ALICE CAT FELL DOWN
TEH RABBIT HOLE
beware the lollerwocky!
submitted by: james t.
kitteh: is rly tiny
picture: havsta be a worth1000 pix
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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wun cheezburger makes u little
wun cheezburger makes u tall…
Compwete and uttah WIN.
why tank u
i can has cheezburger?
Comik bookz usd to hav ads in teh bak for asinine stuf, lik “Go from 90-lb. weakling to strong man in 30 days!” kinda thing. They also had ads for “Sea Monkeys” - ‘member them? Add watr and - voila! - sea monkey (think it waz rilly krill or sumthin) … ANYWAY … teenytinykitteh ’bout sea monkey size and waaaaay kyootr. Freeze-dri kitteh, add watr - voila! - teenytinykittehmonkey u can keep in pockt!
Eatz only 1 kibbl a day, an peepee about siz of pin dot … no fuss, no muss. I tell ya, we cud mak a forchoon…
OMG….sea monkeys??? I remember those (sigh)…
i gotz mah son sum sea monkeez—–day keepz on goin n goin n goin—-bout da mini kiti—i alwyz wundrd y der wuznt a breed of miniz?????? super adorabullllll!!!!!!!!
Teeeny kitteh! *sigh* u full of squeeeee an awsum!
I found place where kitty is cheezburger!
http://thepetmuseum.blogspot.com/2007/05/i-can-be-cheezburger.html
(how i make linky?)
O, that jus weird! Look lik paint splattr wit littl kittehs sprinkld evrywher … Hello Kitteh on acid. Trippy!
thepetmuseum: 47 ratings! Thats the most ive eva seen! too much win!
OMG OMG OMG
IT’S ICANHASCHEEZBURGER MEETS ROCKY HORROR !!! COME QUICKLY !!!
http://www.ee0r.com/lolckyhorror/index.html
omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
I no has moar for sayings.
Just….
OMG
that just rong.
but i laffs. X)
Lolckyhorror FTW!
Win.
o noes!
ther go da neighburhud
Amenz.
an dats al i havs to say bout dat
(ps — i brots you choklits but i eated sum)
Wow! Two of my most favouritest things, all smooshed together into one thing
*Dies from teh happy*
OMFG! Hot Patooti from RHPS was on my itunes when I read this. Haha.
i rily digs dat rocky road
(nom nom nom)
Props to Stend for the link. Hey Cheese & Tofu…..you has TRULY arrived.
Yes! Do we know this Eeyore? Series was brilliant!
Dammit Janet, i LOL you!!
We dat jus the cat’s meow, iz all i can say … Frank N. Furter as, wha?, Lolvestite?
Whair da bunneh goes? I’s fowlowd him 4 cheezburger. He pwomist Madd Hattur cheezburger partie. Whair didd him go?
CBSB, i jus be catchin up on teh postins from last nite, so GUD NEWS, yes? The Butthole Boss From Hell be gon? Yee-Haw, is happy happy day! I verry gladd 4 u. (I waz pritty pissd off wen I go off on dat tirade ‘cos I HATE bullies, so i sorree if i offen anywon wit my potty mouf. I be a fightr, not a luvr!)
She kaym in dis mourning an wus knot suphoz to. Her b weerd.
Butt, yez, da eval rain of terrer has endeded!
I’s learnt sumfing so kewl lass nite. Kittehs do knot meow at eech ovver. Dey onlee be meows wen communicashoning wiff us hoomans. It crak meh up cuz now I be knowful dat when dey meow it is fur meh! An dey be meows a lott.
Do knot kittehs b sew vurry kewl? Vurry klevar dohz puddy tats.
Yeth, Kittehz sniffs eech othar. ‘Cept they do yawl at eech othar when dey fytin. But I fink dat’s a littl “MAMA KIMMIT HITTINZ MEH AGIN!!!”
LOL Kittehs learnd to meow to demand of der hoomins.
Incidentully, I chekd da mayl todayz and we gots a katalog frum da Ofis Depotz. It wuz adrezzd to:
{husbinnugget}
Kismet Serenity Bastien
{address}
Apparently, nawt only iz Kismet Serenity Bastien a business, but huzbin werkz foar dem, and dey needs offis supplyz.
LOL
Serenity requezts we ordar a big fylkabnit full ov da kiti treetz pliz. (We keep kititreets in the ofc file cabinets LOL
–Elfi
I tink Serenity disurves a big fylkabnit full ov da kiti treetz. Smart kitteh, 2 get ofis suppleye katalog 4 u. Juss a hepful littel nuge in teh rite dyreckshen.
If kittehz can has business, den why us hoominz gotz to have workjobz? Gotz to be a way to make that workz in our benifit.
Mah kittehz no meeow @ eechother but they does sayz WRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW????? wen dey gettin reddy to beet the soxes offa eachother. Iz baad noize–skurrz kittehz, skurrz huminz, skurrz themselfs sumtimez.
Hey Elfi….I gotz siz kittehs on de unemploiment at teh moment…duz yur bebbehs needs eny new hires???? Dey needz to get job an start byin their own fud!!!!!
Well, Ah dunnoz…. Do dey havez any partikularz talint?
Lyk, Bastien, him mah snuggleboi, him alwayz tak nap wif me. Kismet, she is teh Mistriss ov ta Framed-Pikshor whakingz. Serenity iz teh Squeezle, she not do much ‘cept be kute. She kind ov teh markiting and advurtyzingz and PR dapartmint.
Kismet requeztid dat Daddeh pliz to be ordaringz a box ov da fyle-foldarz so’s she kan bitez dem. She luvz da bitingz ov da kardboardypapur.
Bastien not rilly need no ofc supplyz foar napping. Him jus naps.
Muy Gomez iz teylinted at myowin an wekkin huminz up in dah AYEM. Gummi iz teylinted at myowin an wekkin huminz up in dah PEEYEM. Wun kitteh for dah monin and wun kitteh for dah evenin! Eekwalz NO SLEEP for dah huminz in da howse! (Sleepin only for kittehz innyweyz. Hyuminz hefteh werkjobz for kittehz. WERK HUMINZ WERK!)
Um, I gotz one who pretendz tu be a third kidney evur nite, one dat can excape from enny room wit a dor, one dat likez to groom yur eyebrowz while yu nappin…but I s’poze doze r not marketabul skiz…so i s’pose i gotta keep workin….but i m thinkin’ bout sendin em all to a tech skool!!!
Muh Annie kitteh haz duh grate skill uv desiding wen it be timez to go to bed, and wen it be timez to waketh thy ass up. She meows greatly for both of thoze major eventz. Meows and paces in deh P.M., and rubs on deh legs. She meows LOWDLY in de ear for deh mornin wake
up call. She be verry gud at this, too. But alarm clock might be cheeper in deh long runz, so
mebbe is not so markitable.
Our household won a new washer once and the winning family member was Miss Mamie (the kitteh) Nice washer though, so we keep it.
Lyk dey alwayz sehs… “dogz bee havin dee ownerz, but kittehz bee havin dee staff”.
CBSB….wher did you lern dat???? I never thot bout it before….but iffin I think right….it IS true!! Wow! Datz too kool!!
ya that kewl. make senz 2. Iz how i met kitteh - he talkin in garage at me. lost kitteh. he meowin. now i belong him
OK um I not tinks dis strikly tru. momcats an kitnz mos def miew an prrt to each ovr. all teh tiem! but dey talx at me too, dats fr shur.
Is that real?
real honest-to-goodness photoshop, yep!!
and an excellent job at that.
Ah lurves eet, must have eet to shnorgle wif.
HA HA!!!
feed yer (tiny furry) hed!1!!
Dis be one of my absolutely positivalee most favrite of all songs!
Go Gracie.
Forenzc kitteh chekx ur printes
omg CSI kitteh ftw!
OMG. I is ded.
Little kittah, do to remember the fact that dormouses sez, maintain the hed ezactly.
Or sumtin like dat. Iz fergetz. Gotz any mor pillz?
Kitteh took the red pill…
Eh, not amusing enough to warrent the photoshopinz.
dufus.
caps prolly caem aftr teh fotochop.
“u cant sees me, i’s cheshire kitteh”
Thumble-kitteena
I am the lolkit.. goo goo ca joob!
(ok, it sort uv a stretch. Choo gota b Lennon fan…
pluz mebbe Lewis Carroll fan.)
OMG!! IZ very very teeny kitten!
Don’t Eatz teh Kattarpillarr kittah!
ONG, so tiny!!!! Needs chizburger to eat!! Haha this is so lmao, i really love to visit da blog!
Hi to all chiz admin and people XD
Dis hand ar shopped. I kan tell by duh peexels and seen menee shops liak dis befoar.
mr no-its-als kitteh ses: dis lookses shopd!
do ya think??????