Comments on: shhhh plz hidin from kitteh

By: Diego

Diego — Sun, 07 Aug 2011 17:23:27 +0000

A ferret should’nt be afraid of a grown cat. Believe me!

By: kimble

kimble — Wed, 13 May 2009 21:52:28 +0000

NO BAFS!!!

By: kimble

kimble — Wed, 13 May 2009 21:51:43 +0000

nope, get stinkier quicker and then also get too oily coat. don’ bathz plz!!! plus, mine hates bafs. nogood

By: Webmisstress

Webmisstress — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 06:57:07 +0000

Teh other side:
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/05/28/slinky-cat/

By: PsYcHoKiTtEh

PsYcHoKiTtEh — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 00:33:02 +0000

And da saim reezun mah sister’s puppy tried to eat mah DNA?

(okay, okay, it was an origami model of dna, but it was mah HOMEWORK!)

Dat puppeh mutilated mah kat’s favurite toy.

And makez a skweeky toy outta da kitten, liek dis gai wif dis kitten.

http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/04/03/i-r-not-squeezy-toy/

^hopes it goze linky.

By: PsYcHoKiTtEh

PsYcHoKiTtEh — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 00:28:09 +0000

dat not a haiku!! D<

it would go liek dis:

Oh noes, slinki kat
Is at utha end of tube
Pouncing ferret waits

or something of da sort.

(HAIKUS ADD UP TO 17 SYLLABLES, 5 IN FURST LINE, 7 IN NEXT, 5 IN LAST.)

By: stendhalismo

stendhalismo — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 15:41:09 +0000

ʇsǝʇ

By: dreads

dreads — Fri, 08 Jun 2007 01:13:52 +0000

Nice Hidin spot lol

By: bagel of everything

bagel of everything — Sat, 02 Jun 2007 00:12:29 +0000

omg! that’s like the best eve haiku!

By: Teho

Teho — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 16:07:45 +0000

is find Higs Bozon?
ferit can mayk spaes an times asplode??
i is concernded.

By: Fionn

Fionn — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 13:40:09 +0000

ferretorpedo feelz kinda lawnchy. u movez now? kthxbi.

By: rufuzz

rufuzz — Thu, 31 May 2007 23:52:07 +0000

Givin a weeezl a baf iz lik tryin to braid pesketti wif one hand.

By: Antoinette

Antoinette — Thu, 31 May 2007 18:38:42 +0000

But they smell sweet after bafs, no? A laydee at the petshop was walkin one onna leesh. Cute!

By: PlainJane

PlainJane — Thu, 31 May 2007 15:06:43 +0000

An puppeh livd to tell the tail? Amazing … dat puppeh be a glutton for punishment!

By: PlainJane

PlainJane — Thu, 31 May 2007 15:04:57 +0000

Srly? What a great story …. calling Disney! “100 Ferrets … and a Cat.” I’D go see it!

By: Babs

Babs — Thu, 31 May 2007 15:01:56 +0000

Soz, fert, I fink kitteh haz bin alertd to ur posish.

By: CrazyOldLady

CrazyOldLady — Thu, 31 May 2007 12:56:20 +0000

no,no,no….my furrits used to luv plain with the kittehs…and de kittehs allus be gentul wit them.

By: elizabells

elizabells — Thu, 31 May 2007 12:49:40 +0000

Fings vetz has removed from mah puppeh’s tummeh:

Scruncheez
Hackee Sax
The mesh bagz from Chanukkah Gelt
Tin Foilz
Wood
Bambooz
Retainerz
part of my azzmah inhaler.

Stoopid puppeh. I wuz just littel then, so notz mah faults!

By: CrazyOldLady

CrazyOldLady — Thu, 31 May 2007 12:48:47 +0000

ekzellent pun!!!

By: thesillyweasel

thesillyweasel — Thu, 31 May 2007 11:56:59 +0000

ferret recharging station….

By: TeeBee

TeeBee — Thu, 31 May 2007 10:55:12 +0000

pleez be transfer to monorailcat.

By: gladys

gladys — Thu, 31 May 2007 09:00:17 +0000

Had once longago a goofy kitteh who got sick. Took gooficat to vet; vet xrayded gooficat. Sez “Iz got blockage–need surjery”. Did surjery on gooficat. Found?

Gooficat had gotten into boxez in basement from grammaangrampaz howze. Got into box wif grammaz undawarez. Gooficat had ATE A BUTTON OFFA GRAMMAZ GIRDLE. Kitteh was fine; catastrophically stoopid, but fine. Never ated no more undawarez, eithr.

Now I gotz whole nother gooficat, what eetz random floor objects for NO GOOD REEZON. Favorit sequence of eeventz here in goofihowze: “Whatchooo eetin, Snickerz?? DROP IT…I SAID DROP IT….GET BACK HERE!!!” :::chase chase chase::: “Damn–he swallowed it, whatever it was.”

By: Brown Suga'

Brown Suga' — Thu, 31 May 2007 07:30:32 +0000

I is skeert of vacuum

By: Tiny Cheezburger & The Catburger

Tiny Cheezburger & The Catburger — Thu, 31 May 2007 04:44:10 +0000

btw, Caturday is now my favorite word
where I used to say SQUEE, I now say CATURDAY

By: Tiny Cheezburger & The Catburger

Tiny Cheezburger & The Catburger — Thu, 31 May 2007 04:39:39 +0000

ferret tung in sodie canz, skroodrivah in hotloldog … ftw
I’s laughing so hard I’s to pee my pantz

you people give me such Caturday

By: stendhalismo

stendhalismo — Thu, 31 May 2007 04:24:38 +0000

well, it’s all new everyday, and they were ALL ABOUT that ‘the internet is made of tubes’ thing

By: rufuzz

rufuzz — Thu, 31 May 2007 03:49:28 +0000

ACK!

weeeeesellez!!!!1!

usta haf seben of teh lil monsturs in mah house. mah roomate thot tehy waz kuteness. he dint git tehm d-centd, so tehy wer VERRRRRRY stin-kay. wen he movd owt, he left three behind, as a good-bai preznt. along wif unpayd rent.

By: Reese Tora

Reese Tora — Thu, 31 May 2007 03:01:35 +0000

“Hai der, I brung u web paeg. Whut? How else you tink paeg move thru seris uv tuebs?”

By: Frostbyte

Frostbyte — Thu, 31 May 2007 02:43:02 +0000

ferets do not be needing to be undertaking the hidingz from kitehs.

Ferrets are being mean furtubes, made of teefs and clawzies for the defending of the self against kitehs lookin’ eat a tasteh, nootrushus ferret bureeto

By: Lily Kitteh

Lily Kitteh — Thu, 31 May 2007 02:28:54 +0000

We had a Siamese-looking cat that had been abandoned then raised by ferrets. It would slink around, very ferret-like. It also used to hide things. We’d have to move the sofa to find toys, dolls, little cars, all kinds of things. It was a wonderful cat.

By: PlainJane

PlainJane — Thu, 31 May 2007 00:23:50 +0000

I checkd out BoingBoing, as per ur suggestion … teh skull-shaped weenie roastr waz, um, interesting. As waz teh vertebrae-shaped lamp (albeit in a creepy sort of way). But Rocklol Horrlol Piclol Showlol iz teh #1 LOL, by far (as opposed to pon far).

By: Teho

Teho — Thu, 31 May 2007 00:10:52 +0000

u hads tu goatse der…

By: D.R.

D.R. — Wed, 30 May 2007 23:43:26 +0000

Physics Ferret is working in a secret government facility.

By: munky

munky — Wed, 30 May 2007 23:42:19 +0000

hoverferret is yur tubez

By: Joey

Joey — Wed, 30 May 2007 23:17:55 +0000

AHHsome!

By: snippet

snippet — Wed, 30 May 2007 22:56:28 +0000

Duz ferretz get teh bugeyes jus like kitteh wen about to pownce? Shur luk lyke it.

By: Charity

Charity — Wed, 30 May 2007 22:39:29 +0000

Ferret Burrito! Ferrito!

By: shaungrltoo

shaungrltoo — Wed, 30 May 2007 22:21:28 +0000

Please to be findin me teh ‘Sticky Toffee Pudding’ by H.Das. kthxbai

By: stendhalismo

stendhalismo — Wed, 30 May 2007 22:16:36 +0000

you need ice cream theraphy

By: stendhalismo

stendhalismo — Wed, 30 May 2007 22:15:25 +0000

PS: I'm in ur internets clogging yer tubes

By: stendhalismo

stendhalismo — Wed, 30 May 2007 22:13:46 +0000

hey, if you read boingboing.net, you’d have thought of it too, trust

By: KickahaOta

KickahaOta — Wed, 30 May 2007 22:09:46 +0000

You beat me to it. Curse you. Curse, I say.

By: Mando

Mando — Wed, 30 May 2007 22:07:56 +0000

SUBWEIGH FERRIT HAS RUN OUTTA TUNNEL

“MOAR TUNNEL PLZ KTHX”

By: pagedancer

pagedancer — Wed, 30 May 2007 22:07:21 +0000

LOL!

By: shaungrltoo

shaungrltoo — Wed, 30 May 2007 21:55:55 +0000

Myz terrapist sez I needs to vent. How dis halp?

By: Doug

Doug — Wed, 30 May 2007 21:55:54 +0000

Tunnel ferret is in the tunnel.

By: cmerry

cmerry — Wed, 30 May 2007 21:52:23 +0000

da hare clog so olde it com 2 lyfe??

By: PlainJane

PlainJane — Wed, 30 May 2007 21:52:01 +0000

Hai ther, stend … howya doin today? Gud. See dis nice jackt we had speshully maed for u? Iz nice, isnt it? Yes. Well, u put it on like dis, see, and teh sleeves –arent they long! — they rap ’round lik dis an …. *snap* OK, boys, u can load him up now!

By: Melissa

Melissa — Wed, 30 May 2007 21:44:41 +0000

Glad to noes mah mindz not onnlee one in da guttah!

By: Melissa

Melissa — Wed, 30 May 2007 21:43:43 +0000

But wen da behbehz….dey ees de cuuuuute! Hoppin aroun an vary sillee!