OMG!!1!

…ME GOTZ DA SPACESHIP
capped and submitted by: Mupwangle
lookit his happy mouth!
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…ME GOTZ DA SPACESHIP
capped and submitted by: Mupwangle
lookit his happy mouth!
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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im in ur NASA programz
goin to de starz
when commitz hit capsule,
make ro-dents!
Steffin Hakings,
eatz ur hart owt!!1!
No no silly mouselet. U gots it rong. U in spaceship conteinah, yes. But u still foodses. *chomp*
goin to Mars, brb
It’s a cookbook!
NOooooo! You gave away our secret plan!
GODSPEED MOONRAT?
I know, I know…himz not a rat. But Moon Mouse just doesn’t have the same ring to it.
)
Wait’ll they cap that sucker ‘n send mouselet into zero gravity … do they mak barf bags that small? Brings new meanin to “hurling” thru space.
fuggit barf bagz
howbowt mouz diaprz?
I’z listinin to yur Frank Sinatra,
hearin’ him singz: “Flyz me to de muun…”
Teh win! Anty-sippate mah anser.
mice-es is lucky. I wants da spaceship.
thankfully for space mouse all the cats on this planet were distracted by cheezburgerz
Dat mayk meh smyl, nige.
spacshpz > bukket?
I iz in yur Death Star…
Doan shoot, Luke!
Take mee to your feeder.
goin to teh moon, brb
JESUS CHRIST IT’S A LION!! GET IN THE SPACESHIP!
JESUS CHRIST! IT’S A KITTEN! PREPARE FOR LAUNCH!
mowsleeps are dedleez
Ok, I cawteded it. Wut I doez now?
now iff somone cn git da compewter 2 stop singin’ daysee daysee i be mush happyer!11!!
Daisy, Daisy,
Give me your hamster, do.
I’ve gone mangy
All for the love of you.
It won’t be a stylish mouse cage
‘Cause gerbils, we don’t get paid.
But you’ll look sweet upon your feet
In a hamster ball built for two!
dye-n jus dye-n dat so mazing
Mass murder FTW!
I got teh spaceship. Now I bild giunt hamstar bol and genenetcully enjinear giunt hamstar and I cuntrowl tehm frum orbit! TEH DAY OF TEH RODUNT HAS ARRVED!
LAFF WIV MEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Dude.
spaceship gots MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Get ready to BLAST OFF TO ADVENTURE IN TODAY’S TURGID ADVENTURE!
it inspired me to do this (that, and boredom)
TEH WIN!
so much awsum!
Hysterical, aktooly!
Look ma! No hands!
Mowzy cute, yez.
But I reely likez contribyutor’z name.
“Mupwangle”. Sez dat a few timesez outloud-like. Guud name. Maykes me giggiggiggle.
in space
no one can hear u lol.
moon made uv cheez!
i hopez i hopez i hopez!
Day 10. I finally got the door to open on this thing after being trapped for days behind the couch. My relief was short lived, however, as I found myself surrounded by four cats and a chihuahua. I can’t possibly replace the hatch, so am going to try to make a run for it. If you are reading this, it means I didn’t make it. Godspeed.
OMG!!!!1! teh navigashun did it wrong!!!1! this not muun — iz PLANET CATURDAY!!!1!
Planet Meowz
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o noes!
wher teh airbraks on dis thng ?!?1!
I are on da moon!
Um…gotz a smal leek in teh airlok, guyze.