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Bai cheezburger! *lolz*
Of course! lol
thats just wut i was finking!
I wuz gonna say “go find Ize kreem man!!”
Kitteh no can get cheezburgur wif dat munnyz. Needz MOAR!!
how much do a slider at whitecastle be costin?
dat is not cheezburger, dat is soylent green
SOYLENT GREEN BE PEEPLZZZZZZ.
Peeplz b k, f kittnz thrd b prblm
Costin’ too shiny moneys liek dat. (49 cents I last remember, and a Cheezebrgr is anudder 10 sents)
2 shiny monies?
thats alot of shiny…
they better come in some fancy crinkly wrappers!
dey come in itty bitty cartons made specially for dem…
one monee! lol
can mebbe get slider…
cheezburgaz nar lyke r ya mad double cheezburgaz lol
Play the ‘slots’. Kitteh needs a new pair of shoes…well, actually two pairs.
Kitteh hit jackpot an buy McDonal franchise … Kitteh Nirvana!
Kitteh invest in cheezburgermarket?
Kitteh is to bai the lolrus a new bukket!
Bucket for yer lolrus, two bitz!
where to find ice cream man?
excooz me you make ise kreem wif fish? i see on iron chef!
You made me lol @ werk – not good for teh monies… =D
kitteh waitsez until hears musiks from cheezburger truk to be come down teh street. hot cheezburgerz fer all kittehs wif a munee! an fishee ize creem sammichez, to.
please to be patients, kitteh — truk come bai on CATURDAY!
yaz!!!
truk musix b ‘caturday in tha park”…
I betts u a kwarter that iz kyoowter dan yoo.
Hedz, yoo lose. Yoo hafta kleen da litterbox.
buys a ice cream!
i thot mi allowinz wud be soo much moar than thiz…
I tink I gives to sad kittehs what don’t has cheezburgers . . . maybes
yur momma raized yu good, Lily!!
I has a kitteh named Lily. I call her Lily Kitteh all the times!
dis totully inadequate. ver diserpointid.
Quik, hyd monez, ‘nother kitteh sneekin up frum bahind u!
I bais a gas.
…
Not bai much, tho.
Yah … what? Two Tbsp … maybe. Now, if u com up wit car dat run on teh usd kitteh litteh, NOW u be talkin!
But demz kitteh litteh carz be gonna get killz, jus lik carz what be runz on sparkz ‘n’ liteninz. Too much be addixtionz oil is why. Dey say kitteh litteh carz be takinz bukkit from dem. Dey be cover with scwatch scwatch scwatch scwatch scwatch scwatchscwatchscwatchscwatchscwatchscwatch FWEEZ!
I go plays Spayse Invadoors.
I beet yer Hi Skore.
Kitteh gitz furst sad luk at whut paychek luks liek after dedukshuns.
Sad but troo, Sunnshyne… sad but troo.
Brilliant!
In my situation, that’s what a paycheck looks like after making a payment on my MA loan…
>spfffffffft!
was sound uv lose coffe in nozs.
can have napkin plz?
kthx
use it to bye u some Brains hahahaha
Kitteh put it in hiz pokket! Oh wait…
MEEOOWTH
Kitteh needs to save for kollidge edumacation.
…so he can flipz teh cheezburger, full-tyme.
You can has fryz wif dat?
Caturday speshul: all cheezburgerz 2 bits!
WIN!
Hehe, kawaii!
Kitteh should go buy some toys to play wif. ^_^
Give to ice cream man!!
A quarter won’t buy much these days, even if you are a kitten.
if only squee were currency
A KWARTER? U CANST BUY NUTHINS WITH A KWARTER NOWADAYZ!
MEBBE I CAN BUY A FRY FROM NO-FRY-SHARING CAT.
But….bak in da day….(oh this is SO going to date me)…yu kud get a dozen Tootsie Roll Pops wit a qwarter! Den dey went up to a nikkel eech…den…oh well, yu noes how it goes!
Iz tru … an I gotz teh cavities to proov it (i wuz jujubee gurl, miself).
mmmmmmmmm jujubeeszzzzzzz
milk duds!
Twennyfiv cent pluz verreh kyoot bebeh kitteh wil get u cheezburger.
u beated me tooit
K kitteh. I takes u to da groceree storz an u puts dat dere kwatah een da masheene, an SOOPRIZE u got….wait whut is dat?
Kitteh froogal. He gonna envest it.
but…he don have a vest!!!
Dis b my retyrement fund totul. I wil b 80-yeer ol womin wurking at McDunulds fur ress ov lyf.
Maybe we can start up collecshun an open retirmnt centr for ol Lolfrenz … call it Lolfart Happy Home or sumthin. Sign me up!
I wil serv lotts ov kittehs.
Ai alreddy chekin owt Trader Joe’s fur retyrement jobz. Hav bin practicing put cans uv corm on shelf, an mopping up barfs on aisle 3.
OMG…yu meen we all gonna be tugether??? “Hello…welkum to WalMart…do yu want a snorgle???”
Wee al b tugethor! Dat b grate!! lolira
“We can be together
Ah you and me
We should be together
… We are obscene lawless hideous dangerous dirty violent and young”
otay, name da group! and iffen you bought da lp when it furst came out, rayse yur paw!
that b Jefferson Airplanez!
do i get a moneys prize for noin’ dat?
&:o)
Wat u do wif it? Put it in yer kittehbankz!
See, I makes kwartar disappeer. Ooh, is ok, I founds it now, in ur ear. You can has it back, now, for cheezburger.
O hai Diva Geek. Hao ai wish yoo were stll wif us. Yoo were wun ov the funniest ov awl. *deep sigh*
O, Janet.
Doan bee hasseeng a sad…
{{{{{{{{{{{{Janet}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Oh, lil kitteh…nots much, am afrayd *pats on hed* Welcom to sad realiteez of lyf.
Wiht 100 italian old lires kitty cant bai any cheezburger
Jut a ceuing-gam
Wud rathr hav jus a spoonful of Italian ice creems … heer it iz teh best! Nom!
I fink Hurry Pottr kittehs gots it bettah… theys coins is GOLDE!
Or they turn em into 1000 moneys wif magic powr.
I is asking maiself same qwestion lil’LOL’kiki….
POVERTY CAT IS POVERTIED
can i has taht on a tshit plz?
i losed toof
this unner mah pilloe…
i put in pigee bank
Iz gon spen id all on a bouncy ball frum them toy mazchines at de mall.
mewmew wantz feed birdz. is still tuppence a bag?
Dis comment iz made of winz.
thiz very smart kitteh. bai birdsedz, attract birdz, nom nom nom.
WIN
wut if u bi some mittenz
if u keepz em kleens and don’t be so goin roun loozin
Looz mitns = no pie!
Round creature hasnt moved all da. Shud I eet it?
if I stair at it long enuf, mebbe it wil levitat
bai kitkat bar ;P
y dat flat man starin at me?
“hez gud butt iz betta. i cans owtstarez shinee flatman.”
Dey sey muhnee not go ez fahr ez it yoost to. Dat troo. I stayre at muhnee all day an in not go nowherz.
How I flip coin? I haz no fumbs. Wah.
Headz I baiz Cheezburger, tailz I baizez Icecreems
Side, I buy icecreemburger, hoorays!
Putt it n teh baynk an git many sheits ov papyr in its playce. Sheits sai “Pai 2 de ordur ov” on dem.
Tayk sheits ov papyr wif u to da stor. Purrchass itms (bawl ov yern, kitteh littre, gooshey fud, shienie fings). Wryte owt on sheit ov papyr fur moar monee dan u putt in baynk. Due dis all ovah town. Go hom wif manee prizeses. Iznt ur furst chekking akownt gweat?
don go gettin de bebbeh in much trubble! he too little fur jail tyme!
Dis all i get for preeemo kitteh pr0n?
Kitteh be practizin mind over matter – usin energiez of brainwaveses to flip coin. Doesn’t need thumbs dat way.
Dere iz no coyn?
pounces
No spend all in one plase, kitteh!
(now to see if anybody is as old as I am…)
Ah’s gave a corter and mah order,
small fri,
BIG MAC
You be illin’.
i has a quarter
i can plays pac man
No how much costs to gets a nikl seergically ‘moved from a kitteh’s small testin?
1500$$$$$$ bad kitteh! ….butt my baybe was too cute not too save. Too bad tears don’t pay vet bills.
Thx for the lols, guise. I needs them. The Catburger died this morning. I’s full of cries.
sad cries with you.
Oh my god, tiny cheezburger. Love and much hugs to you. I am so sorry.
It’s so sad when we lose our four-legged friends. They give unconditional love. So very sorry for your loss, TC. Your lolfrenz mourn with you.
I was going back thru sum old posts, enjoyin dem all over agin, and I
just now saw this. I am so sorry, TC. My tears and sympathees are all
wit u. I know dis hurtz so bad. It alwayz duz, but having deh kittehs is well
wurth the pain wen we lose dem.
Dey are so wunderful and full of win and awesum, and we will alwayz remembers
eech and evury one of dem.
We all mourns togedder wit u.
*sympaffy hugglez*
oh, we be so sad fur you. we send GLOWS to guide da CatBurger to da Rainbow Bridge where metted by lots and lots ob othfur angels to play wif, and to help to heal yur heart.
!!!!! Cheezburger, oh my god! I am sososososososo sorry!!!!
:::::hugs for you::::::
I am so sad……
Oh Tiny Cheezburger…I gives my hugs and prayers to you from miles away.
Oh noes. So sorry. I cries wif u.
So sorry to hear of your loss and wishing you peace in this sad, sad time.
Sympatheez.
No wun ken no, but I beht Raynbow Bridj has mehnee flying cheezburgerz for kittehs to chayse and ketch and eet.
Mehbee soon we get byootful trinyoot picshur.
Our hearts go out to you!
Me and mah kittah r sendin our sympafies to u. We know u be sad, but u may get some smylez iffin u be rememberin all teh good thymez u spent wif Catburger. Lyke da thyme Catburger did dat ting dat made u laf and laf. And dat notty ting Catburger did but u couldn’t stayz mad cuz Catburger gotz too much cuteness.
thx much, guise.
I miss him something fierce, but I’ve been able to laugh today. I think I’m going to foster some kittens (like Teho) as soon as I can. Too soon for a kitteh of mine own, but I’m certainly not saying never.
Peaches the Catburger
I haven’t updated the page yet, because it’s too hard to even look at his pictures.
Awww. He lookz liek hansum, happy boy. Liek I sed, I’m shor he will has byootiful tribyoot wunce you feel reddy.
Is wunnerful thet you’re gunna foster li’l homeless kittehs. I’m shur they’ll apresheeyate it and help you feel bit better.
Peaches aka His Nibs (luv that!) was lucky to hav u as his Momma … clearly he waz a much-luvd boy.
bucket of belly! now DAT’S a nickname for a catburger, fur shure! (one ob my cats lefted a message fur angel peaches ober dere, tiny, so be sure to check….)
Again I sez: :::::hugzez to you:::::
Himz was a beauuutiful boy and was lucky to have you for mumma.
Beautiful puss you had, TC. Poor baby. Fostering is a great idea. i foster too.
Aww, Tiny C, I am so sorry to hear it…I actually searched back through the posts to find this when I noticed your name change. I’m glad the CB will live on in your sn here on ICHC. We can all tell from your stories etc that CB was very spayshul kitteh. Has gone on to double-patty, double-cheez rewards!
don cries….catburger be chasin mices in catnip hevin in cheezburger carz
Bai ME a cheezburger!
Cool picture! Cool post!
Mebbe is Clark Howard’s or Dave Ramsey’s kitteh?
Buy me a drank
Cuz you got money in your paw?
then i will get you a tank
Then we watch some Raw
awww thats a cute pic.
Can I use this for the cover of the brochure for my financial services firm? It’s perfect! Well, if I had a financial services firm.
P. S. Tiny cheezburger, in ur heart ur kitteh will never die. A toast to our departed kittehs, tunatinis all round.
This mai favoreet.
[...] do BBC needz donashuns? [...]
yesh
What I do wif it? … iz favrit lol cat ever! Me an gf luvz dis siet. Iz foster hoem four lotz of deformed kittehs. (One eyed, sickly, not-cyoot-enuf-too-adopt kittehs.) She iz wun xclnt hoomin.
DONATE IT TO US!
erm well u could also do what elliot spitzer did…
COOL THIS IS SOOOOOOOOO CUTE…lol
Yo dat iss ae kewl kat ande tha wae hee loooks aat tha monies fwew
wut yaol tukin ’bout. Dat dain kat iz nut a haz cheez burga. Etze froag maten. menoun je suis en amore de toi. Ma nayme es Deneez. amma betch ess hole.
[...] u haz a lotsa monies. [...]
[...] u haz a lotsa monies. [...]
i think u cawn bay the usa wit tat
Wow im really suprised the comments went on THAT LONG
AWWZ!!! Lol. its meh walpaper. ^.^
oooo kitteh buyz a jawbreaker mebeh
Kinda obvious what the cat would buy. A CHEEZBURGER OF COURSE!!!
kitteh eatz moneyz????
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[...] tu minuts earlier [...]
i tink i’m invetsing it in burgers
[...] iz ok, ai helps [...]
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First teh kitteh baiz a jar for donaytiuns and puts it n some store, den gets teh moniez and baiz cheezburger
They need to bring this back with a favourite button.
i will kwitt maa job, i want 2 monee, not 1 monee