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… mai staplr. i bleev u have it.
u has seen office space hasn’t u?
update 1: I believe you have my stapler [ytmnd, sound]
update 2: I believe you have my stapler and fly away [ytmnd, sound]
submitted by: paul
from: gordon’s lolcat buildr
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
 | Phillipe d'Beaker on On de internets nobody |
 | nobody on Stalker kitteh |
| nobody on Do you seez thatz? |
| nobody on iz u done vacooming now?? |
 | siobhan on wut? |
 | BuddyDitzmores Mom on wut? |
 | Ambercat on wut? |
| BuddyDitzmores Mom on why yes . . . |
| BuddyDitzmores Mom on why yes . . . |
 | Griffyn on wut? |
| BuddyDitzmores Mom on why yes . . . |
| BuddyDitzmores Mom on why yes . . . |
| Griffyn on wut? |
 | Sidhe Cat on wut? |
 | akurei on wut? |
going to . . . burn the catbox down
scewze me… does whiskers count as flair?
MAKE ME LAUFFFFFFHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!:]
…and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry…
damn beat me to it
Were they “merry” or “married”? Somehow I always thought it was the latter, maybe just b/c it sounds like a great Miltonian euphemism for hot squirrel-on-squirrel action.
I always thought “married” too. XD
omg Saintp, I think I love you. Never-before-uttered (or typed) phrase “Miltonian euphemism for hot squirrel-on-squirrel action” ftw!
My favorites thing about ICHC is teh so much awsum blend of “high” and “low” culture…e.g. people with handles like “Stendhalismo” making LOLness with bravura Trek-meets-Shakespeare mash-up moves. It’s so….kittehlike, noes? I just know that if the kittehs could talks they would say stuff like “I can has Miltonian circumlocutionz?”
I shuts up now. Kthx.
5,000 kudos for use of phrase “Miltonian Euphemism”
i think it is merry, but i like your way much better.
“it sounds like a great Miltonian euphemism for hot squirrel-on-squirrel action” now replaces “is it an acronym?” as my “wtf are you talking about?” flame
BWAHAHAHA. Favorite line!
And I said, I don’t care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I’m, I’m quitting, I’m going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they’ve moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn’t bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it’s not okay because if they take my stapler then I’ll set the building on fire…
Wher’z my paicheck? I needz to bai cheezburger
…But then they switched from the Swingline to the
Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline.
Office Spaze kitteh not want to move desk. Kitteh likez it here.
Mr. Lumbergh told me to talk to payroll and then payroll told me to talk to Mr. Lumbergh and I still haven’t received my paycheck and he took my stapler and he never brought it back and then they moved my desk to storage room B and there was garbage on it…
you gaise are hilarious.
I was told that I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven, I told Bill that if Sandra is going to listen to her headphones while she’s filing then I should be able to listen to the radio while I’m collating so I don’t see why I should have to turn down the radio because I enjoy listening at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven.
And I still haven’t gotten my paycheck and they stole my stapler and they told me to move my desk to Storage Room B and there was garbage all over it and I don’t appreciate
that.
Dat no way to treetz sweet spazzy kitteh. Butt den, kitteh ends up at da beach, don he? All the fishies he can eetz too. Happeh kitteh!
I bleev u also haev mai magnifying glass.
Excuse me? Excuse me, senor?
May i speek 2u plz? I asked for a cheezburger an they brought me a hamburger, and I said no mayo, NO mayo for the cheezburger, but it had mayo on it, big globs of mayo…
Pinche gringo.
And I said, NO SALT on the margarita, and there was SALT…BIG GRAINS of salt, floating in the glass, and…
I could put strychnine in the guacamole.
I could have this whole place condemned!
I’ll take mah traveler’s cheques to a competing resort!
Wow what a kitten. cuty pie. I can see some fear as well as some fun in her eyes
periscope kitty is having a das boat type flashback
I’m in ur periscope
looking for mah staplr.
hm, i dunno office guy? is it wary funnay? shud i start watching it?
jes u shood wery funnyz
oh yez, iz best movee bout normal cheezburger lives in past 10 yrs! dey stood outside mah office window n made movee bout our livez!
is VERY skerry to live in town ware it fillummd. yew seez saem stuffs everwares and werkz in skerry offispaec and goes to saem rest, um, rest, grrrr….eetin’ plaeces. an iz troo ’bout haiway thay showed. iz ALLWAEZ dat slow. iz bad. do not want.
Dis da moovie weeze talkin bout:
http://imdb.com/title/tt0151804/
Dat teevee show, The Office, also verrry funni, but not the same ting.
I bliev u has mai staplr.
It had thoes litl metel kep-things-on-du-wal things.
Yes thoes.
No, not thoes.
Office Space kitty so full of win!
yeahhhh.. I’m going to have to have you move down to storage room B..
omg! is full of starz!
Me afred me can’t do that, Dave.
Haha… these iz grate! Eye jus seen Office Space few dayze ago far ferst tyme cuz a frend sed eye shud seen it! It wuz awsum!
PSHPLAAAT! Coffey al over plaze, i can has windecks an papper towl plz? I dies of laffing.
Oh hey, yeah, um we’re going to need you to work this weekend, okay. So yeah, um you just better count on coming in on Caturday.
(OH! I *LOVE* Office Space!!!)
Teh poor poor kitteh, pleez be gibbin’ him back his staplr!
Sherlock Holmes kitteh
is solvin case
Teh rateo of cat to cheezburger to big.
Best yet!
so much of lol!@
kitteh on da case of da missing cheezburgers!
OMG I can see forever.
Wait no, theres a wall over there.
Kitteh gess eyes cheked…hez bin seein too cheeaburgers wear there ar onny one. Nex stop is teh sykyatrist if eyes ar bein fine.
i loves me some Office Space! Uh, Yeah.
dat good movey
veery educashional
Sientist kitteh studys huemans under magnifir glass
!!!!SCIENCE!!!
omg lawlz perfect
Bubblez kitteh is lookin 4 Samsquanch…
Don’t let dis kitteh neer any antz, ok?
or neer sisteh wit metil grommitz in her shooz an she is TRYIN to play
jax, tank u very much, so quitz burnin her feets wit deh magnifyin glass, kthxbai.
Hi kitteh wat’s happenin?…yeh Im gonna need u to mebbe move down to teh basmnt we got sum nu ppls comin in and we needs teh room so if ud just go head and do that mkthxbai
You do realize, of course, that I must now go spam every myspace friend with this pic, yes?
Sherlock Holmes-Cat did finded cloo! Bukket iz that way!!
Noo channel for cell-phone tee-vees – the lolcat channel. All lolcats… all the lol!
Gimme, b4 i focuz mai ai shyne thru diz lenz, an toast ur azz.
K, all da gud line from da moovie r gone, WTF else can I sez? Tanks guise for makin me laugh. i have been comin to dis here site for, well I looked from wfen it pracically started but dinnit start makin da commentz till about2 an haf months ago, an dis place so much fun. I makes new lolbuds, we cwack eech ovver ups. I lubs kbai!
“Um…. yeah.
“I’m gonna need you to come in on Saturday…”
Office Space. Full. Of. Win.
Kitteh gotz a bad case of the Mondays.
I do believe you’d get your ass kicked if you said somethin’ like that to construkshun kitteh.
…big chunks of salt on the rim…
…the red streamline staplers are better models…don’t jam up as much…
You no fool me. Iz tiny slider, not real chzburgr.
EXCELLENT Office Space reference! I really love this site! Very original! Keep going! Got a ton of FANS!
squee! office space…and my favourite lolcat construction ever (a la let me show you them)!!
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According to the special edition DVD and to Stephen Root (”Milton” himself) it was “married” and it was an on-the-spot thing he came up with because Milton wouldn’t have said they were having sex; to his simple mind they were “married”.