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ZOMBIE CAT

funny pictures of cats with captions

WILL DO YOUR BIDDING

kitty: The Mitten
photo and caption by: Melissa

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  1. PlainJane says:

    Gort! Klaatu barada nik-toe…

    (ok … who get anchunt pop culture refrenz?)

  2. mi11kittehs says:

    Bwahahahaha!! Greatness!

  3. The Pyr says:

    Imhotep….Imhotep….. :D

  4. stendhalismo says:

    brainnnnnsss ???

    PLEH !!!

    CHEEZBURGERRRRRSSS

  5. PlainJane says:

    And this one is for CBSB’s asshole boss, as she’s being dragged in front of a hearing with the drones in Human Resources:

    “Ms. Fudpucker, we have decided to terminate your employment.”

    “Huuuh? Wha…what…. WHY?”

    “Because, Ms. Fudpucker, you are an asshole. Also, we can’t afford the pay out the huge sum of money a class action lawsuit against you willl certainly cost us.”

    “But, but….”

    “Goodbye, Ms. Fudpucker, and good riddance … don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.”

    Ms. Fudpucker stands there, stunned (see above), as CBSB and others cheer. Loudly.

  6. B! says:

    Kitteh has furry neckbrace. Larry H. Parker sez wear dis an get 1.2 million dollarz!!

  7. B! says:

    Oblina-kitteh sees the Lomp!

  8. teh kitty name is “the mitten” ?
    from now on, this melissa person is naming my kittehs!

  9. Melissa says:

    Yessss mastah…. whateveah u sez mastahh…. will go kleen bafroom mastahh… Wiil ficks compootah so dis page will post currentz.. yess mastah!

  10. elfinugget says:

    Lukz lyk kitteh drankd half a glazz ov roks. WTF?

    I problie be zombeh kitteh if I drinkd half a glazz ov roks. LOL

  11. munky says:

    so dis is bideal stance, huh?

    srry, no can see wot all teh fuss is about

  12. Double Lolix says:

    ::Donna Reed voice::
    “Sit pretty, Muffin! Who’s a pretty kitty?”
    *Dangles Whisker Lickin’*

    ::LOLcat:: I will ete ur sole. *Owl ears* Gimme teh treet, Wench!

  13. Pony says:

    Meeeeecesssss… must… catch… meeeecessss…

  14. Lisa says:

    I can has mah nekk brayce back, plz? Kthxbai.

  15. Teho says:

    U HAS SPY ON ME
    FOR LAST TIME
    CEELING CAT

  16. Sheer, unadulterated brilliance.

    Yes plz. Bid fuh meeh, zombie kittieth, wyl i admier ur furry heelariusnes. ♥

  17. Zombie cat iz furst cat to do anybody’s bidding.

  18. munky says:

    so dis is bipedal stance huh?

    not see wot teh fuss is about persnally

  19. see….kitty slipper…you can be taught. i love it when my blog helps the underprivileged. What a great shot of a cat with a foot up its….

  20. LOLbabes says:

    Uh… If my cats already eat brains, should I worry?

  21. tammy says:

    braaaaaaaaaaains…..

  22. miss foots says:

    kitteh tries reading caption befrore relizing its backwards for her

  23. kitteh practissing stansse fur being gard 2 Buckinnhamm Palayss. Muss reemayn vurry still naw.

  24. Tim says:

    zombie cat stairz in wunder at od spellings and grahmmurz!

  25. stendhalismo says:

    OK: totally off topic – does everyone remember the cat/ homework thread from three days back?
    video.yahoo.com/video/play?vid=413964&cache=1

    • Po'zPplMa says:

      Wowzer!! Me thinks ma Po,,, has been on mah puter whilst I are gonez,,an been watching vidz… He just this morning attacked the paper spewin outta mah printer!! Generally, he onlyest sitz an watches, wit an occaisional pat or two at the paper…
      Who sent him dis linkz!!! Wz it HappyKita??? KAtzilla?? They really R takin ova da worldz!!!1!!
      Halp!?!?!

  26. caroline says:

    omg this is eerie! Now I can’t wait for the posting, I’ll have to do it myself

    lol kitty

  27. stendhalismo says:

    OMG OMG OMG

    IT’S ICANHASCHEEZBURGER MEETS ROCKY HORROR !!! COME QUICKLY !!!

    http://www.ee0r.com/lolckyhorror/index.html

  28. perfectblues says:

    Invisible horse race on tv

  29. D.R. says:

    Gimme the yarn… gimme the yarn… aww come on, dang it, gimme the yarn…

  30. Genevieve says:

    Hahahaha AWESOME.

  31. Antoinette says:

    Was ham involved in getting kitteh to assume teh zombie stance?

  32. Patrick says:

    ohnoes!!1! me lookt at medoosa

  33. Carolyn says:

    What the heck is going on with this blog. It sounds like a bunch of people who don’t know how to spell or to speak. I love the picures, but wonder if the people are from another planet.

    What happend to proper english?

  34. lolkip says:

    only 4 cheezburgers, cuz zombies don’t do bidding. zombiecats lub brainburgerz, tho.

  35. CrazyOldLady says:

    Carolyn dear, some of these wonderful people are extremely intelligent and very well educated…….lighten up, kthxbai

  36. ronniecat says:

    i can has brainzburger?

  37. o.o says:

    Monorail cat?

    Elevator cat!

  38. themrs07 says:

    Don b a schitk in da butt.

    I

  39. catserver says:

    That. Is. The. BIGGEST. Spider. I. Ever. Saw.

    Srsly. Its rite abuv u, dood. OMG.

  40. da moose says:

    dude i love the pic.it make me laf … where do you get all of these pix from me like lot hehe i bibi
    da moose

  41. neaner says:

    u thowt starch wood b funny?
    wait til u sleep!!

  42. haven says:

    i wubsz this website……….

  43. Sammy says:

    Lol zombie kitteh is coming to eat you!!!!!!!!! Lol

  44. Liiah says:

    Try this one: Hypnotized kitteh stuk in a trance

  45. Akiko says:

    ooo rly, we shall take over the world


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