy pants. but maek shur mous is aliev, & run wai fast!!!1! & hidez 4 cupla daze, den comez out & tellz human slaev teh d*g did it.

(otoh, mai b not so g00d idea cuz rotor00tor® d00d mite has hart atackx & den ur watr dish mite not get fix. & if human slaev no has d*g, u no can has alibi. FAIL!!1!!!!!1! but kinda fun 2 thinx bout, huh?)

By: anomalous4

anomalous4 — Sun, 16 Dec 2007 18:06:45 +0000

“!!!!!!!SCREWDRIVER GOES ===WHERE===?????????”

By: HALP! Stuck in « Lolcats ‘n’ Funny Pictures - I Can Has Cheezburger?

Fri, 14 Dec 2007 22:00:34 +0000

[...] Hello, I’m a Mac, and I am a MacCat. [...]

By: dreads

dreads — Fri, 08 Jun 2007 01:07:43 +0000

I want a WindowsCat lol
That be pretty kool lol

By: ofthecrazy

ofthecrazy — Sun, 03 Jun 2007 18:10:56 +0000

Comic Sans? Why, Santa, why?!

By: SarahD

SarahD — Sat, 02 Jun 2007 20:45:31 +0000

Personul LOLCat Genuratur

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Sat, 02 Jun 2007 16:39:01 +0000

ackshully, MacCat iz VERY compatibul wif windoze — datz duh problemz! It alwaiz goze to duh windoze to naps just wens u needz it most! AH! MacKitteh, pleeze come back! ai needz 2 be finishings mai crosswurd puzzels!

By: trtskh

trtskh — Sat, 02 Jun 2007 12:18:00 +0000

Quadruple wins !

By: Cat in the closet

Cat in the closet — Sat, 02 Jun 2007 10:59:15 +0000

Upgraed 2 iCat 2 to get swirly useless patterns! Yay, useless!

By: Bill Gates in the closet

Bill Gates in the closet — Sat, 02 Jun 2007 10:56:40 +0000

I think you mean iCrowaved kitty?
I sees no pizza here.

By: Bill Gates in the closet

Bill Gates in the closet — Sat, 02 Jun 2007 10:55:27 +0000

nutrishus, deelishus, n it hads a nice reeng two it.

By: Brown Suga'

Brown Suga' — Sat, 02 Jun 2007 06:26:39 +0000

I eated ur monitor, sry

By: Doug

Doug — Sat, 02 Jun 2007 05:22:56 +0000

Foar teh win!

By: Eva Maria

Eva Maria — Sat, 02 Jun 2007 05:02:22 +0000

za proper iChat icon:

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/56657572/

By: Nick

Nick — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 23:08:17 +0000

MacCat is not compatible with Windows.

By: Melissa

Melissa — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 22:50:39 +0000

ba-domp chink!

By: B!

B! — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 22:40:21 +0000

I Orion, I has a belt?

By: B!

B! — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 22:39:21 +0000

lol! iChat indeed!! Bonjour ma petit!!

By: emyp

emyp — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 22:31:57 +0000

Kitteh finks teh jeenyus bar serve cheezburger!

By: catt butt squirrel butt

catt butt squirrel butt — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 22:26:22 +0000

Noe misstur Bond, I’s xpekting u 2 has dying.

By: Frostbyte

Frostbyte — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 22:17:42 +0000

Also, I know why MacCat is teh angry.

My kitteh (Valentine. Also bit white kitteh) loves to snooze on top of my ancient cathode-ray tube monitor. Flatscreen MacMonitors is no good for this! No flat, toasty-warm place for kitteh to sleep on.

Flatscreen. DO NOT WANT!

By: Frostbyte

Frostbyte — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 22:15:20 +0000

News @ 11:

New computer mogul to compete with Windows and Mac.

CAT. Computer Access Terminal.

so far, several advancements have been made. Operating system is very user-friendly, and is powered entirely by solar energy.

Problems have arisen though. Like CAT tends to shut down at random intervals for no reason at all, or run useless programs like sleeping.nap, cheezburger.eet or even flavor.lik

We will keep you updated as the system develops.

By: D.R.

D.R. — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 21:52:14 +0000

Ka-pwing!

By: The Crapture

The Crapture — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 21:28:27 +0000

KAWSHINZ: “.hrbl” is not a valid file extension. plz 2 retry or cancel, thx.

By: bagel of everything

bagel of everything — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 20:45:39 +0000

iLOL’d

By: Melissa

Melissa — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 20:43:50 +0000

Waitin waitin waitin…… oh caint waits no moars! Need chhezburger & nap.

By: Melissa

Melissa — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 20:41:21 +0000

wonky eye! I can’t lokk at that cat w/out cwackin up!

By: mrak

mrak — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 20:31:56 +0000

Say bonjour to iChat.

By: Doug

Doug — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 20:04:40 +0000

Batman bot Catwoman noo computer 4 anniversary.

By: laird

laird — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 20:01:11 +0000

werlds fastest Lolcat-browsing compewter

By: D.R.

D.R. — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 19:48:45 +0000

Install Cat between stanchion posts for best reception. Do not attach non-Cat receptors during adjustment. When happycat face appears on screen, test is complete. (Note: Cat may not work with PAL formats. Check the compatibility list included with your system.) Return monitor to original position. Place Cat in close proximity to yarn, cheezburger.

By: Teho

Teho — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 19:06:17 +0000

universal serial butt

By: bagel of everything

bagel of everything — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 18:48:44 +0000

usb goes where?!

By: B!

B! — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 18:08:30 +0000

I wuz thinkin it was facelift kitteh…

By: Karen

Karen — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 17:22:10 +0000

No, iz Sheba’s day-byoo as lolcat!

By: scarletkitty

scarletkitty — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 16:52:10 +0000

but i’m shure wuz nutrishus.

By: miss foots

miss foots — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 16:43:24 +0000

yu may have yor monitur bak when yu giv me cheezburger

By: cin

cin — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 16:37:24 +0000

…but I eated it.

By: Teho

Teho — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 16:31:41 +0000

…an toofs is cleen

By: domino

domino — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 16:22:25 +0000

it did not has a flavor