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ZOMBIE CAT

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WILL DO YOUR BIDDING

kitty: The Mitten
photo and caption by: Melissa

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.

PlainJane

Gort! Klaatu barada nik-toe…

(ok … who get anchunt pop culture refrenz?)

shaungrltoo

It’s from “The Day The Kitteh Stood Still”. I’z rites?

stendhalismo

kitty never stands still !!!

 
B!

yesh! so’s kitteh will go to ship!

Clamato Braided Necktie!

 
 
PlainJane

Bingo! Double cheezburgr w/onions rings for U!

 
 
Melissa

kitteh has canceer curz? idnt dat whut alieenz had?

 
Teho

wow, dat three memes an haff!
i onlys cownt one. :(

 
 
Jewel

Hgaaack! Kat2 barada six-toe

 
 
 
laytonwoman3rd

Who U callin’ ANCHUNT? I was DERE The Day The Earth Stood Still!!!

 
Teho

an I seen da liet goes owt on Brodway

 
 
KB

…Evil Dead Trilogy! (<—ftw!)

 
 
 
The Pyr

Imhotep….Imhotep….. :D

shaungrltoo

But kitteh is much pretty witout teh boils.

Melissa

Ah heeeheeeheee…..

 
 
Tiny Cheezburger & The Catburger

But reemembar, Imhotep was AFEARED of teh kitteh!!!!

So kitteh is disguysing himself as an Imhotep-follower, so’s he can get close, and then … POUNCY. Kitteh is sekret weppon!

 
 
stendhalismo

brainnnnnsss ???

PLEH !!!

CHEEZBURGERRRRRSSS

 
 
PlainJane

And this one is for CBSB’s asshole boss, as she’s being dragged in front of a hearing with the drones in Human Resources:

“Ms. Fudpucker, we have decided to terminate your employment.”

“Huuuh? Wha…what…. WHY?”

“Because, Ms. Fudpucker, you are an asshole. Also, we can’t afford the pay out the huge sum of money a class action lawsuit against you willl certainly cost us.”

“But, but….”

“Goodbye, Ms. Fudpucker, and good riddance … don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.”

Ms. Fudpucker stands there, stunned (see above), as CBSB and others cheer. Loudly.

PlainJane

Time for me to wrap it up for the evening … nite all!

Melissa

nite nite! lub yaz! snuggly up wif kitteh bebehs!

 
 
cat butt squirrel butt

Luv itt!!! An somhow Ai wud capshure it awl on videeoh an post it rite hear fur all mah frenns 2 njoy. Tanks fur teh beeuutifull imayge as Ai putt hed 2 pilloh 2nite an fall’sleep. Dreemin teh besst dreem evah!

 
rufuzz

sounds lik where i usta wurk. thxbai

 
Terri S

Wow. Were you in my last HR meeting?

T.

 
 
 
B!

Kitteh has furry neckbrace. Larry H. Parker sez wear dis an get 1.2 million dollarz!!

 
B!

Oblina-kitteh sees the Lomp!

Teho

O’Bleena? wha?
i can has clue pls?
(google barf’d)

 
 
bagel of everything

teh kitty name is “the mitten” ?
from now on, this melissa person is naming my kittehs!

PlainJane

This ‘lissa’s pic? It rox! Good going! GREAT name…

Melissa

no not me some uvver lissa DAMMIT!! JK1!

 
 
 
Melissa

Yessss mastah…. whateveah u sez mastahh…. will go kleen bafroom mastahh… Wiil ficks compootah so dis page will post currentz.. yess mastah!

Melissa

NNNOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo……

 
 
 
 
elfinugget

Lukz lyk kitteh drankd half a glazz ov roks. WTF?

I problie be zombeh kitteh if I drinkd half a glazz ov roks. LOL

 
munky

so dis is bideal stance, huh?

srry, no can see wot all teh fuss is about

 
Double Lolix

::Donna Reed voice::
“Sit pretty, Muffin! Who’s a pretty kitty?”
*Dangles Whisker Lickin’*

::LOLcat:: I will ete ur sole. *Owl ears* Gimme teh treet, Wench!

 
Pony

Meeeeecesssss… must… catch… meeeecessss…

 
Lisa

I can has mah nekk brayce back, plz? Kthxbai.

Melissa

WIN winnywinwin! U are full of win an originullz!

Lisa

Many kthx! Comin frum sumone wif much funnee lyke yoo, iz hai prayz inndeed!

 
 
 
Teho

U HAS SPY ON ME
FOR LAST TIME
CEELING CAT

 
Tiki

Zombiecat iz watchin you watch!

 
Betsy

LOL! Ceeling cat can has watch u masterbaite!

 
 
 
Slightly Evil Paw

Sheer, unadulterated brilliance.

Yes plz. Bid fuh meeh, zombie kittieth, wyl i admier ur furry heelariusnes. ♥

 
Lacunae Bob Nuggetlet

Zombie cat iz furst cat to do anybody’s bidding.

 
ronniecat

There was ‘nother cat that did sumbuddy’s bidden.
New Improved Cat
but I think he was fickshunal only.

 
Jewel

must have be loltrick. nowayz cat surve - or trooly brain mizing! :0

Teho

kitteh is loling u into fals sens ov sekuritee

 
 
 
munky

so dis is bipedal stance huh?

not see wot teh fuss is about persnally

 
malicenwonderland

see….kitty slipper…you can be taught. i love it when my blog helps the underprivileged. What a great shot of a cat with a foot up its….

 
LOLbabes

Uh… If my cats already eat brains, should I worry?

Teho

If you still CAN worry, there’s hope.

 
 
 
miss foots

kitteh tries reading caption befrore relizing its backwards for her