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FratCat is hungover on Caturday
too tire to puts my tongue away…
…and whenz you goes to UR clozet, you knoes why.
wurk 2 hard
kitteh stay home from skool tamarroo?
u wave palm fronz, keeps me cool
Iz no skool in da US tamaroo — iz hollydae! Da Tasha, doe, she hasta wurk.
Okey how ’bout i stays home Tuuesday too? I’s contajus!
It too hot for kitteh! Needz kool drink plzkthx
nity nite little kitteh
bank holiday FTW!
Rilly Cute and to the point. loves.
Awwww, too many beers last night for kitty?
Iz Ewok-Kitteh hybrid? Being dat kyoot totaly xhawsting.
Sumthin abowt teh tung stickin out makez me thinkx he iz thinkin:
U drank to musch last nite, no bed iz ur punnishments. U cannot has bed. No, not Yours.
And I sez:
DO WANT!!!!!11!!!1
funny, you don’t look like a tire
maybe a flat tire?
kitty needs retread
zot too tire to find da D key to finish himz capshun
Tung hangin out ‘cos tire - unlik bukkit - has a flavr. Mmmmm, burnt rubbr!
Bwaaahahahaha! (and drum roll)
and dat’s da truf… plbbbtttttttttttttt!
Please move ma tale fores me kthxbai
Awww sweet pink raspy tongue!
Invisibel make-ouat fren.
Oh … I finly getz it! Ha! Slippin in a littl tung sushi, eh?
LOL ahh tungsushi.. brily.. omg I goaz 2 tha rong resterawntz srsly me nevah seez DAT ON DA MENGU :)..
:)
Kitteh gone phut. Plz be insertin battries.
this one is great….i love pictures of pre-chinese food. keep em coming…I’m gonna go whip up a batch of general tso’s kitten
Nuts.
I tire
Soon I b teh retire
Cuz b 2 olde 2 hire.
I is not a lyar.
Dat furst won wrng lnk. It saiy knot valud. Dis won mutch bettah.
SQUEE!
more like
sq…e… (yawn)
His Royal Highness tires and requires to be carried to his privy catbox and then to the royal silk cushion. Immediately.
i love you tofuburger. marry me
Oh, kitteh. I knoez of whence u speekz.
Iz naptyme, now.
Too much Caturday.
Batry lvl 5%. Dangrusly low. plz to be pluggin in wall soonz.
kitteh luv blanki
no take!
Ewok cat is tired from walkin round Endor. Will take speedbike next time.
Teh ruums … dey b tuff todai.
Has been low energy weeknd … i feel lik kitteh look … blaaaahhhh. U tu?
For fans of “The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra”: “I SLEEP NOW!”
And “Dark City.”
Meh arm 2 far awy 2 chex 4 teh flavor. U try? Mite culd be nommy.
that’s the cutest thing! reminds me of my cat!
Wunner if kittah haz teh oranj krem soda flavorz. Oranj an krem fur iz mos buterful
i hopes teh kitteh jes tire an not has teh asthmaz.
Oh noes! Dont be tire, itty kitteh! De lolrus steelz yu frum de ellypants!
I too cute to move.
I too fatz to scratch meeself.