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HALP, BEING EATEN!
Mummenshantz cat is mum.
Ooh! I SAW dem!
Yay! Someone else knows Mummenshantz! They were the best.
What Mummenshantz pls? Lily Kitteh wants know. Wikipediums no helps Lily Kitteh. Bad Wikipediums! Tricksy!
trys cliking on my naem link fr dis coment.
shud halp
Mummenshantz r a myme trup. Dey did Muppet Show – dere episod on seezun 1 shinee deeveedee thingys!
Mummenshatz are amazing! I saw them wun tiem, and I wuz compleetly and totally stunned.
If u ever get a chance tu see them, du it!
I on ur carpet, bein suckd up by ur whole house vachum … along wif mai harbls
can sum1 halp i needz mah earz scrach
‘nuther dimenshun disway
WIN!- its like that kit kat commercial…
Burrito Kitteh: The Beginningz
dude, that’s tubular, totally.
[snicker]
i has a valey.
Silly kitteh, you no are ferret.
I is in yr toobz maken like a snake
Caturday better be at the end of this
Cocoon kitteh weel emergez as a bootiful flutterby
this comment made me laugh so much
Oh Hai!! Jus checkn for teh dryr lntz!
I cant think of anything clever to say about the pic (unless AWEOSME! is clever) but I did find this:
Crooks & Cheezburgers
Who better to expose corruption in government than a bunch of adorable kitties? IM IN UR JUSTIS DEPARTMENT FIRING UR ATTORNEYS! INVISIBLE HABEUS CORPUS!
See, here’s yer problem. We needs to shut this off over heer, den we needs to renooberate thisamajig, readjust the tempachoor, deactivate the whasamarator, and turn up the flableosamus, an then we’ll be fine. Dang pipes. They dribes me crazee wen they goes. No trouble! Kitteh Home Repairz at yer serviss.
This mades me lol and lol!!
Kitteh Home Repairz problie more knolijabul den da kontrakterz ’round heerz.
I azkd mah kitiz to pliz chang da air-intayk filturz. Dey lukd at meh funniez den went, “meeeeeeEEEorwwrrr?”
I fink dat Kiti foar “WTF u talkin’ abowt, u feeds uz, den we talkz bizniz.”
you fergotz to rekalibrate the hoopalator valve!!
I’m in ur Jeffries tubes, reversin your shelds polarities
[wallows in geek nostalgia]
[wishes for starships]
well if you like that one…
im gaten to Atlants to be fighten the Waiths kthnxbye
i not gets it.
how sad is it that I DO get it. . . but he needs to be all Dr McKay, “I am an extremely arrogant cat who thinks ALL his plans will work.” (idn’t it awesome when he really DID say that?!)
Bob Vila cat is in ur flex
this pic is so wrong…you take the fur off before you make catwursts
Totally, Totally Kool!!!
If itz has openinz, kittah mus nspekt it. Iz part of Kittah Yoonyun Rulz yoo kno. Yoo neva kno wut could nsidz.
Yesh, dere cood be a colonee of cheezburgers nestings in dere.
Dat paints teh funneest pixtur … Sigourney Weavr wif her flame throwr, toastin a hole room of bebeh cheezburgers! “Aliens VI: Attak of Teh Cheezburgrs”
An’ when bebeh cheezburger growz up to be supersized, it can open its mouf, and out comes a regular cheezburger, and it opens its mouf, and out comes a bebeh cheezburger.
chzalien is coming to bitechoo.
flaem broyl always best fr burgrs.
nom nom nom
Tubekitteh is evolving into Tubecat!
HALP! STUCK!!!! (Nevah take dare fum DOG again)
Kittiez has no collarbonz, they can’t get stuck
Sees, I didnts no dat…no i r smarter becaws of lolcats.
ANACONDAKAT!!!!
Takin’ teh Boom Toob to Apokalyps to see Darkseid. Back l8r.
You guys are so cool to get the Jack Kirby reference.
I lubs you!
HALP!
Tell elephunt me not peenut!
Lolefuntz don’t suck up peanuts through them nazzes, anyhow.
Seriously. Imagine having a peanut — still inside its shell — stuck in your naz. Or for that matter, a kitteh — still inside its fur.
“Lolefuntz”!! WIN!
Goin thru teh wermhole, brb.
SG:1 komand plz 2 wat 4 inf0.
[more geek nostalgia]
This reminds me of a dog I once knew, named Flip. We’d be sitting in the living room, and Flip would start out on one side of the room and magically emerge at the other side.
“Whut? Wait! Wasn’t he just over thar?”
Flip liked to squee himself between the couch and the wall. Seemingly much smaller space than would allow a dog of his size to squee through, but squee he did. He’d emerge, and either hop onto the cushions to get to the other side, or just run around the front. Then squee himself through the back again. And ovar and ovar.
“Hay, whar’s Flip? I swore I just saw him!”
“Oh, he’s probably squeed himself behind the couch and hasn’t squeed himself out yet.”
Ha! Flip was jus messin wif ur hed … an sucesfuly, tu! Story ful of fun!
Tubekitteh causing DNS on your netses!
Slinky it’s slinky for fun it’s a wonderful toy, It’s slikny it’s slinky fun for a girl and a boy!
Everyone knows it’s Slinky!
This is a very good example of my warpedness, this is one of my fave keeper emails:
Thought for the day:
Some people are like Slinkies …
Not really good for anything,
But they still bring a smile to your face when you push
them down a flight of stairs.
That is excellence! I know a few of those at work…….
I just made a list.
I goes to hell now, huh?
heer i coms wif u
i can has cros-compiel?
THE INTERNETS !!! IS MADE OF TUBES !!!
(“The Internet is not something you just dump something on. It’s not a truck. It’s a series of tubes” – Sen. Stevens)
THE INTERNETS !!! IS MADE OF TUBES !!!
Um, stendhalismo … cud we perhaps intrest u in a tsty bvrg … sit rite down here … daaaats nice. Isnt dat nice? OK … I bak away neow … slowly……..
and mebbe sum ice for hiz pore iddle head. it must ake so.
sorry – was playing with the bold and italic commands …
Next on Mythbusters: Cat potato gun!
Har! U guys r killin me wif deh vishools today!
‘cept I’s not sure which end I want pointed at me when kittehtato is launched … but then again, try shoving a kitteh ANYWHERE buttz first.
i tink mabeys i not do dis
kitteh obvusly from Lundon Inglin, travel everwhere by tube…
CHUNNEL CAT
IS EN ROUTE
“i seed it on tevee – in futur evrewun wares leik this”
mario kitteh be warping 2 hidden level! gold coinz YEA
kitteh wannabe doxhund puppy…
hatched a brrrliant plan.
Lady, we found the problem in your lint filter.
“wul THARS ur problim!”
Dune cat
Iz becumin a sandworm
God Emperor Cat-o II
saw doggeh run course on tv an zip rite thru tube like dis. why kitteh not zip thru like doggeh?
jus wan tu sum up:
DIS CAN BES CLASIC POST.
has much w00t.
comentz too
muh dryer vent b havin clogs
Dis tube make mah buttz look big?
Once Iz hurd a strange knocking sound outside da house, went o’r to find out un see one of r younger kittehs woht’d stick herz head into an mt glass jar and zen couldn’t get it out. Shez runnin’ headbangin’ all over da places! Glass on stone, u imajin. Nawt second, mah bro and sis un me, we all stood zer tryin not to laff. Then thinkings how to help, but kitteh not appro … appreah .. couldnot catch her. And whot iff’n we pullz 2 hard herz head to get it out? And whot if kitteh breakz da jar! We tries to calm down kitteh, acalls ur Dad, him sayz whot can go in, can go out. He catch da kitteh, we all afr8 to look when himz pulling at the freaked out kitteh. Kitteh came out ok.
Willy Wonka Kitteh tolds Augustus Gloop Kitteh not drink from choclit fountain