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… What I do wif it?
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Bai cheezburger! *lolz*
Of course! lol
thats just wut i was finking!
I wuz gonna say “go find Ize kreem man!!”
Kitteh no can get cheezburgur wif dat munnyz. Needz MOAR!!
how much do a slider at whitecastle be costin?
dat is not cheezburger, dat is soylent green
SOYLENT GREEN BE PEEPLZZZZZZ.
Peeplz b k, f kittnz thrd b prblm
Costin’ too shiny moneys liek dat. (49 cents I last remember, and a Cheezebrgr is anudder 10 sents)
2 shiny monies?
thats alot of shiny…
they better come in some fancy crinkly wrappers!
one monee! lol
can mebbe get slider…
Play the ’slots’. Kitteh needs a new pair of shoes…well, actually two pairs.
Kitteh hit jackpot an buy McDonal franchise … Kitteh Nirvana!
Kitteh invest in cheezburgermarket?
Kitteh is to bai the lolrus a new bukket!
Bucket for yer lolrus, two bitz!
where to find ice cream man?
excooz me you make ise kreem wif fish? i see on iron chef!
You made me lol @ werk - not good for teh monies… =D
kitteh waitsez until hears musiks from cheezburger truk to be come down teh street. hot cheezburgerz fer all kittehs wif a munee! an fishee ize creem sammichez, to.
please to be patients, kitteh — truk come bai on CATURDAY!
yaz!!!
truk musix b ‘caturday in tha park”…
I betts u a kwarter that iz kyoowter dan yoo.
Hedz, yoo lose. Yoo hafta kleen da litterbox.
buys a ice cream!
i thot mi allowinz wud be soo much moar than thiz…
I tink I gives to sad kittehs what don’t has cheezburgers . . . maybes
yur momma raized yu good, Lily!!
I has a kitteh named Lily. I call her Lily Kitteh all the times!
dis totully inadequate. ver diserpointid.
Quik, hyd monez, ‘nother kitteh sneekin up frum bahind u!
I bais a gas.
…
Not bai much, tho.
Yah … what? Two Tbsp … maybe. Now, if u com up wit car dat run on teh usd kitteh litteh, NOW u be talkin!
But demz kitteh litteh carz be gonna get killz, jus lik carz what be runz on sparkz ‘n’ liteninz. Too much be addixtionz oil is why. Dey say kitteh litteh carz be takinz bukkit from dem. Dey be cover with scwatch scwatch scwatch scwatch scwatch scwatchscwatchscwatchscwatchscwatchscwatch FWEEZ!
I go plays Spayse Invadoors.
I beet yer Hi Skore.
Kitteh gitz furst sad luk at whut paychek luks liek after dedukshuns.
Sad but troo, Sunnshyne… sad but troo.
Brilliant!
In my situation, that’s what a paycheck looks like after making a payment on my MA loan…
>spfffffffft!
was sound uv lose coffe in nozs.
can have napkin plz?
kthx
use it to bye u some Brains hahahaha
Kitteh put it in hiz pokket! Oh wait…
MEEOOWTH
Kitteh needs to save for kollidge edumacation.
…so he can flipz teh cheezburger, full-tyme.
You can has fryz wif dat?
Caturday speshul: all cheezburgerz 2 bits!
WIN!
Hehe, kawaii!
Kitteh should go buy some toys to play wif. ^_^
Give to ice cream man!!
A quarter won’t buy much these days, even if you are a kitten.
if only squee were currency
A KWARTER? U CANST BUY NUTHINS WITH A KWARTER NOWADAYZ!
MEBBE I CAN BUY A FRY FROM NO-FRY-SHARING CAT.
But….bak in da day….(oh this is SO going to date me)…yu kud get a dozen Tootsie Roll Pops wit a qwarter! Den dey went up to a nikkel eech…den…oh well, yu noes how it goes!
Iz tru … an I gotz teh cavities to proov it (i wuz jujubee gurl, miself).
mmmmmmmmm jujubeeszzzzzzz
milk duds!
Twennyfiv cent pluz verreh kyoot bebeh kitteh wil get u cheezburger.
u beated me tooit
K kitteh. I takes u to da groceree storz an u puts dat dere kwatah een da masheene, an SOOPRIZE u got….wait whut is dat?
Kitteh froogal. He gonna envest it.
but…he don have a vest!!!
Dis b my retyrement fund totul. I wil b 80-yeer ol womin wurking at McDunulds fur ress ov lyf.
Maybe we can start up collecshun an open retirmnt centr for ol Lolfrenz … call it Lolfart Happy Home or sumthin. Sign me up!
I wil serv lotts ov kittehs.
Ai alreddy chekin owt Trader Joe’s fur retyrement jobz. Hav bin practicing put cans uv corm on shelf, an mopping up barfs on aisle 3.
OMG…yu meen we all gonna be tugether??? “Hello…welkum to WalMart…do yu want a snorgle???”
Wee al b tugethor! Dat b grate!! lolira