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Cheezburger Network Blog
Gort! Klaatu barada nik-toe…
(ok … who get anchunt pop culture refrenz?)
It’s from “The Day The Kitteh Stood Still”. I’z rites?
kitty never stands still !!!
yesh! so’s kitteh will go to ship!
Clamato Braided Necktie!
i has a gigl.
teehee
Bingo! Double cheezburgr w/onions rings for U!
kitteh has canceer curz? idnt dat whut alieenz had?
mememememememe
wow, dat three memes an haff!
i onlys cownt one.
Hgaaack! Kat2 barada six-toe
polydactyl xenomorph!
iz “R-me of Darknes”?
Who U callin’ ANCHUNT? I was DERE The Day The Earth Stood Still!!!
LOL!
an I seen da liet goes owt on Brodway
…Evil Dead Trilogy! (<—ftw!)
Bwahahahaha!! Greatness!
Imhotep….Imhotep…..
But kitteh is much pretty witout teh boils.
Ah heeeheeeheee…..
But reemembar, Imhotep was AFEARED of teh kitteh!!!!
So kitteh is disguysing himself as an Imhotep-follower, so’s he can get close, and then … POUNCY. Kitteh is sekret weppon!
brainnnnnsss ???
PLEH !!!
CHEEZBURGERRRRRSSS
WIN!!!!!1!
And this one is for CBSB’s asshole boss, as she’s being dragged in front of a hearing with the drones in Human Resources:
“Ms. Fudpucker, we have decided to terminate your employment.”
“Huuuh? Wha…what…. WHY?”
“Because, Ms. Fudpucker, you are an asshole. Also, we can’t afford the pay out the huge sum of money a class action lawsuit against you willl certainly cost us.”
“But, but….”
“Goodbye, Ms. Fudpucker, and good riddance … don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.”
Ms. Fudpucker stands there, stunned (see above), as CBSB and others cheer. Loudly.
Time for me to wrap it up for the evening … nite all!
nite nite! lub yaz! snuggly up wif kitteh bebehs!
Luv itt!!! An somhow Ai wud capshure it awl on videeoh an post it rite hear fur all mah frenns 2 njoy. Tanks fur teh beeuutifull imayge as Ai putt hed 2 pilloh 2nite an fall’sleep. Dreemin teh besst dreem evah!
sounds lik where i usta wurk. thxbai
Wow. Were you in my last HR meeting?
T.
Sawry 2 heer dat, Terri.
Kitteh has furry neckbrace. Larry H. Parker sez wear dis an get 1.2 million dollarz!!
Oblina-kitteh sees the Lomp!
O’Bleena? wha?
i can has clue pls?
(google barf’d)
teh kitty name is “the mitten” ?
from now on, this melissa person is naming my kittehs!
This ‘lissa’s pic? It rox! Good going! GREAT name…
no not me some uvver lissa DAMMIT!! JK1!
Yessss mastah…. whateveah u sez mastahh…. will go kleen bafroom mastahh… Wiil ficks compootah so dis page will post currentz.. yess mastah!
kunta kitteh?
thats…so wrong
NNNOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo……
mmm, brainz
is it can eat brains tiem now plz?
Lukz lyk kitteh drankd half a glazz ov roks. WTF?
I problie be zombeh kitteh if I drinkd half a glazz ov roks. LOL
so dis is bideal stance, huh?
srry, no can see wot all teh fuss is about
::Donna Reed voice::
“Sit pretty, Muffin! Who’s a pretty kitty?”
*Dangles Whisker Lickin’*
::LOLcat:: I will ete ur sole. *Owl ears* Gimme teh treet, Wench!
Meeeeecesssss… must… catch… meeeecessss…
I can has mah nekk brayce back, plz? Kthxbai.
WIN winnywinwin! U are full of win an originullz!
Many kthx! Comin frum sumone wif much funnee lyke yoo, iz hai prayz inndeed!
U HAS SPY ON ME
FOR LAST TIME
CEELING CAT
WINWINWINWINWINWINWINWIN ♥
Zombiecat iz watchin you watch!
LOL! Ceeling cat can has watch u masterbaite!
iz most win!
Sheer, unadulterated brilliance.
Yes plz. Bid fuh meeh, zombie kittieth, wyl i admier ur furry heelariusnes. ♥
Zombie cat iz furst cat to do anybody’s bidding.
4 rill.
There was ‘nother cat that did sumbuddy’s bidden.
New Improved Cat
but I think he was fickshunal only.
must have be loltrick. nowayz cat surve – or trooly brain mizing! :0
kitteh is loling u into fals sens ov sekuritee
so dis is bipedal stance huh?
not see wot teh fuss is about persnally
see….kitty slipper…you can be taught. i love it when my blog helps the underprivileged. What a great shot of a cat with a foot up its….
Uh… If my cats already eat brains, should I worry?
If you still CAN worry, there’s hope.
braaaaaaaaaaains…..
kitteh tries reading caption befrore relizing its backwards for her
kitteh practissing stansse fur being gard 2 Buckinnhamm Palayss. Muss reemayn vurry still naw.
zombie cat stairz in wunder at od spellings and grahmmurz!
OK: totally off topic – does everyone remember the cat/ homework thread from three days back?
video.yahoo.com/video/play?vid=413964&cache=1
Wowzer!! Me thinks ma Po,,, has been on mah puter whilst I are gonez,,an been watching vidz… He just this morning attacked the paper spewin outta mah printer!! Generally, he onlyest sitz an watches, wit an occaisional pat or two at the paper…
Who sent him dis linkz!!! Wz it HappyKita??? KAtzilla?? They really R takin ova da worldz!!!1!!
Halp!?!?!
omg this is eerie! Now I can’t wait for the posting, I’ll have to do it myself
lol kitty
Kitteh look lik refugee from “Village of The Damned.” Skarrrry.
wow – lookit reflexun! imprezzif.
must get lobster now. kthxbai
trying again
OMG OMG OMG
IT’S ICANHASCHEEZBURGER MEETS ROCKY HORROR !!! COME QUICKLY !!!
http://www.ee0r.com/lolckyhorror/index.html
OH NOES!!!
SHARK IS BLOKINGS MA WAI
I MUS JUMPS IT!!!
WININWINWNIWWNINWWNIWWINIWNWWINWINWWNIWWNIWNIWNWINWIN!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!
Invisible horse race on tv
Gimme the yarn… gimme the yarn… aww come on, dang it, gimme the yarn…
Hahahaha AWESOME.
Was ham involved in getting kitteh to assume teh zombie stance?
ohnoes!!1! me lookt at medoosa
jus anothr stoner, ha
What the heck is going on with this blog. It sounds like a bunch of people who don’t know how to spell or to speak. I love the picures, but wonder if the people are from another planet.
What happend to proper english?
“What happend to proper english?”
lol.
hahaha carolyn. n00b
Much of teh pepul heer can has gud gramer an spelin, but if u wanna c dem use it, u shud to be goin somwere else.
PS. I’s also notisd u furgots a qwestionmerk an used a peeriuds insted. So much fur ur so cald “gud gramers” haha.
Propr english so BORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRING!
I am on ur computer
ignorin your spellchek.
We R from nuther planet … Planet Kitteh, wher timeclocks implod, internet servic free, an we sit ’round campfyr toastin ‘mallows an singin Koombaya … wit r kittehs, puppehs, an assortd wildlife. Wheeeee!
*lights bong*
Anal retentives need NOT apply.
You either need to lighten up a notch, dear, or move along to something more to your liking. Like http://www.landoverbaptist.com.
(I’m so gonna get in trouble for that one… hee.)
*snerk* O sry, didz ah spel dat rite? ah ment *znurrck*
Giv kittehs a brake! Alreddy purty impressiv we canz speek impropr engleesh!
“What happend to proper english?”
Zom-b kitteh kill him inglish. It go bai-bai. Gud riddunce.
only 4 cheezburgers, cuz zombies don’t do bidding. zombiecats lub brainburgerz, tho.
Carolyn dear, some of these wonderful people are extremely intelligent and very well educated…….lighten up, kthxbai
Rite on, sista (see … i knew u not *rilly* crazy … is jus a ruse!)
(pssssst….don’t let my secret out-people might actually expect something productive from me…..sheesh!)
i can has brainzburger?
Yes, you can! But I not want, plech.
Monorail cat?
Elevator cat!
Don b a schitk in da butt.
I
That. Is. The. BIGGEST. Spider. I. Ever. Saw.
Srsly. Its rite abuv u, dood. OMG.
Aint fallin fur dat agin. MAI CHEEZBURGER!
is amyzng how much hapens out-of-fraem
how u sees it all?
dude i love the pic.it make me laf … where do you get all of these pix from me like lot hehe i bibi
da moose
u thowt starch wood b funny?
wait til u sleep!!
the threat of zombie kittens is real
dont underestimate it!