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Oooo yaaaa! iz cant waitz!!!11!!
thenz i put old no-key-phone inz de litterbox!
nawty nawty. u teks old DO NOT WANT fonez 2 resykl is betr bcuz:
1- old DO NOT WANT fone batryz can has teh led & cadmeow oops i ment cadmium & othr bad stufz & can poyzen teh wattr & kilz teh fishs & den no moar tunaz 4 u. FAIL!
2- if old DO NOT WANT fone is still werks ok den mai b sum1 els can use it. liek sum tiems teh gud peeps collexs up old DO NOT WANT puters wut is still werks ok & givs dem wai 2 peeps who no can afords 2 buy new puters. WIN!
3- if u puts old DO NOT WANT fone in sand bockxs & ur human slaev is hung ovr or didnt has teh kofee yet, human slaev mite thinx is turd, scoopz it up, & tryz 2 flush it down ur watr dish. den watr dish iz all cloggzd up and human slaev has 2 calls rotor00tor® plumr d00d.
if rotor00tor® d00d can has saggy pants, u has 2 watch out 4 plumrs crack cuz sum humans dosent noes dere not spose to hang der butts out, cuz der buttz is not teh cute liek kitteh butts & dey no has talez 2 cover up teh crak liek kittehs. FAIL!!! DO NOT WANT! OW, MY EYES! NO CAN SEEZ IN TEH DARKX NE MOAR!
ov cours, u mite thinx bout catching mous & droppin it down in saggy pants. but maek shur mous is aliev, & run wai fast!!!1! & hidez 4 cupla daze, den comez out & tellz human slaev teh d*g did it.
(otoh, mai b not so g00d idea cuz rotor00tor® d00d mite has hart atackx & den ur watr dish mite not get fix. & if human slaev no has d*g, u no can has alibi. FAIL!!1!!!!!1! but kinda fun 2 thinx bout, huh?)
i think u mean iCat.
iChat
Say bonjour to iChat.
lol! iChat indeed!! Bonjour ma petit!!
za proper iChat icon:
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/56657572/
Quadruple wins
!
Wait 4 eet, wait 4 eet…….
*Ding!*
Ur iCrowaved piizer ees redy.
I think you mean iCrowaved kitty?
I sees no pizza here.
dats bcuz iCat all redy eated it. u snooz, u looz.
Oh hai….I upgrated ur screen
…by eeting it.
it did not has a flavor
but i’m shure wuz nutrishus.
nutrishus, deelishus, n it hads a nice reeng two it.
…but I eated it.
Kitty os better dan pamfer os.
WARNING: This CRT(Cat Ray Tube) has no user servicable parts. Do not attempt to remove the cover or probe with screwdriver.
Yesh…u only gets one warning. Den u get somfing a littl worser then a lectrical shock if you try to probe me wif that screwdriver. Mrrrooowww!!!1!
“!!!!!!!SCREWDRIVER GOES ===WHERE===?????????”
I sowld mah Makbook 4 fee cheezeburgerz an now I ken noe chek mah emailz.
i basik model
i comes in white or blak
Upgraed 2 iCat 2 to get swirly useless patterns! Yay, useless!
not rly useless. is teh gret 4 keepz iKitns am00zd & conf00zled chasin swerly stuf until dey getz all tired & wored out & stufz. den dey go findz warm comfy place to put ther selfs in sleep mode so dey no bothrs u 4 a wile.
at least dats wot usr manual sez. but iKitns cant reed so mai b is not werks so gret. mai b dey fixxs dat glich in v2.0.
I’z in yer innertubes, wearin yer univerzes.
iLOL’d
I Orion, I has a belt?
=ZOMGZ ROFLmeow=
Haha that is so clever! & of course, cute as always. ^_^
hai wait, where you fink you pluggin dat usb cable?
MacCat
Is somwat less usr frendly
Than advertized
how 2 keepz Mac Cat usr frendly:
1- install cheezburgr & upgraed reglerly. (but keep wai frm kee bordz cuz kee bordz has majer conflikt wifh f00dz.)
2- install iTunaz & upgraed reglerly. (also keep wai form kee bordz.)
3- install catnipz mous & upgraed reglerly.
4- maek shur iTurd is not installz in iSandbockxz.
5- flush iToilet reglerly 2 keep iWatr from getn corruptd.
6- install lotz ov kitteh wall paparz.
7- b00k mark ichcb, katurday.com, & cute ovarloadz.
8- kitteh haz dibz on kee bord. dnd wile in sleepz mode.
9- uninstall d*g. is seerius OS conflikt.
10- rmembr dat windoze is not 4 puterz. windoez is nice warmz place 4 kitteh to sleepz wen not using puterz. mek shur iSunshine is installz & werks proprly.
MacCat iz waiting for PCCat to show up so that they can film their next commercial.
… and this is the final proof that MACS ARE BETTER THAN PC’S lol’s
tho … this one might crash as often as a PC. still, cooler apps tho
PC’s with Linux operating systems r the best of all tho…
hello gentlemen i am from Microsoft
comply and your mac will be returned unharmed
JESUS CRHIST IT’S A LYIN’!
GET IN TEH CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL isn’t this the same kiti dat had noodlbowl on hed? Kiti haz own tea strainur!!
No, iz Sheba’s day-byoo as lolcat!
I wuz thinkin it was facelift kitteh…
wonky eye! I can’t lokk at that cat w/out cwackin up!
Lookz like it ate da mouse.
iCat is preparing to generate iHairball
iCat tends to freeze up.
I iz ur nu mewsonic monita
http://www.alpacamine.com/Cassino%20head%209%2005.jpg
captions anyone?
dust bunneh have evolve to dust kitteh!
Bluutuf can’t find ikitty. Make sure ikitty is on.
…an toofs is cleen
yu may have yor monitur bak when yu giv me cheezburger
usb goes where?!
universal serial butt
teho is full of win +40!
Install Cat between stanchion posts for best reception. Do not attach non-Cat receptors during adjustment. When happycat face appears on screen, test is complete. (Note: Cat may not work with PAL formats. Check the compatibility list included with your system.) Return monitor to original position. Place Cat in close proximity to yarn, cheezburger.
werlds fastest Lolcat-browsing compewter
Batman bot Catwoman noo computer 4 anniversary.
Waitin waitin waitin…… oh caint waits no moars! Need chhezburger & nap.
KAWSHINZ: “.hrbl” is not a valid file extension. plz 2 retry or cancel, thx.
Ka-pwing!
ba-domp chink!
All files with the extensions .hrbl, .harbl, .hrblz, .harblz, or .hairball are to be considered malware. Ordinarily your iCat will delete these files once they reach a certain size, but they can cause degredation of performance in the mean time and are potentially damaging. Install iHairballRemedy and iBrush, and run both frequently to reduce risk of recurrence.
LOLz at dis and onez abuv. Thx!
News @ 11:
New computer mogul to compete with Windows and Mac.
CAT. Computer Access Terminal.
so far, several advancements have been made. Operating system is very user-friendly, and is powered entirely by solar energy.
Problems have arisen though. Like CAT tends to shut down at random intervals for no reason at all, or run useless programs like sleeping.nap, cheezburger.eet or even flavor.lik
We will keep you updated as the system develops.
Also, I know why MacCat is teh angry.
My kitteh (Valentine. Also bit white kitteh) loves to snooze on top of my ancient cathode-ray tube monitor. Flatscreen MacMonitors is no good for this! No flat, toasty-warm place for kitteh to sleep on.
Flatscreen. DO NOT WANT!
Noe misstur Bond, I’s xpekting u 2 has dying.
Foar teh win!
Kitteh finks teh jeenyus bar serve cheezburger!
MacCat is not compatible with Windows.
ackshully, MacCat iz VERY compatibul wif windoze — datz duh problemz! It alwaiz goze to duh windoze to naps just wens u needz it most! AH! MacKitteh, pleeze come back! ai needz 2 be finishings mai crosswurd puzzels!
I eated ur monitor, sry
Personul LOLCat Genuratur
Comic Sans? Why, Santa, why?!
Coulda been worse. Could have been Hellvetica. RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!11!!!
I want a WindowsCat lol
That be pretty kool lol
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