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OMG shakespeare lolrus ees back! To bukkit or not to bukkit dat ees da kwestsuhn!
….”two star-crossed lovers”….ok, that may be a bit of a stretch…
True story, now an epic play on Broadway.
Link not working?
fixed. great link there peagle.
not rly tru is it??? want! want!
ah can stille feal dah shinny plassic curvz, lyke still in mah finz..
i lol so that i does not cry
Reminz me ov th’ rawk eeter on Nevrendin’ story.
Valandar I tink same ting ecksaklee!!
“Dey look lik good, strong hands…”
Haha I just watched that movie a couple nights ago.
Alas, pore bukkit, I knew him, Horatio!
Horatio… pliz, yooz ur CSI’s to find mah bukkit!
WOW. Just… WOW!
oh poos. u beatid me to it.
’sokay, tho. sumbudy needed to says it.
horatio ees mai gai. hims on csi:my am eee marathon all day todays. much win
CSI: Miami is full of much win!
Is this a DAGGER I see before me?
Mamories lite the kornrs of mah mind. Missty water colrd mamoreeeees of teh way we wuuuuhhhh
Now dat song iz in mah head. I hates you furever.
Cud be wurse … cud be “Feeeelings, whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa, feeeeelings….”
Yah, cud be even wurser. Cud be theem song frum “Annie”.
Tomarrow, tomarrow, I luvs u tomarrow…….
ur onlee a day a-waaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaay.
….or “unchaind meLOLdy:”
oohhhh, mah bukket
mah darlin
i honger fer ur cheezburgerz
a long lonlee time
an time goez by
so slowlee
are u stil MINE?
u los dat bukit feelin
now is gon, gon, gon
lol-o-o-o-ol
cood be werse. cood be
i just caint get u outa mah hed
no ur more dan i fink u fink about…
coodunt fink ov bukkity lirix for kiley. much loss =(
You know I caint smaile without u
Can’t smile without u
I can’t laugh and I can’t sing
I’m finding it hard to do anything…
*SOBZZZ* BUKKIT, WHERE ARE YOU??? *SOBZZZZ*
ACK!
ACK!!
ACK!!1!
i will has nitemayrs becos of u all.
misty water colord manatees?
w00t 4 u!!
i’d giv my finn for mai bukkit … an a norwegian, tu.
Well, how swede of you.
Prolonged applause for shaungrltoo. She(?) can has Danish!
im Russian for a tishew, you gives me a spain in mi side!
LOL….dat was berry punny!
Sooo…Lolrus just didn’t have a handle on it.
*cue bluez music* I had me a bukkit. ba-don-a-don That bukkit was filled with my happy. ba-don-a-don That bukkit, it just slipped away. ba-don-a-don Now, all I feels is low-down and crappy. I gots the empty missing blue bukkit bluez. Oh yeah…….
plz to be spittin owt mah gaterade! u crazeeass!
I so glad I make you
sprayday. U welcomeLolrus’ in the niiiiite, exchanging buuuuukits…
” were you… just too slippery and covered with sea goo? curse my lack of opposable thumbs ! “
newsflash – xeni has found the bucket !!!
http://www.boingboing.net/2007/05/30/google_maps_zoom_and.html
Alert bukkit brigade!
i cannut c bukkit, only to glowin eyesz.
is gollum hav bukkit?!?1!
Awwww, poor thing.
My bukket wuz mayde for walkin.
And dat’s jest wut it did.
hey, u all started it! not my fawlt
oh woes is mee
aww, this is made of lulz
(palm reading) Iz there new bucket in my future?
tis better to have bukkit and lostit than to never has bukkit at all
Is not u, lolrus — is meh.
“wut? hoo seds dat??”
but…we can still be friends
Surely someone from the Friends of the Zoo Society can get him a new bukkit?
Oh, bukkit, Bukkit!, wherefore art thou bucket?
tsk. is comon mistranslayshin.
u gets sum burgs enyways
(wherefore translates to why )- the lolrus is eloqurnt in his longing.
wuz existential qwesteun, correct????
lolrus one of the grate philosofurs
someday walrus….if you loves it lets it go
if’n it donut comes back, it wuznt mint 2b
If’n a donut comez back, it’s prolly cuz da custard filling was spoyled.
ah, I coulda hada bukkit o’ V8!!
oh the sadnez
“These look like big, strong hands, don’t they?”
how long tis flipper toucht last mah bucket?
the bucket it gone – just Let It Go Already,
geez, some guys…
maybe try a nice pail…
Dude, what did I step in?
Oh bukkit how do I love thee? Let me count the ways …
“Oh man…i KNEW i should have written her number down on a cocktail napkin instead…dang! Is that a 3 or an 8??? stoopid washable markers…”
(Incidentally: this thread is absolutely bursting at the seams with winful goodness. It is exceedingly relevant to mi interestz.)
LOL….Gladys FTW!!!
WIN!
dam i saw that picture and i tried to upload so i could put caption but it wasnt working! stupid computer >:(
emo walrus is emo
lol, and he really looks like he means it!
“Hold on tightly, let go lightly . . .”
Aww – he too heartbrokken for bein lolrus
Now he SOLRUS
Aw, lolrus, dun wurry – deys plenty o bukkits in da sea.
cep we cals dem “shipz”
Oh lolrus, stingz sez if u luv something u shud set it free. Maybeez bukkit come back to u. Wid ur cellularz.
‘Tz bettr 2 halv lovd and lost… Tahn nvr 2 hav loved at awll!
Grissom cud kick Horatio’s butt any ol day of teh week. Long liv Wm. Petersen!
Hay, how this end up down here? Now makes NO sens … Pleh! Nebermind…
so sad teh lolrus.
mak me sad too.
INVISIBLE MIRROR
i needs to pluck mah noze hayrz
Does this have anything to do with this week’s theme on Songfight.org ?
or is that purely coincidence?
Deez look like big strong handzez
*breethz out* *sniffz* Whew! Shudnda had dat garlik pizza!
Der is opera by Antonio Salieri call The Stolen Bucket. Rly. Not lie.
mah breth smelz like cheezburgerz
God made us all =
You many not hold stuff but u sure can kill us.. and also swim better
I mean what would u need hands for?
To be… or not to be…
Eated sum fish.
I can has brefmint?
Nao, fo advrtising.
Plz, donat a bukit to yo nerist lolrus.
Lolrus becomin xtinct w/o bukits.
Halp do a parrt in yous comuuity.
Sponsad ba ASPCA.
Thx
Anao back too………
LOLRUS DRAMAZ
hold on jack.
meh handz,
zey iz melting!