shhhh plz hidin from kitteh
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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oh noes. slinki kitteh is at utha end?
pouncing ferret waits…
is he ferret? or polecat? would he then be lolecat?
(sorry)
omg! that’s like the best eve haiku!
dat not a haiku!! D<
it would go liek dis:
Oh noes, slinki kat
Is at utha end of tube
Pouncing ferret waits
or something of da sort.
(HAIKUS ADD UP TO 17 SYLLABLES, 5 IN FURST LINE, 7 IN NEXT, 5 IN LAST.)
ooo choo kute!
Found ya!!! WHAP!
:O
Noap, Iz findin no klogs heer. Dat be fitty cheezbergers.
Ferretz r da mischevoos animul EVAH! Ah used ta werk for exotik vet, an day allus comin in wif da craaziest fings! Tung stuck in sodie pop cans, pawsies in cans, eated feesh lurez, eated leetle toyz, eated muneez, pannyhoses. DEY CRAZEE! ( An a leetle smellie, giv bafs plz)
Gud grief! Mah late puppehs’ vet said teh weerdest thing he evr had to remov from a beastee waz a screwdriver from a dachsund; 2nd weerdest waz a pr. of pannyhose. Whassup wit teh pannyhoses?… no, no, I dun wanna no!
Saim rezun mah puppeh eatz momma’s undies. Eeeewz.
And da saim reezun mah sister’s puppy tried to eat mah DNA?
(okay, okay, it was an origami model of dna, but it was mah HOMEWORK!)
Dat puppeh mutilated mah kat’s favurite toy.
And makez a skweeky toy outta da kitten, liek dis gai wif dis kitten.
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/04/03/i-r-not-squeezy-toy/
^hopes it goze linky.
Had once longago a goofy kitteh who got sick. Took gooficat to vet; vet xrayded gooficat. Sez “Iz got blockage–need surjery”. Did surjery on gooficat. Found?
Gooficat had gotten into boxez in basement from grammaangrampaz howze. Got into box wif grammaz undawarez. Gooficat had ATE A BUTTON OFFA GRAMMAZ GIRDLE. Kitteh was fine; catastrophically stoopid, but fine. Never ated no more undawarez, eithr.
Now I gotz whole nother gooficat, what eetz random floor objects for NO GOOD REEZON. Favorit sequence of eeventz here in goofihowze: “Whatchooo eetin, Snickerz?? DROP IT…I SAID DROP IT….GET BACK HERE!!!” :::chase chase chase::: “Damn–he swallowed it, whatever it was.”
But wen da behbehz….dey ees de cuuuuute! Hoppin aroun an vary sillee!
ACK!
weeeeesellez!!!!1!
usta haf seben of teh lil monsturs in mah house. mah roomate thot tehy waz kuteness. he dint git tehm d-centd, so tehy wer VERRRRRRY stin-kay. wen he movd owt, he left three behind, as a good-bai preznt. along wif unpayd rent.
ferret tung in sodie canz, skroodrivah in hotloldog … ftw
I’s laughing so hard I’s to pee my pantz
you people give me such Caturday
btw, Caturday is now my favorite word
where I used to say SQUEE, I now say CATURDAY
But they smell sweet after bafs, no? A laydee at the petshop was walkin one onna leesh. Cute!
Givin a weeezl a baf iz lik tryin to braid pesketti wif one hand.
this pic takes my mind to such a darker place…
anyone else see the horrible NSFW potential?
Ferret say AM NOT BUTTZ GERBIL!
Glad to noes mah mindz not onnlee one in da guttah!
u hads tu goatse der…
Glintee-eyez kitteh can noe seez me, ryte?
RYTE?!
…
o…
..halp me
Slinky Ferret will not get away!
(I miss my old ferret. Alas, I’m critically allergic, as we found out the hard way, and she had to go to a rescue home. She was rescued from a neglectful idiot to start with, too. :()
Tube Ferret!
THE INTERNETS !!! THEY IS MADE OF TUBES !!!
oh, nevermind.
Hai ther, stend … howya doin today? Gud. See dis nice jackt we had speshully maed for u? Iz nice, isnt it? Yes. Well, u put it on like dis, see, and teh sleeves –arent they long! — they rap ’round lik dis an …. *snap* OK, boys, u can load him up now!
hey, if you read boingboing.net, you’d have thought of it too, trust
PS:
I’m in ur internets
clogging yer tubes
I checkd out BoingBoing, as per ur suggestion … teh skull-shaped weenie roastr waz, um, interesting. As waz teh vertebrae-shaped lamp (albeit in a creepy sort of way). But Rocklol Horrlol Piclol Showlol iz teh #1 LOL, by far (as opposed to pon far).
well, it’s all new everyday, and they were ALL ABOUT that ‘the internet is made of tubes’ thing
“Hai der, I brung u web paeg. Whut? How else you tink paeg move thru seris uv tuebs?”
CannonFerret redy tu fiir!!
slinki kitteh wil ferret u out
ekzellent pun!!!
da hare clog so olde it com 2 lyfe??
Tunnel ferret is in the tunnel.
Myz terrapist sez I needs to vent. How dis halp?
LOL!
you need ice cream theraphy
Please to be findin me teh ‘Sticky Toffee Pudding’ by H.Das. kthxbai
SUBWEIGH FERRIT HAS RUN OUTTA TUNNEL
“MOAR TUNNEL PLZ KTHX”
You beat me to it. Curse you. Curse, I say.
pleez be transfer to monorailcat.
Ferret Burrito! Ferrito!
Duz ferretz get teh bugeyes jus like kitteh wen about to pownce? Shur luk lyke it.
AHHsome!
hoverferret is yur tubez
Physics Ferret is working in a secret government facility.
is find Higs Bozon?
ferit can mayk spaes an times asplode??
i is concernded.
We had a Siamese-looking cat that had been abandoned then raised by ferrets. It would slink around, very ferret-like. It also used to hide things. We’d have to move the sofa to find toys, dolls, little cars, all kinds of things. It was a wonderful cat.
Srly? What a great story …. calling Disney! “100 Ferrets … and a Cat.” I’D go see it!
ferets do not be needing to be undertaking the hidingz from kitehs.
Ferrets are being mean furtubes, made of teefs and clawzies for the defending of the self against kitehs lookin’ eat a tasteh, nootrushus ferret bureeto
no,no,no….my furrits used to luv plain with the kittehs…and de kittehs allus be gentul wit them.
I is skeert of vacuum
ferret recharging station….
Fings vetz has removed from mah puppeh’s tummeh:
Scruncheez
Hackee Sax
The mesh bagz from Chanukkah Gelt
Tin Foilz
Wood
Bambooz
Retainerz
part of my azzmah inhaler.
Stoopid puppeh. I wuz just littel then, so notz mah faults!
An puppeh livd to tell the tail? Amazing … dat puppeh be a glutton for punishment!
Soz, fert, I fink kitteh haz bin alertd to ur posish.
ferretorpedo feelz kinda lawnchy. u movez now? kthxbi.
Nice Hidin spot lol
ʇsǝʇ
Teh other side:
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/05/28/slinky-cat/