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The McHarbl stuk in mai throat …. Haaaak!
i think i just peed myself LMAO….
mmmm.. how dooz hoomun mek glss full de melk ??? ez magic ???
Bvragz? Ess dis lolcat foreign? From Catatonia?
Innernet ees wurldwide u stoopy! No ferners here! Bvragz jus looks(even for lolspeek) Eestern Europeen.
‘lissa … u rguing wif yurselfs? Stop it. Stop it dis instan!
Haha. At werk, ah thinks out loud, an here too! I jus dinnit wanna step onna toeses. Dinnit wanna seem like ignurnt ‘mericun!
OMG I r tard. Beverage! my stoopy ass thot he wuz trin ta say BURGER! LAWLZ… NkNK ……
ur funnier than the lolcat pitcher, all bye urselfs!!
I saw “beverages” but I agree wholeheartedly that additional vowels are absolutely necessary. It nawt text messij, it a lolkat.
Makes minez dubbles please, shaykin, not sturred.
Bond. Paws Bond.
2 pints uv lager an a pakkit of crisps, plz… I ‘ave the rite change n’ everting… OI!
Lolz! gets mah harbls a Highball!
One of the silver cats today rediscovered cantaloupe.
NOM NOM NOM!!
I have no idea what this has to do with this picture except for that same watchful look in his eyes…
Yeah. He’s all “whatcha gots dere?”
I can has cantaloupe????/? plz???///??
Oh, the cute pleading kitteh eyes!
I is in ur cofee howse….drinkin all ur cattucinos.
” this glass is so clean, I can see my reflection !!!
and boy, does my nose look BIG “
I can has elixer 4 one that lix fur plz sir?
hay, dis not jin marteenee
I r ususully glas haf ful kind of kitteh, but dis glas only emty.
Filosofical kitteh ponder teh meanin of life, thinkz to self, “Wud ocean be deepr wifout spongs?”
awwwh teh kitteh wnts a bvrag
i is havign bvrag… bvrag mak me hpr
what dis? kitteh wantz a bvrag? KITTEH NO GET BVRAG, KITTEH IS BAD KITTEH
okey meester bartender
fills er up wif vintaj
one moar fer de road
(hyuk)
sheez, jus cos i had a few, de room iz all spinnen
calls me a kab pleez?
okay–u iz a kab.
bada-BING!
Awww, shooowt. I wuz shoor dis wuz whar I left mah denchoors.
this sure is one pretteh kitteh
the orange spot on her fashe is for SMOO
*nom nom nom*
I has 3 kittehs and none of them like me to SMOO them.
I just wanna nom nom nom all of them. Maybe dis kitteh will let me if I give it a bvrgz!
dis kitteh luvs nom nom nom!
I can has uno cervezo Cristal, pro favor? gracias thx bai
oops should be cerveza k thx bai
O ur right I have been Cuba also and have had same pleadin look in my eyes at bartenderz waitin for Cristal…
I had same pleadin look in my eyz wen I come back to Canada and start looken for Cristal in likker stores. No wai.
Caturday callz for tastee bvragz!
Cats on da beech? Shooters rule! Jaeger catbomb, jaeger an meelk! Russian catlude!
This is relevant to my interests.
Beeutifull11!! Nycely playeded.
Shhhh…..iz be werkin my majik trik…..
YOU IS A FISH BOWL FULL OF GUPPIES>>>>>>YOU WILL GET IN MAH BELLA>>>>>
Iz not werk? K-fine…..jus give me some meelk…..
Kitteh need tsty bvragz to go wif tsty royal wif cheezburgrz.
WIN!!! Jules-cat needs to wash down teh Big Kahuna Burger
thank goodness someone noticed the pulp fiction reference, i was beginning to lose faith in humanity.
I had tastee bvragz earlier today. It wuz kalled, let me theenk now–oh, yes,
I members now–Bushmills. Wuz a fine Caturday all dah way round.
wish deh kitteh culd haf joyned me. Kitteh culd have had ice watah.
Wuld haf been fine partee. My kitteh
lukeded at me funnee. She was all WTF u doin? Wy u laffin?
Hey, careful, man, there’s a beverage here!
It’s like David Letterman says: “There isn’t a man, woman or child alive who doesn’t enjoy a tasty beverage.” Cats, too!
OH HAI WHAT SINGLE MALTS U HAS THERE?
my big beautiful orange tabby always be stealin sips from our glasses. She’s almost figured out how to work a straw…if only she had big enuff lips!
whenever my glass contains soapy pop rather than water, and the fizz fizzes in her face, she gets mad at it and slings it across the room with her awesome cat-fu.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
win!
HAY THIS GLASS SPITTED AT ME, DO NOT WANT!!!
Ah likes teh kitteh-fu. Take v much dissiplin for teh kitteh, but kitteh luk sexy in teh black belt.
whenever my glass contains soapy pop rather than water, and the fizz fizzes in her face, she gets mad at it and slings it across the room with her awesome cat-fu.
My kitteh would go up to my glass on the floor and look at it for the longest time. He would just stare and stare and then quick as lightening, he’d flick out his paw and knock it over and then leap away from the tsunami and my yelling. I’ve since learned to keep my tasty beverages on a table. He trained me well!
“Oh hai, hansmcat. Wot you doin in tiny glass thing, huh? O, an your face is squishyd – how you do that? You look much like me cept squishyd you see.”
I is in ur 12-step prograhm
Fallin uff teh waggon.
hehe no selfs deeseeplun ftl!
My glaz haz holes init. (hic) Refilz, plx. Kthx. (hic)
Kitteh needin some booster seatz
Sifu cat finished his drinks.
i LOVE that cat! it has the prettiest faaaaaaace! i want a kitty that looks like that *pout*
I can haz soda plzzz