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Inverted Cat Sez:
“My perseptshuns, they are to being fscked!”
Elfi: U haz prettimus kitteh. And I see you has teh folding version of the lazor cat.
Elfi….Kismet likes to look at problum from ALL angles, right?
Actually, the problem at that moment was Serenity. Ren likes to just *SIT THERE* and annoy the hell out of Kismet by just LOOKING at her.
Kismet gets all crouchy and growly and stuff…. and backs into a corner, and ended up all quantum-entaglement-position.
Pic kinda reminds me of those fainting goats … y’know, u say “boo!” and they just keel ovr … SPLAT. Onlee Kismet Kat look cuter doin it!
I feel like that today :/
Jackcat Sparrow: Y iz de catniprum always gone?
Jackcat Sparrow: O… dat’s Y.
Cat Sparrow?
CATAIN jack sparrow!
Nah, is not folding lazor cat.
Is only having one lazor.
iz lazy-r?
graceful kitteh…meant to do taht
LOLZ! I totally love that caption too!!
Also “dis not Downward-Facing dog?”
LOL I so proud. I finally gots a pik up on ICHC.
I was in Office Depot IRL lookin’ at stuff (since they sent me a catalog and all)
And I decided I knew I wanted some hard-to-find graph paper. I wandered around a bit and the nice store clerk came up and said, “Can I help you find something?”
And I looked him dead in the eye and asked, “I can has drafting supply?”
And then thought…. oh no….
And he didn’t even notice. Just directed me to the aisle.
LOL
–Elfi
And I looked him dead in the eye and asked, “I can has drafting supply?”
ROFLMAO!!!!!!
Oh noes u dih-n’t!
teh win!! I can has drafting supply = extra fries!
congrats elfi! Yay for you!
i can has speach therapies?
****snort**** oh crap, gotta glean my monitor again!!
You have articulated my greatest fear, and made it my biggest lol. Teh win!
i can has copys and ink cartridge refills?
yahz, it hard to lolspeak not.
i feellikeit.
yup, i iz using teh lolspeak all teh timez nao! atm i iz getting colleagues used to hearing “do not want!” from me.
(working in germany…)
We went to aquarium this weekend. We looked for bukkit. Many fishees had no bukkits there…
ROFL! My 8-yeer-old toldz me yestirday “do not want”
Sheesh. It’s hard enough to get him to use proper English, and then I go and corrupt him with LOLspeak.
I think my family truly believes I now have several screws loose….”I can has”, “do not want”, “snorgle”, “squee”…. it is insidious! But I’m lovin evur minit of it!
It’z contagious … a LOLvirus. Ur cookin dinnr an husban com into kitchin, an u say, “Ummm, tsty … has gud flavr. Nom nom?” An he look at u, lik, “u bat*@%t crazee.” But, then, he not LOLfren. Pity.
lurve tha 8 yr-old stry !!
My mom who can has alzhemierz also sez ‘lurve.’ On herself!
Very sorry ’bout your mom, Jewel.
Very sorry about your Mom, Jewel (did post this before, but it disappeared). Must be difficult for everyone.
Jewel, I sendz my sympathees to both u and ur mummah,
Iz hard hard theeng to go thru, I knows.
My g-father, an uncle, and father all had the alzheimierz. is so sad.
Take kare of urselfs, too, okay?
Heh. I didz dat too. I mostly talkz to kittehs an alwayz sez lolspeak.
I has startid to talk to my dog this wey. Halps me!
I do it at work. All the time. but my employees have gotten used to it. Melissa says… Oh noes!!! And “I can has “whatever i’m lookin for. They think Im weird and that’s the way I prefer it. ‘Specially since I’m thier boss.
XD that is win right there.
Hi, Elfi,
I is waving to u! ^>^>^>
How kewl dat u got pickded for dah cheezburger. I luved dis one, and
gived it lots of cheezburgers. It is super.
I has also been havin deh trubles of speeking in lolkitteh in publics.
My Mike sez I do it more than I theenk I reely do. He sez Stop It. I sez
pthbbbbbt.
Hey Mike…..pthbbbbbt frum me, too!
BWAHAHAHAHA! Good one, elfie. My boyfriend has also had to get used to me speaking to him randomly in LOL. “I can has your book?” etc.
I’m sure one day he’ll finally snap and say, “I can has my English major gf back?”
^^ dis make me laff much…who cannea loves LOLspeak??
graceful kitteh…meant to do taht
Tru dat!
Kittah haz not malfunkshined, kittah meant to do dat.
/kittah tosses hed, fliks tale an waks into nuther room.
Or: Akseptabul Beehavyur #2
Sitz in da middul of da room and lik paws liek nuttin evah happened.
George Carlin used to have a routine about pets doing silly things — dogs don’t get embarrassed, they’re just happy that they made you laugh.The cat struts behind the the couch, completely nonchalant, and then when he thinks he’s out of your vision, sits down, rubs his head and growls, “@*&*&!!”
That’s “@*&*&!! MEOOWW!”
BOE, you beat me by thismuch!
great minds and all
:::snertch::: not to class myselfz wif grate mindzez or nuffin, but “i meant to do dat” was my firstest reaction too…. lol!
Help! Iz fallen and I can’tz get up!
YAYZ MAH KIZMIT IZ FAMIZ!!!!
YAYYYYY
Kizmit — heeheehee
lurve it
Elfiz!!! YAY for KIMMET-kitteh….is BYOOOOOOTIMUS kittehmus, an now FAYMOUS byootimus kittimus! I lurrrrves me some orangeycatz…demz my favorite kinda kittehz (sez dis last bit quietfully, b/c my kitz is lissenin an none of dem orangeycatzez.)
Squishy wuzzles and earscritchies to Kismet…an applauzes for da Elfi!!!
(Incidentally: re: “I can has drafting supply?”: 1) ROFLMAO! 2) At my mumma’s house for Memorial Day, it took a fierce effort of concentrated will to keep the statement “I has a corm” from escaping my lips. And it was a near thing, several times.)
but that’s the bestest part of eatin’ a corms!
LOLZ The vet techs always say “him” when they first see Kismet b/c yellow / orange tabbies are usually boys… but noooo she a gurl… she has this thumb-size pale gray smudge on one shoulder. It’s her “identifying mark”. It’s so cute. She iz teknikly a kalyko, I guezz. Her mama kat was a tortie.
–E
Oh, wow, marmalade gurlkitteh–v. speshal!
ive moved around alot last few years, and all teh new vets be double checkin to see if my orange tabby really be havin herbalz instead of harblz
YAY for KIMMET-kitteh….is BYOOOOOOTIMUS kittehmus, an now FAYMOUS byootimus kittimus!
Iz tru, gladys! Kismet iz much wit da pretty!
Someone hit de reset buton plz
whirrrrr CLICK(smell of smoke)
remind my uv 1st cormpooter. went upin smoke. srsly. :0
Aburt/Retri/Fayl?
Aburt/Retri/Fayl?
Aburt/Retri?Fayl?
Yay it mah big ylow.
She iz fuzzy.
No tuch da tummi. It sheepz at u.
Kitteh fallz wit stile.
We WUZ gonna invadez yur planit, but yu gots too many stairz…
Valandar – lol stairz ftw!! LOL
Just got back yesterday from Trekkie convenshun… had great time but couldn’t wait to get back to ICHC!!!
welcum bak!!
Liv long n prospr, amedia … (doan u luv tha tribble posted jus belo!).
Liv long n prospr, amedia …
Peess n long lief, PlainJane!
(doan u luv tha tribble posted jus belo!).
Ooo, mus luk!
welcum bak!!
thx! Ur moar welcoming than mai kittehs. Big fluffy one pouted longtiem. Little gray one sez Mama’s back! Tiem iz for moar naughtiness!
Whar? *iz jellus*
Michigan! No speshal guests – just other crazy fangrrlz! Much giggling and squeeing.
halp! i’ve fallen and i can’t get up!
oppps i not the first, sorry dustbunny
call the kitteh kiropracter. thanks.
WALKING: Ur doin it wrong!!!!!
B! LOLZ win!!
That’s awesome!
stepford kitteh has gone haywir haywir haywir
“Oh Joanna! My new dress! How could you do a thing like that? Just when I was going to give you coffee! How could you do a thing like that? I thought we were friends! Just when I was going to… how could you do a thing like that… just when I was going to give you coffee! Oh Joanna… I thought we were friends… I thought we were friends… friends… coffee… how could you do a thing like that? Like that? Like that? Like that? Friends… friends…”
looky looky – robots is the new kittens NOT !!!
http://www.lolbots.com/
“I iz the pretty 1″ … *snort*!
Kittehs got nuthin to worry ’bout. Fur is SQUEE!; metal, Eee! No contest.
teh best part of movie 1!!!! i thot we were frenz! lolzers!!!
Kitteh is living pruf of mah theeree taht evary 3 dai weekund shud have a manadatry too dai rcuvry piriud.
Whut? Iz troo.
Monorail cat…
Has derailed and crashed!
ROFLMAO. I love this site.
folding cat…is folding.
Transformer cat am transforming.
Transkittehs… MOAR DAN MEATS DE EYE!
trans kitties? are we back to the GLBT thread already?
glbt–thats how i read it first too! lmao
lolformers ftw!
Grayt, now I gots dat song stuck in mah hed…
gobots (lolbawts?) are soooo much betterer
and cheaper
CAT-CAT walker has been tripped by teh tow linez
Empire Strikes Back for teh win!!!!
Breakdancing cat is winding up for a head spin.
Bwah! Win!
wai i no cans see ds pikshur?
Game Ober
Press Reset Plz
Just hit this site! Love it! Had no idea it was about catz! Love the wordings!
U shud here wht teh naybors r doin downstares.
Oh noes! Where be mah balance?
Geez? What happen to its eyes?