Lolcat Caption Contest #1 – Part 1
Wheres da Catpion? Wanna be teh famus?
Send just the text of ur suggested caption to icanhascheezburger@gmail.com with “Caption Contest #1″ as the subject. No need to actually caption it, unless you really want to. 
We’ll choose our favorite top 10 and follow up with part 2 of this contest in one week. Submissions will be open until next week Thursday 6/6/2007 11:59pm.
This Contest’s prize
Incase Neoprene sleeve for a iPod 30gb/60gb also ur name will be credited.
Click to see product info.
Click below for details and to submit your caption/catpion.
Terms And Conditions
- Only submissions via email with the subject “Caption Contest #1″ will be accepted.
- Part 1 – We will gather all text captions.
- From Thursday 5/31/2007 to Thursday 6/7/2007 @ 11:59 pm (PST).
- Part 2 – We will choose our top 10 and let you peeps vote!
- Starts on Friday 6/8/2007 and run until Friday 6/15/2007 @ 11:59 pm (PST).
- Highest voted caption will win (we use high level calculus to tabulates winnar, most burger points (avg. burger rating * # of votes))
- Peeps entitled to win only once a month (we may do multiple contests in a month and don’t want to discourage folks).
- In the event of a tie or cheating, gaming teh systems, hacking the db’s or bribing the burgers with Nintendo Wii’s we reserve the right to decide the final winner.
- Upon the conclusion of the contest, we will use the contact information provided with the original winning comment. If you do not respond by email within 3 days, we’ll move on to the next winnar!
- We don’t have to use any captions you submit.
- By accepting our offer and sending us your caption, you are giving us a royalty-free, worldwide, perpetual license to use the caption for the production of consumer goods for commercial sale by us. We will be re-releasing the capped photo via a Non-commercial Share Alike Creative Commons license of the final picture.
- If you don’t like these Terms, don’t send us anything! kthxbye.
Want your uncaptioned picture of ur kitteh or other animal to be in or our next contest? Send the picture to icanhascheezburger+nocaption@gmail.com Ideally, our contest would award the uncaptioned picture takerer, and the captioner. We will aim for this on our next contest, considering the success of this little feller.
We found the picture on the net… dmca take down requests can be sent to icanhascheezburger+copyright@gmail.com, our sponsors, or hosts are not liable for the content of our posts.
No…no…. A liddle to da leff…..Now Iz gettin good resepshuns !!!!
Sunbonnet Sue kitteh wants hug taime now plz!
Dis woofer goes mew….
Iz OK iff we enturz moar dan one tyme?
yeah whut she sed!
FYI: Only emails will qualify as submissions. You can enter up to 2 times or so. As long as the subject line is “Caption Contest #1″. We get a lot of email so it will get lost in the pile.
I’m attempting to mail from my own gmail account, and I copied and pasted the address, twice. It bounced both times, sayingit is an invalid domain name. Did your account fill up, or something?
Remove the ? and everything after it. That is part of the mailto: URL, but it is not part of the E-mail address.
davidh
it wont let me email u so plz help me can i just do a comment
CAN I JUST DO A COMMENT CUS I CANT EMAIL U FOR SOME REASON
heres mine
kitty garbage disposal ready for installation
Mah dish git all da channelz. Iz okai to b jealous.
SATELLITE CAT GIVE YOU KARATE
SATELLITE CAT GIVE YOU KARATE
(someone else had better do one based on rocky horror, cause I can’t remember the lines -
something based on that weapon riff raff uses – pew! pew! pew! )
http://www.ee0r.com/lolckyhorror/index.html
but wydoo wutz bindun?
whut?
hai did everybuddy see cheez and tofu is in ur internets, bein all famous?
http://www.laughingsquid.com/roll-your-own-lol-not-just-for-cats-anymore/
I sawed it and grately enjoyed it, too. Hooray for cheez and tofu, dey has mayde
dah beeg timez!
oh man. I didn’t realize fleshbot was in on it too
warning: very adult content, totally NSFW
http://www.fleshbot.com/photogallery/lolpr0n/1929658
lolpr0n is the stupidest thing ever, especially since they are insinuating that adult women speak that way…
evry1 no dat onlee da kittehs talk lik dat!!
kittahs and half the people on here… oh you meant on purpose? lol’s
Frankenkitteh garrantees top TV resepshun.
mebbe I can catch cheezburger dis wa
I no can reach da cheese for my burger now. Don like dis satellite resepshuns device.
poor lolampcat
But I LOL lamp….
*groan*
haha.
ow
coffi out mah nose lol
HELPZ! I FAWLIN!
NORAD Cat iz kepin Merica Safez..
poor kitty hehe
im in ur sattelitez senden u lolcat picz
Lawl win.
Im in ur Sateelite stealin ur signal
doan laff pleeze
ise need hugz
So sweet!
Radar has aquirred bukket target
fire lazers
All ur cheezburgerz R belong to meee
im in ur coments
ignorin ur rulez
**Snort**
heehee
hahahaha
Outer Space Cat Takin’ Over Ur Planetz
Satellite Kitteh is tuned to canopener freeqinsees.
youz likes it? I didz it mahself.
Nowz I gets On-Demand
Jesus Cat has a halo.
” I’m not in the bucket… I am the bucket “
(blade runner reference. neverminds)
(that’s why kitty has weird glowy eye thing, shhhh)
(come to think of it, eye
http://www.itsvery.net/BladeRunner/Rachael02.jpg
and collar)
http://www.moviebadgirls.com/capimage/Blade_Runner_02.JPG
1 word … i will killz u in ur sleep … i swearz it.
“Star Wars Missile Defence System Prototype #316″
Ummmm, is moar dan 1 wurd?
Let me rephrase that:
Say 1 word an i will killz u in ur sleep … i swearz it.
(how’s dat?)
is hard to be killin with taht thing on your head, isnt it?
no biting, no stealing breaths…
guess there is still lazurs tho…
guess there is still lazurs tho…
an now deys AMPELFYED! PEW! PEW!! PEW!!!
Thaz righ….
Keeps lookin at da cone
…..I has no wepons
I hatez joo dis much!!!
Do. Not. Want.
Iz savin my capshuns for da contest!
um, I think you’re supposed to caption it AND email what you captioned ? no ?
i fink youre supposed to send ur caption by email only. but diz way it beez much moar funnay.
i think u is supposed to click my name, goto my blog, and leave your captions in my comments. then i collect them all, email them to cheez, and gets me a shiny new whatever that prize thing is
To hell wit that … i be holdin out for a … brand … new … CAR!!!!!
I’ll miss mai Bob Barker … *sniff*
I IS HARE EVERYTHING
OMG, I can hear forever?
RadarCat is in yaw houzas deflectin ur nucular subz.
I’m still on ur DEW line
waitin for the ruskies
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Alice_Communications_System
Ninja Kitteh………Is on the injured list!
Can u hear meh noow (meow)
I Haz Funnel For Da Cheezburgerz!!!
Brkn cat is not amused.
IM LAFFIN AT U GUYZ NOT EMAILIN UR KAPSHUN
IM STEELIN ALL UR KAPSHUNS AN CALLIN DEM MAH OWN!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!11
I’m in ur thread
not emailin my caption
Radarcat is not amused.
“I SenZ cheeZBuRger, Ya lol with me?”
“Magik Kat says, May the force b whit you”
I made you a treehouse… but I fellded it.
wut ef me no mericanz? me is house in azn cuntree. me be win ipod condom ting?
I’m starts a skewl for eckspshnl kittehz! Hearz mah thotz!
I haz parabola? Can be Showtiems now pleez?
I’z a zombie in dat thriller vidyo…give me brainz and perhapsh cheezburger!
I’m in ur dish…phoning home
I’m in ur dish..phoning home
I donut has an ipod.
maybes, win i win, i can put muh calculator in taht lil case.
cept i don has a calculator either…
will it hold a kitten?
It holds Alice Cat.
WEAK PRIZE!!!
Would you have something better to offer?
how bout a hypothetical hi-five from the burger of our choice?
favurs of teh nsfw variytee?
teho:
u r weird, funny, and a little creepy.
will you be my bestest friend?
srsly
heh. MWHID.
ur offering no plz matt =/ *gg
i know a vet-tech
maybe i could get one of those hed cones, for the winner to wear
i think it is nice that there even is a prize. if the prize were a punch in the face, i bet theyd still get a gabillion entries.
lol yeah bagel!
and den winner has teh right to send pic of himself wif da head cone on and have it posted on ICHC for everyone to luf @!!
i fink a head cone for big dog like german shepperd (spelling?) shud fit on regular sized human neck/head.
Dat’s so sad Matt you bein forsed at gunpoint to enter contest for absolutely free giveaway prize you think is week. I feelz sorry. O the hoomanity!
mmmm…..chipz
How about red stapler fur winner?
Oooohh…u canz buy em now at Stapelz. Pple went crazy for em after that movee…
thanks. do.want.
Submitted via emails: I tried to eat cheezeburger thiiiiiis big.
Submitted via email:
Surrender all Cheezburger… So says the hypnocat. Obey.
Y yoo putz cheezburger undr conz? Now hed stuk.
lolcat to da rescue!
Foolz no match mai karatiiii!
I works for SETL
Search for Extra-Terrestrial Lolcats
i ar Seth Shostak Kitteh
i eated umbrella
it stuck
omg bwAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA [snork!] …aaah
frilled neck lizard kitty
is about to strike
(damn. that was some awkward syntax)
onlys NOW it bovver u???
I think it’s the double LL and TT, plus the Z in “frilled neck lizard kitty”
which makes it SO not flow – it sounds like a bad translation
dat remind me ov wat u mite sea at engrish.com sekunt funyesd intarweb evar only beat by ichc!!!
I’z can’t findz mi hrballz! Where’z mi HRBALLZZZZ?
U cannot rezizt mi zuper mind rayz U r in mi totalz controlz bwa hahaha
no clevah captions yet, but i luv kitteh’s chunky widdle pawes!!!
I’z wearin’ your sattelitez, gettin’ HBOz.
I’z hypno kitteh
soon u b underz me powahz
I’S CHARGIN MAH LAZAH’S
MEW PEW PEW!
i swerz, it wuz >dees big
Dis humiliating. I kill U later.
dif hed geer is a fawnel foo poysin chihhneese caat fud
im in ur foodz
plantin tha seekrit melameene
akshun ninja fightin kat! now wif speshul radar akshunz!
I R WIRELSS
INVISIBLE TANGO PARTNER
submitted by email:
im in ur livin roomz… steelin ur lampshaydz
damit! thiz not bukkit!
i life uv partee… but lampshayd on upsid dwn. lol1
teh alien signl telz me to kill ur familee!
i can heer teh alien signlz!
satellite cat iz pikin up yer signlz
satellite cat is not amused
Dose b gud, Texpundit. Gud 2 b mailing in too.
Satellite cat knowz where u r; do not anger meez, I will huntz you downz!
i is in yr live-in r00m
sputnikkin yer tranzmishinz
i jus liek how u maked “sputnik” into verb
(is sownd sorta cozmonautty)
cozmon-naughty tehehehez kthxbai
braaaaaains
OR
luke…i m ur fathr
I HAS RAYDARS NOW…PEW PEW PEW PEW
I shall destroy this interloper with my pain beam
Sergury furget to remove hand-toomar!! Do Not Want!
ON UR LAP…PLAYIN’ ANNA PAQUIN
Can’t touch this!
Mah persnul space DIS BIG!! STAY OUTS!!
INVISIBLE CROWBARS!
On ur throne
rulin ur ‘Lizabethians
Stuk in the hol in mah bukkit, stealin’ your lols.
“Theez r teh forms to get teh forms to ordr mor forms, sir.”
Lick teh bottm of teh cone! ‘Fore teh choklit ice kreem al melts owt!
Soon u wil kno teh powr uv mai projeckted brain!
I iz teh gom jabbarz!
Submitted via email: (no ones can steal now!)
- I can has dignity?
- Black-frame style, with “DIGNITY/I can has some plz?” underneath
- RADARCAT is pickin up subz in quadrant four
Zombie Kat will eat ur brane.
RISEEEEEE MY PRETTYS!!!! RISEEEEEE!
SCANNER CAT…
… can heer whut yer thinkin.
nice one
My hai-def are uber
can you be heeringz me in da back ov teh room?
Harry Potter cat has made a lol with his wizard’s cap
Hear b wut I sended:
“i has a sygnul”
aaannnddd
“my chanulz. let me sho u dem”
wat u tink?
ps what b meenin “nsfw”? i r ignerunt…
nsfw = Not Safe For Work. Contains stuff you don’t want your employer to know you accessed on his computer/time. Probably gets you fired (‘cos it’s probably pr0n)
tanx dewd i presheayt dat… nao i noze hau 2 nawt get faiurd at teh jawb
one step closer and I pop the cat’s head off !!!
Sir, we found this illegal cable device behind the TV
” I’m on yur TV
stealin you cable “
we believe they may have been using this to watch old episodes of wild kingdom
“and remember, using lolcats to steal cable is a crime”
… but do they have these at radio shack?
Acoustic kitteh sez Come in Tokyo!
i’m in ur ham radio …
… no, I *am* ur ham radio
In light of this week’s news:
Qwaranteen Kitty…
XDR TibercuLOLsis!
zomg i r needz da vaxyn foar tiberculolsis… or DOES i?!?!
We’re in ur comments;
wastin’ our captshuns.
“I need a hug…”
“I’z space age kitteh, growin’ hands.”
I no want cheezeburger. Iz a vegitarian.
In Sovyet Russia steering whel drives u!
1. i is dethstarz, fier at wilz, khaptin.
2. i’s not mune, i’s teh batel stashun
good luck guys.
See my Halo – Yes I am God.
“i is bast! lol”
i am in ur satelittes stealin ur HBO.
6/6/2007 be wednesday not thursday (defntly NOT caturday) !
deadline thurzday or wenesday ? Confuussed
Zombie Dish Cat iz comin…
…to steel ur cable
What happens when Cats smoke lol
ur contest 2 ez!!!1
iz catellite dish!
“catellite dish can has hugz? plz?”
make me win nao
thx
iz in yer bong
awaytin’ yer beerz
gimme teh cereal
don’t need no bowl
I’s UR satalite Dishs
Receevin UR transmishuns
IM SHNOT A ANIMAL! IM A HUMAN BEANSH
I useded this, K? So can has no steelin?
“I thoht that stikin head in mouse toy wuld lead to easy gettings of tasti and nootrishus mouse. Bad idea, aktually.”
Are the winners posted yet? It said monday, but couldn’t find them…
WAITZ! I is reciving teh signals!
imma chargin mah lazah beam!
satelite cat iz reddy now
Planet cat feels invaded
howz i drinks milk nowz!
dayngur, will robinsunnn, dayngur… dayngur!
“parteed too hard
lampshad stuck on head now”
For this, Superman, you die!
iz watching satrellite teevee
I not kno iz bad …
I seez doggies do it alla time
Iz time you by new dish
SATCOM Kitteh is in geosynchronous orbit over Easter Island
Cat lamps sold now!
i has firz contak
Merlin Cat
Kazyunaly puts hiz hat on bakwarz
Cone Cat Says: You give cheezburger now!
this is very funny
zombie cat wants 2 killlll!!!
futurecat shootz teh invisibul lazarz
i iz cornettocat!!! iscream at u!!!
Spy cat lestins in on ur conversashun.
I iz satellite cat i willz get you shows :]
Conductor Cat heerz yer errorz
zombi martian kitteh
has come for teh cheezburgers
rabies aren’t that bad says dogy
dogy says just touch the racoon
well vet says shot i say noooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Heer we go again on da roofs..
Megaphone kitteh is not amused.
PH34R MA HED RAYZ
Wayt, Iz nearly haz satilite TV…
Ha – ya shuld see deh odder kitteh!
goin to space
BRB
basement kitty needed to see the vet